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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why should I hate Ubisoft in particular? They're just yet another AAA company shitting out bad games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because this is hopefully just the beginning of the industry crash and reset.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because they treated the Rayman creator like shit and made him give up on the videogame industry forever.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    press P to piss on ubishit's grave

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I press S until my keyboard breaks.
    They have ruined so many series over almost two decades t's not even funny.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Assassin's Creed is TOO big and TOO successful, so we're gonna neuter it
    S

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what happened?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ubisoft is one of the three biggest third party publishers alongside EA and Activision (technically no longer third party). Of the three, they used to be considered the most likely to squeeze out something decent. However, they are rarely a trailblazer when it comes to predatory business practices, and usually have to play catchup with the other two. Dragging their feet on things like this loses them cash and often leaves them at the tail end of trends.

      Their yearly franchises are also extremely repetitive. Now, FIFA and CoD slop are also similar from game to game, but the former has an audience completely divorced from the rest of gaming and the latter is still treated like a golden goose by its owners. Far Cry and AssCreed are normieslop but they have more overlap with a traditional gaming audience than EA sports games and CoD, so public criticism of the content might actually be relevant to sales.

      Lastly Ubisoft is the most adamant about practicing what they preach when it comes to pozzing the living fuck out of themselves. Activision does it pretty much all for show but Ubisoft is basically run by HR ladies and diversity hires who should not be making video games. The competency levels are at an all-time low and that means dumping more and more money into projects to make up for the inefficiency.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ubisoft isn't one of the biggest.

        They ARE the biggest. Ubisoft unironically has over 21000 employees worldwide. Despite this their output is fucking trash and they spend more time and money chasing trends than setting them.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ahahaha wtf

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOL

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This petty bullshit forced me to get Anno 1800 on the ubisoft store but I only realized it existed years after release, which is fine since it's one of those cancerous season pass business models anyway. They could at least have the courtesy of transferring ubistore purchases to steam before going under.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >claims steam takes too much money
      >crawls back when they realize they're losing money
      lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hops on Stadia because Steam is unrealistic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love that statement so much, clearly a company that has the right perspective for their financial future in mind, lololol.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man, everyone who tried to take on Steam just flat out failed.
      How hard is it to just make a competing storefront that's not shit?
      Money hatting games doesn't work, the actual platform needs to not be dogshit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I suppose the Microsoft Store kind of didn't fail, right? By virtue of it not just being for video games.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Microsoft Store is a buggy retarded mess that's coded worse than a 3rd rate mobile app.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I guess Valve stopped making games for a reason, apparently running a competent storefront is hard.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's really not surprising considering the only reason publishers leave Steam to begin with is specifically to avoid Valve taking a cut so they can make more money. None of these publishers created their own storefront with the ambition of making an actually good storefront, their goal from the get go was to make a bit more money off every sale, hence only the minimum amount of effort is put in while they bank on their IPs being popular enough for consumers to be willing to put up with their new shitty stores. Funniest thing is how they try to make Valve seem like the greedy ones even though the cut they take is industry standard and the same as Nintendo/Sony/MS do on their stores. Those poor AAA publishers just can't survive on a PC storefront taking the same cut as everyone else.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I might be out of the loop about Ubishit.
    Did something happen to it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nothing special about it, it was always shit
      except the news about another fucking delay of Skulls and Bones

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on going saga of ubishit implosion
      this time they cancelled 3 more games while delaying another which was funded partly by the singapore government

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also the new Mario + Rabbids and Just Dance games flopped and they've got ***NOTHING*** in the pipeline until the next AC later this year.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who the fuck thought that mario + rabbids cringe shit was a good idea anyway?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The first one sold really well, but it released in 2017 when the Switch's library was much smaller and it's constantly on sale. You can easily get the complete edition of the first game for $20. Not many people are going to spend $60 on a sequel when they got their fill of the first game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't the new watch dogs flop too? Good riddance to ubishit, fuck them for killing all the tom clancy games with their live service cancer.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it did. Nothing they've made has survived.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            "New" watch dogs was released 2 years ago
            They had no big release this year.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >2 years isnt new
              hi zoomie

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah 2 years old isn't new retarded gay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you must be 18 or older to post here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ubi is dead for the millionth time according to Ganker

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make shit copy pasted games
    >players get bored
    >OMFG WE ARE NOT MAKING ANY MONIES HOW IS THIS POSSIBRU?!

