Resident evil 5 Remake

"They were zombies?"

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    African glue sniffers aka zombies.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      so just the everyday bushwookie?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "How disappointing."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      racist piece of shit

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I have a black girl with me, see? Not racist.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If you ever feel disappointed with the current state of the world, just remember that a game where you can curbstomp Black folk was made already, and you dont really need anything else

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "We never got the chance to tell him they were zombies."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Puth your mouth on the curb!

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    leon frick my sister

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Can we have CV remake first? RE5's popularity is mostly from DC Douglas' performance and he won't be in, so I want a few years of fun before shit really hits the fan here.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The 5 remake will likely be a quick cash in job like 3 was and then RE9 will release.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That would only make sense if RE9 will be return of Wesker, so they want lazy zoomers to catch up with the plot. Yes, please, I'm ready for it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I will return and destroy Cream Redfield, Rope winter, Bill Valentine, Leon ASS Kennedy, Sherry birkin and Cake muller.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I will return and destroy, Rope Winters, Bill Valentine, Leon ASS Kennedy, Sherry birkin and Cake muller.

          fixed that for you

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Why no Cream chad redfield?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Will you people think REmake5 will be next?
        Capcom at least know that New tittle>REmake>New tittle is a better formula to not stagnate the franchise.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Sheva has Forspoken's face cam actress
    >WHOA IM SHOOTING ZOOMBIES WAAA
    >Black person zombies get removed, replaced by whites and masked mercenaries
    >Excella has a Nu Lara outfit
    >RE3R goblina Jill returns
    >also wears a Nu Lara outfit
    >no more bodysuit blonde booba Jill

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate the future

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      SOULLESS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no more bodysuit blonde booba Jill
      Jill still has big breasts even in RE3 Remake though and even in the new show. Her big boobs will remain the suit will probably look different though which I don't care about she always looked stupid in RE5 anyway like a reject Mortal Kombat or Tekken character but she looks good when shes with Chris looking for Wesker in the flashback

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Who's ready for the best selling RE and greatest coop game ever made coming back?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Me. Won't care about censorshiphomosexuals crying I just want a fun coop game

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    "Shit... I was just shooting them because they're black"

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Africans living in any part of Africa that ever temporarily becomes a functioning City State or rural region, THEMSELVES, call the random fricking hordes of noncitizen butthole Naggers that appear from out of fricking nowhere (to take over and burn, loot, murder and rape everything to death) "Zombies".

    thereby ensuring that any time any part of africa DOES momentarily get its shit together from actual black people Getting Shit Done. all the fricking naggers will turn up to inflict a localised Zombie apocalypse and return it to a state of desperate chaos misery and suffering. because apparently black PEOPLE are outnumbered by their Naggers by about a hundred K to 1.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      We're just different sub-species.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        A large portion of black people are chill, but a large portion are basically animals that can walk and talk, I'm not sure why so many sub-saharans are the latter and aren't less barbaric, although I'm thinking the clever blacks were never able to subjugate the more savage portion of their population like whites were able to in the past. Maybe less technological motivation.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          People from warmer climates tend to be more passionate and violent. It is usually claimed that the reason Europe developed so much is owed to its moderate climate.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Read iceman inheritance

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn't say violent. Europeans wouldn't be in control of the world if they had no capacity for violence, but southern people definitely seem to lack emotional restraint compared to northerners, and are more prone to outbursts. I think the harsher environments to the north added pressure to keep your shit together when things are going wrong otherwise your crops would fail, or you wouldn't finish building your house and you'd die. Just an initial guess though. Southerners are also receiving this pressure now through competition with northerners and will probably develop this trait over time, but the friction will be intense until then.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            actually, its TEA and coffee.

            at the same time europe started drinking tea and coffee and had coffee houses and tea rooms where the great and good could all hang out trading ideas etc. that is when europe REALLY kicked off. industrial revolution didn't really happen until then. people were doing technological things before hand. but it was all small scale cottage industry style.

            also, the history of violence in europe has tended to be in the cause of liberty, freedom and advancement. unfortunately, the larger skein of violence in africa seems to have pretty much only ever been 'frick you, and all your motherfricking shit, GIBSMEDATS.'

