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*raises your video game prices*

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no way bro now i won't be able to play altered beasts as god intended or whatever

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Men" with long hair deserve the rope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      t. weak hairline

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bald

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Im not bad but id rather be bald than look like the guy on OP’s pic. Not the guy you replied to btw.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          haha baldy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            woman moment

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kinda, you just were terribly broad man;
      the world being flooded with homosexuals, does not exclude two or three manly hairstyles for the masculine gentlemen from existing
      excuse the esl

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buys 100 games, records 30 seconds for video and never plays again

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's 2023, days of people not knowing what they have for sale is rare. Been that way for a while.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just emulate everything/anything
    There is no scarcity of digital files -- at least not yet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fries every electronic device in the world
      Nothing personnel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        we analog backup guys[...]

        You can backup digital files to analog storage mediums.
        There's those Mdisc blu-rays and there's tape of course

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          last I knew tape could rot || frick itself, I'm out of touch tho.
          You could always do a nintendo and print all those 1s and 0s but I believe there should be a better way..
          what is a Mdisc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Easy, I'll just store all of my games in microwaves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we analog backup guys

      t. weak hairline

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everybody like Kelsey? She's clearly the town bicycle for fat sweaty nerds.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hey guys, do you think I got a chance with Kelsey? She clearly got no standards.

      I can see why her husband cheated on her.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they do realize they actually need to sell their games to cash out right?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sold all my cib BN games right around the time of the collection announcement. Zero reason to keep them, everything on one cart, all jp exclusive chips and mp with trading chips.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pushes you to just emulate and sell your shit
    based

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, do you think I got a chance with Kelsey? She clearly got no standards.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You know she saw his hidden gem

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all tall gamers are weirdos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t.smol gamer

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i don't pay for video games

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *Autistic buttrock guitar plays*

    Hey guys, Metal Jesus here and I'm back again with my wife's bull, Radical Reggie.

    *FIST BUMP SHAKES SCREEN*

    And today we're going to show you some awesome totally HIDDEN gems. Here's this obscure Japan exclusive PS1 game that only sold like a thousand copies back in 1996 and I only found out about by scouring GameFaqs and eBay. I played it for about 5 minutes before putting it on a shelf and never touching it again, but it's totally a great game! It actually reminds me of this one Sierra Entertainment game, have I mentioned yet that I used to work there back in the 90s?

    What do you think, Reggie?

    >Awsum dude, I'm boutta pick this one up wit a quickness

    Haha, right on dude. Anyways, you have a few minutes after this video goes up to find a copy before the value goes up tenfold.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      imagine the interracial sex between them

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why is a grown man reviewing interacting with a literal childrens toy?
    Look I'm a pretty fair guy, a grown ass man playing CoD, or whatever is one thing but thats literally a babies game.
    That's the equivalent of me reviewing this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i have actual breathing children aged 6 and 3

      they will never play with artifacts from the 1970s like this

      it's not a toy, it's a fricking time capsule so please go ahead and review it Black person

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        whats it like being a dad that browses Ganker? And why wouldn't a kid play with that? is it because kids only like screen toys now?

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont use this term lightly but this guy is a literal manchild.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do you think this homosexual plays even 10 games in his hoarders room

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      unless he's getting footage for a video no, and i would debate just simply playing a game enough to get b-roll isn't the same as "playing" it

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