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how ubisoft and ea were some of the biggest publishers and now they're basically irrelevant aside from a couple current games each.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What do you mean? EA still has EA Sports and Respawn under their belt. As long as they have that, they'll always be in the TOP 3. Ubi was close to EA and Activision but just too retarded to keep up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        name 5 successful non sports games EA has put out in the past 5 years

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >EA still has EA Sport
        EA lost the FIFA license, they'll be irrelevant within the decade.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doubt it. Its not like anyone can pick up that expensive license and PES by Konami is a joke. Even though its no named FIFA anymore it'll still sell like crazy, unfortunately.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >and PES by Konami is a joke
            PES doesn't exist anymore, it's called eFootball now and it ALSO ended up tanking the franchise since it turns out that yes, the brand is indeed important when 90% of your audience is NPCs.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It tanked because it was shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So was PES.
                It tanked because normalfags don't know what the fuck eFootball is.
                It was even F2P (pay2win) and it STILL tanked.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      EA is still very relevant but I think they've been more subdued in their branding. Apex, It Takes Two, and Sims 4 are all EA

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had a golden goose with the Assassin's Creed franchise and murdered it for the sake of wokeness, inclusive hires and bullshit DLC.

    May they beg for death but be unable to die.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Assassins Creed hasn't been good since 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it was never good
        a competent art team carrying the worst gameplay and story

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        4 is better than 3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I’m black?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok dean. go talk about gas stoves now.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            if he identifies as a black gay man, who are you to say otherwise? sit down and be humble, chud

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        hello moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK but Ubisoft is going to have to sell itself off for pennies on the dollar like a cheap whore and meanwhile chudster just got a new Tacoma and sick pair of Oakley Blades so who's winning here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      asscreed initially sold a decent amount so ubisoft being gays milked the fuck out of it with yearly release until fatigue set in, then they stopped releasing it yearly to try and fix the company's budget
      the damage is done now, and they deserve it

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    S
    Last thing I enjoyed from them was Rayman 2

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They've made some bad choices with game design overall, with a few exceptions. For instance, Assassin's Creed is one of their better bright spots and FarCry (to an extent). I'm playing Valhalla now and it really shows a nice step forward in the design making the game less full of bullshit and easier to tell what you actually WANT to do.

    Valhalla basically fixes some of the mechanics issues of the previous AC games like Odyssey (which had a hideous ability/skill system cumbersome as fuck. You have to give up combat melee slots for stealth-only stuff? ) and polished the entire experience. Valhalla is also very well supported with new expansions and updates- for all the other stupid shit Ubi has done, I have to give them credit for being one of the few that has "old school" expansion DLC for Assassin's Creed games (and a few others) plus free updates with new content. However shit is optional and doesn't require grinding through it. For instance they offered a new "river raid" DLC campaign as a free update and further expanded it when the expansions came out - if you liked the river raiding and feeling like a viking looting and pillaging, you could do it and unlock some new gear in the process along with progression of your raiders, cosmetics etc. Don't like it? The only thing you lose is the gear from the campaigns and its neat but its not major story stuff or best in slot etc.

    Maybe Ubi has like one studio learning shit but besides that, they're also one of the only ones that have a non-shit subscription in Ubi+ = newest games, best versions +DLC on release etc. They just need to make a wider variety of titles, well. Oh and the delay of the Prince of Persia thing is unfortunate, guess the pajeets screwed it up which you'd think this would be a title they'd do pretty well regarding given the whole persian/mughal influence.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stops making games for gamers
    >fails

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    test

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened with Ubisoft now?

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