            it seems europe has at least ATTEMPTED throughout its bloody violent past, to employ said violence in pursuit in higher ideals.

            africa, its just, nope. immediate, short term everything with no thinking to the future.

            europe also did the whole 'standing' and professional armies thing. always trying to one up each other in ;who has the best and shiniest toys.

            no one in africa ever tried to get better. they were sitting on all the shit to make guns and ships and things, and just.. never did. ever. for some reason they never had a drive to think and imagine up new things, to take stuff from around you and make something no one else had ever dreamed of. they just kept doing the same thing everyone else had been doing for thousands of years

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I think it's laregly the abundance of natural food sources in sub-saharan Africa that has lead to what you're saying. In the north (even at the top of Africa, as we've seen with Egyptians), you needed to farm to live. With farming comes the need to pay field hands, and pay a defense force in your surplus. Eventually you end up with paid armies, and royalties over time. If there's no need for agriculture, conflicts will be smaller scale due to smaller societies. Etc. Whether this rubs off in the genetic makeup of the people? I don't know. There's surely some clever motherfrickers with African roots, but smaller scale societies seem to enable a lot of dumb motherfrickers to keep doing what they're doing for thousands of years without expanding brain. I wouldn't be surprised if tribes were deliberately giving shitty people to the Europeans for the slave trade just because they were useless people, and their society didn't need huge overly aggressive buttholes that needed to be beaten to do anything, leading to a large portion of slaves being buttholes. I'm purely guessing here though.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                uhm,. don't be surprised, because that is exactly how the slave trade operated. the african empire of slavers built said empire by enslaving all the dumbfrick tribes anywhere near them and making them work to death to keep the empire going. europeans just profited from the massive surplus of 'farming equipment'. and only for a very little while until europe caught onto just how awful and wrong this 'slavery' thing was, and the British Empire Bankrupted itself to wage a holy crusade worldwide to end that slave trade. the entire navy was sicced on em. any slave ship was impounded and the crew sent to prison colonies and prison hulks for the crime and complicity. no one has managed to accurately count how many men and so on lost their lives to stop slavery.

                and yet EVIL WHITEY is somehow the bad guy.

                go to LIBYA, BurningLootingMurderers and see how great your 'people' are treated...

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but I wouldn't view that as an excuse to see us Europeans as the a bunch of goody-two-shoes who are way more golden than everyone paints us out to be. Although many dumb motherfrickers who say white people are the only evil to have ever existed, while remaining ignorant of what you're saying, euros were taking slave for thousands of years beforehand also. Romans, Greeks etc. The face is that every ethnicity has had a slave trade associated with it, but Euros were the last military power to be able to do it in recent memory.
                Emphasis on "recent memory". Of course there's slavery still going on all over the world that people are blissfully unaware of just because it hasn't been exposed to the media like the trans atlantic slave trade was.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's it, it is a big fat stinker that certain groups tend to slap onto everyone NOT 'ethnic'

                >although i dare these sjw homosexuals to go up to a certain area near spain and ccll the Basque 'spaniards'
                >i dare these BLM morons to go to France/Ireland/Wales/Scotland and call them "English"
                because accordsing to leftists all 'whites' are the same.

                and as for modern slavery, well, we're not even allowed to talk about the 'black irish' or the chinese imports for railroads etc.

                nope, apparently the only slavery that ever happened ever was ALL THE WHITEYS who enslaved ALL TEH BLACKS

                but as you say, the frickers never discuss all the roman slavery etc. no one is demanding reparations from italy and greece.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I like the part where you yell COME ON at your friend over and over.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Sheva, HURRY!"
      "CHRIS, com'mon!"

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >we want more black representation!
    >aieeeee not like that!!

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The guy who made the "arby and the chief" web series "Digitalph33r" dubbed the RE5 trailer around when it came out. It was about how Chris hated blacks and he was just there to kill black people. It was genuinely funny. Does anybody else remember it? It's been scrubbed from the internet, I've tried to find it again.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You can take Chris out of the police force but you can't take the police force out of Chris

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate the green filter, game looks real nice with it removed

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