Pokeporn is an untapped market

Gamefreak just needs to embrace their inner freaky asian and just start pumping out content.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pokeporn is an untapped market
    That well has been dry for ages.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      lol not with all the memes and youtube vids it hasnt

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he makes better porn than you could

        Only if it means I can commission intense tail brushing art from the artist of that one kinda sexo Ninetales card.

        t. underage Reddit poster

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Posting a comic made by a normie

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he makes better porn than you could

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fair, not gonna argue with that

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        i frick vaporeon regularly via onahole, thank god for the asians and their mastery of artificial veganas, a true miracle of engineering that would have changed world history had it been invented sooner.

        It fills me with so much joy that his shitty game concept that he worked sooo hard on got completely shat on. Hahaha, imagine thining normal people qould kickstart some shitty furry platformer where the only goal is unlocking some badly animated furry porn.
        >Look at me im Bnbigus im not just some smut artist I am actually a passionate game developer
        Get fricked Zigger homosexual. You will never be successful. You are worthless and your dime a dozen shitty """art""" wouldnt be worth a penny outside of fringe fetish subcultures.
        Why dont you frick off back to pidorussia and get blown up like your moronic mongol zigger brother or assraped by chechens for being a zoophile homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >imagine thining normal people qould kickstart some shitty furry platformer where the only goal is unlocking some badly animated furry porn
          Now where did I heard this exact same story before. . .

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            It fills me with so much joy that his shitty game concept that he worked sooo hard on got completely shat on. Hahaha, imagine thining normal people qould kickstart some shitty furry platformer where the only goal is unlocking some badly animated furry porn.
            >Look at me im Bnbigus im not just some smut artist I am actually a passionate game developer
            Get fricked Zigger homosexual. You will never be successful. You are worthless and your dime a dozen shitty """art""" wouldnt be worth a penny outside of fringe fetish subcultures.
            Why dont you frick off back to pidorussia and get blown up like your moronic mongol zigger brother or assraped by chechens for being a zoophile homosexual.

            Story?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >There's literally nothing stopping you from joining the air force

          Except I'm mostly blind in one eye

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Except I'm a pirate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ponies, pokemon and other furshit
      How is that normie? Closest thing is this one pic of Shantae.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe normie wasn't the right word, but I read someone's post that this person wasn't actually a pokemon fan

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ponies are NOT furshit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are horsefricker. Wanting to frick a cartoon animal makes you a furry. No amount of cope will change that.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Only if it means I can commission intense tail brushing art from the artist of that one kinda sexo Ninetales card.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pokefrickers can already get terabytes of content for free
    >just like every other thing liked by a vocal minority, the profit there is to be made from said thing is way smaller than it appears
    >gamefreak risks ruining the kid-friendly image of their brand (which they've been building for decades) with the general public just for the gamble of appealing to a small demographic of pokefrickers
    I'm not an economics guy but this is obviously a terrible idea from a bussiness standpoint. Specially for a brand that gets most of its profits from physical merch sales.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need to play the slow game
      In your games, begin to include Pokemon of a debatably... attractive design.
      Not sexualised enough to raise eyebrows, but enough to catch a young childs mind.
      Thus, when these children mature, they have an ingrained attraction to these creatures - and thus have formed a demographic you can market to.
      A more schizophrenic individual than myself might posture that this has been their intent since perhaps gen 7.
      As for games, you would just need to wait until some individual produces a pokephilia game (A romance/vn would be preferable to straight up porn, as it tarnishes the Pokemon name not so much), and conveniently forget to sue or cease and desist them like GF usually does. And who knows, maybe acquire a bit of their profits.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like the way you think anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Since gen 7?

