Gamefreak just needs to embrace their inner freaky asian and just start pumping out content.
Pokeporn is an untapped market
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>Pokeporn is an untapped market
That well has been dry for ages.
lol not with all the memes and youtube vids it hasnt
t. underage Reddit poster
Posting a comic made by a normie
he makes better porn than you could
Fair, not gonna argue with that
It fills me with so much joy that his shitty game concept that he worked sooo hard on got completely shat on. Hahaha, imagine thining normal people qould kickstart some shitty furry platformer where the only goal is unlocking some badly animated furry porn.
>Look at me im Bnbigus im not just some smut artist I am actually a passionate game developer
Get fucked Zigger gay. You will never be successful. You are worthless and your dime a dozen shitty """art""" wouldnt be worth a penny outside of fringe fetish subcultures.
Why dont you fuck off back to pidorussia and get blown up like your retarded mongol zigger brother or assraped by chechens for being a zoophile gay.
>imagine thining normal people qould kickstart some shitty furry platformer where the only goal is unlocking some badly animated furry porn
Now where did I heard this exact same story before. . .
>There's literally nothing stopping you from joining the air force
Except I'm mostly blind in one eye
>Except I'm a pirate
>ponies, pokemon and other furshit
How is that normie? Closest thing is this one pic of Shantae.
Maybe normie wasn't the right word, but I read someone's post that this person wasn't actually a pokemon fan
Ponies are NOT furshit.
Yes they are horsefucker. Wanting to fuck a cartoon animal makes you a furry. No amount of cope will change that.
Only if it means I can commission intense tail brushing art from the artist of that one kinda sexo Ninetales card.
>pokefuckers can already get terabytes of content for free
>just like every other thing liked by a vocal minority, the profit there is to be made from said thing is way smaller than it appears
>gamefreak risks ruining the kid-friendly image of their brand (which they've been building for decades) with the general public just for the gamble of appealing to a small demographic of pokefuckers
I'm not an economics guy but this is obviously a terrible idea from a bussiness standpoint. Specially for a brand that gets most of its profits from physical merch sales.
You need to play the slow game
In your games, begin to include Pokemon of a debatably... attractive design.
Not sexualised enough to raise eyebrows, but enough to catch a young childs mind.
Thus, when these children mature, they have an ingrained attraction to these creatures - and thus have formed a demographic you can market to.
A more schizophrenic individual than myself might posture that this has been their intent since perhaps gen 7.
As for games, you would just need to wait until some individual produces a pokephilia game (A romance/vn would be preferable to straight up porn, as it tarnishes the Pokemon name not so much), and conveniently forget to sue or cease and desist them like GF usually does. And who knows, maybe acquire a bit of their profits.
I like the way you think anon
Since gen 7?
I’d argue it could be as early as gen 4
Gen 6 actually, and this won't be elaborated.
>Implying they haven't been doing this for decades
>Gen 4 doesn't include Floatzel
>Gen 5 doesn't include Mienshao and Zoroark
and much more.
Gothitelle absolutely is wtf are you smoking
ok mate people can argue about the definition of waifumon and which mons qualify and which don't
but Salazzle is 100% always a waifumon by every metric that thing is literally made to be porn
Its a brap lizard you sick fuck
>pheromones = farts
Average Pokemon fan intelligence.
humans have pheromones, they actually do look it up
Guess where some of them come from?
stinky brap apes you lot are
>Another schizo that claims if it is 87.5% that means there are no females, except for braps
It is a lizard that has an effect even on humans, you retard fuck
They already do the PMD games with some lewd things, ffs the partner literally makes a sex joke in the jap version of Super early on in the game. The only market that would sperg out like the retards they are would be the western market, which because it makes them money means the only sex stuff is pokemon will be forever untranslated.
Just like how in Gen 4 poke-fucking, and marriage in particular was outright stated, to be canon. But the localized version left out that bit entirely. Didn't change it, but it left it out.
Source on Super
Also this infamous scene from gen V
Remember, all this is untranslated or censored in Western releases. Sex jokes and stuff in Pokemon, and sexualizing certain pokemon even is absolutely a thing, just not something that's focused on for the excessively sensitive fags in the west.
I love how when normies see these posts they simply ignore them.
>this was a normal thing long ago because people and pokemon were the same
>durrr I'll ignore that last part on the image I posted durrr
distilled copium from normal gays
>durrrr I'm a big fat retard durrrrr
Pokemon will always be for the pokefuckers
Big fat FAILED NORMAL gay
They're already appealing to the vocal minority of trans people by making both main protags indistinguishable from each other and all the man women walking around the game so how's this any different anon?
