remember when books were better than video games?

remember when books were better than video games?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    jej .

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eyewitness books
    Women can have penises too

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?????

      Is that a route they've gone down now?
      I remember liking those books as a kid.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I raise you Cross-Sections.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn. Now that's a blast from the past.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The castle one cracks me up

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        How come? I remember loving these books as a kid, like autistically pouring over them lol, but I obviously don’t remember anything about them. We’re they not accurate Or something?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I assume it's because the crossbowman is about to fricking kill the jester.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to jerk off to the people pooping in this book

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick, me too lmao. I read about how the medieval people used to use hay to wipe their asses and one time before I had to take a shit I grabbed a bunch of grass from the yard and tried to see how good it was at wiping. Think I got more of it on my hands if anything. I also remember the long poop chute and thought about what it'd be like if someone threw me into it.

        Somehow I did not grow up into a scat fetishist.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Somehow I did not grow up into a scat fetishist.
          How... fricking how?
          I mean you dodged the worst bullet, only beat probably by actual pedophilia and necrophilia, but god damn how the frick did you not?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Honestly I have no clue. I just grew out of it and stopped thinking about it eventually. Odd because I remember an incident in middle school where my class was at some school outing and this girl I liked went to use the port-a-potty and I snuck away and tried to peek through the gaps in it to try and see her peeing. That was the last time I recall being interested in anything like that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it was the JC Penny catalog. I feel no shame.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >JC penny catalog
          Someone told me they used to us lingerie catalogs. I went and found one and looked through it, and got caught by my step dad as a kid doing that.
          I wasn't jacking off or anything and I actually found the catalog to be pretty boring, I just wanted to see if it was good or if the women were attractive.
          Was a real embarrassing night.
          I'd say I feel real sorry for kids trying to use a catalog these days because everyone in them is obese, but they get smart phones at age 9 these days so they are probably into more hardcore shit by age 13 than I ever was back then. Kind of sad honestly.

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's always been the case
    t. lit BA

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bragging about that on an anonymous forum

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm doing a bachlor's in English Lit too.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, right now

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    quite literally everything is better than games now

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are these good for educational purposes honest question?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if you are white. If not then they are good for starting fires

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure I got an Eyewitness game at one of those home schooling convention fairs when I was a little kid.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw the weird home school kid enters the thread

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tell me what's wrong with Homeschooling. My time in a public school was fricking awful because I had to hang out with morons and gays who had to have everything explained to them a million times.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homeschooling kids tend to be weirder because they're constantly surrounded by good people and loved ones. They lack the hardened and cautious exterior grown from exposure to jerks.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's only a partial truth. I spent most of the mornings studying and the other half of the day at the skatepark hanging out with "bad" people.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homeschooling is the most responsible way of educating your children.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Homeschooling, if you want to call it that, is how kids were taught for most of history. Putting kids in a kid zoo is a strange new concept.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              school existed in Ancient Egypt, you fricking moron.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >get homeschooled
          >have no idea how to approach people that are different from you
          >no idea how to talk to girls
          >no idea how to deal with hostility
          >no sense of how other people live their lives
          You either end up an autismo with an alright job and no social life or a "cause" fighting weirdo wanting to pet hobos unaware that this will get you stabbed.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live in trumpsville city in southern state USA and the amount of people, republicans in particular, homeschooling their kids now is crazy, my wife works with kids and more often than not they are homeschooled and they’re all way smarter and more well adjusted than the kids in public schools. The kids in public schools are like ambivalent zombies that can’t go 3 seconds without looking at their phones, the ones that are homeschooled act like actual children and love learning and interacting with the world.

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick, that's a blast from the past. I had the Castle book.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Eyewitness Books
    Where did they find the 12th century homies to write this?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know how Jesus said he would return in lifetime? yeah the reason he isn't back is because there is this immortal homie that goes around documenting cool stuff like Vikings.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >implying videogames are better now
    good modern games are so infrequent that you could finish them all spending less than a month every year, then use the other 11 months to read

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I own the paperback copy of this book, bought at an airport bookstore as I was flying home for the holidays in '03. Saw it looked cool and I was totally down for hyping myself up for the movie.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember in class when the teacher wheeled in the TV and VCR?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/nD2a8nB.jpg

      remember when books were better than video games?

      I can't believe no one's posted this yet. You're slipping, Ganker.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    learningbros i wanna go back

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They still are.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it was Age of Empires 2. God damn if it was in AOE2 i wanted to read about it. Any game with enough historical pieces would at least get me to look it up on lycos or whatever the frick we used back then

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have localised "cars" book from these series. Never knew there were more though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was even a TV show. Pretty good overall.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          EH REH

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            I can't believe no one's posted this yet. You're slipping, Ganker.

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I loved those eyewitness books, and I used to go feral when my teachers would play the videos in class. My dad used to work at Borders, so sometimes I would go there and read until he got off work, and I remember really liking the -ology books they had.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll see your Eyewitness and 'Ology books, and I'll raise with this.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      i remember getting the egypt one of these

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >low-brained enough to think reading books and playing vidya is an exclusionary choice you have to make
    Sometimes I really, really wonder if zoomers are gonna make it.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still have one of these. Ancient Rome, I think.

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else almost had a heart attack when they turned to the full-size mummy head page the first time?

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remember when books were better than video games?

    That has literally never been the truth. Books are average, which is at least better than movies.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah yes because the ET on the 2600 was definitely the superior version of that story.

  25. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I still have my Eyewitness books.

  26. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I remember today, yes

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