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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    OWARI DA

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it cant run games on its own
    it needs internet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't have internet 24/7

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically making this point
        Black person you probably shit on Nintendo for releasing cloud ports.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          nintendo online services are unusable garbage, of course you can't compare them to services that actually work well

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well of course the PS5 servers are much more usable, you’ve got no one fricking using them lmaoo.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >tendie has no idea how online works
              as expected

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >snoy doesn’t understand server congestion and it’s effects on performance
                Just make sure you buy your bootleg wii u to appease goystation before over 70% of them hit the landfill.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's not using a server though moron. It's simply streaming games directly from your console.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >nintendo online services are unusable garbage, of course
            Dude, Sony's are even worse which is saying something.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are tendies stupid enough to actually believe this?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                You've never been online on a PlayStation have you.
                They haven't improved an iota since the ps3 era and they expect people to pay for that shit?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mattrick browses Ganker?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it not an android device? Is it purely only for streaming PS5 games?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes it's a glorified remote control

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          WTF that's so weird.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Sony invents the Wii U in 2023

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can’t blame them too much, the Wii U launched with more games than the PS5 has 3 years in.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              None of them any good, to be fair.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous
            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus that's actually true.
              That's fricking dire.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              you bloody basterd

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Is it purely only for streaming PS5 games?
        yes

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So like the switch streaming games, right?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The difference is that the switch can actually play games, this can't.
        It's a glorified brick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If piece of hardware has to be called the George Floyd of hardware it must be the project q

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit man I can't connect

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you guys not have internet?

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate trying to stream games to a monitor, it's always like a second delay.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo definitely made em seethe

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy kek, what a disaster
    I was expecting something Steam Deck like at the least, to run lower end games
    No, it's just garbage streaming that barely any c**t will be able to make use of.
    I mean sure it will be fine for low-action games, absolutely, but even then.

    Yeah, definitely Vita 2. They learned nothing.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vita could run games on its on, unlike this moronation

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vita's good though, great hardware for the time it just didn't have a strong library of games. This is weird and pointless

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        software is everything
        who the frick cares about the hardware if the library is shit?

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    VITA BROS WE WON

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yesss

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when 2006 you typed in PSP 2, Xbox 720, PS4 into Youtube.

    This was one of those thumbnails

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thought about this too, lol

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      thought about this too, lol

      Literally the first thing that came to my mind too. If you showed me this in middle school 2007 yeah I would think this shit is real

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    But it's not, it's the Wii U gamepad all over again dumbass

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Could be that as well.
      The reference is in the fact that it was a thing released by them that they will murder randomly because Sony basically don't care for or support anything that isn't the main console.
      WiiUs gamepad was superior though. Just gimped by the fact NINTENDO ARE FRICKING moronic AT NAMING THINGS and so many thought it was legit just an updated Wii.

      They could have done better if they released some clippable controllers for phones or tablets and released an app for streaming.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wii U tablet ran at 480p with no transmission range. Frick streaming devices in general, but frick the Wii U even harder.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, the gamepad was awful.
        In game it was bad, any time you have to look down at the gamepad from the screen while actually doing something was an awful experience.
        Playing on it was in 480p and it was okay but it honestly really sucked. Can't even take it out of the fricking room to take a shit. The whole thing is literally just there so daddy can watch football without his kid whining all weekend.

        thankfully the switch is the evolved form of the concept, where you can actually take it wherever you want.

        As for this bullshit? As far as it sounded like it doesn't even connect to the PS5 directly but only over wifi. If they let you stream games from your PS5 to ANYWHERE you can get a connection, hey that would be pretty cool... too bad that's not what it does.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn't connect to PS5 directly
          lol this is so fricking bad, what the frick.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It bombs
    >Sony goes back to saying that handhelds are dead

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Switch 2 comes out and destroys PS5/6 sales
      Basado

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Vita 2 would unironically be 10x better than this shit

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally re-releasing the Vita as-is would have been better than this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the Vita 2 came out, was backwards compatible with all ps4 digital titles, and it had its own strong first party support on the way, it could outsell the deck. I love my deck, but valve is just begging a worthy company to challenge them. Nobody has, and I really don't get why Sony hasn't. If anybody can do it, it's between them and Microsoft.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It‘s just not realistic because i doubt sony has smaller studios laying around that can make low budget exclusives for a vita 2. A ps4 game compatible handheld would be amazing. Deck really struggles on games like gow, spiderman and i can‘t play bloodborne on it

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't around for it, is it an actual new console or is it just a PS5 streaming handheld?

