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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    20000. in. queue.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Already walked back the phone requirement
    >DDoS'd daily
    It's about what I expected.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Did they walk it back?

      • 1 year ago
        sage

        yea they did this morning

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not that anon but basically they've allowed anyone that logged into overwatch 1 about 400 days~ or so before it shut down to be grandfathered into being able to play. This will be enabled I think tomorrow/today based on timezone.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what the frick is this bullshit, I bought overwatch with money but I haven't played it in over a year, so now they steal it from me unless I give them my personal phone number?
          absolute bullshit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/overwatch-2-known-issues-october-6-2022/694774

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't look like they did, they basically telling newbies or new account to surrender their phone numbers.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So newer players are still getting fricked.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cheaters & hardcore players are crafty enough to get a basic phone number to pass the SMS requirement every new account they make
          this does nothing at all, how can they be this stupid?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          lmao
          but honestly good on them, looks like I'll check out OW2 after all
          >captcha: BYZTRO

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          This whole launch was 1:1 copy of the Lost Shart fiasco that lasted almost 6 months mutt companies are such failures holy shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea they did this morning

      >walked it back
      If you played for 3 years straight but haven't touched it in the last year, you still need a phone.
      If you played on console and never attached your battle.net account, you still need a phone.

      that probably doesn't help 99% of the people who bought OW1.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not to mention those who care probably already gave in and put their phone numbers in

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah the group who cares enough about overwatch to be playing it in the year of our lord 2021, but didn't care enough to jump in on OW"2" launch is probably all of about 8 people.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >If you played for 3 years straight but haven't touched it in the last year, you still need a phone
        No you don't
        reread the post.
        >We designed Overwatch 2 to be a live service, which enables us to be responsive to a variety of player feedback. We have made the decision to remove phone number requirements for a majority of existing Overwatch players. Any Overwatch player with a connected Battle.net account, which includes all players who have played since June 9, 2021 (the date that console players had to link their accounts with battle.net), will not have to provide a phone number to play

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >ReReaD thE PoSt
          homie if you don't see the ambiguity in the statement I'm fairly certain I've read it more closely than you have. And it leans towards "which includes all players who.." being an exclusionary statement.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Black person if you intentionally interpret any ambiguity to its immediate most negative possible outcome and then speak as though that interpretation is a certainty then you're self-important c**t. That date is there specifically because that was the last call date for console players to link their shit to a battle.net account.
            >Any Overwatch player with a connected battle net account will not have to provide a phone number to play
            >which includes ALL players who have played since 9 june 2021
            These are two different statements separated by commas.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Don't even bother. I'm 99% sure it's the same fricking moron thread after thread starting the same argument.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not all the way though, one more shitfire and they will remove the whole thing altogether.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      blessed are the ddosers, hopefully they keep it up or step it up further.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > Already walked back the phone requirement
      I just launched it and it still asks for my phone.
      I bought the game in 2016 and last played in june.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they plan to remove the requirement today

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      as someone that played ow1 since launch every week I think the phone requirement was absolutely neccesary.

      I fricking hate everyone that tries to play this game and any innocent people that get filtered by the phone requirement are a neccesary sacrifice to filter out the absolute fricking degenerates that the requirement is meant to filter out.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this is such a moronic argument, there are going to be plenty of degenerate shitty players that will easily get past the phone thing. If anything it will just weed out a very very tiny portion of the playerbase

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not that they're shitty players, it's that they act like shitty fricking degenerates, get muted or banned and then switch to one of the 5 alt accounts they bought when the game was on sale and they do the same thing over and over again never having faced any repercussions.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      There's no DDoS, it's just their servers being complete shit, Blizzard uses this excuse a lot during launches.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    500000 in queue though?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the entire population of the game on launch day, anon.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This battle pass is fricked, all those pages and I'm barely at lv5. Do I gotta play comp for big xp gains?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      give them money. you not poor are you?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        are you poor?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not as poor as you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            poorer than you, ahmed

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              only a fool basis his worth on how much money he has

              seeth and cope my friends.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                cope and seethe, buddy

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Poorgays rise up ,so you can put a noos around youre neck kick the chair and hanged youreself

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                one day you're going to lose all your money and you'll wonder if it's karma for treating the lesser so poorly
                I'm going to tell you right now, when that thought enters your head: yes, yes it is
                have a nice trip down to hell and see you on the otherside, brother

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >karma
                >hell
                coping with being poor since BC era kek

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                have you never experienced a downswing in your life? there's always a setup & lead and it usually starts with a lack of understanding for other people, and if there's anything more disgusting in human nature it's the discrediting of the struggle of a poor man

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You're talking to a very low functioning autist. Let it be.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                then don't bring magical shit into it, just say that incosiderate people tend to be their own undoing instead of fricking karma, give me a break

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                karma isn't magical, it's a real phenomenon where you'll psyche yourself out by deeming a person(s) lesser than you, only to have to maintain your current level and at the first sign of cracking, your anxiety will spike and you'll be unable to perform
                as you eventually fall, your chances of recovery will be lower and take longer than if you weren't that way, because you've become with you have shit talked in the past
                it's like a teenager who makes fun of baldies and then starts losing their hair... their anxiety only makes it worse
                it's a death grip

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Get a load of this fricking hippie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                jesus was also a hippie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                How exactly was Jesus a hippie? Did he eat magic mushrooms?

                Based QP enjoyer. I'm gonna give it two weeks before I go comp too. Don't want server issues tanking my rating.

                Based, i dont understand all these seething fricking morons. Dont like the game then quit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                he had far out ideas and didn't invest much in clothing or grooming

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            only a fool basis his worth on how much money he has

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      almost all of the exp comes from challenges. Once you get to the point where most of the weeklies are done you'll see tons of exp flow in at once, but then your progress will come to a halt
      t. level 16

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Are you kidding? Theres 62 days left of it and I'm 15/80 in 2 days. 2 days of just playing for a couple hours in the evening after work
      Just do your challenges and the xp flows fast, Im actually curious about bonus rewards after level 80 if there is any

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Challenges like "play this shit map 10 times" give you a frickton of xp.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no, it is "win this shit map 10 times" so you will be playing it at least 30 times because ""ddosed servers" will also kick you at random

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just celebrate the transition bro

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the loot box. i know what it was and why its bad but it was fun and the only shitway you get skins. Now its just fricking fortnite and i am not spending money on skins

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Please, Fortnite is way better about this stuff. You don't even get currency from the pass in this one! And most of the rewards are dumb banners.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard made a ton of concessions with their lootboxes to make them palatable.
      Reasonably farmable from regular gameplay, pity rate would increase until you got a legendary, no "cash exclusive" lootboxes, 3 a week just from doing well in custom games. Not to mention all the adjustments to credits earned over time.

      Like nobody is buying $20 skins, and the sale of battle passes would be strong with or without them existing. I think there's an unironic chance when they realize this they'll backtrack and readd them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody is buying $20 skins
        Haha course they aren't, anon...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Like nobody is buying $20 skins
        Black person have you heard of CSGO, Dota2 or LoL?

    • 1 year ago
      sage

      Really dont understand why they dont still have lootboxes, shouldve copied Apex's battlepass. They also have a horrible entry incentive for non bp-owners to grind past level 10.

      Bored of Apex and this game is kinda ass right now, i gues its back to single player

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shouldve copied Apex's battlepass
        Apex's battlepass is hot dogshit lmao. I actually play that game a lot and have never once been compelled to buy a battlepass or loot box.

        Also they don't give you frick all "for free". Duplicate materials take forever to stack up to anything of value, and shit like finishers and banners cost just as much as skins. Only better thing about it are that the challenges mix up your gameplay nicely but that's just a inherent advantage BRs have over non-BRs.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know the Belgium thing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Blizzard made a ton of concessions with their lootboxes to make them palatable.
        Reasonably farmable from regular gameplay, pity rate would increase until you got a legendary, no "cash exclusive" lootboxes, 3 a week just from doing well in custom games. Not to mention all the adjustments to credits earned over time.

        Like nobody is buying $20 skins, and the sale of battle passes would be strong with or without them existing. I think there's an unironic chance when they realize this they'll backtrack and readd them.

        i miss the loot box. i know what it was and why its bad but it was fun and the only shitway you get skins. Now its just fricking fortnite and i am not spending money on skins

        >Begging for the return of lootboxes
        This is just pathetic. The fact that you slurp up this game and are willing to wait in 5000 person queues as well. You really are a degenerate.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I miss it too and I never bought it. They should gie you a free lootbox after every battlepass level imo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They don’t have loot boxes? I’m not playing this shit then. I remember being excited to play the Halloween event to try get all the legendary skins in the loot boxes, this sucks

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >matches are now solely dependent on which team has a better tank
    man why didn't they just remove the "tank" role altogether

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >which team has a better tank
      So it's WoW PvP?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >you now realize the balancing team was actually the same team that does wow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be sexy gaycer
      >feel hook on my ass
      >go thru the wall, thru the floor, thru woods,Between windowmaker buttcheeks,between loading screen, into the 80000 queue, thru donkys video and into a fat greasy meth addicted man who shoots me in the head
      na its good just push them off a cliff.

