Probably the biggest misplay Clover had was making Edgie pick a starter strong against yours.

Probably the biggest misplay Clover had was making Edgie pick a starter strong against yours. If it were the other way around we could have

>Viol - Condoom: Because he's a Smogongay
>Edgie - Lizakbar: Because it's a dark type
>Keksandra - Rectreem: The most blatantly comical of the three which fits her personality the most

We've been robbed, Cloverchads...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The biggest misplay was putting a tonka toy snake at the end of outcast manor

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this still works if you play as Keksandra and pick Grbutthole though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The biggest misplay was putting a tonka toy snake at the end of outcast manor

      I AM A MAN
      I WILL NOT PLAY AS A G*RL

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Cutting the flesh of your arms/legs and stitching an unusable flesh rod on your pussy wont make you a man troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        good choice actually
        Keksandra has better dialogue

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I can't go back, she's so much more fun to encounter than Viol

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Viol's theme is amazing, though.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Reminder that if you don't hear this theme, you're playing on Easy Mode. If you don't let Keksandra have Condoom as well, you're a giant pussy.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry fricked up my post. If you don't hear THIS theme, you're playing on Easy mode.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >Using best starter is hard mode
              ???

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Condoom is better than Rectreem by a wide margin. It's an Ubers mon

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It being Uber is hardly important in singleplayer where it takes 6 gyms to get a water move, meanwhile rectreem has already fricked every major boss in the ass with bulk up + salac berry

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Nah Rectreem is shit in game. Condoom is much better.

                Most gym leaders have coverage moves and mons that completely frick it over (example: water one has Ice Beam on her 3 water mons, plus a fricking ground/flying one for reasons. Electric gym has Ice Beam on Ribbizap and Flame Charge on Mooshock, grass gym has fire types, ground gym has a Levitate steel/electric type), while Condoom is consistently useful throughout the game.

                Condoom's only real flaw is that it competes with Semdemen which is very similar in role but with a slightly better typing, though nothing stops you from running them, both in the same team since they cover each other's worst weakness anyway.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Nah Rectreem is shit in game
                Lol. Cheek pouch alone makes rectreem infinitely better than condoom, it's unironically a skill problem

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Hidden Abilities are unavailable until postgame and the one Ability Pill you get is better used on something else.
                There is no real skill involved besides running the correct coverage and switching to the right checks and counters since the AI is braindead and makes predictable moves on the same level as skill as ELO1000 shitters.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You get access to two dream balls before post game as well

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Plus new game plus gives you whatever abilities you want really

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >the one Ability Pill you get is better used on something else.
                Yeah, so you've never tried cheek pouch rectreem

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Hidden Abilities are unavailable until postgame and the one Ability Pill you get is better used on something else.
                no you get two dream pills

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Where's the second dream pill?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Condoom is only good with Unaware, which it only gets in the postgame.
                And in the postgame, Rectreem is still better because of the Cheek Pouch glitch.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You don't need Unaware in game. It's bulky and has Scald, CM and Softboiled. Nothing without STAB SE kills it.
                Rectreem has coverage issues, shitty spd, bad typing which puts it at disadvantage against most gym leaders and E4 and doesn't learn EQ by level up so it has to wait until the 8th gym for that.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Condoom is also much better for routes.
                You can drop Calm Mind for Surf/Ice Beam when going through those and it learns Sludge Bomb naturally very early.
                Minor trainers have many surprising ways to screw Rectreem over including but not limited to:
                >Focus Sash Glassannon
                >Gale Wings Corooster
                >Smoxilon
                >WG Sprucifix (Condoom has Ice Beam, Rectreem can't hit it at all with its standard moves)
                >fricking Birdhouse setting Reflect on it

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You still haven't actually used cheek pouch

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but why is Cheek Pouch Rectreem good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because it restores your berry immediately, just give him a salac berry and bulk up and he gets +6 attack and speed every battle

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >[ABILITY/MON] is good if you autistically use this one set!
                Everytime.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well, yeah, is called exploit.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have to use rectreem but you do have to kneel to his sheer superiority, at least until 1.3

