Remember when retards said that this would be like DLC?

Remember when morons said that this would be like DLC?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    were they wrong?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >DLC offers more than twice the content of the original game
      Name another "DLC" like that, then

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >take overworld map and flip it
        >nintentroons: "WOW it's literally twice the content!!! thank you based nintendo!!!"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but it didn't offer even a quarter the content you lying homosexual
        >copy pasted map
        >copy pasted enemies
        >all textures are copy pasted
        >all abilities and weapons copy pasted
        >BUT GET THIS
        >YOU CAN MAKE G MOD STUFF (except with barely any features and a limited battery)
        also you just admitted it's a dlc lmao, way to go homosexual

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >didn’t play the game
          >make outlandish claims
          Nintendo derangement syndrome is real.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i did play it, on an emulator
            was funny for a bit to frick with the gmod stuff till i realized how fricking boring and empty the game is and quit
            cost me a total of 0 dollars by the way

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Kek'd 3rd world

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if i was a third worlder i wouldn't have a pc that can emulate switch games at 4k anon
                try again please, my gaming pc cost more than your entire networth i am sure

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based redditor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kek'd 3rd world

                >year old build
                lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I am a poor Black person who hates Zelda but still downloads the games
              Lol ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i downloaded it and played it for the sole purpose of shitting on it and laughing at you morons paying 70 bux for a dlc

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I called you a homosexual in your emu threads and came into every one to point out how half the posts were poorgays asking for bug fixes.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/_4021573b.jpg/
                It just gets worse lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets btfod so hard he has to go to the archive to relive it

                Special kind of cuck

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i don't even use emu threads, i have more than 1 functioning braincells so emulating is not something i need help with

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whatever helps you cope with being a poor Black person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah man, i am so poor aaaaa i am gonna wipe my tears with my 4090 aaaaaaaa how will i recover from being so poor that i refuse to give nintendo 70 dollars for a shitpost

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would say spiderman 2, but that has less content that the first game

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >instead of one million korok seeds now we got 2 million
        Well you aren't wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >more than twice the content
        Nah.
        The sky islands are too sparse and repetitive, and the depths are super repetitive and full of recycled content (BotW enemies but red, and every reward is a BotW amiibo outfit). It's definitely less than twice, it's mostly just BotW again.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hyrule Warriors.
        Still DLC.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There was less new content than old content, and the old content was devalued because we already played it before. And the new content wasn't that good either.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah maybe if your a butthurt ootsnoy i could see how you would think that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For me to be a butthurt ootsnoy , I'd need to be mad that they made something so good that can't be reached by others, but my issue here is that they didn't do that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That new Mario Kart stuff.
        What with custom items and all

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, DLC usually adds new content.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and it turned out to be the best game of 2023.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >lost to Bear Sex 3

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lost what?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the plot of bear sex 3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao you lost to gay sex simulator

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did I lose?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          goty

          >it's not even the top 5 best rated games of its release year kek

          ??????????

          >this sad image again
          STOP, this is so pathetically sad it is making me feel bad for bullying nintendies
          "c-congrats nintendo! you totally won goty haha!"
          hnnnnnngh my heart i can't this is sad cringe

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why should I care about dorito pope’s awards? I got a great game with TotK which I spent over 200 hours with.
            These are the publications who voted on GotY btw.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              people only care about THE game awards, nothing else
              other GOTYs are fake
              you would say the same thing if totk won but it lost so you are coping kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t give a shit about awards given by troons.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                then you shouldn't give a shit about any awards it won because only troons like nintendo games

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this is why you homosexuals spammed Ganker with threads claiming it will win before it got BTFO and you went into full meltdown
                [...]
                >drowning in awards from literal WHO sites
                kekd

                >nooo you should care about awards voted by pride.com and polygon!!!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah suddenly they don't matter when we lose them, but when we win then we will shove it in everyones face right xis?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah this is why you homosexuals spammed Ganker with threads claiming it will win before it got BTFO and you went into full meltdown

                96 metacritic rating
                20 million + sold on a single system
                Drowing in awards

                Your only cope is trying to convince yourself a better game must exist somewhere. That's pretty telling.

                >drowning in awards from literal WHO sites
                kekd

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >literal WHO sites

                kek like the biggest gaming in the world?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                biggest what in gaming? i can't hear you it sounds like you have a dick in your mouth anon
                gamescom is not the biggest gaming website you delusional troon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >biggest what in gaming?

                Biggest EVENT.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ah yeah cuz we measure games success by how many acres of land in america are used in the show
                the game awards is the only one that matters, it's the one where all the devs show up to
                you lost

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy cope lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the biggest and most important game awards show is the game awards, quit projecting your copes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seething

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                did you unironically just post that or is it someone falseflagging
                i refuse to believe you are this moronic that you posted this uniornically

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Once again;

                96 metacritic rating
                20 million + sold on a single system
                Drowning in awards

                Your only cope is trying to convince yourself a better game must exist somewhere. That's pretty telling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                but i was told game journos are trannies that shouldn't count? why are you using metacritic score from them?
                >Your only cope is trying to convince yourself a better game must exist somewhere. That's pretty telling.
                you are repeating that yet it makes zero sense
                i am not convincing myself better games exist somewhere, i know that 99% of games are better than it and i keep rubbing in the fact that your shit game lost to a bear sex simulator

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry schizo. TotK will still be one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time when you wake up tomorrow.

