Repeat after me: DEAD ON ARRIVAL

Forspoken?!??! More like Forgotten

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT
    SORRY (NOT SORRY)
    SHUT THE FRONT DOOR!
    X? MORE LIKE Y!
    I CAN EXPLAIN!
    CAN YOU NOT?
    LADY BONER
    CRAY CRAY!
    I CANT UNSEE THAT
    NOTE TO SELF?
    REAL TALK THOUGH
    WHAT THE WHAT!
    LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID
    #NAILEDIT
    AWESOME SAUCE
    UH, DEFINE X
    THANKS? I GUESS?
    WAIT FOR IT?
    SOOO THAT JUST HAPPENED.
    JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.
    NO? JUST ME?
    REALLY? GOOD TALK.
    AND BY X I MEAN Y
    ALRIGHT... HERE GOES NOTHING
    THATS GONNA LEAVE A MARK?
    THAT WENT WELL?
    SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
    DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?
    NO. FLIPPIN'. WAY!
    ERM HE'S BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      now make Ganker version

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same thing except what follows is a bunch of pepes and calling each other redditors

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Fartspooknigs

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So let me this straight. I'm somewhere that's not what I would call a good videogame. I'm seeing freaking flop prediction threads. And, oh yeah, I'm talking to my agent who keeps getting me roles in these failed projects. Yeah, okay, that is something I do now. I do bad Netflix game adaptations. Kill Square Enix's stock value. I'll probably turn to porn next.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m glad this game came with a demo. Made me not want to buy it lol. More shit games should come with demos!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its literally why publishers stopped making game demos
      my guess is that it tested very poorly and at this point its not a loss to let people try it

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Forspoken?!??! More like Forgotten
    Wow
    WOW
    Did you come up with that yourself?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hope i can pirate it, im kinda craving some new shit to sink my teeth into while i wait for hogwarts, im literally playing lost ark over here because nothing to do right now
    even my favorite mmo eso doesnt reveal shit until like the xbox stream on the 25th

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Another Square Enix AAA flop
    >even though XVI will be good it will likely also flop
    >7R 2 is a coinflip, might flop, might not
    >only KH4 and DQ12 likely to not flop and those are in 2024 if not even further beyond
    >have to take Sony exclusivity deals
    >but this in turn means that way fewer people will buy the games so the sales will look like shit
    >CEO quadrupling down on NFTs
    SE bros...

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ive never opened a black pussy
    Is it black on the inside as well?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >neil druckman is a showrunner on big ass hbo show
    >amy hennig writes forspoken
    reality verified

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got a free key so I'll give it a shot. Kind of lucked out because this is one of those games that's impossible to find a rational discussion about.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I just realized I still don't know the name of this bitch.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All games make money, no games flop by large studios. Avengers makes money, The old republic made money, all the games you cry about make money.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All games make money, no games flop by large studios
      I dunno if that's true anymore. The ever expanding budgets and time projects take, the increase in marketing and other irrelevant bullshit because most of these devs now eat their own shit thinking it's a wagyu steak made by a 5 star chef. The new Saint's Row did so badly the devs were forcefully moved to a new department for example.
      We're just under the assumption that if the devs brag about numbers they broke even but there's no evidence to prove that's the case as we see things like dlc being cancelled or updates stopping while there's still blatant issues with the game itself.
      Even with 10m sold this shit happens.
      You'd think that'd get the gears turning that maybe they're not as successful as they claim?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Devs make game
        >Devs finish game
        >Devs get moved to new game
        BREAKING NEWS!!!

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So like what are we going to do when this game sells 10 million copies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretend that 10 million is a flop like people do with TLOU2

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