He was one of us, unrrepetant in calling out the games for their consistent lack of quality...
Until daddy TPCi appeared and offered him a privileged position as an official shill, now he gets more and more annoying every passing year. No to mention his refusal to fix his broken ass shitty website.
He's an actual bootlicking shill who will excuse every single fault of the new games and always claims his favorite is the latest product, and he will tear down the previous products (which he shilled previously) to defend the latest ones if he needs to. He does it shamelessly and unironically.
Give it one more gen and they will drop the regional variant thing entirely in favor of convergent species. Sinistcha is a great example of this. Invert the evolution line to "normal" and there's no reason it shouldn't be a variant. They're both tea. Contrast necessary convergents like a mushroom vs a squid. Needing to distinctly point out the regions that will mean nothing to new fans ten years from now weighs down their brand with unnecessary detail when they already know the key to longevity is simplicity.
Variants are being thrown in the trash next gen. Convergents only from here out.
Poltchageist/Sinistcha are only convergents because Gamefreak didn’t want to make “Kitakamian Forms” (or confirm which region Kitakami is in). Regional forms are far too successful of a gimmick to drop.
>it's just the normal , non retarded version.
That makes zero sense. There are Japanese Beetles that live in the US and a handful of other species that are more common but "native"
That doesn't suddenly make the other ones normal just because one species is called "Japanese" nor does it mean the Japanese ones only live in Japan.
Because it is wrong. "kantonian" tauros appears in every region (that tauros appears in) except for paldea. Kantonian would imply that it only appears in Kanto, it's not necessary to add that when discussing the original.
That's not what that implies at all, there are plenty of real animals that originate from somewhere, migrate to another place, but their colloquial names still contain the country of origin. Take dogs as an example, do German Shepherds only exist in Germany?
To be fair this isn't a mistake on GF's part but Joe's, they never gave names to the regular versions.
to be fair Alolan Exeggutor is the original form of Exeggutor but it still gets a regional classification
The point is to designate a form only found naturally in X region, not the original.
Even if we do accept alolan exeguttor as the original, it appears differently everywhere else, therefore the one that appears exclusively in Alola is the Alolan.
>TCG had early era Exeggutor as a variety of tree shapes, with “alolan” palms being canon since the 90s >modern Pokemon never ran with it, all exeggutors are either manlet shrubs or palm trees but only in nu-Hawaii
TCG has been lapping the games with soul since the beginning, and had unironically implemented dynamax (EX) and tera types (Delta Species) literal fucking decades before the games did anything.
>>is exactly the same in every region except Paldea
Source? >>isn't even caught in the actual wild in Kanto
Because it's not explicitly native there either. Kantonians just coined the breed there.
This was the standard for regional forms.
If you don’t have the Everstone on the form it doesn’t breed down in other regions.
It’s like how Hisuian Zoroark breeds Unovan Zorua eggs in this game.
Hisuian Basculin is the lone exception only because of the intricacies of how the Red or Blue Stripes would pass down so Game Freak just did not bother.
> Noun. bitch eating crackers (plural bitches eating crackers) (slang, vulgar) A person for whom one feels a strong and disproportionate dislike, to the extent that almost anything they do makes one angry or annoyed.
Makes me wish crown tundra was a separate region from Galar so I could get a water/psychic Slowbro without trading or transferring. That Diglett sidequest can go fuck itself.
What did Joe ever do to you to deserve all this hate?
He's working on being insurreable every single day.
He was one of us, unrrepetant in calling out the games for their consistent lack of quality...
Until daddy TPCi appeared and offered him a privileged position as an official shill, now he gets more and more annoying every passing year. No to mention his refusal to fix his broken ass shitty website.
Embodies the worst of the shit eating obnoxious fan boys that plague this series.
Succeeded.
Succeeded at selling out to his corporate overlords, maybe.
He's an actual bootlicking shill who will excuse every single fault of the new games and always claims his favorite is the latest product, and he will tear down the previous products (which he shilled previously) to defend the latest ones if he needs to. He does it shamelessly and unironically.