        I’d argue it could be as early as gen 4

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          4?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >gen 7
        Gen 6 actually, and this won't be elaborated.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Implying they haven't been doing this for decades

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Gen 4 doesn't include Floatzel
          >Gen 5 doesn't include Mienshao and Zoroark

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not listing
          >bellossom
          >mawile
          >weavile
          >vespiquen
          >mismagius
          and much more.

          weak.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Roserade
          >Gothitelle
          >Diance
          >Salazzle
          >Enamorus

          >Waifus

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Gothitelle absolutely is wtf are you smoking

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ok mate people can argue about the definition of waifumon and which mons qualify and which don't
            but Salazzle is 100% always a waifumon by every metric that thing is literally made to be porn

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Its a brap lizard you sick frick

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >pheromones = farts
                Average Pokemon fan intelligence.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                humans have pheromones, they actually do look it up
                Guess where some of them come from?
                That's right
                THE ASS
                stinky brap apes you lot are

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Another schizo that claims if it is 87.5% that means there are no females, except for braps

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It is a lizard that has an effect even on humans, you moron frick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They already do the PMD games with some lewd things, ffs the partner literally makes a sex joke in the jap version of Super early on in the game. The only market that would sperg out like the morons they are would be the western market, which because it makes them money means the only sex stuff is pokemon will be forever untranslated.
      Just like how in Gen 4 poke-fricking, and marriage in particular was outright stated, to be canon. But the localized version left out that bit entirely. Didn't change it, but it left it out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source on Super
        https://kantopia.wordpress.com/2018/09/29/pokemon-super-mystery-dungeon-evolution-isnt-that-like-maturing-quickly-jpn-vs-eng/

        Also this infamous scene from gen V

        Remember, all this is untranslated or censored in Western releases. Sex jokes and stuff in Pokemon, and sexualizing certain pokemon even is absolutely a thing, just not something that's focused on for the excessively sensitive gays in the west.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Source on Super
        https://kantopia.wordpress.com/2018/09/29/pokemon-super-mystery-dungeon-evolution-isnt-that-like-maturing-quickly-jpn-vs-eng/

        Also this infamous scene from gen V

        Remember, all this is untranslated or censored in Western releases. Sex jokes and stuff in Pokemon, and sexualizing certain pokemon even is absolutely a thing, just not something that's focused on for the excessively sensitive gays in the west.

        I love how when normies see these posts they simply ignore them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >this was a normal thing long ago because people and pokemon were the same
        >durrr I'll ignore that last part on the image I posted durrr

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          dipshit

          stupid

          distilled copium from normal homosexuals

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >durrrr I'm a big fat moron durrrrr
            (You)

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Pokemon will always be for the pokefrickers
              Big fat FAILED NORMAL homosexual

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dipshit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        stupid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're already appealing to the vocal minority of trans people by making both main protags indistinguishable from each other and all the man women walking around the game so how's this any different anon?
      I wanna kill pokefrickers but this isn't our franchise anymore of appealing to people who are normal and want just pokemon without wanting to frick them or humans with the correct genders.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Even My Little Pony have sexualized anime figurines with panties.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the problem is that most people who say they like pokemon smut actually just like pokemon themed anthros

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Almost every NSFW artist on the planet has at least a slight interest in the franchise, even if it's just the humans or off-model anthros. It's free advertising and TPC feeds it with the likes of Lopunny and Lucario. To officially sponsor or create NSFW would instantly destroy the brand for the primary demographic: parents buying games for young kids.
    Plus, Gamefreak? Whatever they shit out will be worse than even the most amateur artists guaranteed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they need to make their pokemon even hotter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That will only exponentially increase the quality of fanart. They've already got water dog in their games, presenting it as "sexy" in a corporate-approved way will only reduce the appeal.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think parents would want to buy pokemon products for their children if they did.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    frick, that smugass look always makes my heart race

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      i frick vaporeon regularly via onahole, thank god for the asians and their mastery of artificial veganas, a true miracle of engineering that would have changed world history had it been invented sooner.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHE SAID DID YOU KNOW LIKE IN THE EPIC AND VERY HILARIOUS REDDIT MEME AHAHAHAHAH I'M SO HAPPY THAT I CAN PUBLICLY AND SHAMELESSLY TALK ABOUT SEX IN A CHILDREN FRANCHISE HAHAHAHA I WISH I HAD FRIENDS SO THEY CAN KNOW HOW BADASS AND BRAVE AND BASED AM I TO TALK ABOUT SEX, GET IT ?!?! SEX IN A CHILDREN FRANCHISE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          for someone against le evil pedophilia you sure seem to think about kids a lot