I wanna kill pokefuckers but this isn't our franchise anymore of appealing to people who are normal and want just pokemon without wanting to fuck them or humans with the correct genders.
Even My Little Pony have sexualized anime figurines with panties.
the problem is that most people who say they like pokemon smut actually just like pokemon themed anthros
Almost every NSFW artist on the planet has at least a slight interest in the franchise, even if it's just the humans or off-model anthros. It's free advertising and TPC feeds it with the likes of Lopunny and Lucario. To officially sponsor or create NSFW would instantly destroy the brand for the primary demographic: parents buying games for young kids.
Plus, Gamefreak? Whatever they shit out will be worse than even the most amateur artists guaranteed.
they need to make their pokemon even hotter
That will only exponentially increase the quality of fanart. They've already got water dog in their games, presenting it as "sexy" in a corporate-approved way will only reduce the appeal.
I don't think parents would want to buy pokemon products for their children if they did.
fuck, that smugass look always makes my heart race
i fuck vaporeon regularly via onahole, thank god for the asians and their mastery of artificial vaginas, a true miracle of engineering that would have changed world history had it been invented sooner.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE SAID DID YOU KNOW LIKE IN THE EPIC AND VERY HILARIOUS REDDIT MEME AHAHAHAHAH I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAN PUBLICLY AND SHAMELESSLY TALK ABOUT SEX IN A CHILDREN FRANCHISE HAHAHAHA I WISH I HAD FRIENDS SO THEY CAN KNOW HOW BADASS AND BRAVE AND BASED AM I TO TALK ABOUT SEX, GET IT ?!?! SEX IN A CHILDREN FRANCHISE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
for someone against le evil pedophilia you sure seem to think about kids a lot
I have more cum in one testical than all of you animal fuckers have in your entire penis.
Sometimes i feel guilty for finding some comics about android and shortstack women hot on my internet feeds. But then I look at you confirmed flea infested dog fuckers and then I feel at piece knowing that I still have a concept of reality and still have the ability of individual thought unlike your hivemind of redditors. Do you have an original bone in your body? Better yet. Since was the last time you had an indivisual thought different from your own little circle? The reason why the rest of Ganker mocks sites like reddit is not just because of
>“ reddit = bad meme haha “
Its mainly because Redditors themselves are a hive mind that repeat the same jokes over and over again. If you ever decide to voice something that objects their mindset or simply saying that the joke being repeated 1000 times Isn’t funny.
>real fucking shocker.
They would then become like a horde of hornets that will swarm you and try to one up you in some of the pettiest showings of internet “ Dominance. “ anyone above the age of 18 can ever see.
Usually people like me would tell you to go touch grass and that you need jesus. But the world already has enough polution from actual gays spreading their agenda like a fucking plaque.
Plus I fucking know you would try to fuck some random cockroach in the grass and your cult is the reason why jesus never return to humanity.
Blah blah blah stfu christ-cuck
>Usually people like me would tell you to go touch grass and that you need jesus
sounds like a redditor to me tbh
>Dog fucking redditors in denial of their own irony.
People outside of reddit say those things online alot. You will know if you ever decide to leave your circlejerk
Seething atheist chudfur.
This guy belongs to the based department.
>gloating about your load size
I refuse to fuck any female human that isn't dead and undergone plastination
>furbortions calling everyone that doesn’t want to fuck an furry bipedal rabbit, cat and just a normal fucking dog as gays even though they are interested in female humans.
Every fucking time they show time and time again how autistic and schizophrenic they are.
>he wants to fuck a girl
kinda gay bro
But I do wan't to fuck girls though - they just need to be dead so that they wont sue me for alimony, cause I certainly not be wearing a condom :^)
Enjoy going to prison, because you were "creepy in a femoids presence"
Modern women is Irredeemable.
>Going to prison for wanting to fuck women above the age of concent..
The state of Ganker autists.
Step one don't be ugly, step two be rich, step three be ripped, step 4 she decides to divorce you anyways.
hmmm that's an interesting opinion BUT have you tried sex with REAL WOMEN instead?
oh that explains it
I have and it's over rated, I use an onahole to rule 34 a lot now
for anyone wondering what an onahole is
its basically a fleshlight on steroids, it feels identical to actual vagina, if you arent using one with your porn you are fucking up
You should be banned but you won't be.
lol why? im not breaking any rules
anyone that uses Ganker knows what an onahole is and the fact you don't know so outs you as a newfag not older than a week
did you really think anyone that browses Ganker needed an explanation on what an onahole is you underage fag?
