Poker Night 3

Who would you have at the table?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can't think up a roster atm just wanted to post here cuz it's nice to see someone else appreciate the Poker Night games

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic the hedgehog, Scott the Woz, sans, Griffith

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nick, from Left 4 Dead 2.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Miss Pauling

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    L4D Francis
    Lee Everett
    Homestar Runner
    Rusty Venture

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ogre Magi from Dota 2

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically Sans undertale, good indie rep and he's just the right amount of chill/annoying to cause different interactions
    Scout from TF2, he's good for pissing everyone off
    Probably someone from the venture bros, Rusty makes more sense but my heart says the monarch for the wildcard nature
    Idk much about walking dead but i'd give it to Lee just for the telltale history and the more down to earth player
    Dealer would be the Stanley parable Narrator

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      21 would be the best from venture bros

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that feel when I can do a good 24 impression
        it sucks being able to do voices well but not ones people would recognize

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They could do youtubers, like dunkey and sseth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unironically have a nice day, nep cuck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you're baiting but that's not much worse than having a webcomic character

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Archer
    Alyx Vance
    Protag from Tales from the Borderlands
    Ratchet and Clank (as Sam & Max fill-ins)
    Raz from Psychonauts
    Probably some recognizable character from a popular game to draw in players; Fortnite or something like that.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kenny from WD
    Bigby/pig from Fables
    Coach from L4D2
    Wild card woman - Jannie from WD would’ve been hilarious if next to Kenny again. Fiona from Tales? Maybe Pauling/announcer from TF2

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well, they usually use popular characters of the time, so, realistically, it would probably be

    -A marvel character, probably Iron man or Thanos

    -A video game character, probably Nu-Kratos

    -A TV show character. I want to say Rick or Morty but uh, not anymore because of the allegations. Probably Ted Lasso or something.

    -Another popular character albeit older for the boomers like PN2 did with Ash. Probably Predator or Terminator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I could see some god tier humor coming from Ted Lasso trying to be nice to Kratos, Thanos and Predator.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Predator getting mad he busted and blowing up the whole table sounds kino as frick

      Ted giving Kratos a pep talk about his anger issues sounds kino as frick

      Thanos threatening to snap half your chips away sounds kino as frick

      HIRE THIS MAN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>a TV show character
      He would be 1000% kino

      >beginning of the game he's cool and collective
      >as he slowly starts losing he starts bartering as he actually desperately needs the money
      >when he gets knocked out, you can see in him the background calling the vacuum place
      >next game he comes back as if he just got off his Cinnabon shift

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Saul bets
        >some other character says "Guess I better call"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I guess I better call

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          is that the we are not the same meme guy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Nah that's one of the guys from Rooster Teeth

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        KINO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >"So now I heard you've been having trouble with the law, Mr. Marston."
        >John slowly reaches for his pistol
        >"Woah there cowboy - I'm not here to turn you in. I mean, $50 isn't much nowadays."
        >"I want to do is represent you. I think we have a solid case."
        >"I have a plan, Mr. Marston."

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >bringing a gun to a card game

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sam and Max litterally did bring a gun
            It's one of the rewards

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Don't be discouraged. Running in fear is a pretty natural response to a six-foot tall dog with a gun.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Max from Sam & Max
    Quiet from MGS
    Goh from Shinobido
    Gene from God Hand
    Batter from Off

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Scout TF2
    >Charlie Smiling Friends
    >Homestar Runner Homestar Runner
    >Spigot Jerkcity

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Classic Adventure Rep: Guybrush
    Adult Swim Rep: Master Shake
    Valve Rep: Alyx
    Telltale Adventure Rep: Bigsby Wolf
    Wild Card Rep: Freddy Krueger as The Dealer

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Master Shake
    Homestar Runner
    Clementine
    Bojack Horseman