                Continue to seethe in threads over my favorite game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol it's a good game, you don't have to be mad

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bear sex was FOTM trash, literally forgotten no matter how many troons voted on it.
                TotK sold more and has more cultural impact.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                57k players as of 5 minutes ago
                your game can barely maintain 5 people watching it or playing it at any given time
                there are more people ITT than people playing totk kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >le twitch views
                Lmao Nintendo games are made to be played.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Lmao Nintendo games are made to be played.
                Sounds like they're failures then, because nobody plays them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Prove it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Source? TotK is still selling.

                show me one thread posted in the past month where people were actually discussing playing the game instead of just jerking off over sales numbers
                I'll wait

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Show me one thread about a Nintendo game that isn’t derrailed by Eric, ACgay and other schizos with Nintendo derangement syndrome.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone who doesn't like trantendo is the same person
                uh oh here comes the schizo meltdown

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks you just proved my point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just wanna know who ACgay is

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                one of the many boogeymen living under every tendie's bed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay exists. It's "Eric", "Darren", "Arthur", etc. that are imaginary.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >quotes
                eric you doxed yourself like a moron, thats why people know your fricking name

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A moronic hypocrite candaian from /m/
                Constantly seethes if a game has even 1 second of cutscenes or characters talking, even if you can skip it, but will have a mental breakdown if you point out AC6's forced story shit and characters
                throws tantrums and claims metroid, zelda, mario, any game in general are all shit solely because people say they find a character in those games attractive

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some Armored Core fanboy called Doug who got completely mindbroken by Metroid Other M and just shitposts about the same shit non-stop.

                A moronic hypocrite candaian from /m/
                Constantly seethes if a game has even 1 second of cutscenes or characters talking, even if you can skip it, but will have a mental breakdown if you point out AC6's forced story shit and characters
                throws tantrums and claims metroid, zelda, mario, any game in general are all shit solely because people say they find a character in those games attractive

                Is he Canadian? Last time he posted a screenshot from Ganker he was in the Iceland and Azores timezone.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay has this crazy notion that video games should be about gameplay first, and that story and cutscenes and voice acting and graphics don't really mean anything. A good game will barely care about these things. Of course this mentality pisses off the movie lovers.

                >NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SKIP THE CUTSCENES?! WE NEED TO SHOW ABBY HAVING GAY BUTT SEX WITH JOEL, IT'S PART OF DRUCKMANN'S VISION!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >ACgay has this crazy notion that video games should be about gameplay first

                Like TotK? Where they spent the entire development around building new gameplay concepts? Shame few other developers have such mandate.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Like TotK?
                Oh yeah, the game with an hour of unskippable cinematic shit in the beginning.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yeah the unskippable forced story just like AC6 has through the entire game, thankfully TOTK's forced story stuff is only a few minutes at the start

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the game with an hour of unskippable cinematic shit in the beginning.

                Why lie? Is how you cope? Year EIGHT has been a better for you so far. Let's make you seethe for a full decade. Don't give up now!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ACgay is a known liar, he spent weeks shitting on dread trying to call it "press X to awesome!" all because people think Samus and the dread suit are hot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was fricking hilarious watching ACgay have a complete meltdown yesterday over the Nintendo quarterly Financials

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >an hour of unskippable cinematic shit in the beginning.
                >Game can be beaten in under 45 minutes
                >Hour of unskippable cinematics
                ???

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the game with an hour of unskippable cinematic shit in the beginning.

                Why lie? Is how you cope? Year EIGHT has been a better for you so far. Let's make you seethe for a full decade. Don't give up now!

                yeah the unskippable forced story just like AC6 has through the entire game, thankfully TOTK's forced story stuff is only a few minutes at the start

                So pray tell, how do you skip the intro, and cutscene, and tutorial island? The game DOES let you skip them, right?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you've said yourself that skipping doesn't matter, sorry AC6 and pizza tower are shitty movies games according to you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It was fricking hilarious watching ACgay have a complete meltdown yesterday over the Nintendo quarterly Financials

                ACgay is a known liar, he spent weeks shitting on dread trying to call it "press X to awesome!" all because people think Samus and the dread suit are hot

                [...]
                You know what, I was wrong. It's under 45 minutes with glitches.
                It's under 1 hour and 10 minutes without glitches.

                >TOTK rewards freedom and creativity
                >NO YOU CAN'T SKIP ANY OF THE INTRO OR TUTORIAL, YOU WILL GO THROUGH THE WHOLE THING THE WAY WE INTEND IT
                lol

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO GIVE ME EVERY ABILITY AND UNLOCK EVERY ITEM AT THE START OF THE GAME DONT MAKE ME EXPLORE OR PLAY THE GAME

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you skip the opening cutscene in Donkey Kong arcade?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO GIVE ME EVERY ABILITY AND UNLOCK EVERY ITEM AT THE START OF THE GAME DONT MAKE ME EXPLORE OR PLAY THE GAME

                >old games had problems
                >let's NEVER FIX THEM

                This coming from the same guy who screamed about how we needed a break from the stale OOT formula, but unskippable cinematic shit is something we can't omit because old games had it. hilarious. Like really, what excuse do you have to make it so the entire intro before the tutorial is unskippable?

                >NOO I NEED THE STORY
                Fricking movielovers.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schizo seething.

                For EIGHT YEARS

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why did you dodge the question?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't pose any questions. Your schzio cope is yours to deal with - because you can't think of any real criticism.

                TotK will still be one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time when you wake up tomorrow. What's that feel like?

                You'll come back to Ganker for more schizo posting LMFAOO

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't answer the question. 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You didn't pose any questions.
                Not him, but there is literally a question mark in his post that has a question.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                kys ACBlack person
                AC6 is a movie game by your own standards, same with pizza tower.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >be playing Ac6 and PIzza Tower
                >don't care about their stories in the slightest
                >skipping them thus doesn't ruin the entire experience

                >be playing TOTK
                >the story is somehow so important that skipping even one scene completely destroys the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he has to keep making up things to cope

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >AC6 and Pizza tower are both linear mission focused games
                >both let you skip the intro

                >TOTK is a freeform non-linear open experience
                >the intro has billions of death barriers and invisible walls to stop you from doing anything out of order

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                TotK is considered one the best games o all time.