>kantonian
That sounds so wrong, it's just the normal , non retarded version.
Nu Pokemon is a mistake.
Give it one more gen and they will drop the regional variant thing entirely in favor of convergent species. Sinistcha is a great example of this. Invert the evolution line to "normal" and there's no reason it shouldn't be a variant. They're both tea. Contrast necessary convergents like a mushroom vs a squid. Needing to distinctly point out the regions that will mean nothing to new fans ten years from now weighs down their brand with unnecessary detail when they already know the key to longevity is simplicity.
Variants are being thrown in the trash next gen. Convergents only from here out.
Poltchageist/Sinistcha are only convergents because Gamefreak didn’t want to make “Kitakamian Forms” (or confirm which region Kitakami is in). Regional forms are far too successful of a gimmick to drop.
not to mention they get to add new pokemon to the dex without actually making completely new designs which saves them tons of work
I'd be up for that, Toedscool and Wiglett are cool.
>it's just the normal , non retarded version.
That makes zero sense. There are Japanese Beetles that live in the US and a handful of other species that are more common but "native"
That doesn't suddenly make the other ones normal just because one species is called "Japanese" nor does it mean the Japanese ones only live in Japan.
yes it does?
beetles are the normal beetles
Japanese beetles are the Japanese version of beetles
Because it is wrong. "kantonian" tauros appears in every region (that tauros appears in) except for paldea. Kantonian would imply that it only appears in Kanto, it's not necessary to add that when discussing the original.
That's not what that implies at all, there are plenty of real animals that originate from somewhere, migrate to another place, but their colloquial names still contain the country of origin. Take dogs as an example, do German Shepherds only exist in Germany?
To be fair this isn't a mistake on GF's part but Joe's, they never gave names to the regular versions.
The point is to designate a form only found naturally in X region, not the original.
Even if we do accept alolan exeguttor as the original, it appears differently everywhere else, therefore the one that appears exclusively in Alola is the Alolan.
>I'M GOING TO CAP MY OWN TWITTER POST AND TALK ABOUT MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON ON Ganker!
fucking killyourself already you retarded gay
Regular Tauros isn't native to Kanto
>is exactly the same in every region except Paldea
>isn't even caught in the actual wild in Kanto
>Kantonian
to be fair Alolan Exeggutor is the original form of Exeggutor but it still gets a regional classification
>TCG had early era Exeggutor as a variety of tree shapes, with “alolan” palms being canon since the 90s
>modern Pokemon never ran with it, all exeggutors are either manlet shrubs or palm trees but only in nu-Hawaii
TCG has been lapping the games with soul since the beginning, and had unironically implemented dynamax (EX) and tera types (Delta Species) literal fucking decades before the games did anything.
Tauros actual original form is the Paldean version, the regular one was exported from Kalos.
>>is exactly the same in every region except Paldea
Source?
>>isn't even caught in the actual wild in Kanto
Because it's not explicitly native there either. Kantonians just coined the breed there.
Read a book.
Hi Joe.
If only that worked the same way with humans.
This was the standard for regional forms.
If you don’t have the Everstone on the form it doesn’t breed down in other regions.
It’s like how Hisuian Zoroark breeds Unovan Zorua eggs in this game.
Hisuian Basculin is the lone exception only because of the intricacies of how the Red or Blue Stripes would pass down so Game Freak just did not bother.
It makes no sense... so two black bulls (one is a ditto) fuck each other and a pale kantonian bull comes out?
Great now I want an edit of the "Dog saying you need to start asking questions" to a paldean Tauros, preferably if the dog is Miraidon/Koraidon
Put a Paldean Tauros and a Ditto in a picnic and post the screencap of them fucking.
> Noun. bitch eating crackers (plural bitches eating crackers) (slang, vulgar) A person for whom one feels a strong and disproportionate dislike, to the extent that almost anything they do makes one angry or annoyed.
Makes me wish crown tundra was a separate region from Galar so I could get a water/psychic Slowbro without trading or transferring. That Diglett sidequest can go fuck itself.