Remake4 is going to be a disaster

In what ways will Capcom shit the bed with the REmake4?
The way I see it, it is impossible for REmake4 to have soul:
>dialogue will get made politically correct (no more references to Ashley's "ballistics", no more "following a woman's lead isn't my style", no more "women...")
>Ashley will be a strong independent girl that don't need Leon to get rescued
>Ashley will not be wearing a mini-skirt, so no more upskirt shots (and no more getting called a pervert)
>No more female Ganados because shooting them is violence against women
>Even less puzzles than the original
>Leon will be a tortured soul that can't forget the events of Racoon City instead of being a badass cowboy shooting and kicking Ganados in the face
>No more bantz ("your right hand comes off?", "no thanks, bro")

At least the HD mod works well...

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Only thing i know its that im getting tired alredy seeing how the whole RE2 third person camera is being used. First the remake of 2 then 3 now 4 and 8dlc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I made a thread last week asking how people don't get bored of everything being standardized (camera, controls, shooter gameplay, hollywood voice acting, ubiquitous things like 4 button quick weapon select). nu/v/'s response was essentially "gaming has been figured out now so why try/do things that don't work as well".
      As if the free camera industry standard controls shooter is the pinnacle of gaming. I like shooters but I don't think everything needs to be a shooter. Further, I don't think all shooters need to play the same; tank controls and limited movement while shooting in RE4 helps with the pacing and adds to the tension.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They will bastardise it to appeal to MUH HORROR streamer zoomies as well as permanently butthurt classicsfags. Oh not to mention they'll give it a bright and varied colour palette to accommodate the mental children who cannot handle brown and grey.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as well as permanently butthurt classicsfags
      Wtf? We don't like the nushit either fagtron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        OK, that is fair, 4tranners hate nu-re too, but the general consensus among classicsfigs on most of the internet is that they never really liked 4 in the first place so they are looking forward to it being turned into a survival horror game. For capcom that just means pursuers and bullet sponges.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Verdugo pursuing you in the castle could be nice, though

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ashley is the only female video game character done right.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I find goblin Ashley more attractive than R4make Ashley?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it gives her face more character

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you the default schizo for this game?
    How long do you plan to work on it?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s probably gonna follow the same trend as the past few RE games. The first few hours will be good but as the game goes on there will be more and more cut content and it will just feel shallow. I feel like this will be more noticeable than the previous games though simply because RE4 has so many memorable moments. Basically remaking this was a terrible idea and is sure to disappoint people. Might still be a decent game in its own right but compared to the original it doesn’t stand a chance.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I still have fond memories of leading cultists to a door just so I could suplex them with ashley. It won't be the same without the spirit of sandy cheeks also.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly think they'll give the game due diligence because this is one of the largest undertaking capcom will ever make and a blunder would just be a disaster.

    Re4 is my favourite game just in general and even I think it is okay if they cut some parts like the lava dragon room and the novistador cave. I mean it's a very linear game but the castle and village both looped back in on themselves which is something I'd like to see a little in the island.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It won't be a comedy

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you fuckers love to lie so much nujill is a great model fuck you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      take your meds bro
      nobody's talking about Jill

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just want the ganados to be as fast as Leon since you'll be able to move and shoot.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nu4 ganados should not stop running as they approach you/before attacking. Also some plagas should be able to run

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Considering the last good RE was 6, I have no doubt REmake 4 will be shit.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caring about this shit
    >not caring that it completely destroys all of the atmosphere the original had
    fuckin pedos

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ashley is 20 you sped

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >REmake 2 had cut stuff from the original
    >REmake 3 has insane amount of cut stuff
    >REmake 4...
    RE4 is also just so different from what they are going for now, and it's obvious they are making it in line with the previous REmakes. It's going to feel extremely soulless.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like remake 4 direction, they will never be able to surpass or even come close to the original, might as well take a different direction.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But they could just have used all this time, money and effort into making a new original RE game... T_T

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not remake code veronica?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you want another beloved classic casualized and have its soul completely sucked from its body?

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going to cut a bunch of content
    >mercenaries will most likly be watered down
    >all ada missions gone
    >cutscene changes and story plots very well altered to some degree
    >that fucking horrible close camera re2make used is still present
    jesus

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mike will get cut and ashley will be piloting the helicopter to say leon. louis will inexplicably be a black man now, and there will be a very sad, drawn out scene of him getting killed. very emotional. also no more looney toons trap door or donkey kong barrel section

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leon enters village
    >walks into ominous looking house whose door is left open
    >seemingly no one is home
    >single ganado suddenly appears cornering leon
    >what the fuck?! get back you fucking creep!
    >walking backwards leon falls, doom appears immenent
    >*bang*
    >ganado falls face down as silhouette stands in door frame
    >*enter ash in jeans and tank top*
    >bet my dad sent you for me eh?
    >*reaches her hand down to help leon up*
    >c'mon, we've got a lot of work to do

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Where the fuck is everyone fucking going? Fucking bingo?
    >You're right fucking hand comes right the fuck off?
    >No Sadler you decrepit senile motherfucker, you're small-fucking-time

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No Ada Red Dress, Ashley has stocking to prevent me from looking at her panties, No cowgirl Ashley outfit, and what you wrote, what a shitty time to be alive, take me back to the 2000s

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No more female Ganados because shooting them is violence against women
    I have no idea why you'd worry the female Ganado would get cut for a reason like this especially considering Remake 2, 3, and Village all have female enemy types that you shoot at in them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those in RE2 and 3 are zombies, but in 4 they're infected with parasites... I'd argue they're more human than the zombies and thus still women, and thus you can't have a game where you shoot women. Look at how SJWs seethed at the time because you shot at black Ganados in RE5

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Remake4 is going to be a disaster
    That was obvious the moment they covered up Ashley's monkey ears.

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