                AC6 and Pizza shite are not and never will be. That's funny to me.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Zelda game
                >story is important

                Ya lost me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                According to nu-Zelda fans, skipping the intro cutscene completely ruins the entire game and turns it into shit. Because somehow you can't just explore the world, you have to be forcefed cinematic anime shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ACsnoytroony, I accept your troonycession

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >waaahhh I have to watch a two minute cutscene before my 100 hour adventure!

                Cry more b***h homie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The 100 hour adventure is putrid garbage if it's entirely reliant on cinematics.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Amd ac6 is putrid dogshit fir trannies for being linear and cinematic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's not, but maybe to your schizo brain it is so ill be nice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you homosexuals either never played OOT or don't remember it but the story was pretty damn integral to the vibe of the entire game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats another thing I disliked about BotW.
                >Find new mountain I haven't climbed yet
                >Another fricking Korok Seed
                Did they at least fix this in TotK?

                >skipping them thus doesn't ruin the entire experience
                Odd how that doesn't apply to threads

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Odd how that doesn't apply to threads
                That's your fault for being an obnoxious console warrior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like you are a obnoxious AC6 and troonyraria fanboy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you replied to the wrong person?

                [...]

                We'll memed, my friend. But did TotK fix that? Once you open the entire map, exploration felt dead.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You still cant understand why we climb. Still fixated on your gibs. That's why we quarantine you in the ghetto.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >we
                You can't even climb out of bed

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                So pray tell, how do you skip the intro, and cutscene, and tutorial island? The game DOES let you skip them, right?

                You know what, I was wrong. It's under 45 minutes with glitches.
                It's under 1 hour and 10 minutes without glitches.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The ones we have get raided by schizos like you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he says when any thread even mildly nintendo related ends up flooded with snoys shitting themselves
                reminder that the fiscal report thread yesterday was being spammed for hours with scat by some seething sonyfan because nintendo was doing so well

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                are the snoys in the room with us right now anon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you've been shitting your pants for 140 posts so far, so yes

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Where else would they be?
                Not like they have any games to play.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                also that image is just so fricking funny
                holy shit you are actually mindbroken by a yellow wojak doing anal vore
                my sides

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's funny how goldface stopped being a relevant meme like half a decade ago but nitentrannies are still mindbroken by it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >s-s-s-sstop talking about sales numbers!!!!!
                sorry being on PS5 is a touch of death for game sales

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >n-n-n-n-nn--no one is playing because le heckin twitch views!!!!!!
                the snoys cope levels are off the charts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Source? TotK is still selling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i am sure all 5 people still playing totk will agree anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Bear sex was FOTM trash, literally forgotten no matter how many troons voted on it.
                The irony of saying this while defending TOTK... nobody was talking about that game a month after it came out

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he says in the thousandth day in a row of totk threads hitting post limit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/Screenshot_20230811_143209_Samsung%20Internet.jpg/
                I'm sure you know a lot about that since you can't seem to stop seething and spamming your phone screenshots in them

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're still talking about it! You literally can't stop.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you made the thread and are getting shit on by people in their free time for entertainment
                you are the joke anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >snoys make hourly threads trying to shit on BOTW and TOTK, including multiple bots doing it
                >y-y-y-yy-y-y-you're getting shit on in their free time..... y-y-y-you are the joke!!!!!
                holy cope, you snoys have been mindbroken for nearly a decade by zelda don't start acting like you're normal people now

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >snoy
                breh talk about rent free i don't even have a playstation
                >bots
                lmao
                why yes i am a bot, now suck my dick

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still pretending the past decade didn't happen
                >trying to pretend the twitch views bot doesn't post multiple times a day with the same image

                Since the arthur knockoff is here, where's the acgay knockoff?

                the ACBlack person is having a tantrum in another thread because a mecha game has characters in it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the ACBlack person is having a tantrum in another thread because a mecha game has characters in it
                AHAHAHAH

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                bro they hit post limit cuz it's all people making fun of YOU
                holy shit, noone is discussing builds or playing the game it's all just making fun of YOU

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >discussing builds
                Holy moron alert

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/Screenshot_20240405_163414_Samsung%20Internet.jpg/
                Do you spend all day taking these screenshots to spam them on Ganker from your $100 samsung phone?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh noooo I posted a picture once so I'm never allowed to post it again (because it btfos you)

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gets btfod talking about builds in a zelda game
                >runs away like a little girl

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is that a picture of you? somehow I'm not surprised you look like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > looking through someone's post history on Ganker

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Builds in a LoZ game
                Kek

                i am talking in general you moron, when threads hit bump limit about games you can use that as a point when it's people discussing gameplay or builds
                there is nothing to discuss in your shit game, all you get is people shitting on you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schizoids like you kill every thread because you are mentally ill.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no, you know there is nothing to discuss about this shit game so if you made a thread with anything that isn't asking for people to shit on you it will hit bump limit, like the cluster frick yesterday where the thread OP was a pic of link saying "mogs every other game in existence"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody knows what you're talking about because you think zelda games have builds.

                The fortnite thread is on /vg/ go there and talk about a game you've actually played.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You literally build shit in TotK, you enormous morons. Hang on - did you people even PLAY this game?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice try

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Builds in a LoZ game
                Kek

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                96 metacritic rating
                20 million + sold on a single system
                Drowing in awards

                Your only cope is trying to convince yourself a better game must exist somewhere. That's pretty telling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow its almost like copying the already beloved game and adding in gmod physgun mechanics is all you needed to gain the loyalty of vapid normie morons or something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                and yet s&box is a gigaflop

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody mentioned s&box at all you double Black person, stay on topic please

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >mention gmod
                >only reason it got popular was because it was sticking a propgun into half-life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gmod was popular because you can import Mario and freddy fazbear into the game and give them guns you fricking moron, that isn't even the argument being made to begin with though you're just changing the subject like a good little shill lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one cares about TGA except children.

