Realistically what does Peach see in Mario? He's
>short
>fat
>can barely speak English
>is a plumber
>lives with his brother
>boring personality
what's the appeal?????
Realistically what does Peach see in Mario? He's. >short. >fat. >can barely speak English. >is a plumber
He's a chad
the very opposite of one
chad is an outlook, of course you wouldn't understand
Bing Bing wahoo!
Let'sa Go!
Anon, we aren’t talking about bowser
She rejected him in Odyssey though, obviously he's not good enough other than a occasional pity cheek kiss
She didn't outright reject him. She said "enough" because she was tired of him and Bowser getting so competitive and told them to stop. She was receptive of the idea until then. Why are people so salty over that ending? They zero in on Peach not accepting his impromptu marriage proposal while ignoring all the context. I've seen so many people accuse her of leaving Mario on the moon when she literally says "let's go home" to him. It's like they're trying to look for reasons to hate her. And given the recent discourse over Showtime's cover art, I'm willing to bet that's the case.
She didn't "reject" him you sniveling cuck. She was put through the wringer for weeks on end and doesn't want to deal with men crawling all over her once she gets her freedom.
It's also implied Mario would have gotten it if Bowser didn't pull an incel move and ruin the moment
Apparently he can work literally any job.
BWC
>brave
>kind
>saves her from bowser
>owns his own business
The appeal isn't in universe
Mario is (You)
(You) get the farty Aryan princess
Post more Mario x Peach
>Tumblr noses
BIC
Big Italian Cock
standing cunnilingus
Truth is women aren’t all hoes who only care about looks and financials. Ones who do are a vocal minority.
Did you miss the part where he constantly navigates literal death courses over and over again to save her on a regular basis? Did you miss the part where he travels across the globe, into space, and across dimensions to save her?
Or were you too busy licking windows, eating glue, drinking lead-based paint and asking Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom why you have six fingers on each hand? (Spoiler alert: it's because you're inbred as fuck.)
Lets stack them up then
Bowser
>Asshole boss to his minions
>Fat
>Skin probably feels like sandpaper
>Not terribly smart
>Hated around the world
>dresses like a early 2000s emo kid
>Blows up her house every year or so to kidnap her
>Attacks her subjects
>House is full of gaudy statues of himself and fucking lava
>Single dad
>Loses to Mario every single time
Mario
>In-universe international celebrity
>Has had multiple high paying careers
>Smart
>Athletic
>Strong
>Brave
>Beloved by literally everyone, even some of Bowser's minions
>Has a bitching 'stache
>Shits on Bowser every time
Bowser owns a ton of properties, that's the only real thing he has over Mario.
Bowser is kind tho and has a big dick
The only person Bowser is ever shown being kind to is his own son. He even treats Kamek like shit and he raised him.
Offering a girl flowers after kidnapping her does not count as kind. I think you and I know this.
Bowser is kind in that he doesn't immediately kill all of his troops for being so incompetent they can't even stop a plumber
>fat
>single dad
>asshole to minions
>not smart
Women love all of this
>dresses like shit
Objectively untrue, he's pulled off a great tux
>house
One of*
He literally owns multiple properties across the entire universe
>blows up house and attacks subjects
Women constantly fantasize about getting banged by home invaders
>loses to Mario
Sure, but he's also taller than Mario, a lot stronger than Mario, actively more interested in Peach and confident than Mario, more conversational than Mario.
He's an alpha male who fucks Peach while Mario is fucking around with '100% completing areas' or whatever gay shit.
>t.Bowser
jej
so cute how Mario has a crush on Bowser's girlfriend
Built for Colossal Koopa Cock
Hes exotic, from another world. Its like us liking Na'vi from avatar.
for me it's Bowselle
kys
kiss your self for having good taste my brother
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