pretend it's 1996 and this just released

how will segatards ever recover?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, waiting for Zelda

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The perfect gaming soda

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        for me, it's

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I unlock Luigi?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      get 120 stars and 99 lives on every save file then delete all of them. you also have to beat each bowser fight without missing a single throw

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably something like
    > ェー?ロクヨンって3つのゲームしかいねぇの?マジ??

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and those 3 launch games were so fricking good that it didn't even matter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        really? pilotwings is pure gold, but the shogi game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally none of them can compare to mario so technically it only had 1

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i just know there will be 3rd party developers still making fricking 2d games for this console. the snes still exists you morons

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >this is what enemy design is now
    it's fricking over. no hammer bros, no magikoopas, no rex. just a bunch of fricking spheres with googly eyes slapped on.
    nintendo is fricking dead. there's no coming back from this. 3D was a mistake.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >here's your enemy design, bro
      basically every enemy in any mario game is just a circle or collection of circles. nintendo's design has always been shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >SOUL

        >this is what enemy design is now
        it's fricking over. no hammer bros, no magikoopas, no rex. just a bunch of fricking spheres with googly eyes slapped on.
        nintendo is fricking dead. there's no coming back from this. 3D was a mistake.

        >soulless....

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >3d was a mistake
      >literally the first 3d game that more than 2 people played

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    28 years later and I'm playing it on a Sony handheld with better camera control. You better believe it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >sony's biggest gaming success was the cdi
      >the fricking cdi
      the only thing they're good for is making cameras and video players. they're clearly not interested in gaming by a long shot. microsoft or apple will most likely beat them in the handheld department.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I heard from some kid on the bus that you can play as Yoshi?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      don't get your hopes up. he's just there to give you 1-ups after you beat the game. literally what the frick is the point if you already got most of the stars and by the time you reach him you're already good enough to never lose another life? you can't even ride him. nintendo can't fricking do anything right.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hold off to the end of the year and buy DAGGERFALL, the new ELDER SCROLLS ADVENTURES game <G>.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >PC Gaming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >bro play GAMES FOR FUN on the same machine you use to fricking work and do databases and shit
      Video games on personal computers is literally just infantile stumbling. The fact it's persisted even this long is just luck. As more and more companies make dedicated consoles for games, games on computer are going to die out completely. I give it another decade at most.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >play and work on the same machine
      the entire concept of pc gaming is just a ploy to get you to buy their wageslave binding devices. nobody should spend the majority of their lives in front of a screen.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what he's up to nowadays

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Still fighting the console war in 2023

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Spotted the zoomer. Neither Sega nor Nintendo gave a frick about eachother st this point.
    Both were collectively seething about Sony, Square and Enix

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry too busy Playing Quake.
    Enjoy your toddler game though.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pretend it's 1996
    I can barely remember what it was like 4 years ago, how the frick am I supposed to remember 1996?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Everything since 2016 has just been the same horrific stretch broken up only by the coof

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have to be 18 to post on Ganker

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah the Ultra64 is good and all, but I'm sticking to my Virtual Boy. This Wario game is just too good, I've beat it like 5 times now.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      enjoy your cataracts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I'll be fine

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