Posts like these are why Doom Eternal was made. Fuck you. Learn to gatekeep.

Posts like these are why Doom Eternal was made. Fuck you. Learn to gatekeep.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a good thing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no one cares about your shit boomer game, this is our hobby now, grandpa.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is that poster implying all the weapons doomguy carries weigh him down at once
    Clearly he's holding one gun at a time and the rest are stored in some kind of pocket dimension

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Clearly he's holding one gun at a time and the rest are stored in some kind of pocket dimension
      none of that is specified in any official "lore"
      but people give zero fucks about doom's story, they believe made up shit
      though some made up shit did stick like calling the mc "doomguy" in the first place
      so much of what people associate with doom wasn't from the series itself, it's actually funny
      no other series is as carried by fans as doom is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody believes anything, there's no "Doom lore", it's just a bunch of memes and that's it. Also people don't play Doom for the story.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          people wanted doom to have lore but don't even look up the existing shit beforehand
          it took people looking for obscure phone games and manuals to even know that there was such thing as a "blazkowicz lineage"
          even in modding, people created assets that they thought could fit the classic aesthetic

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >people wanted doom to have lore
            gay zoomers who think games are supposed to be interactive movies wanted Doom to have lore.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Series whose lack of story and awkward presentation had a big role in its staying power, because it meant people had different interpretations and build a shitload of creative fan content over it
              >"Star Wars has a universe, why can't Doom?"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That post was meant to be ironic.
      Might as well be a jab at Game Theory and any other tryhard fiction analysts.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And MetaDoom is epic

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    millennials
    >zoomers don't play single player games
    also millennials when zoomers play single player games
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers need to get drafted already tbh.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This but not a jesting gesture. These little cunts need to be hit in the face at the very least.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, but the draft is about killing every single millenial to rid the world of the worst, most degenerative generation of mankind.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a underage gay desperate for (you)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't remember the other Ganker pastas about doomguy or faraz parsa's doomguy comics
      even the 90's doom comic only gained some level of popularity thanks to lowtax

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon i saw shitposts even at the late doom legacy sourceport forum, 2000's a good decade for doom outside the BR community inciting fights against the based dukechads.
        also Rip Planetdoom and DoomWadStation

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're wrong, OP, this video helped it:

    If you ever thought 2016's armor made Doom Guy look like Master Chief...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember laughing at you fags in 08 for being all over doomguy's dick, thinking he's the most boring one dimensional piece of not a real character shit.
      Man, those were the days.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >2008: "doomguy killed satan with just rockets, while jrpg gays used the power of friendship"
        >2021: art direction that makes demons look like mmorpg aliens and boring lore that makes them less interesting, to the point the oldest part of hell is a city of humans and satan is a guy in a mech suit
        literal fucking karma
        jrpg's rip off bosch while doom ripped off warhammer poorly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally this kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Eastern
            Not even, DE is like a compilation of Western trends, down to copying Warhammer, MCU and carrying the 343 and Blizzard design aesthetics
            Japanese games actually reference real religion and design characters with symbolism or weird elements in mind
            Doom Eternal just made up characters called Maykr Shmaykr and took lessons from ArtStation illustrations
            >"Doom is the most Christian videogame series"
            Lolno

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *GAAAASP*
      OH MY GOSH LOOK GUYS THESE NEWFAGS ARE CLEARLY REDDIT SPACING HOW COULD THEY SMDH

      ITS NOT LIKE EVERYONE WAS USED TO DOUBLE SPACING SINCE THAT WAS PART OF BASIC FORMATTING IN EARLY 2000s

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