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming device
    OH NO NO NO NO NO

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >snoy copying nintendo again
    This is how you know they are considering their current financial situation shit, just like when they copied the wiimote for PS3

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        /vt/chads speaking the truth, like always.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >copying nintendo
      >streaming-only device
      The WiiU tablet was a controller that barely even used the display. But unlike this pos it came with the console.
      This implies you bought a PS5 in the first place.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish they'd copy Nintendo instead of the fricking Ouya.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      the ps5 is on track to be the best-selling console, the only reason they're doing stupid shit like this is because they have the funds to do so

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ps5 is on track to be the best-selling console
        The same was said about PS4, and Vita was set to outsell 3DS.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          sure, my only point is that they're clearly feeling themselves up with the ps5 currently being successful not a dick-measuring contest against competing consoles

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        This, ps5 sells a MINIMUM of 160 million lifetime. Shitch just can't compete.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actually the switch is on track to be the best selling console

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          False. Shitch is dead in the water, and its sales are actually only ~50 million, what you're referring to are shipments, not sales.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            cope

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, that's what you tendies are doing after the playstation showcase DESTROYED bingtendo

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              False. Shitch is dead in the water, and its sales are actually only ~50 million, what you're referring to are shipments, not sales.

              >Shits on Goystatiin
              >Shits on Kektendo
              Clock is ticking, antimicrosoft gays

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick! Forgot pic!

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Never forget lol

            https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:PlayStation_5-only_games

            Enjoy your $500 brick Jamal

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              And most of those will come to PC. snoys seething

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              PS5 "13" games (some are confirmed to to PC later)
              VS
              Switch 159 games

              This is a massacre.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's all so tiresome

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's sad I can tell exactly what eric is coping about based on the date.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ps5 is on track to be the best-selling console
        no it isn't

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes it is

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no it isn't. it's tracking behind the switch and the ps4 worldwide

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              False

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*buys bingtendo branded cardboard*

          >Keksole tards still cant make good brand products
          Apple wins again.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the ps5 is on track to be the best-selling console
        It's tracking below the ps4 and dropping.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          False

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Too bad scalpers don't buy games or subscribe to online, huh

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snoy copying nintendo again
      If they did, that would be an improvement over this piece of shit streaming only device.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    dumbest shit I've see in years

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY CANT IT PLAY GAMES?!?

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how much do you guys think Sony is gonna rip off their consoomers with the price?
    I'm expecting at least 200.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    fricking kek like 3 people will buy this. What is the point of it? Nvidia and MS can stream to any device, no need to buy this abomination

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A portable that can't play games portably
    Did Sony REALLY see the success of the nintendo switch AND DECIDE TO FRICKING COPY THE FRICKING WIIU?
    ARE YOU FOR FRICKING REAL LMAAOOOOOO

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    thankfully it's going to flop

    t. SonyCHAD

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stadia
    bad
    >stadia sony
    good

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's even worse than Stadia

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That sums up Ganker snoys in a nutshell.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Terrible idea. Who would pay for this when their phone can do the same shit?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously. They should have made a controller you can attach to your phone. Like the Razor Heshe

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you mean the one that already exists?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's only usable at home
    PS5 U more like

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Vita 2
    >It's a fricking streaming tablet

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You call THAT a controller?
    No, this is a controller.
    Go big or go home.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      BUT ITS SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO USE!!!

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming tablet
    >looks fricking stupid to boot
    I wanna know the price so I can laugh more.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a wii-u type thing, runs on wifi connected to ps5

  27. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    poorgays in this thread apperantly have dsl and wireless b routers.
    dont you guys have phones with teathering? dont you guys have gigabit fiber?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Buying a device less expensive than good phones that cant even play kino phone games
      >Tablets can stream and even play more.
      Pashitdroid user detected.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >streaming games over a mobile hotspot
      200 yikes

  28. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >some Sony exec says he wants the PS5 to be able offer the freedom of play that the device that ran Breath of the Wild had
    >Instead of making a beefy handheld like the Switch, some chucklenuts designer gets to work on a Sony Wii U pad

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I‘m so glad wonderful 101 flopped terribly not only once but twice. You just know this moronic hack was fricking seething

  29. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Wii u gamepad.
    Sony stealing as per usual

  30. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This looks like a bad idea
    Can we get a basic handheld with decent hardware and not gimped by proprietary overpriced shit or idiotic decisions?
    And games?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes it's a glorified remote control

      The only way this will actually be """good""" is if it's only 20% more than the standard controller
      PS5 Edge (Sony's "Xbox Elite") is 200 and that's already way overpriced. Because of the screen I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they charge 300 for this crap.