                I swear, Ganker is the only board who does this childish shit. You don’t see Ganker going “HA, YOUR ALBUM LOST!” after the Grammys

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >noo i lost
                >why are you so mean and competitive?
                when botw won your kind wouldn't shut the frick up about it for years
                then you claimed totk will win too, it didn't
                now accept the dick and i might lube it up with your tears homosexual

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was literally my first post in this thread. I have no strong feelings on these games either way, I do have strong feelings about homosexuals who appeal to TGA like it’s some bastion of objective quality and not another fricking circle-jerk award show that is essentially a glorified commercial.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >only cope is the troon awards who invited a bunch of troon publications for DEI points
                >the “game” with troons and homosexuals win

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does that mean BOTW is a game for troons and homosexuals too since it won in 2017?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow so it wasn't a troon circlejerk when botw won?

                Who voted for it in 2017?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wow so it wasn't a troon circlejerk when botw won?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >No one cares about TGA except children.
                Or tendies (AKA: you) when they do win an award.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m still mad how hard this flopped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao this isn't going to work a year later XDD

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make dlc
    >Spend an extra month copy pasting more empty land since "open world"
    >Justify changing dlc to a full game and subsequent price tag by the amount of acers of empty land.
    >Have the most profitable company decade.
    Do nintentards really...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice fanfic bro.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Says a lot when a mere "DLC" from Nintendo BTFO the entire industry.

    I sunk over 160 hours into this amazing adventure.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what exactly did it btfo? it's not even the top 5 best rated games of its release year kek

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >it's not even the top 5 best rated games of its release year kek

        ??????????

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All these schizos are delusional, don’t even bother. Anyway, I started a new play through of BotW and TotK, finished BotW + DLC (absolute kino) now I’m on TotK and it feels harder than BotW. Gloom hands are too spooky they just appear out of nowhere.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All these schizos are delusional, don’t even bother. Anyway, I started a new play through of BotW and TotK, finished BotW + DLC (absolute kino) now I’m on TotK and it feels harder than BotW. Gloom hands are too spooky they just appear out of nowhere.

          STOP
          I CAN'T THIS IS TOO PATHETIC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is though, it's the joint highest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have 3600h in gmod sandbox and there's still more unique things to discover and build than there are in totk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Describe the gameplay in gmod?

        It's always easy to tell how seething morons like you, because you always offer up alternatives to play. Implying a nothing fidget spinner like gmod is comparable to the epic adventure and curated gameplay of TotK is absolutely hysterical.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The only awful thing about this and BotW are the side quests. They are awful, and give awful rewards.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's not DLC, but its also not a fully new game.

    It is disappointing, but it's still incredible.

    It is better than BotW, but having played BotW spoils most of the mechanics.

    It's an unfortunately mixed bag, but still a fantastic game.

    Wish there weren't eternally butthurt people on Ganker trying to shit on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a direct sequel on the same console.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It should not have reused the map.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The map is substantially changed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's not.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes it is.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I concede.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nope.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Everythings in the same place and traversal is easier than ever, even before you build a hoverbike.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Correct.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            How?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      butthurt about what? you paying 70 dollars for a dlc with an empty open world? go back you moronic tourist with your spacing

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >anti totk thread gets deleted
    >promptly makes another one but this times it's positive

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you're not allowed to have negative opinions about nintendo on Gankerintendogaf so obviously you have to disguise the thread a bit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's an arthur humiliation ritual

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love TotK threads and seeing schizos lose their shit over the latest Nintendo masterpiece.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/filename/20240218_204038.jpg/
      I like how I can search for any tendie shill image on the archive and get dozens of results because tendies spend 10 hours a day shilling their garbage

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make thread trying to fanboy over a tendo game and suck it off
    >noone sucks it off, instead it gets shit on
    >lose your shit till the thread gets pruned
    >rinse and repeat
    why does he do it?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was basically DLC and was very boring as a result.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and they were right.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    7 years of this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SEVEN YEARS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We're never going to stop until you darned tendies stop fighting back against our shitposting.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >OOT snoys
    snyggers hate OOT more than anything because its one of the most universally praised and important games ever made

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    and it was exactly that? yes? whats the point?

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the moronic troony itt stop hiding behind the witcher 3?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    70 dollar dlc that everyone forgot about a week after launch lmao

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since the arthur knockoff is here, where's the acgay knockoff?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Least schizophrenic zoomer

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i always thought acgay meant assassin's creed

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When they said it would re-use the same map, I was excited. They probably ran out of time for BOTW, which is why it released unfinished. But TOTK would be the game they meant to release all along. I believed TOTK would be a finished version of BOTW. I expected them to put in 6 to 9 traditional dungeons throughout the game world and it would feel like a real Zelda game.
    Then it released and we got none of that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lesson is to not expect anything from Nintendo, especially not the nu-Zelda team. Of course TotK would just copy BotW, BotW was very successful. They chose to be lazy and they were rewarded handsomely, which does not bode well for the future.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >if you own a $2000 PC instead of a $200 toy tablet, you're poor
    never gets old

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Eric

    Kneel before your god.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I enjoy being shot out of a canon

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so we went from being called fromsoft gays (acgay) to snoys
    make up your mind man, what are the people shitting on you?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's pretty crazy how a game can be exactly 50% enjoyable

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally a DLC though

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >snygger has nothing but twitch views left
    >TOTK rapes snoyslop "games" in that metric anyway
    LMAO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn i didn't know sony was a video game
      why do you want this to be about sony vs nintendo so badly? i like some nintendo games like mario wonder was great and so was odyssey

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    as a loz fan I'm pretty disappointed with they way Nintendo is going. we need more top down original new games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >as a loz fan

      Post your Zelda collection.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nes through switch. I have hand helds and illegal content. that's a broad collection. I'm not going to show you my gold nes loz cartridge

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        your Zelda collection.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it will take me 2 hours to find all of my loz games. especially minish cap

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it ended up being even worse, an asset flip

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BotW:
    >one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time.
    >makes Gankertroons fart blood for years on end

    TotK:
    >one of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time.
    >makes Gankertroons fart blood for years on end

    Feels good.

