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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't make it into the movie?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He got nerfed on the latest MK8 update.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Proceeds to spit in OP mother grave
    now follow her, homosexual

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    S

    Get in here, fellow King Boo Chads. We fricking won.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Were there balance changes in the DLC update?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and it's glorious. Waluigi Wiggler is dead, almost everything else was buffed.
      Link and Rosalina are the current top pick.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't a Rosalina and Link buff also a Waluigi buff?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Link and Rosalina
        you mean Link, Rosalina AND King Boo

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't understand. Aren't they the same weight as Waluigi?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      no nerfs, but a lot buffs
      best characters are now rosalina, king boo, and link

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, and it's glorious. Waluigi Wiggler is dead, almost everything else was buffed.
        Link and Rosalina are the current top pick.

        Is there a clear best cart combo that replaces the wiggler set?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Boo/Rosa/Link with Teddy/Cat Cruiser + rollers apparently. Hearing Birdo's weight class is also good

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what parachute

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          We now have multiple combinations to minmax speed and turbo, so the meta needs some time to be further optimized. Right now there are like 10 characters and a half dozen carts that can be arranged as "meta"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why can't you homosexuals just have fun playing Mario Kart? Why do you need to be a min-maxing tryhard that NEEDS to win against literal children? Just have fun you homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Because they are playing against other tryharding manchildren online. And tryhard actual children who have trained vigorously to defeat manchildren.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So, what'll it be Ganker?
    #WaluigiWednesday or #WigglerWednesday?

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why can't they just do what Crash Team Racing did and let you choose your characters weight class

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Same reason they won't let all players use the same character offline. No reason at all.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's fricking stupid and shits on the whole concept of what makes a character being unique, it would just be a skin. That's the same mentality of people who wants every D&D race to be just cosmetic because YOU CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Seeing 11 Waluigis is way more cancerous than your precious immersion getting shat on, homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Seeing different characters with the same stats is equally bad. Just get good with your favorite characters and stop being a metagay, there's enough room in kart customization for that.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    No more Waluigi time? Cool.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play mario kart the other day for the first time in years
    >All the sudden a ton of threads about it
    I am god

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It just got updated dumbass.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they actually did balance changes
    oh god we're not getting mk9 for like 5 years minimum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More like because they are still selling the Switch. Mario Kart X or whatever will be for a new system.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care I'm a Waluigi main. Don't give a shit what meta Black folk do I will still play Waluigi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Your kind are all right with me. My problem is with tryhards who think they can just Google "best mario kart 8 build" and sail to 1st place ahead of people who are just playing to have fun and want variety in other racers' builds, but instead have to endure being spammed with 11 identical obnoxious purple and yellow bugmen on every track in perpetuity

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        continuing my point, what the Waluigi W*gglers fail to consider is that I will seek out and attack every one of them that I see with extreme prejudice, even to my own detriment, and many others will do the same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats even a point of a meta; when items are pure rng?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Getting less fricked over by items is part of what makes some more appealing over others. It would be worse though if they had character-specific items like Double Dash and Tour.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >what's the point of eating right and staying in shape when I could be hit by a bus tomorrow?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >anon can't into analogies
            LMAO
            A Japanese man once said "A bird on high dies a gluttons death, so do the fish of the deeps."

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              is this what a Benadryl overdose looks like? get some help chief

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A new form of cancer will quickly take it's place. No amount of patches can cure cancer and metagays will always exist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wish Metagays didn't exist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's inevitable. I play this and Master Duel and sweats ruin both.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've used Iggy Koopa from the start, and I'll continue using Iggy Koopa.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So if Waluigi isn't the main character anymore, what is the most Waluigi game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tennis 64.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I will always maintain that Nintendo should flex their relationship with Koei Tecmo and make a Waluigi Deception game.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just tried playing fruit cup 150cc and things felt off with Yoshi and King boo. What the frick was changed and is the ai more aggressive now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed the ai is bullshit now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I played some DLC cups on 150cc and the ai definitely feels off. Everyone will be so far behind except for two racers who are on my ass throughout the entire race

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Metagays stay away from Rosa

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