      Please, Fortnite is way better about this stuff. You don't even get currency from the pass in this one! And most of the rewards are dumb banners.

      both shit and you know it.doesn't matter how much shit fornite has over it its still fricking fortnite

      Blizzard made a ton of concessions with their lootboxes to make them palatable.
      Reasonably farmable from regular gameplay, pity rate would increase until you got a legendary, no "cash exclusive" lootboxes, 3 a week just from doing well in custom games. Not to mention all the adjustments to credits earned over time.

      Like nobody is buying $20 skins, and the sale of battle passes would be strong with or without them existing. I think there's an unironic chance when they realize this they'll backtrack and readd them.

      i hope soon. They could have sold better newer skins on the shop before adding it into the loot box and added trading skins. that would have made them more money while also keeping the only reason most people played overfricked

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I farmed everything I needed (except summer ashe and Halloween Bridget because lmao at 3000 credits) to tide me over until the game goes into panic mode.
        Normally I'm extremely hesitant to go "dead game" but this game has had a barrage of negative word of mouth, so I'm hopeful they get scared.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They need to remove roles altogether nobody wants to play healer or tank that shit is fricking stupid.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I like playing healers exclusively tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Nobody wants to play tank.
        Nobody wants to play the role that literally does the most damage in the game?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Tank is fun but god people in this game are so fricking passive and don't know how to hit their W key.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe in lower ranks but in plat, winston specifically is a huge problem. Tank is the most wanted role because it can do the most.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I haven't touched comp at all. I wanna try kiriko out and servers have been acting weird.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Spoiler she's fricking broken and will make you wonder what the point of dps is.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I've hardly seen any Kiriko's do damage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you can pretty much mash the two mouse buttons all match while aiming in the general direction of your peers and enemies and you'll do great with her

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what's the difference to Zen? if you can predict movement you do a lot of damage, but the consistency of a dps is missing. better surviveability compared to Zen maybe?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                you can two-shot most DPS characters in the game if you headshot them and three-shot all healers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                zen
                normal dps: 120
                headshot dps: 240
                shots to do 200 damage with hs: 3 (1.2 seconds)

                kiriko
                normal dps: ~73
                headshot dps: ~218
                shots to do 200 damage with hs: 2 (1.1 seconds)

                the damage doesn't look much different and this is without discord orb

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Thats a mighty big if partner

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but saying "you can't do anything in this game because your team is always shit" is like the most commonly found, and useless, pleb take about comp games you can find, and especially in Overwatch. Like probably the vast majority of people especially in comp think this way and it does nothing but give them an excuse to not try harder. So they just stay shit and keep blaming each other for not carrying them and you've got 5 people every game who are earning an L and thinking "FRICK this team". That's not a redpill. You all suck ass. That's the redpill.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >"The only consistent is you"
                Factually wrong when 99% of NA multiplayer games are shitfests of terrible teammates that will throw at the first slight to their fragile ego.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                And yet there are people who, if they played on your account, would rinse every team they played against. Unless you’re in the top 1% of the game, which you aren’t.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, ain't nobody carrying a team who are intentionally throwing. And don't for a fricking second think that ego queens don't throw in high MMR games. This is made even worse by the fact that high MMR games will utterly exploit even the slightest of weaknesses in a team's chain, and so even just one person intentionally throwing will be devastating. The term MMR Assassin was literally coined by pros for people who go out of their way to throw because they are going out of their way to tank a well known player's MMR.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                m8, “he’s throwing” is part and parcel with the “why does my team always suck” mindset. Sure people throw but not nearly as much as assravaged spergs accuse people of it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Sure people throw
                Then your argument is done with, because I was always arguing with the fact that people do throw and knowing when people are intentionally throwing isn't fricking difficult if you have a functioning brainstem.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                yeah. if you don't pick the hero as told by some moron, you're basically throwing

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Unironically throwing if you pick a hero like Mercy. She fricking sucks compared to other support.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                not sure why you sent me that wall of text, why are you mad?
                of course I agree with you that its a team game and that every person on each team must do their best in order to win
                then again this is overwatch, so it won't ever be a serious game worthy of your effort, its a game you can play without thinking at all, thats its main achievement - its like eating chips

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Sheeeiit

                Yeah but saying "you can't do anything in this game because your team is always shit" is like the most commonly found, and useless, pleb take about comp games you can find, and especially in Overwatch. Like probably the vast majority of people especially in comp think this way and it does nothing but give them an excuse to not try harder. So they just stay shit and keep blaming each other for not carrying them and you've got 5 people every game who are earning an L and thinking "FRICK this team". That's not a redpill. You all suck ass. That's the redpill.

                Meant for

                How many team games have you played in your life? Useless c**ts that are too self-interested in playing their own game instead of playing with the team or doing the objective are a constant, in literally every single one of them. From ASShomosexualS to FPS games to MMOs.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                honestly my issue with overwatch is how balancing for the OWL made teamwork so essential the solo carry potential is basically zero. Blizzard insists there's more solo carry potential, but to me in 5v5 there's even less because mistakes are even more punishing.
                the game expects an unreasonable level of teamwork to make most characters work properly, playing it solo is a miserable experience and the matchmaking ensures a nearly forced 50:50

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the game expects you to know what heroes do. if you know what your team needs, you don't even need to use mic to play effectively

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                all i'm saying is that the margin of error is small and the game doesn't communicate well what you're actually supposed to be doing.
                there's a reason so many morons still think rein should only hold rmb+w and why they think winston is an off tank

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Overwatch has so many ways to frustrate dealing damage (which is, ultimately, how you win the game) that what you do individually feels like it matters way less than most

                kind of funnily and paradoxically overwatch is an incredibly hard game for aiming, but you also get precious few opportunities for that aim to actually matter and win an engagement. You need to play around escape abilities, barriers, stuns. If you're on point with aim but the other guy has kiriko who's paying attention and slaps the "no die lol" charm on her for your burst damage you're not accomplishing squat.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                So ask yourself, anon. Why are you shooting the tank like an npc instead of going for the support? I swear these threads are filled with silver shitters and mystery hero babbys

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Because your window to go after the support is incredibly tiny and they're behind four other people who quite possibly have stuns, boops, or invuln

                if you're carrying your options are "hope the team is napping and instantly kill a support or lose"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Why are you shooting the tank like an NPC instead of going for the support?
                Motherfricker can you read? His entire point is that there's so much damage avoidance bullshit in the game, and with the removal of stuns there is next to no way to pre-counterplay (or just counterplay) any of it (because Mei freeze really was what was killing the game)
                >Kiriko immortality
                >Baptiste immortality
                >Ana sleep dart
                >Brigger barrier
                >Genji deflecting iframes
                >Reaper iframes
                >Mei iframes
                >Symm barrier
                >Barriers / Bubbles every 10 seconds
                Just off the top off my head, on top of Supports being priority protection for the tank (who are all twice as annoying to deal with / get around because logical balancing)
                >but it's just a few heroes, it's not all of them
                Yeah, and you're statistically near-guaranteed to have to deal with one of them every game.
                Get off the shill copium for a second.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No I misread. Glad it got you sperging though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                objectively false you fricking mongoloid

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >t. silver4 shitter

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Heals more and has out of the jail card every 6 seconds, actually two of those. Her dmg is not the problem, but when zen is glass cannon and has no mobility, Kiriko has most broken teleport ability in the game and also cleansing ability. Too much stuff in one hero. Remove the tp and its balanced.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Too much stuff in one hero
                She has exactly the same about of mechanics as Ana and Moira. In fact, Zen with his shield regen + knockback power kick technically has more than Kiriko

                Kiriko
                >Kunai
                >Healing ofuda
                >Teleport
                >Invuln grenade
                >Wall run
                >Health regen support passive
                >Ult

                Zen
                >Damage orb
                >Charged orb volley
                >Healing orb
                >Orb of discord
                >Health regen support passive
                >Shields that regen on their own seperately to support passive
                >Increased damage + knockback on melee
                >Ult

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I think the Invulnerability grenade is the craziest part of her kit, just harder to use but it doesn't take long until most players get there. it's always up for any ult

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Its like Ana sleep dart or biotic grenade, you have to watch for it and time your ults around their down time. Kirikos healing isnt strong or widespread enough to keep her team alive against sustained damage before she has to use the grenade to keep them alive for a second

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                ok troony
                the game sucks and has sucked for a while, every new character they've made since launch is cancer and nunublizzard is utterly incompetent which is showcased in ow2.

                I haven't even played this trash fire in 2 years because it was stale until that garbage ow2 beta. And I can tell you every single character you mentioned in the way they play is super simple and has no movement abilities. You press a button and something very slightly different happens where you don't even have to move the mouse around or turn the viewscreen away. This new op cancer they added is nothing lkke other healers

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >this angry over a game you don't even play
                troony mindset

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What good would seeing someone elses ping do you?
                You cant change it. Knowing your teammates half thirdie connections would only make you madder

                I played the game for a long time because of the fun I had in the earliest betas. Then they ruined it. And now it's ruined even more in ow2.

                >why are you so angery d00d
                your troony energy is coming off

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you so upset?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Echo is alright. I'd kill for a overwatch with just launch characters plus ana and echo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Preach. I have said it once, and I'll say it again OW killed its DNA and what made the game fun and special when it took out multiple same chaps and added ranked. This game was baby's first FPS. And a super easy one at that. That is why everyone, aka, morons, wanted Ranked, so they would feel good about how "good" they are at the game. Because for once they could get more than 2 kills a game.