  31. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess
    you need ps5 to be able to use it and it's just another shitty peripheral which support will be dropped in next gen
    literally a tablet for watching shit streamed from console for $500

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's LITERALLY just a Wii u gamepad with less utility.

  32. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    huh
    I might actually buy this

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      its literally just a phone with a controller on it, or buy a steam deck

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phones at least have 5 games worth playing. This can only stream and might even have a worse screen than most phones anyway.

  33. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    PS5-U

  34. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So it's literally just a PS5 controller with a low spec phone shoved in the middle? Are there absolutely any benefits relative to the phone + controller approach that's been available for over a decade?

  35. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A controller with a screen lmao, if the pro controller is already $200, I bet this thing will be $300 minimum

  36. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it was actually fricking real
    Holy shit how tone deaf

  37. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play games portably
    >in your own house

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't you own a steam deck?

  38. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bloodbourne in the palm of your hands

  39. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    So the ps app allows you to play your games away from home, on a phone you already own. With a controller of your choice. Even in HDR depending on your phones capability.

    This can only work within your home. Most likely weak specs like no HDR to keep costs low. With a set controller. And will cost you money.

    Hmmm...tough one.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, it does? how do you do that?

  40. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine how good this could have been if it:
    >played PSP games
    >played PS Vita games
    >played PS1 and 2 games
    >stream PS3, 4 and 5, or your PC games (even their shit cloud service)

    Sony - half-assing things yet again.
    When will they learn?
    Why don't they learn?
    When will the fire that fricking asshat in charge? Ideally in to a supernova.

  41. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what if copied... le Wii U?!
    >brooooooo you're a genius!
    why is snoy like this
    I thoght they couldn't make something more moronic than PSVR2 but this is something else

  42. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    chances are it'll get hacked + cfw? could be cool

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      this thing is only for remote play, it cant play games on its own

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll very likely have minimum hardware to just receive the image and send inputs, so you're unlikely to be able to do much with it by itself.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably weaker than a phone from 10 years ago with a video chip purely for decoding.
      If you want to a game of... Rogue? Sure.

  43. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It could be decent if it can be hacked and made it to play emulators or even stream from PC. We need to know specs first.

  44. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This already exists.
    Sony has their own sponsored phone controller too

  45. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed that the OP image was one of those 3dcg mockups that third world youtubers use to bait idiots.

  46. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that just a Wii U pad for a PS5? Boy I can't wait to pay $300 for it.

  47. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    doesnt the vita already do all of this...?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last time i tried remote play with vita it was 30fps max

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        so like all playstation games

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Epic meme

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair it's true for nearly all ps4 games
            ps vita doesn't work with the ps5

            but the ps vita was capable of streaming ps4 games at 60 fps afaik

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              I tried vita remote play with 60fps games and they were 30 on my vita. Maybe you can change that in settings idk

              It'll probably fricking sell well too

              This is doa, don‘t be stupid. Only a tiny fraction of ps5 users would even consider buying this

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                PS5 paypigs are plentiful

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't connect to 5g internet and latency makes certain games horrible. It's ok for slow paced games

  48. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd actually buy a new handheld, this is some e-waste that will probably cost a lot.

  49. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo sue these men

  50. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do companies just decide to shit out these moronic products? Surely large companies like Playstation have advisors that keep up with current trends, right...?!? Who the frick greenlights this garbage?

  51. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming handheld
    >can be replaced with a 10 dollar attachment for the dualsense controller to hold your phone
    It will probably cost 200. Why do they even bother

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It'll probably fricking sell well too

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No chance... Anyone who can put up with streaming already does it on their phone or tablet and isnt going to pay 150-200 for a new badly designed handheld

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Streaming has just been invented by Sony a few hours ago, like how they invented SSD

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It won't
        They tried this gimmick with the vita when the ps4 was selling, didn't change the sales at all.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          How has PSVR done?