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Try that against Focus Sash Glassannon and see how well it goes

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because I'm not wasting my only Ability Pill on a slow grass type before postgame.
                And in the postgame we get Chromox which is an "I win" button so I'm not even giving the starter a second look by that point.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well it's your loss if you want to waste time with Pokemon that can't solo the e4

                Try that against Focus Sash Glassannon and see how well it goes

                Are you honestly a female? I know the Pokemon dies if it gets hit by ice beam, just like ho oh dies if it gets hit by rock throw, it's still literally broken

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe not to Rectreem CHADS like us, but Keksandra with Condoom and Flowre is actually a challenge worthy of facing off against THADtreem.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >play as Keksandra
      That's a coward's move.
      Real men face Eviolite Flowre with courage.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Rectreem is for Viol.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      elaborate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Green eyes = Grass starter.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Probably the biggest misplay Clover had was
    Not enough unironic cute girls.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ace is cute and all, but she can't carry the whole waifu market herself.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ace is best easily

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Good job Genocity

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            nice samegay bugs, go to church

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't want to sex before, but now I do

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          looks autistic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Kino, name of the author, quick

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ace is cute and all, but she can't carry the whole waifu market herself.

      Memer F?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cute

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Ace is cute and all, but she can't carry the whole waifu market herself.

      Bavi
      Kymmi
      The artist trainer
      Hell even tumblrina is kind of hot

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tumblrina
        Tbh, I thought she was dating that skinhead gym leader. You know, for lols.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          She was. It's confirmed in post game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Tumblirita has soggy breasts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That's still not a lot, though.
        Only 1 female gym leader per region, only 1 female evil team member, no female E4 members and the champion is your mom.
        And the nameless trainers are just that. Ace had to be extremely cute just to be memorable.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven’t replayed the game in awhile, why does he not wear shoes

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    As long as you have Lizakbar everything’s good.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He has his signature move in Armowite, the starter isn't really relevant.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1.3 when?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i nuzlocked twice.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why isnt he wearing shoes?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shoes are for pussies.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty unfunny game that people only pretend to like because it came from here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Dilate

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hehe! This starter is pooping! Isn't that funny? And this one is CUM! Didn't expect that did you? Whoa! And look! A lizard suicide bomber! Watch out! We're kinda edgy around here, you know.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Did you really get filtered by the highest quality rom hack currently in existence because the fire starter is a suicide bomber

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >the highest quality rom hack currently in existence
            No, that's Radical Red (no, adding reddit to the end is not an argument) for difficulty hacks and Unbound for fan regions respectively. Clover is pretty good still

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >hack that turns Kanto fully linear and makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
              >good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
                don't tell this to gamefre.... too late.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >hack that turns Kanto fully linear and makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
                https://dex.radicalred.net/pokemon/sudowoodo
                Tell me you're a bandwagon moron without telling me you're a bandwagon moron. There's one portion of the game locked behind beating two gym leaders, which is bad, but if that one weak ass complaint is enough to write off a game, you're a brainless bot. You sound like someone who came up with his opinion after seeing 2 screenshots

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Just admit you like dicks, there's nothing wrong with it, newbie.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I meant to reply to

                >hack that turns Kanto fully linear and makes Sudowoodo a Grass-type
                >good

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >bumps from page 10, two hours later

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I was studying

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Stay in school little kid. Don't be on /vp/.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Lapras water/dragon type is unforgivable, why strip ice of one of its best mons (Gigantmax is available)

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not a moron who plays Pokemon for its gameplay. I have real games for that
            If the designs are shit and the humor is shit, the game is shit. I'm not obsessed enough with le ebic Ganker culture enough to basedjak at your garbage meme game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You soon stop paying attention to specific memes and references and just accept that the game throws them at you at rapid-fire pace, like early season Simpsons did with their gags. It's about the whole experience, especially if you play without a guide since learning typings/stats/abilities and how you can come up with Showderp-like sets that are actually good because even the shitmons have decently allocated stats and precise movepools.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >yeah, enough to nuke the entire wiki and soon the main site amirite.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you blind?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          No it means your neovegana is closing on its own and you need to dilate to fix it