    Verification not required.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      of course verification is not required you solved the captcha so many times it gave you a pass for a few seconds arthur
      also quit reddit spacing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Worst JRPG of the Year

      You have to go back.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did BotW/TotK mindbreak people so fricking badly that they b***h about it every single day for seven goddamn years with no end in sight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It will be forgotten once the next Zelda game drops.
      You know this but pretend otherwise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >nintendo game
      >universal praise
      >massive sales
      >even other devs sing its praises
      >is an open world game that side steps the ubishit towers problem by just not having the towers mark things on your map, so you still actually explore
      >games are simple but fun

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Third worlders. Not even joking. Remember Lewis?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh dude just wait until you find out about how long Dark Souls 2 seethe threads have been going

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >stream views
    So, people buying and actually playing the game doesn't count anymore? It's all about how popular it is with ecelebs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stream views are the only thing snoys have left because switch still needs extra gear to stream while the PS5 has build in streaming to pad the numbers out

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snoys tremble in terror in the face of the primordial truth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      switch won't allow wind waker. it's too good

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's worse than DLC honestly.
    Shadow of the Erdtree is gonna add more new enemy types and bosses than TotK did.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you play the game without activating the towers or using quicktravel or looking at your map it becomes a pretty decent game.
    The enemies are kind of shit but it can be fun for exploration.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they should have shrunk the map by 40% and added more content

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cleared every shine and got a fursuit.
    Ask me if I'll ever replay it.
    I fricking dare you.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Can you imagine if Elden Ring released last year? How shit would that game would have looked going up against TotK and BG3?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't played BG3 but TotK was a lazy asset flip. If Elden Ring had come out the same year TotK would have been forgotten even faster.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Elden ring only exists because of zelda

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >TotK
        >lazy

        LOL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well they have the engine done.
          Maybe they can now use it to make a good game?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >tendies having their minds blown by technology from 2 decades ago because they never played gmod
          always hilarious

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Gmod isn't a game nor is at complex as TotK.

            I'm going to listen to actual game developers over some troon on Ganker lol

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Gmod isn't a game nor is at complex as TotK.
              gmod is a game and is infinitely more complex than TOTK, too bad you can't play it on your sóy tablet lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                gmod is for pedos THOUGH :/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >gmod is a game and is infinitely more complex than TOTK

                No it's not. Show me a thermal updraft in gmod? Pathetic lmao nobody will ever come close to Nintendo.

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >eric posting the one time the janny didn't assrape him

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    make sure you get some rest for tomorrow eric, gonna be a fun time in the famitsu threads

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get good homosexuals

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick Ganker

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were right. Even a lot defenders are admitting it.

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >feel shakey
    >stretches and still feels shakey
    >wonders if earthquake
    >fills glass with water and watches it stay completely still
    >oh frick.png
    >walks into the bathroom and checks the toilet
    >notices my sister is checking me out
    >tells her that I feel pretty weird
    >she then takes off her pants and open the doors
    >I get on the floor
    >everybody walks the dinosaur
    >?????
    >death

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Red Link am I right fellas?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get that ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get that ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One more red Link for good measure

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >eric STILL trying to lie and pretend him doxing himself was fake

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you lost and got raped eric
    you better prepare for tomorrow because its going in dry

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    you lost and got raped eric after doxing yourself

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    link is the best solo hero of all time

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My t levels are too high to ever own a nintendo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should shock your balls really quick

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >eric seething about doxing himself tries to spam a fake address to cover his moronic ass

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't appreciate trolling out side of /b/

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >erics fake cover up is from a week ago
    >erics chimpout where he doxed himself happened YEARS ago
    only a snoy can be this moronic

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    video games are totally fricked

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >mods CONFIRMED the alleged "dox" wasn't real?
    the only way mods can know a dox isnt real is if they know the real one
    do you have them on speed dial? is that how they know its fake?
    do you regularly suck them off for favors? is that how your moronic ass never gets banned?

  56. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    Still the only Zelda game I dropped midway. Maybe the furgay Wolf Link mod will be enough to make me push through it in a couple years.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Totk flopped without him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but twilight princess
      maybe if they didn't have the god awful dog sections it would be worth playing

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the biggest complaints people make against the game is that the game world doesn't feel changed enough. A bunch of the Zelda-focused youtubers say that, and they were the ones bagging on DLC doomers pre-release for it.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >eric shows himself posting a fake address years after doxing himself
    >this will prove I'm not real!!!!
    you got raped eric

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the ear snail thread?
    My mouse wheel broke and I can't scroll up.

