>Pokemon live like this and seriously don't see a problem

>Pokemon live like this and seriously don't see a problem

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's my only issue with blue and red, I don't want a house of my own fucking face

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because it's actually your partner's house, they just decide to solely let you live in it while they fuck off to a friend area.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >headcanon
        Prove what you have said, with actual dialog from the game or get out.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He's wrong, it's not the partner's house, they just show it to you as a place to live. Partner only fucks off to live in a friend area in the postgame, and so does the player should you choose to replace your starter with someone else after the partner suggest to switch things up a bit. So even though it's your house you literally stop living in it the moment you replace the team leader.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Partner only fucks off to live in a friend area in the postgame
            That's not true. Every time you wake up he's not there and you see him coming from the friend areas to meet you when you go outside.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just because the partner comes from the FA road doesn't mean the partner is going to an FA to sleep retard.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a Cyndachad, I'm glad I didn't have to see those hollowed out eyes the rest had.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah based. you just see the ugly windows on top and the sides.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a house with your face on it is pretty narcissistic.
    but hey. they get free real estate. they can do poke orgies and not get any STDs. impregnante ditto cumsocks and get free food.
    they live a good life.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whose getting the best head doe

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yo dawg heres a house shaped like your dead mothers skull

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      man munchlax is such a based pokemon but I dont really like Snorlax at all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that chart was clearly made by a squirtle homosexual

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >play shinx
      >charge discarche
      >actually likes sentry duty
      I feel fuckin' called out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        only if you actually think shinx is the hipster choice as well

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not really, i more like the metagaming of Explorers and Rescue Team, will pick Skitty in a heartbeat just for that stupidly broken Fury Swipes.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ewww stop replying to me

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No 🙂

              To be fair the Explorers still makes me cry.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In that we can agree. Have this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      w-what's the problem with Riolu

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what isn't the problem with Riolu?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Terminally furry.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Furries.
        To be honest, I don't understand why they flocked so hard to Lucario and Riolu. I thought Lucario was cool because of the movie, imagine my surprise years later when I found out people mainly wanted to fuck it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          because they are anthro dog-wolves

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >anthro wolf
          >bipedal
          >has its own stupid ass movie where it talks like someone's fucking dad through 'aura'
          Gee i wonder...

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >get Pikachu or Riolu if I do the personality quiz
      Fucking christ, stop giving me the fucking main character and just hand me the meme ones

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does machop have a ditto flag?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being anti-semetic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hell, why dies Skitty have a Frieza flag?

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his house isn't build in the shape of his face
    ngmi

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pick up a PMD game
    >see the options for starters
    >no Abra
    >uninstall

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pokemon evolves
    >has to rebuild his whole house

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's inside a pokeball

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what can we expect from the next PMD game? How will they ruin everything this time?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By remaking sky and pozzing it with "based" 3d graphics that only zoomers think are actually based and that have no charm compared to sprites
      Oh but we got this shitty scene, so it was worth it!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They already ruined it with Rescue Team DX replacing your standard attack with a useless "swipe at the floor" move that deals no damage, forcing you to only use moves.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >implying you wouldn't live in a house made in your image

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are PMD games worth it? I've only played the mainstream games up until Emerald and the Red remake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the gameplay is kinda whatever but in terms of story, aesthetic, presentation, music, postgame content, monster balance, etc they are 100x better than mainline

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everytime I see a screenshot of the games it looks gorgeous. I even like the houses in the OP, even if no one else seems to.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they love them in the pmd general at /vp/, so you might want to visit them
          hint: it is pretty homosexual in there, that's why people make threads here

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've come to accept that videogames and anime boards are full of homos and have no beef with them. What I can't stand is people wanting to fuck Eve.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You mean eevee, and cry more. I also want to fuck them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're gay
                FUCKING A VAPOREON THO IS THE MOST SANE THING YOU CAN DO THEY LITERALLY HAVE A DOLPHIN PUSSY AND THE FLUIDS THEY EMIT MAKE YOUR DICK 100X MORE REACTIVE TO STIMULUS