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I have more cum in one testical than all of you animal frickers have in your entire penis.
    Sometimes i feel guilty for finding some comics about android and shortstack women hot on my internet feeds. But then I look at you confirmed flea infested dog frickers and then I feel at piece knowing that I still have a concept of reality and still have the ability of individual thought unlike your hivemind of redditors. Do you have an original bone in your body? Better yet. Since was the last time you had an indivisual thought different from your own little circle? The reason why the rest of Ganker mocks sites like reddit is not just because of
    >“ reddit = bad meme haha “
    Its mainly because Redditors themselves are a hive mind that repeat the same jokes over and over again. If you ever decide to voice something that objects their mindset or simply saying that the joke being repeated 1000 times Isn’t funny.
    >real fricking shocker.
    They would then become like a horde of hornets that will swarm you and try to one up you in some of the pettiest showings of internet “ Dominance. “ anyone above the age of 18 can ever see.
    Usually people like me would tell you to go touch grass and that you need jesus. But the world already has enough polution from actual homosexuals spreading their agenda like a fricking plaque.
    Plus I fricking know you would try to frick some random wienerroach in the grass and your cult is the reason why jesus never return to humanity.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blah blah blah stfu christ-cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Usually people like me would tell you to go touch grass and that you need jesus
      sounds like a redditor to me tbh

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Dog fricking redditors in denial of their own irony.
        People outside of reddit say those things online alot. You will know if you ever decide to leave your circlejerk

        Blah blah blah stfu christ-cuck

        Seething atheist troonyfur.

        hmmm that's an interesting opinion BUT have you tried sex with REAL WOMEN instead?

        oh that explains it
        carry on

        This guy belongs to the based department.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gloating about your load size
      homosexual 😉

      hmmm that's an interesting opinion BUT have you tried sex with REAL WOMEN instead?

      I refuse to frick any female human that isn't dead and undergone plastination

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        cope

        I have and it's over rated, I use an onahole to rule 34 a lot now

        ULTRA cope

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >furbortions calling everyone that doesn’t want to frick an furry bipedal rabbit, cat and just a normal fricking dog as homosexuals even though they are interested in female humans.
        Every fricking time they show time and time again how autistic and schizophrenic they are.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >he wants to frick a girl
          kinda gay bro

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          But I do wan't to frick girls though - they just need to be dead so that they wont sue me for alimony, cause I certainly not be wearing a condom :^)

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Enjoy going to prison, because you were "creepy in a femoids presence"
          Modern women is Irredeemable.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Going to prison for wanting to frick women above the age of concent..
            The state of /VP/ autists.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Step one don't be ugly, step two be rich, step three be ripped, step 4 she decides to divorce you anyways.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Trashpasta

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm that's an interesting opinion BUT have you tried sex with REAL WOMEN instead?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ew, no.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        oh that explains it
        carry on

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have and it's over rated, I use an onahole to rule 34 a lot now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for anyone wondering what an onahole is

        [...]

        its basically a fleshlight on steroids, it feels identical to actual vegana, if you arent using one with your porn you are fricking up

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You should be banned but you won't be.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            lol why? im not breaking any rules

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              anyone that uses Ganker knows what an onahole is and the fact you don't know so outs you as a newbie not older than a week
              did you really think anyone that browses /vp/ needed an explanation on what an onahole is you underage gay?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Canada glowies can jail you if your fricktoy is attached to a child-sized mannequin
          Remind me why wasn't Tudoru instantly assassinated by ragheads the moment his blackface Halloween photos got leaked?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >it feels identical to actual vegana
          veganas are self-lubricating, self-warming, and sometimes the person attached to them will like cuddle you and stuff.

          >if you arent using one with your porn you are fricking up
          No, you're fricking your hand

          anyone that uses Ganker knows what an onahole is and the fact you don't know so outs you as a newbie not older than a week
          did you really think anyone that browses /vp/ needed an explanation on what an onahole is you underage gay?

          Not him but are you implying that sex toys for men are somehow some kind of Ganker-specific knowledge? The whole fricking internet knows what they are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of fricked up fetish is that?