          This led to Bliz adding champ/hero limit, and slowly later in the years adding fricking roles.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you play competitive, it becomes all about which team can carry their shitty e-girl Mercy main to victory the fastest. Main reason I quit because there would be a girl in literally every single game I played on comp and they were just complete dead weight like just holding left click with Mercy and nothing else and dying anytime an enemy pops on their screen while most of the other losers on the rest of my team would simp over a girl who was most likely ugly as shit in real life, frick this game.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >just complete dead weight like just holding left click with Mercy and nothing else and dying anytime an enemy pops on their screen
        Am I better if I occasionally switch to damage boosting when it seems safe and only get killed from flanking?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >repeat after me
    twittergays do not belong here

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    40k in queue
    Ganker lost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's been 3 days.
      Let's see where we're at within 30 days.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was dead like a month before it was even born. Diagnosis was given to the would be momma and she cried and cried but still gave birth to this carcas. Now it's just a dead child in the arms of a sad mother who just can't let go.

    Let go.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      k, in a few weeks when I get stop having fun again.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like to use the pizza emote as an insult. Like saying the other team is a pizza shit.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do i need to wait in line if i just want to do training mode as a new player?

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk why you guys hate OW like there are better fps games out there

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does apex still have a tickrate of like 20

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, that's one thing they'll never change.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      better hero shooters too

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >zaku "melee"
        >his energy waves have better range than zaku R and go through shields
        not complaining because most zaku M players are moronic, but its kinda funny

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This game is already dying bro. You can blame the greedy cash shop for it. Also region locked trash.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          still has daily threads on Ganker. all the ow2 threads on Ganker are about how the game is the same as the first one or the fact they cant play

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >still has daily threads on Ganker.
            Congrats? Still dying.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >numbers going back up after everyone saw what a shitshow ow2 is
              oh no no no

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't look like dying to me and also the dev fix shit faster than what Blizzard been doing with Overwatch for 3 fricking years.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Sep 27th
            >Playing an hour ago
            >Lost half since your disingenuous homosexualry snap point.
            OH NO NO NO. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Is this how Gundam fans try to save their dying game? By hiding it's lost half it's launch base behind a weeks old screenshot?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Let's compare it to Overwatch 2 shall we?
              >OW2 Beta 1 million views on Twitch
              >Highest views since OW1 launch
              >Massive success as Ganker claim
              >Today
              >Average of 4k viewers watch Overwatch 2.
              What happened anon?! I thought Ganker is true to their words?!

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Bro there's literally 100k viewers on Twitch right now on just Twitch without any of the super big names streaming. Where are you ass pulling these numbers from?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              your game has trannies in it

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              OW2 will have like 10k people watching it on twitch in under 2 weeks. Then the game dies permanently. The End.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the shooting ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      better hero shooters too

      paladins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >that water
        nah

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus this looks like shit. Unreal Tournament 2004 looks way better than this and that game came out 10 years before you were born, kid.

          >NOOOOOOOO MUH GRAPHICS ARENT SHINY AND PIXAR SO IM GONNA KEEP PLAYING THE GOYSLOP GAME THAT DOESNT RESPECT MY TIME OR MONEY AND SCAMS ME BECAUSE IM CATTLE AND IM THE REASON THE GAMING INDUSTRY IS SO TERRIBLE AND GREEDY

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I haven't played OW in years but yet you still play the cheap bootleg version of that game so I can only assume you're moronic. OW 2 is going free 2 play so it's only going to put the nail in the coffin for your shit game that hasn't been relevant since OW released.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Haven't played paladins in over a year but it is better than overwatch in every way and has been for years. It's why overwatch is copying it now by going 5v5. Paladins was in development first, countless champions and ideas have been stolen from Paladins. You're just a moron that falls for marketing, shilling, and muh graphics. People like you are exactly why gaming is in its current state.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to play a worse game just because you want to feel like a special snowflake, by all means moron.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The way you talk tells me you're a spineless little homosexual in real life. You're crying over how a game looks and the fact that it's perceived as "cheap" to justify being cattle that supports a company that fricks you in the ass and contributes to the death and greed of gaming.
                If you're that much of a weak-willed b***h that you'd bend over like that I can only imagine how you are in real life
                It's like how BMW has subscriptions for heated seats and is greedy as frick now. Imagine still buying BMWs like cattle because you think other brands don't look as good or are "cheap"
                Pussy shit

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking destroyed him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >can't refute the fact the games visual fidelity AND art style look like ass
                >resorts to coping like a baby
                Oh booo hooooo cry me a river you big baby I bet you thought you were so cool and epic while typing that out when you're just outing yourself as a pathetic little loser who no one loves

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You didnt refute anything I said, just called it coping
                Nothing will change the fact that you cry over graphics in a video game, you are definitely a low test homosexual

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >GRAPHICS GRAPHICS GRAPHICS EQUALS GAMEPLAY I'M RIGHT LALALALALA YOU'RE A BIG BABY BOOHOOO FRICK ME HARDER JEFF KAPLAN, JUST NEED DEM GRAPHIX

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking destroyed him.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                peak zoomer response, you won that argument and totally got him frfr, now go buy that battlepass

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >What?! You don't like my bootleg OW that was forgotten after a couple months just like Lawbreakers and Battleborn? You're a cattle for not playing my shitty game!

                You sound ridiculous frickface, how about you play me in a real man's game, Tekken 7. I will have you running back to Paladins but you probs can't even afford it since you're a poorgay playing a f2p bootleg OW.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >real man's game
                holy cringola

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Kekken 7
                LMAO. Shit unbalanced bloated p2w comeback-mechanic filled game. Try playing a good fighting game next time

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >comeback mechanic filled game.

                Yeah, i can already tell you're just a scrub who eats Rage Arts by even the bottom of the barrel players. Thanks for exposing yourself as a permashitter.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Thinks I only talk about ragearts
                moron. You forgot about the 2d characters. And of course, you didn't refute any of the other arguments. Because you couldn't. And don't act like rage-arts aren't used in tournaments. They're used all the time. Why wouldn't you?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The execution needed on the 2d characters is harder than your average character, it's why you mostly see them in tournaments played by the best and rarely in online play. Lemme guess, you watched a couple tourneys on YT and never made it out of green ranks? Maybe when you grow out of being shitter and learn some frame data, you'll be able to get some wins that don't feel like you were just lucky that match, scrub.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >You criticized a game! That means you're a scrub!
                moron, oh moron. It's still a comeback mechanic. I didn't say it was an easy one, but it's still is. This also ties back to my point about the game being unbalanced (which of course, you still didn't refute). One of the many reasons why 2D characters are stupidly strong is because they have comeback mechanics. Skill doesn't matter to my point at all. But whatever. Enjoy your shit unbalanced bloated p2w comeback-mechanic filled game, which is also content-less and has insanely stupid monetization (paid frame data, lol). Keep sucking that bamco dick, it's what I expect from an OWBlack person. No more replies from me.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, you're definitely a green rank scrub if even that. I would pick King just to RDC your ass and make you rage quit but I'm sure others have made you quit already. Stick to your EZ mode hero shooters hitting Q in an enemy group and watching the game kill people for you effortlessly.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >durr rage arts are the only comeback in the game
                shit like Steve and Marduks Rage Drive completely invalidate that

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You just pick two random character's rage drives? Because both of their drives aren't even that good, those guys are like B+ at best compared to Dragonuv, King, Jin, etc. No one has a problem with rage drives being in the game as a low hp comeback mechanic besides your dumbass apparently, only flak I've heard was from rage arts and it's from low rank shitters spamming buttons. It's a free launcher when you block it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I have tekken 7, it's a fine game but it's strange you would call paladins forgotten when it has 4x the players tekken 7 does
                Ill say it again, nothing will change the fact that you cry over graphics like a low test gay. You fell for the blizzard marketing that called paladins a "bootleg". It's extremely feminine to care so much about brand names

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >It's extremely feminine to care so much about brand names.

                That's why you're the biggest homosexual in this thread for shilling Paladins. You played yourself, senpai.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Based on the game's merit, moron, not graphics and "b-but normalgays think it's cheap!" like you

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >a worse game
                You've not yet actually stated why Gundam / Paladins is worse than OW other than 'it looks bad'. Which, even if you had a point, is irrelevant to gameplay.
                How are they worse, you pathetic woman-sounding c**t?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Project Titan was long in development before Paladins.

