Predict its Metacritic score.

Predict its Metacritic score.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    83

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Any outlet that gives this game that high of a score will be blacklisted from the industry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not if it sells well, money speaks louder than any screeching troon.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nobody listens to moronera

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >nobody listens to moronera
          Resetera is full of game journos,game devs, mmo community spoke people etc.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mid 80s, but I predict that trannies will give it a 41

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      41%.

      41%

      41%

      It's 50% nowdays.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        according to who

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          To their own suicides ofc

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the % is their successful suicides.
            its "attempted" suicides.
            the "muh 41%" is another sympathy tactic, similar to the Holocaust. Neither are real.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              take your meds

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you take yours. if you believe ½ of all trannies are killing themselves while their numbers grow, I have NFTs to sell you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Shut up and go increase the number.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >useful idiot
                ok, anyway

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    84
    User rating of 98 in a reverse campaign against people who will not boycott the game despite them saying such.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no, theyll try to give it sub 80 to hurt its memory and re-write it as sub par and "forgotten" when they refuse to cover it or its sequels
      like days gone treatment but going to be worse. all the journalists sabotaged it because "biker culture" even though biker gangs are notoriously multicultural

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        No, the troony stuff is overblown and no one cares about it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you just wait and see my dude, its gonna happen
          twitch streamers already refusing to cover it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'll eat my words if so but I just can't see it being an actual thing with actual names. Mark my words, there isn't even going to be a boycot. Just like with Cyberpunk and Bayonetta, the troons will all be playing day one because they cannot stop consuming or want to miss out.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I thought so too but they’re out in force for this one.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Days Gone was shit though.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          kys

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    95 but the author doesn't suck troony wiener so 32

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Really is amazing how we bend the knee to such a small part of the population.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A small part of the population backed by the entire corporate, governmental, and military power of the most powerful hegemonic state in the history of the planet.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          And we're supposed to think it's totally natural and organic.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Lower 80's from critics, user score is review bombed by Twittergays.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    79 critic score with a lot of reviews saying shit like "wow all these aspects of the game are really good, but we just can't ignore JK Rowling's bigotry in these trying times. Do better WB"
    user score will then be inversely inflated to like 98 by reactionaries and muh nostalgia goggles
    in reality the game will probably be solid 86 quality

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yeah something like this. theyll specifically try to hurt it and make it sub 80, thinking more like 76 because anyone could push it up to 80 average with a 100 or whatever

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Regardless of what you think of JK, the GAME aspects of a game should be what are what should be accounted for, not the personal politics of the writer of the source materials.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Kotaku reviews don't give numbered scores so it will be fine

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They just won't review it anyway.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This. I'm willing to bet all of them have colluded to unanimously ignore it. A lot of sites did the same with KCD.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    92

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    41%.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >game hasn't received a single gameplay trailer
    normally i'd call you an impatient moron but if we've gone without gameplay this long i start to wonder what they're hiding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you for real? It's gameplay is skilled her constantly. There is like an hour and a half of gameplay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *shilled

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i was not kidding. perhaps i am the impatient moron.
        last i remember all they had was a cinematic trailer.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    41%

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    34 from critics because they don't want JKR to make more money because she's based. 87 from users because it's kino and dabbing on trannies is funny.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >she's based
      >likes nigs
      >likes gays
      >hates men
      wow being based sure has changed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >seething troony
        Kek

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >projecting gay
          >defending feminism
          Ganker is pozzed.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        but I thought she was actually heckin' racist because she named her chinese character ching chong or some shit. I swear the narrative on this b***h changes every other week

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >narrative
          Fricking idiot

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't look at Twitter so I don't know

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        34 from critics because they don't want JKR to make more money because she's based. 87 from users because it's kino and dabbing on trannies is funny.

        She's just an old school feminist. Hates men, women are oppressed.

        A man becoming a woman hasn't earned the woman oppression card.