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad to think that they could have spent the 6 years actually making a entirely new game instead of one that is in large part a rehash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No matter how much bait and cope is in this thread, this is the truth. The building mechanic is underbaked and largely irrelevant, even more since they confirmed it won't be used again. I would have preferred a new 2D game using the Awakening engine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Terry is a champion

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I would have preferred a new 2D game using the Awakening engine
        As long as they can get it running at 60fps.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    frick it's in my eaaar

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "god" rest Terry.
    >you're a fricking Black person you're a stupid fricking Black person

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, it's cool and all, but it's a shame it falls short in fixing Breath of the Wild's limitations.
    The world still feels empty, especially with the addition of a whole underground map that adds little depth. Honestly, they could have made the map half the size, and no one would mind. The game's atmosphere suffers from the abundance of gimmicky weapons and monsters that feel out of place. It lacks the immersive feeling of a living world and instead comes off as a chaotic playground the developers threw together . The storytelling relies too heavily on random cutscenes (AGAIN) , and time travel mechanics are frustratingly finicky to implement in a story ,which is poorly executed and lacks depth.. The puzzles and shrines are disappointingly easy. The 'make your machine' gimmick seems more geared towards creating flashy TikTok videos than adding substance to the game. In reality, everything is made trivial by hoverbikes and rocket shields. Spending 80 hours farming batteries for those so-called 'EPIC ROBOTS' is utterly pointless.The game can be solved with 5% of the effort used in those videos .Side quests are lackluster, with dialogue so cliché it's painful to sit through. Pokemon sun and moon quality level of pointless text .
    The menus are laughably exaggerated, almost like a parody of themselves. Every fight becomes a joke with unlimited healing available at any moment. Each hit triggers a very strong hit- stop effect, and the enemies are so ridiculously spongy that engaging them in a regular fight is just dumb
    This feels more like a souped-up demo for an engine that deserved a full-fledged game, not a mishmash of simplified puzzles where the answer always seems to be THAT FRICKING HOVERBIKE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THAT FRICKING HOVERBIKE.
      Nintendo could have avoided this if wings didn't have the short timer, or if you could extend the durations of the short-lived devices with a macguffin after leaving the great sky island.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I may be in the minority on some stuff, but I feel they even fricked up stuff from Botw. Not having a proper replacement for the Guardians made some parts of the map literally empty. The weapon durability feels worse with all the fusing shit since it just kind of stops rewarding you 10 hours in yet you are forced to go through the horrid UI everytime and some combinations just destroy your weapon and shield without even using it which is moronic. Ascend, rewind, mech shit, and the huge jumps from the towers made a lot of terrain/climbing based puzzles redundant whic in part makes a lot of the rehashed map just redundant slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The game can be solved with 5% of the effort used in those videos
      This pretty much hit the nail on the head for why I didn't get TotK; it catered to the people doing weird whacky challenge runs of BotW like "go across the entire map without touching ground once" type of nonsense. Which is great for those people, I just didn't think whatever they added to TotK justified $70, so I skipped it. You don't see me shitposting about it for years and years after the fact.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >why Dat white man climbing Dat mountian?! Ain't nothin up dere!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats another thing I disliked about BotW.
          >Find new mountain I haven't climbed yet
          >Another fricking Korok Seed
          Did they at least fix this in TotK?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >the enjoyment of climbing a mountain isn't about what you find at the top
            >DDURRRRR WHY WOULD I DO THAT ITS JUST A KOROK SEED UP THERE
            Kek

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I got bored of climbing after the first 30 mountains resulted in nothing bit Koroks. Climbing in BotW wasn't even fun.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why Dat white man climbing Dat mountian?
          Clout. Notice how they never keep it to themselves and always publicize that they did it.

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should start taking commands, modd, and social quest or your homosexualry

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual thread I'm out

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Almost as bad as majoras mask

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MM reuses OoT assets and is made in less than a year
    >is absolute kino
    >TotK not only resuses BotW assets but even rehashes the map and takes six years in development
    >is a total flop
    Aonuma bros, we got too wienery!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MM is the best 3d zelda game.

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And they weren't wrong. It's just a $20 expansion being sold at $70.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised by how little they tried to improve upon BotW's flaws. Like, they left a lot untouched, and lightly touched up some other stuff without actually fixing the problem in most cases.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's literally just an expansion pack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's literally just an expansion pack

      A 200 hour expansion pack with the best main line quests in the entire series and mind-blowing new gameplay concepts.

      Yes please Nintendo.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >200 hour
        Lol
        >with the best main line quests in the entire series
        Lmao
        >mind-blowing new gameplay concepts
        Roflmao

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's dogshit

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Team Fortress 2, Terraria, Pizza Tower and Armored Core 6 are troony games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explain the last one.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a console warrior who's eternally booty blasted that someone doesn't worship his brand of choice.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How's YEAR EIGHT of your Zelda meltdown working out for you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Its not on Nintendo

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The game recycling everything from BotW and adding maybe 2 areas that are actually compelling is good
    They could have made an entirely new game where the content that wasn't recycled wasn't an afterthought. 98% of BotW is contained in ToTK and the new stuff, especially the depths but also most sky islands, feels incredibly lazy (seriously, just think about how many times that exact sky island with the launcher thing shows up). The mechanics are antithetical to what Zelda games have always been where they exist mostly to subvert the world rather than complement it, this is no surprise, of course, since the world map had already been used so they couldn't let you traverse it in the same way. This wouldn't have been as big a problem if they weren't so lazy; you spend at least 80% of your time on a world map that wasn't designed around those mechanics. I can't think of a sequel much worse than what we got, recycling the entire previous game already gave it a hard job to make it feel different and the way they went about it was the worst they could have chosen.

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ACBlack person shows up to run defense for his buttbuddy eric

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lost interest maybe halfway through
    Maybe I'll pick it back up, thanks for reminding me.

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they were right
    >300 replies
    frick this I’m out

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You morons giving these schizos attention make you part of the problem.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come ACtard is always in these threads shitting his pants?

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino because I didn't play BotW very much. If you skipped that it was a blast. I'd be pissed if I was a die hard tendie and racked up hours in BotW though kek they had some real balls recycling so much.

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they removed the Ancient Armor set, the weapons, and horse armor? Why removed all the ruined Guardians, except the one on top of Purah’s house? Also, is the DLC from BotW not Canon?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >BotW was Blue
      >TotK is Green
      That’s it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Also, is the DLC from BotW not Canon?
      Basically none of the non-main story stuff is.