                Also Paladins has it own set of problems, mostly being even more dead than Overwatch causing shitty matchmaking due to the lower playerbase.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Paladins was the remains of Global Agenda 2, which was built on Global Agenda 1's engine. Even considering Project Titan, Paladins core predates Overwatch's core by 2 years, entering formative / initial development in 2004, as oppose to Project Titan in 2006. As for announcement; Aurum (Paladins beta name) started in 2012, while Titan was cancelled / Overwatch was concepted in 2013. In no way at all, did Overwatch ever 'come before' Paladins - this is also why Paladins runs on the older engine of the two, and why it doesn't 'look better' (as much as shills ITT are whining that UT2004 looks better because it's older).
                I'm just sick to fricking death of you shills running your mouths without even lurking. You just sling shit and lie out your ass, as long as it promotes your dogshit CCP spyware. It doesn't even fricking matter which game 'entered development decades ago' first, it's a kindergarten tier argument 'nuh-uh I'm older and thus better'. Just frick off and leave Ganker alone already.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Touch some grass, my friend. Holy autism.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >lie and waste people's time all thread to shill your product
                >the moment you get an objectively correct rebuttal you can't bullshit your way past, deflect to a twitter quip
                have a nice day.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Overwatch shills on Ganker, kek
                You live in your own delusional world. Almost nobody cares about Overwatch anymore. It's only talked about right now because Overwatch 2 just came out. Keep on raging over nothing, little child.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >global agenda
                God that takes me back.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Paladins was in development first
                A bunch of amateurs are not going to recreate the quality of artisans even if they have more time to work.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >the cheap bootleg version of that game
              Maybe it's not though, shill-san? Maybe there's a reason Overwatch has spent the last 7 years playing catchup in terms of copycatting mechanics and abilities and only surviving by having a bigger budget? Like, Junker Queen is a straight up ripoff of Khan, ability-by-ability, only switching the Ult and the Summon-back around; and Khan came out close to 4 years ago.
              Maybe there's a reason the 'cheap bootleg' version of Overwatch is still alive, and is retaining players, where all the others have failed?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus this looks like shit. Unreal Tournament 2004 looks way better than this and that game came out 10 years before you were born, kid.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Unreal Tournament 2004 looks way better

          Wow, you're so old and experienced mr underageb&, I almost had no way to check that in a few seconds, but as it turns out, you're just talking out your ass!
          How's about that!

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if you weren't a third worlder who could only max their vids to 240p you could clearly see your shitty webm looks worse than the cherry picked youtube video you posted. You're not helping your case because the game came out almost 20 years ago vs a game from 2016 and still looked like shit by 2016 standards.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >cherry picked youtube video
              >fifth result for 'Unreal Tournament 2004'
              overshill gettin' desperate...
              cope entering overdrive.....

              But yeah, let me guess, you're going to thrash around and call everything shit unless it fits your payroll / agenda to shill OW.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's ironic and sad that you posted kino without even realizing it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        dead game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mounting
        fricking stupid

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I'd take it over spending a solid fricking minute walking back to the point like a chimp in Overwatch. Shit like Kings Row second point is a straight up war crime against gaming if you fail the push before the checkpoint.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But that's an issue with the game/level design and a huge reason why OW was so bad. Having a mount(this is the first time I see it) is such a lazy fricking junior way of solving the walking sim that OW was, laughably bad. I work as a game designer and if someone had suggested a mount as a solution to the running for 1 min back to the fight issue, I would have scolded them for being so fricking junior.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >I work as a game designer
              >>a functional, simple solution that fixes the issue, and allows for vast improvements in other areas of the game
              >I would have scolded them
              You get a mount with increased movement speed until you take an action or receive damage; whose purpose is to allow you to quickly get from spawn to the place you want on the map, automatically, one-time-per-respawn. That's it. You don't get to shoot off of them, and they don't exist in deathmatch modes. Once it's gone, you don't get it back until you next respawn.
              Oh, and you can spec it's speed, so you have dive tanks like Ruckus building into it to act as a soft way to lower their expected death timers, while Point tanks like Barik spec so it gives them a few precious seconds to set up their deployables aroind the point before the DPS arrive (which doesn't give an advantage past that, since the point activation is delayed)

              In exchange, it allows for larger maps, more meaningful and exaggerated mobility / knockback and thus more movement options overall. There are almost no 'dead corridors' in Paladins maps, unlike the ones that plague Overwatch map design, because even the external quiet lanes serve as easy, common ways for mounted flanks to circle the enemy without taking flak damage (dismounting them), with almost no extra time spent getting into position (meanwhile, walking, it'd take a solid minute + cooldowns).
              Fish Market is a map functionally bigger than any found in Overwatch (the big gimmick being that each side has a huge field / hill you need to push over to capture, with the central region being a market with open streets; a very sniper-friendly map); and even so, it's death walk is less than half that of Overwatch's 'smallest' maps like Illios or Nepal, because mounts.

              Finally, this fits in the setting, as it's tech-fantasy; crystal-tech guns being the cutting edge and core part of the conflict.

              So where's the issue?
              You just sound like an uninformed hubristic homosexual.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          gotta sells more skins anon

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off back to your dead general.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They hated anon because he told them the truth.

        Too bad they had to add heroes and not maps, just like Blizzard.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Shill me on getting back into Paladins. I stopped playing like 2 1/2 years ago but kinda have the itch for a hero shooter again.
        Gundam was okay but I don't think its really my thing. Overwatch is garbo.
        I had a good bit of fun with it and kinda forget why I stopped in the first place

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm being honest, I quit a few months back since they messed with making Caut passively scale and it didn't quite jive with me (and I'd been playing for a while), but in terms of abilties, custom kits and gameplay variety it's such a fricking shitstomp on the competitors it's not even a competition. he game is better balanced simply because you have more options to deal with more broken (and thus more fun) things.
          Will probably go back myself, this whole shitshow got me thinking about the game again.

          tl;dr Paladins development and balance is hands off and pro-player-choice to a fault (in that it's buggy as frick at times), while Overwatch development and balance is so hands on in a box-conforming competitive standard that it already strangled the life out of the game years ago.

          tl;dr similar levels of coomability, more mobility, better gameplay

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like a good time still, it looks like they added a frickload of new characters.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Used to be grandmaster in paladins, quit some months ago and agree with all of this
            Even though I quit I still say that it's the best active multiplayer game
            You also forgot to mention to extremely giving monetization. You can specifically do only crystals challenges, even as a free player, and in less than 3 months you'll have enough to buy the battle pass for free. Simply complete each one and the next will always be free

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It's pretty easy to get GrandMaster in a dead game with no competition. Is it any mystery why the game is giving out free shit? It's because it's dying and it's trying to retain what little of the playerbase is left like all the whales buying the newest OP hero just like in League of Legends.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit you are beyond mad
                You're lashing out, striking out at anything in reach
                Blizzdrone gonna freak

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >He doesn't like Paladins, must be a Blizzdrone.

                If you play competitive, it becomes all about which team can carry their shitty e-girl Mercy main to victory the fastest. Main reason I quit because there would be a girl in literally every single game I played on comp and they were just complete dead weight like just holding left click with Mercy and nothing else and dying anytime an enemy pops on their screen while most of the other losers on the rest of my team would simp over a girl who was most likely ugly as shit in real life, frick this game.

                This was my first post about Overwatch but go ahead and keep deluding yourself into thinking Paladins isn't an even shittier game. You were the gay 10 years ago saying "WoW is garbage, Runes of Magic is way better and it's free!"

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Paladins has a ton of former quake players because the game has a ton of champions that play so similar and the massive amount of customization accomodates that style, if you so choose. So yes there is plenty of competition
                When games are dying, they do the opposite. Get greedy and do what is essentially an exit scam.
                You do seem really mad though. Like unhealthily mad. Why would you be so mad over a game you've never played? Lmao

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You might have a point if all the new heroes in Paladins haven't been undertuned on release.
                >VII - Too difficult for most players
                >Betty - Solid, balanced release
                >Lillith - Too complex for most players
                >Caspian - Getting major animation delay reductions next patch
                The last 'newest OP hero' was Azaan (again, after a string of balanced releases), and he was kneecapped in a single patch because nobody found his damage reduction fun to play into.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          i totally agree with

          If I'm being honest, I quit a few months back since they messed with making Caut passively scale and it didn't quite jive with me (and I'd been playing for a while), but in terms of abilties, custom kits and gameplay variety it's such a fricking shitstomp on the competitors it's not even a competition. he game is better balanced simply because you have more options to deal with more broken (and thus more fun) things.
          Will probably go back myself, this whole shitshow got me thinking about the game again.

          tl;dr Paladins development and balance is hands off and pro-player-choice to a fault (in that it's buggy as frick at times), while Overwatch development and balance is so hands on in a box-conforming competitive standard that it already strangled the life out of the game years ago.

          tl;dr similar levels of coomability, more mobility, better gameplay

          unlike overwatch paladins gives an obscene amount of control to the player, while overwatch is the usual blizzard routine of punishing you for playing in a way they don't like.
          and healers are actually fun in paladins

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        is this game still an unbearably buggy mess? i remember last time i played this there was a major bug occurring every other match and it just ruined my desire to keep playing

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Paladins
          >buggy
          You said the same word twice
          It's 'better' than it was years back; as in there's much less gamebreaking stuff. Shit like Strix's flashbang blinding you for 2 seconds because shaders or Corvus finding new and innovative ways to teleport through the map boundaries are mostly patched up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >shitty looking UI
        >shitty looking font
        the women are hot tho

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Hirez spit polish

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >tribes died for this

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >tribes died for smite
          >titanfall died for apex
          >overwatch died for overwatch pozzed
          I'm about ready to cry.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Paladins looks like shit but is a lot of fun. I like how all the hitboxes are FRICKING ENORMOUS so you don't have to be a CSGO Pro hopped up on adderall just to play a sharpshooter character.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what you are saying is that you need assistance putting the cursor on some models and clicking a mouse button?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, especially when they're allowed to have ridiculous mobility on open maps, and far more characters play with projectiles / heavy hitscan range falloff along with a higher overall TTK to balance it out. The D.Va of the game (Ruckus) has Tracer's mobility, and can spec to blink upward too; and most of the flanks are even more mobile.
            It's like Quake, the hitboxes mobility and speed (nearly) justify the size. It's not perfect yet, meanwhile in Overwatch most heroes have no mobility at all and Hanzo's oneshot logs are allowed without question.
            I'll take Paladins over Overwatch's any day.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mounts

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I get useless troons like you on my team, zooming around maps while missing 102% of their shots like every game bro, please stop playing mp games

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >literally 0 (ZERO) connected shots
        wow. seriously, wow. and someone actually thinks "wow I'm so cool better clip this".

