portal

How did the schizophrenic ramblings of an unhinged man hiding from a sociopathic robot in the walls of an abandoned research laboratory become an early meme amongst rawr xd random hot topic 14 year olds in 2007?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because cake is a random-ish word and it was a popular culture reference I guess? Now that I think about it though, the first portal was a good schizo game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The series should have ended with the first one and maybe get an easter egg or reference in future HL games (lol)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly miss those days, the internet was more wild but less culture war-centric.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The culture war is important you fucking fence-sitting pussy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys fag

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You might not care about the culture war, but the culture war cares about you.

        Oh boy, we got some culture warriors here.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I just don't think genital mutilation should be state mandated

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Circumcision is not state mandated

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You might not care about the culture war, but the culture war cares about you.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does any meme ever start?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I decide whether or not I think something is funny.
      If I think it's funny, I keep posting it.
      If I don't think it's funny, I don't keep posting it.
      I have been doing this for forty years any nothing else in my life is more important that creating memes for the internet.
      I am not paid anything to do this, I do it for the folks looking for a momentary distraction from their lives.
      I require no thanks, no praise, and court no malice.
      I just make memes.
      Only I.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take the lolrandom invader zim tshirt wearing teenage weirdos of the 2000s over the chud shit of now any day.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were the first to do this type of thing. The first game was so mysterious, why did steam have to ruin valve.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HL2 ruined Valve

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they tried so hard to make this happen again with cave johnson lel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It did happen with Cave Johnson, multiple times.
      The burn your house down with lemons thing was everywhere.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        on internet sites like reddit & Ganker maybe, it didn't have near the reach as portal 1's single meme tho

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are you fucking retarded?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            just look at OPs example
            >an early meme amongst rawr xd random hot topic 14 year olds
            you really think those types were repeating those long drawn out portal 2 memes as well?
            portal 1's were simple enough that people probably didn't even have to play the game to start repeating them, meanwhile portal 2's just ended up as reddit & web comic bait

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >you really think those types were repeating those long drawn out portal 2 memes as well?
              Yes you fucking idiot. I was there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                well I guess you weren't there for portal 1 then

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You double retard.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just look at https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_cake_is_a_lie
                whole section about "Depictions in popular culture", bunch of TV shows referencing it, etc.
                meanwhile
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cave_Johnson_(Portal)
                0 references listed, largest section is game reviewers giving it praise.
                if you can find me one non-internet show or movie that references the cave johnson quotes I'll concede, I didn't try looking but pretty doubtful though.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Retard

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They sold posters of that in Hot Topic

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GlaDOS offers you a cake in the game too, it's not just the graffiti

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume the OP is being a sarcastic twat, but it's this
      The cake at the end is the most bizarre carrot possible for the literal death trials you go through. Rat man was going through a breakdown, and was simply writing out that there was no reward at the end. You were just doing tests until you died.
      He was right.
      Until you finish the credits.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Why did thing from organically popular game become incredibly popular meme?
    Next you'll ask me why people still say that THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The heavy is dead?!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My professional opinion? THE HEAVY WAS KILLED

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          oh god....

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to sex robot mommy
    I want to sex robot mommy
    I want to sex robot mommy
    I want to sex robot mommy

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because it was a reference you would only get if you played and completed the game.
    Portal 1 was a pretty short yet popular game, so it became sort of a "basic" gamer type of game, became the equivalent of making a "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" joke.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    back then, this was enough to make the internet collectively shit its pants

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take me back, I wanna see longcat again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ya rly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      more of a lol wut pear guy myself

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HELLO GAMERS
    i thought portal was 2009 not 2007 goddamn

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck did you make that mistake?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sorry for not remembering the correct year, anon. the gulf of time is a vast blur

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly the way most people treated/delivered variations of the joke, made me assume most people didn't actually play the game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But it's a great way to separate the fake geeks from us true gamers. If you hear someone say the word "cake", you're legally obligated to say the line.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SOVL

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh long long long Johnson
    >badger badger badger
    >ass ass ass
    memellennial

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