>Canada glowies can jail you if your fucktoy is attached to a child-sized mannequin
Remind me why wasn't Tudoru instantly assassinated by ragheads the moment his blackface Halloween photos got leaked?
>it feels identical to actual vagina
Vaginas are self-lubricating, self-warming, and sometimes the person attached to them will like cuddle you and stuff.
>if you arent using one with your porn you are fucking up
No, you're fucking your hand
Not him but are you implying that sex toys for men are somehow some kind of Ganker-specific knowledge? The whole fucking internet knows what they are.
What kind of fucked up fetish is that?
Hey I'm making a smoothie, anyone want some?
>Vaporeon used Acid Armor!
I'm not into vore smoothies, thanks.
Jokes on you, I’m into full tour
Say, don't Vaporeon take on the color of the liquid they're in? Would Vaporeon turn into a peevee, or would it end up full of shit?
Vaporeon would turn into a jolteon in your bladder
do you have the old Pastebin about factory-bred Vaporeons raised for tea and slushies by chance?
Patiently waiting for the kind soul who has the link...
Nani the FUCK
Reminder that commies aren't human beings
Are you kidding? It’s a whole fucking industry from what I can tell
Unironically it would destroy the reputation of the franchise among more people than would be gained. This is an incredibly short-sighted take to have.
no thanks it'd just end up perpetuating the usual suspects and furrybait over and over instead of promoting a soulful diversity of mons
That's what Pokemon Sleep will be
>Make Pokeporn content
>Pokemon stops being the No1 family ftiendly brand
dick-sucking height lizard
>want to fuck feral pokémon
>don’t want to fuck real animals
how fucking hard is it for you normalfags to comprehend? poképhilia isn’t zoophilia, you fucking retards
I think only PMD had feral pokemon, and they're bad news unless you can punch some sense into them.
you stupid dumb fuck, do you just browse memes and ignore the pipeline of horse shit and sometimes quality porn?
Stop drawing them with the wrong eyes
Stealth Vaporeon thread? I know it's cool to meme Vaporeon as le ebin sex whatever but I just actually like him.
>I SHALL NOW BECOME A POKEMON FUCKER
>THIS IS NORMAL NOW
>I MUST PARROT THE YOUTUBER WHO SAID IT'S OK TO FUCK POKEMON NOW
>I MUST TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE VAPOREON MEME
>BECAUSE IT'S RELATED TO... SEX HAHA
This. Get these unfunny redditors and those furfags off my board.
This but with pokegirls
Stop being hypocrites
Pedophilia is as bad as zoophilia.
Both are about ugly insecure gays who can't get into a real relationship with an adult partner so they prey on the weak to feel better about themselves
I never liked women ever
You are a fucking retard
All my relatives and friends always bitched about their relationships and matrimony issues
I simply have an actual memory for things like that, unlike you
Go and get married, so she can suck the BBC or be an insufferable bitch 6 months after the love dies, cheeky cunt
There was a monke, koko, that had a tested IQ higher than the national average of several African nations
And yet its illegal to have sex with a monke that can communicate with sign language, but you're considered a racist nazi if you don't want to have sex with a black that's dumber than your dog/cat
Explain to me how any of that makes sense in reality?
>always wanted to fuck pokemon
>never cared for vaporeon, gardevoir, lopunny or any of the like
Phew! I'm not an NPC, just a degenerate contrarian!
Honestly I am surprised there isn't a romhack patreon scam taking advantage of this.
There sure is money to be made there.
There have been like 5, specifically pokemon related NSFW romhacks/fan games that ended up being scams for furies in particular though.
>Ruin your public image to pander to coomers(That would pirate anything anyway)
It isn't worth at all. Do you think the mommies and daddies would buy those "porn gateway" games anymore for their kids? Wouldn't surprise if it would lead to possible lawsuits when kids consume official pokeporn stuff.
It is much more worth to do low-effort fanservice for coomers, they will sexualize anything anyway.
And yeah, I would love a high budget official eroge, but it ain't happening.
I have found shit there that isn't elsewhere. Is like pixiv. Which you can also use, if you like your eastern censored porn. Fags.
You can also find shit on deviantart that isn't elsewhere, that doesn't mean that it's good
You can like whatever you like, and you can ignore whatever you don't
Also they removed the cub tag in e621, but I don't see you bitch about that. It is now known as "young".
Both are filled to the brim with pedos tho
What's the downside
Unironically, pe.do website chuddy
you should be shot retard
Also, too pussy to quote?
all me btw
kys discord chud
You are obvious as fuck