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        LMAO is this suppose to be impressive? God I hate paladins morons

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I don't play shooters with moronic controller aim assist

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    can't believe I'm saying this but I miss the lootboxes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least you got them pretty fast, these xp rates are full scum.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      With lootboxes you had a very consistent income, it didn't take long for me to have some nice skins, poses and highlights for every single hero, plus the occasional legendary.
      Even when just playing it as a casual time waster I was all but guaranteed to get a legendary skin each event.
      At the current pace it will take you almost an ENTIRE YEAR of weekly challenges just to afford a single legendary
      Fricking LMAO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        F2p skins are gonna be israeli, I've made peace with that. Issue I have is that you now need to grind to level 55 every time a new character drops or pay up 10 bucks every time when basically every other battle pass on the market refunds the cost of the pass through unlocks, letting you effectively pay for just one pass for as long as you play the game consistently. Locking characters in a game about swapping team compsto adapt to the enemy is the game and locking content in that way is extremely detrimental.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maintenance over when

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Soujourn, Widowmaker and MCassidy players are all dead weight subhumans Jesus Christ

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i could fight dead weight widows
      all the ones i encounter destroy my team

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >be winning on koth
      >moron reinhardt wants to push into their spawn
      >dies while we all chase after him
      >Team Kill!
      >we lose the game while he rages silently by spamming "I need healing"
      >get him another game
      >keeps on doing the same shit, pushing into the enemy with nobody nearby and letting the enemy team kill everyone
      >this time he starts raging in chat and eventually rage quits

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But actually the game is pretty much a follow on from 1, meaning it was dead BEFORE arrival.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    checking in to say the last time I played overwatch was moira release. game's boring and I didn't reinstall it for the same game with a couple new characters and a buttjob. I'm done with all blizzard products.

    thank you for reading my blog. rest in piss and continue milking your IPs with mobile games blizzard.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >grind a 80 ranks of battle pass to even play new characters

    NOPE.jpg

    good grief. overwatch 1 but worse in every way, and all the skins are paywalled now

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >3.5 years in development
    >heroes locked behind paywall/bp and new players have to play literal hundreds of games to unlock characters from the pre-existing roster
    >no pve game mode like they advertised
    >can't play with a prepaid phone plan, so moronic that blizz had to partially walk it back
    >"""ddos attacks""" on launch with horrendous queues on par with mmo expansion launch days
    >battle pass and monetization is even shitter than league of asshomosexuals and doesn't even have good cosmetics in it
    >old maps still suck giant Black person wiener
    >tank is an even bigger deciding factor in which team wins games
    >kiriko is shaping up to be even more broken than brigitte was in her heyday and will cause "pro play" and then the actual game to implode in under a year
    The only merits the game has are giving reworks to some heroes and making flanking actually possible on the new barricade push maps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>no pve game mode
      this is really the most ridiculous shit
      how fricking hard is it to just make some basic ass content people could repeat ad infinitum. for fricks sake, Zombies, Monsters, Robots(MARS now) had it figured out a decade+ ago

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    At least the porn will be good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >multiple days after release
      >no uptick in content, just the usual 1-2 pages on r34 every few days varying from good shit to fetish trash
      >meanwhile in the same period releases like Elden Rin were starting to hit 5+ pages per day
      Anon.
      Calm it with the copium.
      Two of the new girls aren't appealing to the common denominator in the slightest, and the nip is about as unique as cardboard.
      It's already overwatch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >porn will be good
      Sorry anon, Blizzard is encrypting those new 3D models.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Encrypted stuff can be decrypted, because it's unlikely the game tries to read encrypted data for the models. Basically, just trying to add some extra steps, so you can't just extract models with light hacking

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I highly doubt SFM artist willing to break the laws for a $80 OW commission.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I still doesnt understand how it could stop artists.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that is a fake article

        I still doesnt understand how it could stop artists.

        Encrypted stuff can be decrypted, because it's unlikely the game tries to read encrypted data for the models. Basically, just trying to add some extra steps, so you can't just extract models with light hacking

        why is everyone on this board so fricking moronic but me

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Proof?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            the proof is literally google
            prove me wrong and find that article
            you can't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in an effort to prevent porn

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They should've handled it like Randy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >in an effort to prevent porn
        >porn is the only good thing that came out do their crap
        >porn is the only thing that kept it relevenat enough to make a "sequel"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's a fake article you stupid frick.
          you can't just simply "encrypt the models" when the game itself has to know how to decrypt them if they did that.
          that means every person on the planet with the game installed has the decryption key.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Does that makes what I said any less true? About the porn keeping the game relevant. I mean, I've never played it but I've blasted ropes to futa Mei fricking the shit out of every other female characters.
            Have a cookie for pointing the obvious.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not him but I never once understood the porn made from that shit. never once gave me a chubby and im a lowkey coomer. guess its the same reason why I never cared for fanart for vidya girls and only official ones.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't know how anybody believed this was a real article. Did you see junker queen? She exists to encourage twitter to draw porn of her and give their game free advertising.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Alan Smithy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          What a moron, might as well not put any name.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fake article and literally ALL vide game encrypt their models. Its called trying to protect your IP and some games are notoriously hard to extract models from.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Proof?

        Not surprised that 4chud doesn't read past the headline

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow coomers, it is up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      thank you anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what is?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It is amazing that Paladins still shits on this game relentlessly without even raising so much as a finger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because it focused on shooting than character traits.

      Sadly, like Snorewatch, it thinks adding more ASShomosexualS heros/abilities is content instead of maps.

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be a Ganker doomposter
    >also be in a constant state of being owned
    What drives a man to be wrong on the internet all day?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >half the games I lose are because the healer/tank doesn't play well with the team
    >games that I'm the healer have a higher winrate than other roles
    I hate how this game feels so much worse when you have bad teammates
    Being a healbawd gets grating after awhile

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Quick Play
    >Role Queue
    >All roles
    Yup, it's gamer time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fallout 3 with companion mods

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just rename "all roles" to "support" already, it has a goddamn 90% probability. those awkward 100xp and 12 seconds less queue time aint cutting it blizzchuds

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Redesign the characters.
    >No fricking skins for those redesigns, not even color swaps.
    Does Blizzard like money or not?

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >battle pass skin for bandit b***h is just a recolor
    lame

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao just switch region to asia in the launcher and youll skip queue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      surprised no one on this thread has pointed this out, homosexuals in Ganker just love to argue about the pettiest shit, have a nice day homosexuals

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Trying to merge my old Xbox acc that I haven't touched in years because I sold the disk

    [...]

    in que
    This better work Blizzchumps, I have those skins that came with a code in the disk.

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >finish my placement matches with a 7:2 win rate
    >matched up against golds, put up a good performance
    >placed in bronze 2
    just kill me already

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Winrate doesn't matter, it's all about your personal stats like how long you stayed on fire throughout the game. You most likely had shit stats and got carried through the wins.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is the game good? Like actually good? Like, actually?

    I haven't played since 2017. My favorite heroes were Zarya, Torbjorn, and Zenyatta. I quit because of Blizzard's constant annoying balance decisions and people getting so autistically worked up even in unranked mode. Is the game better now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it is, literally, without any exaggeration, the same game as the first game, but with 2 new maps, 3 new champs, and 1 less player per game

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm having a lot of fun. 5v5 plays a lot better and lets individual plays stand out more. They removed most hard CC except for tanks, ults and ana sleep. No more 2CP maps. Ult charge got nerfed so not every fight is just ult spam. People also have no idea how to play right now so it feels chaotic and very fast paced like early OW1. Zen is very strong right now and they gave his melee a damage boost and knockback.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Mostly the same game with some improvements, BP and shop notwithstanding.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped playing like a year after launch and it feels pretty much like that. Same old casual shit but good for another little run if you aren't still bored of it.

      As for salty players I've only experienced 2 games with them, I'm sure it will come back but it's chill for the time being, at least in quick play.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Zarya is really fun to play with her bubble changes. Being able to choose between bubbling yourself twice or divvying the charges out to protect teammates is comfy. Zen got a kick buff that has a large knock back; it's funny.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand, it's literally a patch for overwatch 1... is this a joke?

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Stopped playing since they added Brig
    Why did they remove 2cp?

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the gay ass music in the menu now. And fricking hell role queue quick play takes forever to find a match. Just fricking play tanks and healers too you stupid homosexuals so matches can go through quicker

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The frick? I was told they removed this. Was that a lie?

    I bought and played Overwatch 1 when it came out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No, only oldgays who owe the game back in 2021 do not need mobile phone numbers.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But I bought the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Before June 2021 or after?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Before. I bought it at launch and it's still making me set up a phone number.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Only if you have played 1 in the last year. Everyone else still needs to cough up.
      So the only way to not cough up was make a battle.net account 7 years ago, then link it up 5 years ago.