      Only a handful of things were chosen to be, the rest was reset like it never happened.

      While it's obvious both Zelda and Link were living there, It's called Zelda's house, for example, because the guy who sold it to Link clearly had no idea who Link was anymore. The quests never happened.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >because the guy who sold it to Link clearly had no idea who Link was anymore.
        it’s more like he is neutral. https://youtu.be/jtPOzaGGLvo?si=_3vWHZcpF_J5bInZ

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the fact this video even exists is proof enough how bad they fricked up with the continuity.

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >the enjoyment of climbing a mountain isn't about what you find at the top
    >DDURRRRR WHY WOULD I DO THAT ITS JUST A KOROK SEED UP THERE
    Kek

    >climbing a mountain IRL takes tons of preparation and work and is a hearty challenge
    >climbing a mountain in TOTK involves building a hoverbike and trivializing the whole thing
    rofl

    Amd ac6 is putrid dogshit fir trannies for being linear and cinematic

    It's not, but maybe to your schizo brain it is so ill be nice.

    Sounds like you are a obnoxious AC6 and troonyraria fanboy

    >no arguments
    lmao

    Keep it coming fellas.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ACsnoytroony how is that not an argument, but

      >Odd how that doesn't apply to threads
      That's your fault for being an obnoxious console warrior.

      Is?
      what is the difference?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You purposely dodge valid criticisms and questions, that's why your post isn't an argument. Also FYI, stop calling people trannies or else your flimsy arguments will be discarded.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >You purposely dodge valid criticisms and questions, that's why your post isn't an argument. A
          That you projecting, ACsnoytroony.

          And you literally just admitted to discarding arguments, kek.
          the definition of dodging criticism

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Explain to me one of your valid criticisms then. Because every time you post, you just cry about snoys and trannies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >valid criticisms

          LMFAOO where?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Asking for an intro cutscene to be skippable sure seems like a valid criticism. You would argue otherwise?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Asking for an intro cutscene to be skippable sure seems like a valid criticism

              Nope. Why would I skip it? Why would I consider a 200 hour video game bad on account of it having an opening cutscene.

              I look forward to my opening cutscenes in Zelda games.

              What a schzio. Can you even think of a single criticism?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but as a random one, what about there being no item categorization when using the "quick" item selection menu? You have the scroll through the whole inventory in a straight line to get the item you want. Or that the post-boss cutscenes are redundant after the first time?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is best you can think up? Oh no! 0/10!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can come up with a lot more. I was just showing there are flaws since you seem to think the game is flawless.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I was just showing there are flaws since you seem to think the game is flawless

                You're complaining about about nitpick. Subject nothingness which will vary from player to player. No game is perfect.

                But TotK is pretty damn close to perfection. But admitting that is too hard for the Nintendo hating schizos here.

                It's been a year a not a single convincing criticism has been made. Not one.

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just enjoyed The Legend of Zelda like the goy slop it is.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Worst Zelda in 10 years

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's only two mainline options to choose from.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is?

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The salty tears sustain me.

    I want MORE.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, can I ask you if you feel this game deserves a 96 / 100 ?

      Seems like any AAA game that's halfway decent gets blown up to ridiculously high scores.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That anon is probably too underage to even remember Uncharted 2. Their entire world begins and ends with the Switch.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >APNmag
      Who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >May 2023
      Nobody says this anymore. It's largely forgotten, nobody talks about its shitty story, exploration, or lore. Not even music (which is admittedly good)

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully they can make a new map for the next game

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t like having alternate timelines like the “Link was killed Ganon”. Just have Time magic shenanigans.

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not that gay, you schizo. I'm just a zeldagay coomer. Don't give me another (you)

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if we had some continuity.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too based for Aonuma moronation.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I personally think that he just hates Zelda.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think he still seethes so hard about Majora's Mask that he keeps trying to stray away from what makes it good. Forcing back Ganondorf for no reason which makes no sense gives me the feeling he is creatively bankrupt too and he can't think up of a new villain.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >creatively bankrupt too and he can't think up of a new villain.
            I noticed that too. KT managed to created a decent antagonist. Capcom made Vaati, Veran and Onyx.

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >troonyraria being our putrid troony wiki dogshit is valid criticism.
    Explain how.

    >Asking for an intro cutscene to be skippable sure seems like a valid criticism

    Nope. Why would I skip it? Why would I consider a 200 hour video game bad on account of it having an opening cutscene.

    I look forward to my opening cutscenes in Zelda games.

    What a schzio. Can you even think of a single criticism?

    >Nope. Why would I skip it?
    You're asking why a player would do anything in an open world game? The entire point of an open world game isn't to ask "why" but rather "why not"? I want to skip the intro because I I feel like skipping the intro. What is your justification against this?

    >Why would I consider a 200 hour video game bad on account of it having an opening cutscene.
    Does the game force you to do all of the side content, or can you just rush right to ganondorf? If so, that makes the entire game shit, since you just said that something being skippable makes it bad.

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If I want to add an item to my arrow for example?

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blue Link am I right fellas?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Green is better.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Blue is hotheaded and aggressive
        >Red is innocent and optimistic
        personally I'd swap them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Red is gay for Blue.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wtf lmao

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Vaati get’s all tentacle monster on Red, and Blue saves him, holding him like a princess and Red now acting like he has fallen for Blue. Blue is justifiably freaked out about this.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I should get more of the manga. I only have OoT parts 1 and 2 and most of TP

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You cannot use the main menu to attach an item to your arrow. That isn't a thing. You have to use the linear menu to add the item.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >otherwise you would be in favor of skipping the wall of flesh
    Honestly, that would probably be a fun idea. As long as the WOF and all relevant hardmode entities aren't nerfed to compensate. Everything in the game should instantly kill you unless you are always ontop of collecting health pickups and keeping your armor up to date. TOTK and BOTW both have the problem where everything in the game has to be the same level of milquetoast. There can't be an increasing challenge in puzzles or combat. Meanwhile, the Moon Lord will literally slaughter you unless you take advantage of everything up to that point. And guess what, that's fun. It's fun to have a boss that stonewalls you and punishes you for taking shortcuts.