  52. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could hack a switch and stream ps5 games to it lmao

  53. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There goes any chance of me buying a PS5 lmao
    Where the fricking games at snoys?
    My PC is going to be playing all of these
    The only exclusives sonyboys have are jogger movie games and PlayStation earbuds

  54. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally a screen with an antenna inside lmao snoygays is this the best you can come up with? at least the vita had remote play as well as being its own console

  55. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Right team, we gotta invent something new, we need to get ahead of our competitors, brainstorming time
    >I know, what about PS VIta 2
    >employee gets grabbed by chokehold and throw through a window
    >oh OH! I got it, how about we make PS6
    >employee gets ejected in to the ceiling, guts fly everywhere as he impacts
    >You people are useless. We need something better. Wait, didn't Valve release that Stream Deck thing? You can stream your PC games. Yesss. Yes, make it happen or I will blend your kids for my morning smoothie!
    >Sir, it's the Steam Deck, not the Str--
    >employee is interrupted by a katana that was folded 9000 times slicing through his body from behind
    BEHOLD, THE PLAYSTATION STREAM DECK

  56. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we must copy the wii U to save our brand
    what the frick are they thinking?

  57. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    bunch of Johnnie Come Latelys!

  58. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine buying a 400 dollar controller so you can stream astro's playroom on the toilet
    WHERE'S THE GAMES?

  59. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tendies SEETHING

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      if by seething you mean laughing our asses off then you are correct

  60. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They already did this partnership. What fricking morons. Just do this again but with PS5 "joycon"

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you mean the one that already exists?

      Exactly, they could have just made a better version of this.
      The shit they did instead is moronic.
      Release those clip-on PS5 based controllers for phones or tablets, done, sorted. I'd have considered buying them if they did that, hook it up to my tablet and use it around the house.
      I already remote in to my PC from my tablet around the house as it is.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Release those clip-on PS5 based controllers for phones or tablets, done, sorted.
        I'd buy them and I dodnt even have a PlayStation

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same, if they were generic bluetooths and not just compatible with their app I would buy them in a heartbeat.
          They probably would be generics though, you can already use the PS5 controller with Steam very easily. If I remember right Sony made specific effort to make support for it as open as possible, including the haptics.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            They did. Drivers are upstreamed in Linux for DS and DS Edge. The reason why Windows doesn't support it natively is purely down to MS being buttholes.

  61. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao who is this for?? people with a ps5 who forgot to buy a TV??

  62. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name it, for me it's going to be.

    >Playstation Mori, because Mori means "to die"

  63. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This could've been the Vuta 2. It could've beaten the Switch.

  64. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >literally just a streaming device
    Fricking stupid

  65. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably pick this up on clearance 6 months after it's release. Maybe it's android based or something can be side loaded?

    It's not a bad idea as long at this price is right. I've used a backbone with my phone or a dualshock connected to my tablet before and it works pretty decently.

  66. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you need a ps5 to use it
    >has to be connected to the internet so you can't take it with you
    kek what is the point

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sony tards are the easiest to grift
      Why do you think they're also selling the PlayStation earbuds lmao

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >*buys bingtendo branded cardboard*

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They really are that stupid

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >*buys $200 device to stream his games*

  67. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Stream only
    Do they not remember that onlive console? At least those android handhelds with focus on streaming can play mobile games that use the controller

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, they remember
      https://www.theverge.com/2015/4/2/8337955/sony-buys-onlive-only-to-shut-it-down

  68. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That design is fricking awful.

  69. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What even is this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The death knell of the tendies

  70. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Wii u gamepad and Splatoon clone

    Holy shit I thought Sony copying Nintendo was just a meme.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Of course it isn't a meme.
      They literally have never invented anything themselves.

  71. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's actually just a tablet with controllers glued to is
    They couldn't even have bothered designing it to match the controllers?

  72. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony does what Nintendoes

  73. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over an hour long showcase
    >two biggest reveals are the announcement of a remake of a 20 year old game with zero gameplay or release window, and a stadia/wiiu hybrid controller
    What the frick is wrong with AAA gaming?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It became an “industry” in the late 90s instead of a couple hungry nerds in the basement with actual passion

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snoy moved to California.
      Imagine hoping anything good coming from them.