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey I'm making a smoothie, anyone want some?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Vaporeon used Acid Armor!
      I'm not into vore smoothies, thanks.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jokes on you, I’m into full tour

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gross
          Say, don't Vaporeon take on the color of the liquid they're in? Would Vaporeon turn into a peevee, or would it end up full of shit?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Vaporeon would turn into a jolteon in your bladder

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Suit yourself

        >BRRRRRRR

        >VVRRRRRRRRR

        >RRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you have the old Pastebin about factory-bred Vaporeons raised for tea and slushies by chance?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the what

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Patiently waiting for the kind soul who has the link...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nani the FRICK

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          the what

          Patiently waiting for the kind soul who has the link...

          https://arch.b4k.co/vp/thread/42063104/#42064762
          Reminder that commies aren't human beings

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks lad!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            oh.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Untapped
    Are you kidding? It’s a whole fricking industry from what I can tell

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically it would destroy the reputation of the franchise among more people than would be gained. This is an incredibly short-sighted take to have.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no thanks it'd just end up perpetuating the usual suspects and furrybait over and over instead of promoting a soulful diversity of mons

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's what Pokemon Sleep will be

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Make Pokeporn content
    >Pokemon stops being the No1 family ftiendly brand

    Geni us

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      dick-sucking height lizard

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >want to frick feral pokémon
    >don’t want to frick real animals

    how fricking hard is it for you normalgays to comprehend? poképhilia isn’t zoophilia, you fricking morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >feral pokémon
      I think only PMD had feral pokemon, and they're bad news unless you can punch some sense into them.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you stupid dumb frick, do you just browse memes and ignore the pipeline of horse shit and sometimes quality porn?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stop drawing them with the wrong eyes

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stealth Vaporeon thread? I know it's cool to meme Vaporeon as le ebin sex whatever but I just actually like him.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >V-VAPOREON S-SEX
    >SEX
    >VAPOREON
    >SEX
    >REDDIT
    >MEME
    >I SHALL NOW BECOME A POKEMON FRICKER
    >THIS IS NORMAL NOW
    >I MUST PARROT THE YOUTUBER WHO SAID IT'S OK TO FRICK POKEMON NOW
    >I MUST TELL MY FRIENDS ABOUT THE VAPOREON MEME
    >BECAUSE IT'S RELATED TO... SEX HAHA

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Get these unfunny redditors and those furgays off my board.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This but with pokegirls
      Stop being hypocrites

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Pedophilia is as bad as zoophilia.
        Both are about ugly insecure homosexuals who can't get into a real relationship with an adult partner so they prey on the weak to feel better about themselves

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I never liked women ever
          You are a fricking moron
          All my relatives and friends always b***hed about their relationships and matrimony issues
          I simply have an actual memory for things like that, unlike you
          Go and get married, so she can suck the BBC or be an insufferable b***h 6 months after the love dies, cheeky c**t

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There was a monke, koko, that had a tested IQ higher than the national average of several African nations
          And yet its illegal to have sex with a monke that can communicate with sign language, but you're considered a racist nazi if you don't want to have sex with a black that's dumber than your dog/cat
          Explain to me how any of that makes sense in reality?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >always wanted to frick pokemon
      >never cared for vaporeon, gardevoir, lopunny or any of the like
      Phew! I'm not an NPC, just a degenerate contrarian!

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I am surprised there isn't a romhack patreon scam taking advantage of this.
    There sure is money to be made there.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There have been like 5, specifically pokemon related NSFW romhacks/fan games that ended up being scams for furies in particular though.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruin your public image to pander to coomers(That would pirate anything anyway)
    It isn't worth at all. Do you think the mommies and daddies would buy those "porn gateway" games anymore for their kids? Wouldn't surprise if it would lead to possible lawsuits when kids consume official pokeporn stuff.
    It is much more worth to do low-effort fanservice for coomers, they will sexualize anything anyway.

    And yeah, I would love a high budget official eroge, but it ain't happening.

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >e621 down

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      rule34.xxx
      agnph
      inkbunny
      FA

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >inkbunny

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >inkbunny

          I have found shit there that isn't elsewhere. Is like pixiv. Which you can also use, if you like your eastern censored porn. gays.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You can also find shit on deviantart that isn't elsewhere, that doesn't mean that it's good

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You can like whatever you like, and you can ignore whatever you don't
              Also they removed the cub tag in e621, but I don't see you b***h about that. It is now known as "young".

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Both are filled to the brim with pedos tho

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              What's the downside

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Unironically, pe.do website chuddy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >inkbunny

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you should be shot moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After you
      Also, too pussy to quote?

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    dumbfrick

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all me btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *shits*

      kys discord troon
      You are obvious as frick

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *shits*

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