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I also want to fuck vaporeon, but this is a stupid post. It is just a dog fish, not your delusions

                [...]
                [...]
                Shut the fuck up and go somewhere else for your inane genwar fix.

                shut up minimod

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It is just a dog fish
                wrong, it's a cat dolphin

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cubone's house is fucking metal

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE ONLY WAY TO FIX POKEMON IS TO MAKE MORE VERSIONS OF GOLD AND SILVER
    GOLD AND SILVER ARE AS HIGH AS POKEMON WILL EVER GET
    GOLD AND SILVER ARE THE ONLY REAL GAMES WORTH PLAYING
    REPLAY GOLD AND SILVER
    PLAY GOLD AND SILVER
    MAKE MORE GOLD AND SILVER
    GOLD AND SILVER IS THE WAY

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut up
      Neither game freak or chunsoft give a fuck, zoomers and gen alpha buy anything as long as it has the pokemon label

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      G/S are bad actually

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        youre bad youre whole family is bad everything you ever loved is bad bad bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      johtofags are worse than genwunners.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >genwunners
        >wun
        Yup winning feels like that sometimes, maybe this is how white people feel all the time.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >genwunners have to create delusions to cope with the hate they get
          post charizard collection or at least, red version. You won't.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meh I can if I wasn't in a hotel right now but I do have something with me I can show you, I brought my 20th anniversary 3ds with me

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >3ds
              Not a genwunner, you bought a new console. Cool lies.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It has red and blue preloaded you moron.
                Do some research before you speak again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't care. A genwunner despises everything except the original brick boy and red and blue versions. You are a poser.
                >DO YOUR RESEARCH
                pure copium. stop replying to me, loser.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >t. I cannot afford to have nice things cause im poor

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes the good old "you are poor" cope. Shut up already, you got btfo and exposed as the liar you are. genwunners haven't played the games in 20+ years.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're only like $700 refurbished on Amazon

                imagine paying 700$ to play red and blue when you can emulate it for FREE

                poorfags seething is a beautiful thing

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody cares about you, kid. you are less than nothing, that's what I think of every genwunner. All you crave is attention because you pretend you matter as a fan of pokemon, but you never cared about the franchise and all that pokemania gave you was that rush for getting attention.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, that's right. Seetheeeee, you will never experience pokemania, you will never watch the mewtwo strikes back in theaters with all your friends after going to BK and getting awesome pokeballs with golden pokemon cards inside.
                You will never be a real fan.
                AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I experienced it, that's why I don't care what you say, parasite.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't lie on the internet Anon you have no friends

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >yet again the same copium when his narrative doesn't fit

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                brutal

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're only like $700 refurbished on Amazon

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine paying 700$ to play red and blue when you can emulate it for FREE

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >genwunners
        >wun
        Yup winning feels like that sometimes, maybe this is how white people feel all the time.

        >genwunners have to create delusions to cope with the hate they get
        post charizard collection or at least, red version. You won't.

        Shut the fuck up and go somewhere else for your inane genwar fix.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why don't machop and pikachu get unique landscapes for being fighting/lightning type?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      laziness of course.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does machop have a Ditto flag?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm salty we never got a Gen 7 PMD game about Ultra Beast antagonists

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen this exact thread before, wtf. Not just the op, but the replies too. In the same order.
    Is the internet really dead and it's some bot reposting old threads?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      autism =/ botting
      learn the difference, newfag

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i thought this was a PMD thread

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody stops you from posting pmd shit

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IP didn't went up

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ip did went up and anon can't count and has shit taste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. Cope more please. 27 posters. Next time change your ips, losers.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You seem upset.
        Are you gay or something?

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ip count went down
    Wtf?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ignoring you now

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mooom the guy on the internet is being mean to me again!

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hahaha this is funny

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that Squirtle house, wtf

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SkittyGODS won.

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