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Are you blind?
            better stab your blind eyes with a kitchen knife.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I don't understand your accent

              I'm not a moron who plays Pokemon for its gameplay. I have real games for that
              If the designs are shit and the humor is shit, the game is shit. I'm not obsessed enough with le ebic Ganker culture enough to basedjak at your garbage meme game

              Ok, so dilate then? I thought I made that clear the first time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So?
                you're blind tbh, please understand.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That makes no sense. I wouldn't be able to read your moronic drivel if I was blind

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >haha i was just baiting bro! baited!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                That's not what I said, are you talking to the right person or are you blind?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >he STILL refuses to get the joke

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What? Am I talking to a human being?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's okay to admit you're moronic, anon.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ???

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If Clovermanga was a thing these starters pick would be kino

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't find the fricking Beatmarine in Torrador Bay. Can someone point out where he is?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its a giftmon, just talk to the npcs and you'll find it eventually

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Acey my beloved

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      see you in 3 days

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      see you in 3 days

      I'm mainly amazed this type of content exists at all, considering the subject.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, anon?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Well, Clover isn't exactly popular, so I'm surprised lewd THAT good exists.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It seems pretty popular around here at least, I'd expect people to make stuff for it on their alts

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new convergent mon

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How many Fontaba is there? I've got my 27th one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you remember how many boards you have posted in your life?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly too many, Dio.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Got 28 Fontaba, I'll assume there are no more.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to start my game with Arabomb. What should I expect?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should expect your rival to start with Ejacasm and your other rival to start with Grbutthole.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should expect to use fire moves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Very limited movepool but it does eventually get a nice set of Nasty Plot/Fire Blast/Dark Pulse/Sludge Bomb.

      Holy Duty is a meme, don't use it.
      Mind Blown is also not worth it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >first time playing clover
        >can't stop taking meme moves when they show up
        >end up with Holy Duty, Fly, Throat Chop Warhead
        I eventually gave up on that run, after realizing that blobbos never becomes usable and investing all my vitamins and dream pill into him was a mistake

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To summarize the thread:
    -Play as the boy, Viol, or you're a Easy Mode pussy.
    -Pick Retreem
    -Box Rectreem and PKHex in the Pepe frog starter. (Find out what Nat Dex number Pepe is logged on then Hex in the Pokemon sharing the nat dex number, it will be Pepe in game) This is necessary because Rectreem isn't that good while Pepe frog is a Ganker classic and actually solid in game.
    -Enjoy the rest of the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hexing in a better pokemon isn't easy mode? Just do NG+

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it's still hard more because Grass types are shit on by the entirety of the game, namely Keksandra's Flowre. Also it's hard more because I said so.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Natural consequence of the way Clover tries to balance more favorable towards poison types than normal, really

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Clover does improve the weaker types.
            Ice types for example have very obvious abilities to patch up their frailty like Magic Guard and Filter, specific speed tiers like Glacialynx's 101 or coverage moves they normally don't get like fire moves like Biteki's Heat Wave.
            The Regis are min-maxed attackers and Regimelt is a speedy physical ice/ghost with water coverage.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Biteki gets all the "wave" moves deliberately. And Regirust isn't that minmaxed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >condemning people to bad end
      based

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Was long confirmed that Bad end isn't tripped by having early Pokémon, non-legends are all obtainable from WT and the game can't check to see if you actually got it from WT
        Bad end is tripped by:
        -Having early Legends by E4 time
        -Having more than the set number of Rare candies obtainable, I believe it was more than 5 or so
        That's really it. There's actually a lot of things that the Bad end can't check for. Man is greater than machine.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Having early Legends by E4 time
          >tfw caught israeliteipede the second I set foot in animango

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            That doesn't activate the bad ending. It's for cheating

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I hope, because I'm at Polk now, and I don't want to restart from scratch.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Jewipede is safe I believe, but obviously to play it safe don't catch any legends before then, but I'm 90% sure israeliteipede is a safe flag