      >What?! You don't like my bootleg OW that was forgotten after a couple months just like Lawbreakers and Battleborn? You're a cattle for not playing my shitty game!

      You sound ridiculous frickface, how about you play me in a real man's game, Tekken 7. I will have you running back to Paladins but you probs can't even afford it since you're a poorgay playing a f2p bootleg OW.

      >can't afford
      Bro, OW2 is f2p now, do you even know what you're shilling at this point?
      >tekken
      >a real man's game
      lmfao, a 'real mans game' is called 'real life', and it's one you're clearly quite shit at if you think videogames matter one iota.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Only if I've PLAYED 1 in the past year? Who the frick still played Overwatch

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >she didn't come back for Lúcioball
          shiggy my niggy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >So the only way to not cough up was make a battle.net account 7 years ago, then link it up 5 years ago.
        >only if you played since june of last year
        This makes no sense, which one is it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >if you played since june of last year
          Overwatch has required a linked Battle.net account as of then, which started requiring a phone number long before then. The only way to have avoided it would have had to have been to log in and linked it years ago to not be greeted with the 'gib number or you can't do shit prompt', and make it years before then before they required a number upon account creation.
          It's all smoke and mirrors.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I'm sure you use the real life copout excuse anytime you're getting assfricked in anything that's competitive like a pansy. If they threw you in the Hunger Games, i guarantee you would be one of the first to die.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Only if you have played 1 in the last year.
        thats wrong though. it's everyone who had an account.

        The frick? I was told they removed this. Was that a lie?

        I bought and played Overwatch 1 when it came out.

        No, only oldgays who owe the game back in 2021 do not need mobile phone numbers.

        it just hasnt been rolled out yet. Today is supposed to be when it happens.
        >friday the 7th

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care. I only play single player games.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're alright, anon. I like you.

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still wants my number
    >homosexuals on here saying it's not needed anymore

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How they ruined doom fist is completely unforgivable

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buy OW 3 years ago
    >don't play after a year of playing it
    >forced to give a number to now play it again
    >homosexuals that played last year don't need to
    how does this make any sense?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard logic, don't ask question juist consume product

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >let's change the lighting of the old maps for no reason

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What, you expect more new maps after 3 years of no content? No can do, we just change some lighting on the old maps. Small indie studio, pls understand

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's just hilarious at this point. I can just imagine all the troons and women sitting at a conference table saying "oh shit we have no content. Wait, dorado is a night map. Let's make route 66 a night map too. That's so heckin neat and novel."

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does only having 1 tank change the game at all

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it means in unranked free pick people still pick two tanks and you have one healer.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, DPS is now OP

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >damage penetration superb
        who could guess.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, hamster players will now get even more flak from their own team and support players get constantly assraped by flankers now.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Any news on the PVE gamemode release?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Coming in a few months down the line.

  44. 1 year ago
    I am an Overwatch player and I look and sound like this

    >If they threw you in the Hunger Games, i guarantee you would be one of the first to die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nice selfie.

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even play this game but I can't get the frick away from it. Everyone I know is playing it, I'm getting dogged about getting into it. And you homosexuals think its dead. Do you schizos realize what a warped little delusional bubble you live in here?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's dead to the people that played the original, idiot.

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people citing twitch views like that fricking matters
    zoomers should be fricking gassed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly how valorant forced itself into being "relevant" despite being an absolutely shit game. Just pay for views until the zoomers who can't remember anything older than 2 weeks ago think that it's a pillar of gaming.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that and apex

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Apex at least has Titanfall's good gameplay at it's core.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Titanfall
            Gone too soon.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              More like intentionally sacrificed twice. Once to try and force Battlefield1 and another for Apex.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Please, I can't bear it.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >no wallrunning
            >slide is only fast when going downhill
            Nah, frick Gaypex too

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Still more engaging than other BRs. Though Fortnite has pretty good movement now. Point is that if it was just Not-Halo Hero Shooter BR it would have died immediately.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lowkey glad it's so awful since I uninstalled the instant I saw they demanded my phone number to even play the last week of OW1. it's good to know I'm not missing out on anything, even though they did non-consensually open my loot boxes I saved up and locked me out from the first game that's the wake up call I needed to see I shouldn't have spent time with it at all. what's sad is they'll just juke the stats like this

        that and apex

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the game feel so cheap now. Something is extremely off about it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the UI. No idea why, but they decided to make the UI look less professional and polished. Looks cheap as shit now. Guess they felt the need to change it for the sake of change

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why the hell they changed the scoreboard so much? Its super fricked when you are used to top beign enemy team and now it is your team. Also those hero icons are now tiny, so its hard to see what enemy plays with quick tab.

        Don't really care about stats itself, for me the important part is to see what heroes your and enemy team have and what ults your team has.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          UI designers have to justify their job, pretty much.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they added stats but not ping?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            There has always been ping, you enable it in options

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              He wants to see it for everyone else on the tab screen newbie zoomie

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                What good would seeing someone elses ping do you?
                You cant change it. Knowing your teammates half thirdie connections would only make you madder

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              yea but that's only for you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        minimalism was a mistake frick modernity

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i hate the inverted colors for the ult icon, it's an eyesore

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only reason I played Overwatch was for roadhog. Now that every FPS has a better version of the hook where it lunges YOU towards the enemy, I don't care about it anymore.

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >OW2
    glorified patch to OW1
    >WoW
    death rattles deep
    >D4
    time will tell, but given the current quality of blizzard games and management is there really any hope less?
    >nothing new announced
    this company is dead as frick lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Diable 4 is obviously going to be pozzed to frick with monetary israeliteshop on arrival. Don't give me the idea of cosmetic only cashshop you fricking dogs, as soon as its online only with battlepass, the game is going to be fricked over by other Black personlike behavior

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder what it's like in the offices of Blizzard right now.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I believe they call it "cube crawling". Wish that were a joke, but I guess it explains why OW2 is such dogwater.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >dogwater
          You have to be 18 to post here.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OW2
        glorified patch to OW1
        >WoW
        death rattles deep
        >D4
        time will tell, but given the current quality of blizzard games and management is there really any hope less?
        >nothing new announced
        this company is dead as frick lmao

        don't worry about it... they're THRIVING

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they advertised machine-learning-spy-tools that will automatically ban/report voicechat as if it were something players desire.
        they're so out of touch they probably have no idea that people are unhappy.
        I don't really care about overwatch much, but this repackaging a patch as a sequel just to change the paymodel is frightening.
        I saw the same whispers on the wind with the fortnite battlepass and that is now a staple of "gaming" in almost every genre.
        hopefully there is enough backlash to OW2, that it doesn't bleed into every other game, but the idea is already alive and I'm sure other devs are licking their lips at the thought already.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >as if it were something players desire.
          But all my favorite content creators (who speak directly with blizzard in exclusive discord group) say that this is a very good thing to keep toxic people out of the game.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my tinfoil hat theory is that (and blizzard is exactly the type of company to do some shit like this) is that they are purposefully making in game chat terrible/dead so they can just shovel the workload of maintaining a voip to 3rd party.
            might even be paid off by discord to do shit like this.
            10 years from now gen alpha or whatnot will be like
            >woah old games used to have communication in the game?! how did they ban heckin racists from all games at once then?! woah it must've been like the wild west

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Too real.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              good theory, mine is that they might be able to use every piece of information to somehow impress their investors
              >look how many words we recorded
              >look how many phone numbers we have
              >look how many people are interested
              that's probably worth more than battlepass profits somehow

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's not that complicated, they're just going to sell all the phone number listings to scam companies like the ones in India.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Let me put on an even bigger tinfoil hat. They're doing all this so they can eventually introduce bots into the game and masquerade them as real players to pad the player numbers. If you're playing with people that suck ass and don't talk how do you tell the difference from just playing with bots?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Bro they could sell nuggets of donkey shit for $70 and it would still sell millions, they doing fine.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the gameplay hasn't improved, quite the contrary, it became worse.
    Reminder that they're asking $20 for a simple palette swap.
    Reminder that they're asking $5 for an emote.
    Reminder that this update is just OverWatch 1 with a new shader.

    Reminder that children and soipigs are praising this game and they will spend money on this.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The gameplay DEFINATELY improved.
      The rest is just the same or locked behind paid mtx.

      Its not a shield festival anymore, there are shields still but they are pretty nerfed and stuns were mostly removed from the game except ults.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >mostly removed
        no, some were removed. hook, sleep, javelin, lucio rmb, d.va shift, junk trap still there
        what was removed? mei lmb, brigitte shield bash and bbc uppercut?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Dont worry, its all come as updates and you would jump, hop and sing in awe for glorious live-service PvP arena game with much content.

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gundam's mobility and low healing/amount of damage mitigation makes it more fun to play on a very basic level to me.

    In OW if you're in the situation where it's the right call for them to use stun on you, you're already dead. Supports also make it very frustrating to kill people solo, if not through massive amounts of healing, if not through boops or escape abilities, through a literal "you're not allowed to kill me until time passes/you break the thing" ability like kiriko and Baptiste have.