  74. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Streaming
    Stadia 2.0

  75. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Companies should just leak design concepts to Ganker and see the reaction before announcing products.
    It would save them a ton of money

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How would Ganker react to the Switch design being leaked in 2016?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      A test that says 'no' 100% of the time is useless.

  76. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can tell it's not oled.

  77. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Guys guys guys! Sony just announced a portable PS5!

  78. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is a cloud handheld anon, many things like this already exist, if you have a smartphone you can literally already do this with playstation games

  79. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not surprised Sony would rip off the Switch, I'm more surprised Valve managed to do it before them.

    Can, like, 1 other company try innovating on occasion? Just for fun? No?

  80. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming
    Ok, I'm gonna be that guy and ask: is this SonyStadia?

  81. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really wish they made a new portable console
    I don't give a shit about streaming

  82. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$200 bare minimum plus the cost of a ps5
    >all to play spooderman twoderman on the toilet at a silky smooth 30fps with drops while the stream latency fricks up your inputs for the ten minute qte segments on a screen the size of a phone with a ui scaled for giant 4k tvs

  83. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it does Wii U gamepad shit
    >can cloud game nearby
    >can move the UI from supported games onto the pad so you can play the game on screen with no UI
    That shit carried the Wii U hard.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a peripheral, it's not going to get support like that.

  84. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >phone-tier tablet with controllers on sides

    LOL nice Switch, Sony. As always, nothing new under the sun. Not even about the tribal bs, but this will be nice ammunition nonetheless for those low IQ morons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is happening here?

  85. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They basically made a new, worse Xperia Tablet with two controllers slapped on it

  86. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember connecting my PSP to my PS3 and streaming Crash back in the day, seem that Sony made a PSP that can't run games on its own now lmao

  87. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm impressed.

    Sony managed to make a device that's 100% useless paperweight... EXPENSIVE paperweight for sure.

    If you have a smartphone, and good enough internet to do remote play well in the first place... why not just buy a controller for it? We literally have a controller with the official PlayStation branding, the Backbone One, and you can use it for other mobile video games.

    What's the point of this device?

    Who is this even for?

    Sony should've made either a PSP2/PS Vita 2 or a controller similar to the Backbone One, but with the actual PlayStation button layout.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sony managed to make a device that's 100% useless paperweight... EXPENSIVE paperweight for sure.
      Do they make anything else?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or a controller similar to the Backbone One,
      Want to know something funny? They actually announced a PS edition backbone

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is this even for?
      Sonygays without a clue about how current technology works.
      So Sonygays in general.
      Just buy the branded shit from daddy, it just werks (tm)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the point of this device?
      To trick consumers into thinking they’re getting a experience on par with the switch when it’s just going to be a Wii U gamepad paperweight.

      >Who is this even for?
      morons.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is this even for?
      brand cultists with more cents than sense

  88. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone completely missing the point
    This product isn't designed to sell or anything. It's a CLOUD handheld. Something Sony quickly threw together to block the Microsoft Activision purchase. Now Sony can claim they're in the cloud business and Microsoft will have to put all their games on the PlayStation Cloud aka PS5.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a CLOUD handheld. Something Sony quickly threw together to block the Microsoft Activision purchase.
      You dumb frick, not only is this NOT a cloud based system they already have cloud based services.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think that's the case. They already have a cloud service, PSNow

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The patent for this paperweight is ancient.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Here, patent from 2015.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They really thought the wii u would take off didn't they.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd expect any absolutely moronic shit from Nintendo to take off after the Wii happened too.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong actually, it’s literally meant to play like a Wii U where you install and run games through the console and then stream the input from the console to the controller.

  89. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sony announces glorified Wii U gamepad at extra fee
    >Sonyniglets piss and shit themselves, cumming at the pure creativity set before them by their overlords
    lmfao

  90. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hey lets copy the least successful hardware nintendo has made, surely this will sell fine!

  91. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >streaming only
    DOA

  92. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess the leaks about the PSP2 weren't that wrong...

  93. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    > its a fricking WiiU pad

    You can't make that shit up

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't believe it's LCD when Switch has OLED

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        and it literally can't play games, just stream them.

        HOW are they gonna market this shit?