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Is there any other legend accessible before? I like to explore a lot so I don't want to stumble upon a legend that I know could ruin my game.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                There's like 6, and none of them activate bad ending for obvious reasons

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Well, israeliteipede used to trigger it in 2017 version if I recall correctly, so you never know.
                Thanks.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Was it fixed? Or do I have to win the league first?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I completed it twice with israeliteipede

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why can't you rape keksandra

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's too slippery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine being Viol and you keep dropping pokeballs so that Keksandra cluelessly picks them up and shows you her spats.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder why everbody loves Keksandra, yet hated Terra in Reborn.
      I mean, both have the same... "Language", so to speak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Careful anon. You might trigger that one ESL autist who gets really mad when someone compares the two games

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          now compare how many trannies has in reborn, UOL racist.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Former is /s4s/. Latter is randumb and tumblr.
        Former is endearing. Latter is blatant and overstays welcome.
        Former is our memes. Latter is not.
        Former is good. Latter is bad.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Translation: "they're both obnoxious annoying characters but because one comes from game we circlejerk positively we like it more than the one from the game we circlejerk negatively"

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Tbh, I wasn't so mad when she appeared. Maybe annoyed she kicked my as because I went to the route instead of backtracking and heal my team, but she was a happy go lucky gal.
            Terra, instead, is a massive pain in the ass, being critical path for way too long, stuck you in a shitty gauntlet before the E4, and her redemption is only for 5 minutes before returning to her moronic old self.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Don't be a homosexual my friend, the only problem with keksandra is her dialogue is unavailable if you play as her

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Simple, Keksandra is an old Ganker meme, Terra is some Tumblr troony OC

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just want Beast Boost fixed so that I can wreck shit in NG+

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The smogon bird is god tier as a lead. Sticky Webs and Rocks make up for your IVs and EVs being shit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes but I want a fight, not a snoozefest
      entry hazards are lame

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Would you rather be fricked over by maxed out, sash'd sweepers?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          NTA
          I just used strategy because I'm not a SCRUB

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            How long did that take you

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Like 60 hours albeit only because I bred good natures for a Vandash I never used while on speed up, but I won most gyms and bosses on my first or second try just by switching around my items. Clover really isn't hard

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >speed up,
                You didn't beat clover.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >speed up,
                for breeding one mon i didn't actually use.

                i beat clover.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Anon. It's over. You'll have to try again.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I feel naked without smoxilon, he saved me with toxic spikes at the champion

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bros unrelated question but is there a way to make inputs register for multiple tabs? I've beaten the game 6 times now so I figure might as well shiny hunt something

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been better with a decent walkthrough for Kymmi secret event

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he barefoot

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because for some reason a lot of fedora autists dont wear socks

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Moody Mennopaws
    >Stored Power Uwotto
    >Power Trip Piguson
    >All with Baton Pass
    This is just fricking good, right?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can throw speed boost humpunny in too 🙂

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Danks :^)

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Where most romhacks would just have cheap perma-eletric field on the electric gym, Clover gives the leader a shitmon lead with an ability that summons the field, then a set up to frick off immediately (volt switch or eject button), giving you time to respond.
    One feels unfair and bullshit and you just can't do anything about it.
    Another feels clever and fair even if hard to deal with.

    Little things like this is what makes CLover an actual good difficult romhack.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are some underrated Clovermons?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Played clover before full release
      >Get to Saffron and got stuck between the gym and the underground boss

      I'm gonna try it again. Any cool mons easily missed?

      Trying to autistically put together a 'canon'/ Red battle in GS type of team one can play through as Viol, I'm thinking Ribbizap can play the role of the Pikachu mascot since it's not completely useless and has decent abilities

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But pikachu is in the game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pasdawg, solid type and Intimidate ability
      Chanolour begs a mention as well, it's pretty solid

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Played clover before full release
    >Get to Saffron and got stuck between the gym and the underground boss

    I'm gonna try it again. Any cool mons easily missed?

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