    In Gundam if you're in the situation where you're being rushed down by your "counter" and they're about to stun you, you can just... Dash out of the way with good timing and gain an opportunity to outplay them through shooting them. Ults aren't built to wipe teams either for the most part

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, what game are you talking about?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Lion, is this you? I have made my case. Why ask this question when I am clear, you know it upsets me.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gundam evolution

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is it good? Can I stop huffing copium?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      gundam's extremely low ttk, subpar map design, very questionable kits for some gundams, and subpar 20 ticrate make me feel like dropping it at this point.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >where it's the right call for them to use stun on you
      there's barely any CC left in 2 brother

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Someone at Blizzard must REALLY like pirate outfits.

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    hello to everyone except doomfist players
    worst mistake they ever made putting that dumb moron as a tank

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't played since they announced they will change McCree and said a bunch of troony shit.
    But damn I miss playing hero shooters I found it so enjoyable just doing arcade mode as roadhog.
    Never played TF2 I guess I should play but I dunno the first thing about it

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be the only tank in ow2
    >be winning on koth
    >enemy team is half dead, so it's safe to hunt them down and extend their respawn
    >die because your team sucks at the game and hides behind corner, but you don't see it because you don't have eyes in the back
    >team suicides anyway
    >keep getting team mates that suck
    >bronze team calls you a moron

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Classic case of "everyone is shit but me!"
      You're still in Bronze though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing support
      >On a push map
      >Teammates kills about half the enemy team
      >Every single one of them runs ahead and chases the remaining enemies back to their fricking spawn
      >I'm the only one pushing the objective
      >I get flanked by one of the enemies circling around
      >Get killed since what the frick can I do VS someone with 2x my DPS
      >My other teammates gets picked off one by one since the enemy team is literally respawning ontop of them
      >"WHY U AFK NUB!?"
      It like people have no concept of what you are supposed to do in the game, all they see and understand is "shoot enemy and get kills"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        use your microphone. some never played other roles and have no team awareness, but you can compensate for it a little bit by using the mic

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How is the new porn

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch is dead.
    Long live Overwatch.

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >try playing support ever
    >enemy junker queen beelines towards me through my entire team, takes 0 damage, and one shots me
    t-thanks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *drops damage orb and invis dashes away*
      Nothin' personell.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a skill issue. Back when I played this shitty ass game, I could sleep dart and emote ontop Genjis/Tracers.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you just became a better dps and from playing support. supports also should play dps to become better supports

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >backpedal on phone number requirement for users who played for at least a year
    I guess they realized that it's easier to normalize and enforce this for new players who don't know better. A year from now being voice recorded, transcribed and 2FA "protected" won't even raise an eye from players.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    > played ow1 on ps4
    > linked bnet account ages ago
    > get ow2 on my series x
    Can I transfer my ow1 stuff to my SeX via cross progression? And do I still have to give them a phone number?

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There's still a handful and there's a lot of things that serve a similar purpose of frustrating kills. You got boops, you got instant massive heals, you have immortality abilities, what barriers still exist, etc. Scaling that shit back doesn't mean overwatch is no longer overwatch

    you can still get cheesed in gundam overwatch but pretty much anything that's going to stun you can be dashed

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      oops lmao

      >where it's the right call for them to use stun on you
      there's barely any CC left in 2 brother

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone else think the aiming feels weird? Even in OW1 I could never get above a 45% hitrate since I ALWAYS overshoot my targets, but in games like CS and TF2 I have closer to 70% hitrate. No matter what I set my ingame sensitivity to in OW, it always feels too slow or too fast, even when I try to mess with my mouse settings (which works fine in every other game I play). Does the game have some built in mouse acceleration or something else like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly I think it's like 90% a combination of animations, character design, and visual noise. A ton of characters in OW are very thin and visually busy, which is usually a no-no for shooter design because it makes them incredibly annoying to shoot. Pile the amount of shit going on at any given time on top of this and shooting anything that isn't orisa, hog, or wrecking ball feels like a massive ordeal in OW.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ow is unironically one of the hardest games to aim in because of the massive variance in models, animations and movement options for each character, not to mention the moronicly precise hitboxes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      also, to add onto what others said, there's no movement acceleration whatsoever, so people can AD spam and become nigh impossible to hit

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I mean i'm having fun. I've only had a few bad matches, I have been fricking so hard I know I can hit diamond.

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'll check back in a month, shame that gundam evo has EACancer attached to it
    might be time to dust off tf2 since they did something about the bot issue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >tf2 since they did something about the bot issue
      Spoiler alert: they're still there. I tried playing since ow went down for maintenance earlier and it was dead full of bots like last time I tried playing. Valve is using an excuse
      >getting rid of all the bots isn't as easy as just pressing a button, it takes time.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I don't intend to use quickplay, community servers only
        apparently what they've done is make it so bots can't distinguish between other bots and people, so they end up killing each other

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just play on community servers, a lot of them are bot free since they have actual moderation and other systems in place to get rid of them

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    after seeing what happened with Diablo Immortal, I get the feeling they're still getting their money's worth out of you fricking Blizzwhales.

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    play sixes

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Getting sick of all the healing. I'm guessing it's a support meta. Also they should remove moira from the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Moira is fine, it's the new support that is bordering on being OP since her damage, healing and mobility is such an extreme upgrade over the other supports that it almost makes her mandatory to use

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        She just does too much damage. i hate moira because she's a hold button down to kill dive heroes with no counter play.

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    still waiting until they stop requesting a phone number

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I want to worship mercy

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        this, so much this!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy frick more please

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >blizzard calls you up to redeem a steam gift card
      pottery

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why do Mercy players suffer from brain damage

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the assault rifle characters, they just feel too broken strong for such lack of skill. Soldier and the new one whom I consider even worse.

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    D.va sucking my fat white wiener, just the way she likes it.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people are now nostalgic for overwatch

    Say what you want but overwatch gameplay was hot trash and overwatch 2 at last tries to fix it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yea, increasing ttk and making healers/tanks even more unkillable is surely the way to go
      homosexual

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone explain to me why Tanks are literally built to be twice as strong as dps?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because there used to be two tanks and now there's only one so they have to be twice as strong.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I havent been keeping up with ow2, is there really only 1 tank in the game now

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          they should have made zarya a dps in that case, rein one tricks were only tolerable when they had sense enough to play with their zar and lucio

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I guess that's the intent since it's only 5v5 now. But in open queue they still pick two tanks.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          5v5 (1 tank, 2 dps, 2 support) is unironically a MASSIVE improvement

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Much bigger hitbox than the small skinny ass dps characters.
      Most tanks still wont be able to put out the same dps as a good soldier/sombra/genji etc. Anyway. Their damage is way too consistent at range while tanks all have shotgun esque weapons for poking and tickling

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They should have done away with the tank class completely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure people think so, too, but tank is a role that a lot of homosexuals play so of course they won't.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nice revisionism queer but healer has and will always be the go to for e-girl/homosexuals.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        watched overwatch league, this guy was shit how he got on the team i dont know

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I understand that overwatch's lootbox model was overly generous but this other extreme is moronic.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not a fan of the fact season passes expire like in CoD. Why? Because they won't come back around. Instead, the items will come back around sold individually. So instead of just paying 10 for the pass, you can spend around 50 for everything that was in the pass. Mark my words, it'll happen.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Not on arrival but soon to be dead. Tried it and it's the same awful game it always was. The main reason it's fricking terrible is because you have to rely on subzero iq morons to heal, do damage and make space for you and half the time they can't even do the bare minimum of their fricking jobs which quite literally makes the game unplayable. There is nothing you can do to fix that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That is the ultimate redpill of teamplay games - that random people in teams are ALWAYS fricking worthless c**ts. There's no I in team, but there's one in Black folk.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the redpill
        >the mantra of every worthless, self-important sandbag of every team
        Bout as bluepill as you can get

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          How many team games have you played in your life? Useless c**ts that are too self-interested in playing their own game instead of playing with the team or doing the objective are a constant, in literally every single one of them. From ASShomosexualS to FPS games to MMOs.

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ow is what I wish Valorant was going to be since i'm a league fanboy. I HATE csgo's gameplay style and am still sad that's what they went with.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm actually surprised they added another Japanese hero and she's actually good looking. Knowing blizz, I thought it would've been some ugly brown islander 3rd world asian country like fricking laos or some other micronesian garbage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you weren't far off, the next tank is some island dweller

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What is there some sort of leak?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Hes from the lore and heavily hinted at
          He looks like Dwayne Johnson's character from Moana, if he evil

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Hes from the lore and heavily hinted at
      He looks like Dwayne Johnson's character from Moana, if he evil

      Imo he looks pretty cool

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Exactly what I thought. Big hulking black mountain man looking fricker is a good character archetype, like Barret. Making him evil with the wavy devil hair and making him an islander is a nice bit of extra flavour. Looking forward to a genuinely evil Talon hero. As opposed to Doomfist whos more of a "Im not evil, Im doing whats best for you whether you like it or not"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He looks sick, yeah. Hope they'll manage to translate him to 3D well enough.

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All I see is whining about the new microtransaction model which is something I don't care about at all and neither should you.
    I'm more interested in if the game is any better now with the small changes, at least the team composition changes seem good but what about the role based buffs? Seems like they are heavily adjusting the rate you get your ulti now?

