Who would you have at the table?
Poker Night 3
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Can't think up a roster atm just wanted to post here cuz it's nice to see someone else appreciate the Poker Night games
Sonic the hedgehog, Scott the Woz, sans, Griffith
Nick, from Left 4 Dead 2.
Miss Pauling
L4D Francis
Lee Everett
Homestar Runner
Rusty Venture
Ogre Magi from Dota 2
Unironically Sans undertale, good indie rep and he's just the right amount of chill/annoying to cause different interactions
Scout from TF2, he's good for pissing everyone off
Probably someone from the venture bros, Rusty makes more sense but my heart says the monarch for the wildcard nature
Idk much about walking dead but i'd give it to Lee just for the telltale history and the more down to earth player
Dealer would be the Stanley parable Narrator
21 would be the best from venture bros
>that feel when I can do a good 24 impression
it sucks being able to do voices well but not ones people would recognize
They could do youtubers, like dunkey and sseth.
unironically have a nice day, nep cuck
you're baiting but that's not much worse than having a webcomic character
Archer
Alyx Vance
Protag from Tales from the Borderlands
Ratchet and Clank (as Sam & Max fill-ins)
Raz from Psychonauts
Probably some recognizable character from a popular game to draw in players; Fortnite or something like that.
Kenny from WD
Bigby/pig from Fables
Coach from L4D2
Wild card woman - Jannie from WD would’ve been hilarious if next to Kenny again. Fiona from Tales? Maybe Pauling/announcer from TF2
Well, they usually use popular characters of the time, so, realistically, it would probably be
-A marvel character, probably Iron man or Thanos
-A video game character, probably Nu-Kratos
-A TV show character. I want to say Rick or Morty but uh, not anymore because of the allegations. Probably Ted Lasso or something.
-Another popular character albeit older for the boomers like PN2 did with Ash. Probably Predator or Terminator.
I could see some god tier humor coming from Ted Lasso trying to be nice to Kratos, Thanos and Predator.
Predator getting mad he busted and blowing up the whole table sounds kino as fuck
Ted giving Kratos a pep talk about his anger issues sounds kino as fuck
Thanos threatening to snap half your chips away sounds kino as fuck
HIRE THIS MAN
>>a TV show character
He would be 1000% kino
>beginning of the game he's cool and collective
>as he slowly starts losing he starts bartering as he actually desperately needs the money
>when he gets knocked out, you can see in him the background calling the vacuum place
>next game he comes back as if he just got off his Cinnabon shift
>Saul bets
>some other character says "Guess I better call"
>I guess I better call
is that the we are not the same meme guy
Nah that's one of the guys from Rooster Teeth
KINO
>"So now I heard you've been having trouble with the law, Mr. Marston."
>John slowly reaches for his pistol
>"Woah there cowboy - I'm not here to turn you in. I mean, $50 isn't much nowadays."
>"I want to do is represent you. I think we have a solid case."
>"I have a plan, Mr. Marston."
>bringing a gun to a card game
Sam and Max litterally did bring a gun
It's one of the rewards
Don't be discouraged. Running in fear is a pretty natural response to a six-foot tall dog with a gun.
Max from Sam & Max
Quiet from MGS
Goh from Shinobido
Gene from God Hand
Batter from Off
>Scout TF2
>Charlie Smiling Friends
>Homestar Runner Homestar Runner
>Spigot Jerkcity
Classic Adventure Rep: Guybrush
Adult Swim Rep: Master Shake
Valve Rep: Alyx
Telltale Adventure Rep: Bigsby Wolf
Wild Card Rep: Freddy Krueger as The Dealer
Master Shake
Homestar Runner
Clementine
Bojack Horseman
Spy from TF2 as the Dealer
>never ever
>oh geez Rick you sure sound different
>the other Rick was a *burp* sex offender, Morty, y-y-you just gotta get used to it
Don't know but I really enjoyed Poker Night 1 and 2.
rin from katawa shoujo
Rin from Katawa Shoujo
Rin from Fate
Rin from [email protected]
Ren from Ren & Stimpy
>Ninja from Fortnite
>Eggman
>Doomer GF voiced by Tara Strong
>Tywin Lannister
just jumped out of my chair and screaming "KINO"
i feel like tywin and ninja from fortnite would unironically see eye-to-eye on a lot of things
>manny calavera
>arthur morgan
>master shake/meatwad (carl deals)
>ENA
>that feel when Poker Night 1 and 2 are unironically just good easy ways to play Texas Hold Em/Omaha without it being some cheap-looking browser game
I just wish there was more customization like being able to set how big the pot is, or at least some way put them in a borderless windowed mode
L4D2 Coach
ATHF Shake & Meatwad (basically a Sam and Max)
Isaac Clarke
Lord Shaxx
Bayonetta
Deep Rock Galactic's Driller
Marcus Fenix from Gears
Bigby Wolf from Wolf AMOUNGUS
Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell
Ezio from Assassin's Creed
Scout
Archer
Robert Freeman (Played by John Witherspoon's son)
Laverne (Day of the Tentacle)
Table empty because telltale did that dying thing
Lol, lmao
I, for one, want both sam and max at the same table
you crack me up little buddy
>Poker Night 2 straight up cheats both when doing the flop and it also deliberately picks challenges based on what you're bad at
Literally just make virtual poker again like the original Poker Night.
Don't fuck me in the ass because you want some Forum Weenie to feel special about his digital poker items and bragging like a fag about his save data
>mfw SAM-ing the TF2 items and then just enjoying the game
No that's the fucking worst shit, it still fucks you over if you have everything unlocked.
It's why I play Poker Night 1 over 2
>2-3 characters bust out before the first blind raise
Naruto, Chris Redfield, Broly, Demi fiend, and Barret.
baldsville
Get The Monarch in there
>no Jack
>no Joker
>no Tina (age 12)
>no Lannister
>no Javi
Bigby
Lee
Bruce Wayne
Margaery
Previous games have had exactly one Valve character, one or two characters who aren't from video games, and the rest of the table filled out with characters who are in Telltale games.
I'd like to see:
>Miss Pauling (dealer)
>Moltar
>undercover Nelson Tethers
>Miller from The Expanse (assuming he ends up in the game that's coming out)
>Johnny from The Room
what I think would be the most likely in the current year:
>Alyx
>Naomi from The Expanse
>the guy from The Wolf Among Us
>the Wendy's mascot
Manny Calavera, Aghanim, Dale Cooper, and someone with big boobs
>Engineer
>47
>Guybrush Threepwood
>Carl Brutananadilewski
this sounds based honestly, just needs a valve character to be dealer
G-Man
how many hours does Ganker have in it?
>PN2 features Ash
>they don't get Bruce Campbell
What's the fucking point
what's worse is bruce campbell said they never even approached him for it
They didn't even bother trying to ask him. Whether or not they just assumed they couldn't get him I don't know, but the guy they went with is probably who they planned on using in their Evil Dead game that never panned out.
Isnt telltale death?
Who have their IP rights now?
Henchman 21 (pre 2-ton 21)
Guybrush Threepwood
Barney Calhoun
And of course
Lord Jeremiah Gottwald, the noble orange farmer, as voiced in English by Crispin Freeman.
>21 before his character development
You could just have 24's ghost haunting him at the table too though
The Spy, Naked Snake, Pierce Bronson's 007, and Sly Cooper.