    Spy from TF2 as the Dealer

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >never ever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >oh geez Rick you sure sound different
      >the other Rick was a *burp* sex offender, Morty, y-y-you just gotta get used to it

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know but I really enjoyed Poker Night 1 and 2.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rin from katawa shoujo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Rin from Katawa Shoujo
      Rin from Fate
      Rin from iDOLM@STER
      Ren from Ren & Stimpy

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Ninja from Fortnite
    >Eggman
    >Doomer GF voiced by Tara Strong
    >Tywin Lannister

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just jumped out of my chair and screaming "KINO"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i feel like tywin and ninja from fortnite would unironically see eye-to-eye on a lot of things

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >manny calavera
    >arthur morgan
    >master shake/meatwad (carl deals)
    >ENA

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that feel when Poker Night 1 and 2 are unironically just good easy ways to play Texas Hold Em/Omaha without it being some cheap-looking browser game
    I just wish there was more customization like being able to set how big the pot is, or at least some way put them in a borderless windowed mode

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    L4D2 Coach
    ATHF Shake & Meatwad (basically a Sam and Max)

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isaac Clarke
    Lord Shaxx
    Bayonetta
    Deep Rock Galactic's Driller

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Marcus Fenix from Gears
    Bigby Wolf from Wolf AMOUNGUS
    Sam Fisher from Splinter Cell
    Ezio from Assassin's Creed

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Scout
    Archer
    Robert Freeman (Played by John Witherspoon's son)
    Laverne (Day of the Tentacle)

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Table empty because telltale did that dying thing
    Lol, lmao
    I, for one, want both sam and max at the same table

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you crack me up little buddy

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Poker Night 2 straight up cheats both when doing the flop and it also deliberately picks challenges based on what you're bad at
    Literally just make virtual poker again like the original Poker Night.
    Don't frick me in the ass because you want some Forum Weenie to feel special about his digital poker items and bragging like a gay about his save data

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mfw SAM-ing the TF2 items and then just enjoying the game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No that's the fricking worst shit, it still fricks you over if you have everything unlocked.
        It's why I play Poker Night 1 over 2

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >2-3 characters bust out before the first blind raise

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Naruto, Chris Redfield, Broly, Demi fiend, and Barret.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    baldsville

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Get The Monarch in there

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no Jack
    >no Joker
    >no Tina (age 12)
    >no Lannister
    >no Javi

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bigby
    Lee
    Bruce Wayne
    Margaery

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Previous games have had exactly one Valve character, one or two characters who aren't from video games, and the rest of the table filled out with characters who are in Telltale games.
    I'd like to see:
    >Miss Pauling (dealer)
    >Moltar
    >undercover Nelson Tethers
    >Miller from The Expanse (assuming he ends up in the game that's coming out)
    >Johnny from The Room

    what I think would be the most likely in the current year:
    >Alyx
    >Naomi from The Expanse
    >the guy from The Wolf Among Us
    >the Wendy's mascot

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Manny Calavera, Aghanim, Dale Cooper, and someone with big boobs

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Engineer
    >47
    >Guybrush Threepwood
    >Carl Brutananadilewski

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this sounds based honestly, just needs a valve character to be dealer

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        G-Man

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how many hours does Ganker have in it?

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >PN2 features Ash
    >they don't get Bruce Campbell
    What's the fricking point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what's worse is bruce campbell said they never even approached him for it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They didn't even bother trying to ask him. Whether or not they just assumed they couldn't get him I don't know, but the guy they went with is probably who they planned on using in their Evil Dead game that never panned out.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Isnt telltale death?
    Who have their IP rights now?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Henchman 21 (pre 2-ton 21)
    Guybrush Threepwood
    Barney Calhoun
    And of course
    Lord Jeremiah Gottwald, the noble orange farmer, as voiced in English by Crispin Freeman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >21 before his character development
      You could just have 24's ghost haunting him at the table too though

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Spy, Naked Snake, Pierce Bronson's 007, and Sly Cooper.

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