        She hates trannies because they are trying to dilute what it means to be an oppressed woman.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Rather them than trannies

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Least you can understand a good man hating lesbian.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Conservative/Right-Wingers are just losers now. No-one gives a frick about them or what they have to say, and they lose any and everything against/to leftists. Now they don't care anymore and prop up anything that "owns da libs" even if it's something that is against 99% what they believe and stand for. That's how sad and irrelevant they and the people who share their beliefs are now. They need to now shill and suck the wieners of people who hate them.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    depends if the game "critics" decide to dock points for being transphobic by association

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    70 because Rowling is a transphobe.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no romance no buy

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Factoring out trans people, I’d say around 76-78. I don’t think it’s gonna be as polished as people think.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i think this game looks extremely polished and theyve shown an abundance of footage from the game, more than any other game releasing this year

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Most review sites would refuse to give a score to "send the right message"
    Meaning they are scared shitless of angering their few remainer readers

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    78

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I am expecting high 70s made by a studio whos only achievement is cars 3 I am thankfully not a pethetic goyslop consumer like Ganker and actually look at studios behind games.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    78. Looks like a mid harry potter-themed ass creed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it's just going to be mediocre HP-themed Ubislop.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Rather them than trannies

        This. Also trannies are a literal bio weapon and literally RUIN EVERYTHING.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a literal bio weapon
          that's... Pretty cool.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          get help

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >literal bio weapon
          Please do explain

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Please do explain
            Literally a style promoted and heavily invested to reduce birthrate. A life style that always ends up in premature death and spreads to young people.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Holy shit dude take your meds

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You could call anything a bioweapon with this moronic logic

                Cope, seethe and dilate, you israeli bio-weapon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ironic given how many you have to take.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for proving my point

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You could call anything a bioweapon with this moronic logic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Warning. troony hands typed this post.
      This message has been brought to you by your friendly neighborhood glowie.

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    8 if its good cause no way in hell they will praise an anti troony game to much

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people don't even know about this shit though
      It's only omega trannies and /misc/ incels because both of you have the same miconception that JK hates trannies, everyone in between isn't even aware of all this bullshit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think that's an outdated 90s way of thinking. The internet isn't a secret club, literally everyone is online, and this stuff is everywhere online. Its on every facebook group, every twitter thread, all over reddit, all over normie news outlets, etc.

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Metacritic
    Why do you care about shit like this?

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    low 80s
    WB will just pay all the big sites off to make sure it stays above that

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    75

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    41% from critics, upper 80s from users, upper 90s from users on Steam (requires ownership, harder to brigade)

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all the sjw sites aren't even going to review it so their reviews won't affect the score and only normal sites will review it and give it a decent score if it's a good game

    I'm just going to wait to hear what the guys on sacred symbols podcast say about it because I trust them

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The world of Harry Potter has never felt so alive and looked so gorgeous... but it's hard to play this without being reminded of the hurtful things its creator has done to some of our most vulnerable minorities.

    Or something gay like that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The funniest part is that the game is catering to minorities already.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm guessing 60's no matter how good or bad it is.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    70 with a user review score of like 8.5

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY THE BASED MODS OF THIS
    >Loverlabs
    >Merula mod
    >Hot Hermione mod
    >Hot witch outfit
    >Boob giggle
    >troony removal
    >Kill however you want
    >Pregnancy
    >Guns
    >Burn witches as a templar
    >Dumbledore transphobic jokes
    >Nude ghost girl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can it even be modded

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if it's good:
    every review starts out with a disclaimer about the situation but ultimately gives it an 85 instead of a 95 to not appear as too much on the side of apathy

    if it's bad:
    every review says supporting it is a bad cause for political reasons and a bad cause for games as it is just another dogshit open world title. average of 50 to 65

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No numerical representation can embody the unbelievable dullness of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

    Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

    >a-at least the books were good though

    "No!"

    The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

    I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This one’s also a troony. Can confirm.

      No need to thank me. I’m from the government, I’m here to help.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        > Song of Ice and Fire at lowest tier
        How’s the Ganker troony discord these days? Find a new admin after that last one killed himself?

        >unironically replying to decades old pasta
        Grim

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Song of Ice and Fire at lowest tier
      How’s the Ganker troony discord these days? Find a new admin after that last one killed himself?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >complains about GRRM's diarrhea fanfic on the bottom tier but not LOTR
        >or fricking Atlas Shrugged on top

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The latest brigade on steam was people on reddit and resetera tagging the game with all sorts of tags to hide it from people's feeds.
    Tags like hentai and capitalism....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ITS OK WHEN WE DO IT!

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    45 (and 88 by the fans)

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    96

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    78, and the reviewers are being generous because they’re fans.

  38. 1 year ago
    Fuck Devs, Pay Modders

    User score 85, game journo score 35

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will unironically pay modders if they manage to implement full featured sex mods

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't know what you're actually going to be doing in the game, and for that I predict a score in the 70s.

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