POV: You are a 38 year old who got convinced to play Elden Ring. You never played a video game in your life.

POV: You are a 38 year old who got convinced to play Elden Ring. You never played a video game in your life. You are greeted by this popup window.
How do you react?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >where's mario

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    select b because my name starts with b

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a /misc/ poisoned schizo and would just assume A meant man and B meant woman and give it no more thought than that

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NPCs still doesn't use gender-neutral pronouns for the PC

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You probably pick which body type appeals to you most. I'm an A kind of guy myself.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A for melee oriented builds and B for casters

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I did the opposite
        >first playthrough want to check out a bunch of spells and stuff, pick male as normal
        >second game that I started but barely did anything in pick female to see if there was loose clothing, and go full STR to see if its easier or harder than spellcaster

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I look around and see the A and B near the pictures and realize that A means man and B means woman

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As a 30 year old boomer, this screen was complete nonsense to me, all of it. I just picked wretch which ended up being the best class anyhow.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You know what wouldn't require labeling he characters? Using male and female.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whats the default option? i'll pick that

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no, not the poor boomers.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i picked type a so i can play a male but i follow a character creation guide to make a cute female

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i proceed to wonder why women were relegated to second class citizens again ponder why the feminism i supported in the late 90's - early 00's was seemingly erased, then i pick prophet since she has bare feet

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are the bawdtiest clothes

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >POV:
    take your shit zoomer meme template back to twitter or wherever

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No such thing as a millennial that has never played a video game.

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