    While I could see them adding a bit of non-linearity to boss progression, there still needs to be a progression of challenge.

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TOTK has an amazing story!
    >the story in question:

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The world being mostly unchanged and the sky islands/depths being very low variety compared to the main land is a relevant one.

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    We've gone over a lot of the major problems in the game. It's just that you are too busy dicksucking to acknowledge them.

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Funny, considering you said in an realiser thread that this would ruin the game 😉
    To accommodate skipping him, you'd have to rework alot of the game's mechanics. How are you going to spawn hallow and underground corruption without it? how do you signal that the game should start spawning hardmode bosses and hardmode enemies? How do you obtain higher tier ores? To even spawn them you need at a minimum a molten pickaxe and a way to obtain the PWNhammer. You can't even obtain HM ores from fishing until hardmode is triggered.

    See how it's not clear cut?

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >YOU'RE THE ONE HAVING A MELTDOWN!
    >meanwhile:

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you expect? Zoomers live to glorify MTX for daddy government and mommy corporation.

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Are you going to shit your pants in rage, or are you actually going to offer constructive criticism? I offered a way to fix Zelda's problem, by simply giving me a "skip cutscene" button. There's one in the game already, it just magically doesn't work half the time.

    Now, how would you fix Terraria. And I expect you to be specific.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Just stop being a wiki troony game.
    Not specific enough. Elaborate or you admit that you have no argument.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    ACgay getting rekt

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That was the guy responding to ACgay though. Who is correct that there should be the ability to skip all cutscenes and only a max level contrarian would claim otherwise because there is no reason you should against options and more replayability.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It even benefits people who like the story, since they can choose to freely skip it on all future playthroughs. Literally everyone wins.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the intro should be skippable
        Ok opinion.
        >the intro being unskippable makes the game a movie game
        Schizo opinion that deservers getting relentlessly mocked.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >there should be the ability to skip all cutscenes

        Why? Seriously, explain why? Every single Zelda game for 30 years has an opening cutscene.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the intro should be skippable
          Ok opinion.
          >the intro being unskippable makes the game a movie game
          Schizo opinion that deservers getting relentlessly mocked.

          >it's okay to want the intro to be skippable
          >actually nevermind every single Zelda didn't do it, we''re never allowed to change it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>it's okay to want the intro to be skippable
            I said this.
            nevermind every single Zelda didn't do it, we''re never allowed to change it
            I never said this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >still can't explain typical gaming standards and expected conventions are bad

            Yikes.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >typical gaming standards and expected conventions
              We've had the ability to skip cutscenes for well over 30 years. Zelda should've adopted this ASAP. Besides, isn't the whole point of BOTW and TOTK to "break away from typical standards and conventions"? Heaven knows you complain about the stale OOT formula every thread, now you can't bear to part with tradition?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still seething about a game he didn’t play
                TotK lets you skip cutscenes.

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, I wouldn't even harp on the intro of TOTK, but people could at least acknowledge that it's flawed. Like all you'd have to say is "yeah, I wish the cutscene was skippable" or "I wish the tutorial was a little more non-linear". Even hearing that would be enough to consider it a minor complaint, and we could move on to discussing the rest of the game. The problem is when people will defend a cutscene being unskippable as a positive. Even JRPGs, a genre dedicated to the story, let you skip alot of the cutscenes (honestly they should let you skip more). So it would do nothing but benefit TOTK. Is that too much to ask? Yes, you say it's a 200 hour adventure, but first impressions are important, and if a game can't trust you to have a little autonomy over how much story you get forcefed, then it spells disaster for the rest of the game.

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ganker will defend this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would never defend a moron ignoring the fact that they opened their inventory to the correct item and then pretended there was a problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What if he wanted a bomb? He'd need to scroll through most of the list. Or if he only had splashfruit for water?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          But they specifically didn't.

          And the bottom of the screen tells you what to do otherwise.

          The only way it would be any kind of problem is if you just ignored the bow forever instead of using it when useful meaning when you would just be left with defaults.

          And that would immediately be fixed upon using the correct item once at which point it would be in the, like, top 6 used items.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use Y.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They don't even need to do that. It opens on a water item.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >too moronic to read the on-screen prompt

      TotK haters are low IQ morons.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How does that solve it? You still need to scroll through to get the specific item you want since there are no groupings to jump between.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Absolute moron.

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can see the bomb's position in that webm. You can see it is almost at the end of the scroll.

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >It literally brings the item he uses right to him.
    Sort by type does not automatically get him selected on splashfruit

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Then make a new webm
    Why? You can see the issue in the existing one.

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were right. Glad it leaked early so I didn't waste money on this shit.

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The scale is right there, so he didn't need to scroll in this case to get a water item, but he would if he needed something else, and if the scale wasn't the most recent item he used, he would also need to scroll to either the scale or the fruit. (obviously there will be scrolling no matter what, but the issue is that there is no way to shorten the time by jumping categories or something)

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Refuted how? He wanted to use a particular item and he had to scroll a long time to get the item.

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you Ganker?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, except replace Zelda with Kass.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love TotK.

    Almost as much as I love watching Gankerseethe about it.

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >come back to the thread
    >ACgay already posting his usual schizo shit about how TotK has a one-hour unskippable cutscene
    Kek

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