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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I could use a pro right about now...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hey there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hi again anon!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So did you have anything in mind?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't know I just really want to be used. I need an anon to kiss me, to grope my body, to make me suck his wiener or frick my ass!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds like you really want it~ ill grab you and make you sit on my wiener so you can bounce on it while I grope your chest and kiss your neck.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh frick yes! I'll happily bounce up and down on your hard shaft~ be as rough as you want anon!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm gonna hold you tight and use you like a toy! I'm gonna completely stretch your hole while kissing your neck!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I was made to be a toy anon! There's nothing better to me than getting impaled on a manly wiener and kissed! You could even bite me in between kisses if you want~

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Leaving little bite marks on you as I pump my fat wiener in you~ I want my wiener to hit your b***h button and make you cum~

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Ahn~ it feels...hah~ it feels so good<3. With the way you're go-ahh~ going at me it won't be long til I spurt!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then I'm gonna make sure I start pushing it as deep as possible in you~ ill make you take all of it until you shoot all over yourself as I squeeze your nipples~

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yes yes yes! Shove every last inch inside me! Ooh fuuck yes pleass turn me into your fricktoy b***h as you thrust harder and harder! Ahhn~ a-and keep playing with my nipples like t-that, they could haa...use some licking too!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll do more than licking! I'll suck on them as your ass gets filled up~ bounce on my wiener til you cum!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Unff frick t-that's it! I-I can't hold back anymore! I'm cumming anon I'm cumming so fricking much!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Good! Cum you little bawd! I want you to shoot all you built up!

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I did it anon...I came more than I have in weeks! Thank you so much for using this thirsty bawd it felt fricking amazing.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm happy then! consider making an account for this type of stuff in case we ever see each other again

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'll consider it. Part of the fun for me is doing it out in open though. Thanks again seriously anon.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Its no problem and it makes me happy. Hopefully we see each other again since you were cute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >cute
                T-thanks I hope we can have fun again too!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's amazing, i've not seen one of his videos pop up in my recommended for two years now, and people are STILL seething about this guy kek
    he really wrecked /vp/ damn

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this really the best slashpug has to offer?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick is going on in here?!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      never seen erpgays in /vp/ before?
      even though ERP is against the rules, it’s not like our mods actually give a shit.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s not his fault the games he plays are poorly designed and full of artificial difficulty.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    To be frank, this thread went into much better direction than usually.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pro masturbator reacts to nofap challenge

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    *best board
    your welcome fren

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >AYO HOL UP
    *looks up guide*
    >SO YOU TELLIN ME
    *restarts game due to bad encounters*
    >LEMME GET DIS STRAIGHT
    *refuses to do randomizers*
    >YOU TELLIN ME
    *hacks in rare candies*
    >I BE LIKE
    *solicits nudes from a 16 year old girl on discord and tells her she can't go to the police about it because he's german and the age of consent there is 14*
    >SOME FINNA
    *changes IV's in pkhex*
    >MUHFUGGEN
    *claims whitney didn't have a miltank in gen 2*
    >PROFESSIONAL NUZLOCKER N SHIET?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is the 5th one true or rubbish?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wouldn't surprise me, since he's apparently super sensitive about minors. Also, don't forget the type of people this game attracts

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The loudest ones are usually the criminals. Liking dicky is fine if it's 2D. To actually go out and try it is a one way trip to cancellation. He's german, right? Why didn't he just go up to a gypsie and buy his daughter for a night lmao.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it's true.
        He says that grinding isn't skill-based and just tedious, so he hacks in rare candies.
        He also says that the most dangerous parts of nuzlockes are the tedious parts where you're only paying half attention.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    This shit happened literally during the day 1 of /vp/, tourist

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