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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We count hundreds on the table, twentys on the floor
    Fresh outta work and on the way with some more
    AND I LOVE IT
    I LOVE IT (WOOO)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's my name and they know it
      The home of the go-go
      Forever we are focused
      (Wale!)
      That's my name and they know it
      (Wale!)
      That's my name and they know it
      GO!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cheese call me Papa John
        >knock 'em like a Domino

        OHHHH SHITTTTTTTT

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the man working on the fixed version of the pc port died of cancer
    >volition "promised" him that they will finish it
    >no news
    >SR1 forever stuck on xbox
    I hate this timeline

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      On top of that the new SR is a dumpster fire that died with the release of its first trailer.
      This truly is the worst timeline.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I lost all hope for Voliton after the reboot trailer. I genuinely had some sort of hope for SR5 and going back to the style of SR1/2 but no they alienate the entire old fanbase and alienate the newer SR3/4 fans. Genuinely frick them for taking Tims Epic money and shitting on IdolNinja's SR2 mod that will never get released now. I hope they liquidate.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I genuinely had some sort of hope for SR5 and going back to the style of SR1/2
        Me too.. me too. I just don't understand the logic behind making the Saints a rip off of Watch Dogs 2 cast.

        Ooohh ooohh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I genuinely had some sort of hope for SR5 and going back to the style of SR1/2 but no they alienate the entire old fanbase and alienate the newer SR3/4 fans
        hey, at least we can agree on something for a change

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I used to loathe SR3/4 but after this reveal, knowing that those games will be the last Saint's Row games for a long fricking time. I like them. Maybe it's Stockholm Syndrome because of the new reboot but I genuinely like SR3 and SR4 now (SR4 being the better game obviously)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I just like the fact that they pushed Pierce into being Boss' friend/not so secret crush for female voice.
            After the shit he's been going thru 2 he deserved some respect.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >they took out the singing in SR3
              >We got a scene in the beginning to remind you it was taken out
              It hurts.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Singing with Pierce in 3 and 4 are still highlights of the franchise.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying they're not great, I just wish we got more than a scripted event.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, i get what you're saying. I still remember being shocked in a pleasant way when my Boss started to sing along Take On Me.
                Take on MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I loved how Boss despite being a badass in the old games was still representative of the player.
                Especially in 2.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >sliders for fat/muscle
                >hundreds of hairstyles available for both genders at all times
                >can change sex at any point of time
                >6 voice options plus 1 or 2 bonus ones
                >ability to choose how you want to wear a particular item
                >taunts
                >WALK AND COMBAT STYLES
                No other game comes close to the level of customization of SR.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                God the fat/muscule sliders were great and I completely agree with you brother, I just wish we'd get that fricking megapatch we were promised, I will riot to Violition HQ if it doesn't and cry and demand it and throw a toddler-tier tantrum.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hell, each voice is a personality of it's own instead of the only difference between a male and female in most other games being their fricking pronouns.
                One of the female Bosses had a crush on Pierce, one was British, the other was Nolan North.
                I fricking hate the fact that other games don't offer the option to choose the voice for you PC.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >the boss's voice also changes the one mission where you impersonate someone else
                despite everything, saints row 3 has a little bit of soul

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fair enough- 4 was my introduction to the series, and I overwhelmingly prefer it to 2. Perhaps I just have awful taste, I dunno.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            because they had balls,that's why

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what would've been the ideal way to go with a reboot, though? keep the main story more or less grounded like 2 while still allowing some of the wackier stuff from 3/4 in side missions and minigames?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >what would've been the ideal way to go with a reboot, though?
          Just my opinion obviously but I would simply expand on SR2 since that was clearly the best game in the series. I split the fanbase up into SR1/2 and SR3/4 and since SR3/4 already got GOOH and SR3 remastered it would only make sense for the new game to go back to it's roots and do another SR2 "wacky/serious/grim" game so to speak.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Boss and cool Shaundi wake up looking like they have massive hangovers
          >"Damn that was one hell of a trip"

          SAINTS ROW 5

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick you that I love this.
            And what we got were a bunch of kindergartners playing gangsta.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is there no decent XB1 emulator?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BABY JUST LET ME IIIINNNNNN

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to your life
      There's no turning back
      Even while we sleep
      We will find you

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED A

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      GANGSTA b***h

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (A GANGSTA b***h)

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I NEED A _______ _____ !

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      G?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE

        HATE IS A STRONG WORD
        BUT I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY DON'T LIKE (You)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I cant believe we're what, 3 gens ahead, and still haven't mastered emulating the consoles of that generation.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Emulation is usually done by specific autismos who work on specific games so not all games will have the same level of quality to them. See PS2 emulation for example, GT4 will run in 4K at 60fps compared to some random shovelware game. Shame because SR1 was genuinely a decent game but stuck at 720p at 20fps on the Xbox.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't don't don't you forget about me

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any games like GTA/SR with open world and fricking amazing radio stations? I want to drive around listening to music it doesn't even matter what the game is about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sleeping Dogs is pretty damn good game and has a decent radio, here check it out

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    DO YOU COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER?
    WHERE WOMEN GLOW AND MEN PLUNDER.

    CAN'T YOU HEAR
    CAN'T YOU HEAR
    THE THUNDER?

    YOU BETTER RUN
    YOU BETTER TAKE COVER

    (autistic flute noises)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    God the cutscenes in 1 and 2 were pure KINO

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy SR thread is just what i needed.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hands up

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT A THUG ABOUT

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT I GOT YEAH

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHOOT MY CUPID OUT OF THE SKYYYYY

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    LET'S TAKE A WALK THROUGH THE DEEPEST PART OF THE HOOD. I WANNA KNOW WHO IT WAS THAT SAID IT WAS ALL GOOD.

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