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The game won’t even launch for me, I press play and it says launching then nothing happens. Should I count myself lucky?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      run as admin, worked for me

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even play it. I won't wait hours to play a shooter.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Switch your login region to play instantly

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Play support
    >Watch as your team decides to scatter to the far corners of the map, and your tank dives the entire enemy team solo
    Now I remember why I quit Overwatch.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is it with Overwatch, Apex Legends, and every other cartoonie game having such shitty ass costumes-skins?
    its so fricking ugly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What else do you want them to do?
      They already have recolors

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's not dead for me yet. They officially added 21:9 and HDR support. It's like a whole new game on my 4k Ultrawide. Their HDR is actually really fricking good and properly tuned. The maps look like they're popping out of my screen.

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >LITERALLY DOA
    I couldn't have fricked this launch up worse than if I really purposefully tried myself, what a bunch of fricking morons

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This isn't even addressing how the argument is entirely flawed by the fact that a single low MMR player in a high MMR game will result in a loss for a team with the low MMR player, but apparently I guess it was that team's fault because they couldn't win a 4v5. Get fricking real, you deluded jackass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to ASShomosexualS type games. Yeah in Dota if you have one shit teammate you're screwed. In overwatch there's more potential to carry your shitty team.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Say that again when your 1 tank is being a homosexual. That is literally the most important role in the game, and if you have someone who is just shit, afk, or throwing it's over.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Say that again when your 1 tank is being a homosexual.
          This. The quality of matches have significantly dipped because of one tank. 2 good players could hard carry in 6v6. Now 3 can barely keep you afloat if your tank is just dogshit.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Turns out Overwatch is still terrible.

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Pick Zen
    >Team won't shut the frick up on how I should switch to a better healer
    Frick you, Zen is fun.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zen is a shit healer, but he compensates with discord orb and massive damage
      same with mercy. has the shittiest damage, but has a revive and very consistent healing
      it's almost like the pick is situational. if your dps suck, no reason to keep them alive and do damage instead. on the other hand, if you can't do damage but have great dps mates, better to pick mercy

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could reach master in the game when playing roadhog, zarya (obviously broken early days) ana and pharah (which nobody could kill in low ranks even with dps being hitscans lol)
    Every character was op at some point, though I didn't partake inthe dive meta nor played those or the heavy on aim characters.
    What is an easy to play and is also obviously op character to use in comp now? To actually rise in ranks?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh and even healers were op. you could get gold damage easily with that science troony.
      I couldn't get out of gold rank at one point, when those newer maps were pulled from the game I think. That's when I stopped playing. The dps I tried to play like mcree turned out weak after nerfs. It's like the entire result of the game depended on me countering broken characters like doomBlack person, genji, tracer, shield and dive tanks, killing healers every time etc.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you had gold damage with Moira you and your team was eating glue. Quit throwing purples and heal you team
        >gold rank
        Oh OK you were all eating glue got it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are healing items on the map and a second healer.
          Why would I waste the useful offensive ability on those who can't even get more damage when they have a constant rate of fire.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Game is fun, i cant wait to get back from work to PWN you Black folk with my boy Lucio

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >game is fun
      you must be low iq or a casual matchmaking troony

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Im not gonna play comp just yet because of the server issues, stay mad you c**t while i enioy myself

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Based QP enjoyer. I'm gonna give it two weeks before I go comp too. Don't want server issues tanking my rating.

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatch 2 has four queues. Tank, Damage, Support and Random (Support)

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, people play this game? I just watch the porn lol.

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people sucking kaplans dick even though he was main guy in charge while the game crashed and burned

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Should you main a role or a character in this game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The game expects you to counterpick like in an ASShomosexualS. So one tricking will mean you'll get fricked by hard counters. Don't let that stop you, though.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        no not really, just don't main a hero that has an overdesigned overloaded alternative to them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You should get good at 2-3 heros in each role but know what they all do.

      The game expects you to counterpick like in an ASShomosexualS. So one tricking will mean you'll get fricked by hard counters. Don't let that stop you, though.

      Hard counters don't matter until diamond.

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully the porn turns out okay

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I bet she gets real sweaty under her booba.

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wonder if they fricked themselves 'releasing' 2 before the pve shit is done. I doubt they will get as many players back when the pve stuff does come out, even if its good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just release the pve part for free lol. They already have a battle pass to get money from people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have 0 interest in PVE and now it's looking like I'm going to have 0 interest in PVP. The game is a mess right now and I doubt it'll be fixed in a reasonable timeframe. Unless they add OW1 on arcade I'm afraid my overwatch journey is finally over.

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder Hanamura, Volskaya and Temple of Anubis are much better maps than what they've added for Overwatch 2 and those were the "bad annoying" maps where you needed a coordinated team! LOL!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >add a net negative amount of content
      >call it a sequel
      Lol lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      push is so fricking dogshit and the maps are just as bad, it's either both teams spawn 2 billion miles from the robot at the start and rollout takes 20 years or the robot is right outside your doorstep and you just constantly fling random shit at eachother for the entire game

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how dare you!?
        blizzard are master designers who make these straight line maps without cover with some useless go in circle bits attached and they know what they're doing. this is masterful game design, much more active with more dynamism compared to the organic L chokepoint design they created using their artistic minds previously

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          those artistic minds left the company, we are now subject to the design of simps & b***hes

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            cant believe nobody said anything about those horrible colosseum and snow push maps ahah.
            they're straight up unfinished.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Part of their designis now the game is supposed to be an easy to pick up straight up mush fight of a game where you mindlessly throw yourself in inconsequential gameplay, die and repeat.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just make a custom game and play them there. You have friends right?

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is Mcree the new hanzo throw now?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and he's called Cassidy. If you callout McCree in voice chat they'll suspend your account and email you the transcript proving you deadnamed him.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        as insane blizzard is, they still wouldn't ban you for that. but they might disable your vc

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You get an account ban after 2 mute warnings. You could lose access to the game after 3 matches with a 5 man premade basically.
          The game definetly put you in the toxic/ thrower group after a while where you would be isolated and hard stuck with the other mentally ill. As long as there was an empty slot to do that.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >The game definetly put you in the toxic/ thrower group after a while where you would be isolated and hard stuck
            I don't think this happens, and if it does not often. I'd been warned for being reported and for being avoided and still got a steady amount of small-time streamers on my team who definitely weren't toxic. Looking back on it I'm honestly surprised how little I played compared to how often I would get twitch streamers on my team, and this was plat so it's not like there was any shortage of toxic players to lump me with. I think the queue is just the queue, and behavior doesn't factor into it. Of course, with OW2 being 5v5 I doubt they can balance a team for a long time to come, and I bet a lot of OW1 players stopped playing, hence why they reverted the SMS requirement for those players only.

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Once cod comes out it will never recover from it's high. People will move on. Shit won't be streamed huge competitive players aren't staying around.

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE THE ROBOT MAPS.
    I HATE THE ROBOT MAPS.

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The legacy coins are completely useless right? Like you can only buy the old seasonals from it/shit skins that were in from the start

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ques take stupidly long and I get repeat names in ranked already. Think the ddos attack is what gave the game a huge que on launch.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody's playing comp yet. My QP queues are 10-15 seconds

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >repeat names in ranked already
      even if there are tons of people watching ow2 I can't imagine there are many people actually playing it. it was already one of those games you'd get lightly mocked for playing, and now they greet players with 2FA and the promise of being recorded? it's like they wanted it to fail from the start

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not touching competittive with how frequent DCs are

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I feel disgusted with myself anytime I boot up a blizzard game, like physically sick, and I grew up playing WC2; countless hours of fun and custom maps made
    ode to the good old days

    rest in peace blizzard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I remember playing TFC in the womb. I was so passionate that I got into pissing matches of Counter-strike vs Team Fortress in youtube comments. Now if someone shittalks overwatch I can't help but agree with them. It's shite m8 and the business is shady af.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Noone gives a shit you boomer fricking Black person

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Days after launch, and I still havent even seen a screen shot of what Mercy and Pharah look like in this game.
    Absolute fricking dumpster fire of a launch, will not be fapping to OW2 porn - they've lost my interest.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >still havent even seen a screen shot of what Mercy and Pharah look like in this game

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Watching the lion play and this looks like an update, maybe DLC, for the original game.

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The honest truth of OW2 is that the game isn't fricking exciting. It feels like purgatory. OW1, when it came out, felt like it had nothing else like it on the market. It developed to be a ballbusting, infuriating hybrid between a MOBA and a shooter, but people genuinely liked it almost universally on launch for what it appeared to do differently.

    OW2 is the same game but barely different. What is there to hype over?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Class-based shooters and cooldowns were nothing new in FPS.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        moron.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Not executed quite like Overwatch, though. At least not with the same level of polish. You had a very wide array of very different characters that felt like they came straight out of different genres or games and a bunch of them had fairly novel concepts for a multiplayer shooter at the time, and this was backed up by a talented animation team and a pixar-ish style that again, at the time, seemed pretty novel.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      if they had proper PvE campaigns it would feel like a fresh thing, there hasn't really been a good multiplayer PvE shooter since like... L4D2 13 years ago, but yeah, as is its literally the same game but with a new microtransaction system to exploit addicts and autistic people lmao

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People might take issue with updates but honestly verm 2 base game is fine. I don't care about grind and playing through that game's campaign was a great experience.

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Ugly ass skins

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >every single new character is hideous
    Bravo Blizzturd

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How are queues this long already? 15+ mins and counting in Quickplay as all roles selected.

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      EU hates this fricking game, I can't find a queue worth shit

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