  94. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going to buy this because I don’t have room for a TV, and this will finally get me to buy a PS5 to put in the corner of my room somewhere
    >t. lives in cramped apartment in California with high speed Internet

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't you just get a monitor?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        No room for a desk. I guess a portable monitor would work but it’d be awkward with having it to keep it plugged in. I got the Logitech G Cloud and I use it to play my PC games so if I can get something similar for PS5, I’m all for it

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >No room for a desk
          Assuming you're not trolling, how do you live!?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            you don't live in california
            you

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no room for a desk
          Get one of those wall mounted VESA supports. Do you live in a 1x1 apartment? What the hell?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            The PS5 takes up the entire desk.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Black person, just get a fricking wall mount and a real TV. Don't subject yourself to this shit

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                I was joking, but it probably does take up most of that guy's table.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don’t wanna disrupt my siblings who sleep in the same room I do. Besides, having a tablet is better because it doesn’t need to be connected.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              >shares a 1x1 apartment with his siblings
              you can write SOS here anon I will denounce whatever captor is keeping you guys locked

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      > lives in shitfornia
      > in a pod
      > wants to buy this pos

      This is either a very elaborate bait, or the average snoy. This is too much kek

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        The pod meme is for real unfortunately. I’m saving up to leave in due time because frick living like this. People just keep moving here for some reason and they need to frick off

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could just get some AR glasses and you'll actually have more versatility lol since you can use it with other things

  95. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    requires broadband internet Wi-Fi with at least 5Mbps for use. For a better play experience, a high-speed connection of at least 15Mbps is recommended. The quality and connectivity of your play experience may vary depending on your network environment. A PlayStation 5 console and a PlayStation Network account are required.
    Who would ever want this? I have no idea how Sony plans to sells this to anyone.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have no idea how Sony plans to sells this to anyone.
      It has the branding on it. That's all they need.
      There's a reason why they're called the apple of vidya and that's because their fanbase will literally just eat up any old slop that has their branding on it for the prestige.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bingtendo is the apple of video games, not Sony

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nintendo wishes they could get away with the shit Sony does.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't these cloud games generally have latency issues? I'd imagine those even on fiber optic networks would HAVE to experience *some* sort of noticeable lag. If it's anything near the latency of wireless earbuds, that'd be sad.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not cloud gaming but it's the same principle so yeah, there's going to be lag.
        Even more so than actual cloud gaming because of all the bottlenecking in PS consoles.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would buy it if it came with some type of modem like device that sent it's own signals for streaming to be fast.
      I think steam link had something like that?
      The entire appeal of portable gaming to me is gaming in bed or in a more comfy way. So this actually would have been pretty appealing to me.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I would buy it if it came with some type of modem like device that sent it's own signals for streaming to be fast
        That would defeat the purpose wouldn't it?

  96. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait can't the steam deck do this? kekw snoy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      So can a modded switch

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your fricking phone can do this.

      Must be the most out of touch shit of all time.

  97. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be $499 w/o tax
    pay up paypigs

  98. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like the Vita 0.5 because it has the streaming function of the Vita minus the ability to play its own games.

  99. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Having to stream the game over wifi like Stadia
    >in your own Home
    >from the PS5 that has it already downloaded
    >within a certain range of teh console

    What the frick is the point of this thing?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      for rich people that want to play on their bed I guess

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Having a Play Station branded streaming device, which just works with PS5, that's what people want, Steve Jobs understood the moronic masses perfectly, they don't give a shit about what they buy as long as it is easy to use and gives them a status.

  100. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought this was cringe, but I thought about it for a minute, and now I kinda want one. I'm always looking to play games in bed. I've played all the single player Switch games I've wanted to play. I can't play Luigi's Mansion 3 for the 10th time

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      then buy a steam deck

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the ps app have remote play as a feature anyway?

  101. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks so fricking goofy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally Sony's prototype gamepad

  102. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boy, Sony branded always online streaming tablet with controllers stapled on the side for $599

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can actually see them selling it for $599.

  103. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sony is not out of touch, they said.

  104. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you buy this you are a certified cuckold

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Need a way to play games when my wife's boyfriend wants to watch the match.

  105. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Vita owner since 2013 all I have to say is that I loved my Vita but I fricking despise Sony and California.

  106. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    if they sell this for like 100 dollars it could be a really good deal tbh.

  107. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, it's not even a console. Just a small wireless TV with a split controller that attaches to the side.

  108. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the hell designed this. Further more WHO signed off of this? If sony has that much to play with they should have given us vita 2 or a real PS5 portable.

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