>Resident Evil Village. >Instead of Ethan, (You) are the main protagonist

>Resident Evil Village
>Instead of Ethan, (You) are the main protagonist

What would happen?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I call Ethan and ask him to replace me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know I am going to get killed tonight as well try to grab her boba or pussy mayne group the daughters to. Might as well do it your going to die

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I die

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >meet one of her cringy edgy daughters
    >slap the fuck out of them
    >meet another daughter
    >kick her in the cunt
    >meet another
    >throw her out the window
    >meet another
    >slam her against the wall
    >meet Alcina
    >Tell her I spared her stupid emo daughters, but she better put out
    >Live in castle and plow mega mommy gf every day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >T.Anon last thoughts while he is being eaten by lycans

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I call a big black bull and watch him breed dimitrescu

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>be me
    >>meet one of her cringy edgy daughters
    >>slap the fuck out of them
    >>meet another daughter
    >>kick her in the cunt
    >>meet another
    her out the window
    >>meet another
    >>slam her against the wall
    >>meet Alcina
    >>Tell her I spared her stupid emo daughters, but she better put out
    >>Live in castle and plow mega mommy gf every day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >T.Anon last thoughts while he is being eaten by lycans

      beta males

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would marry all of the Dimitrescus

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    being totally honest?
    i'd probably get killed trying to convince Alcina to let me serve as her live-in blood cow/sex slave. but i'd be okay with that. there are less compelling ways to die.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No ordinary human would have survived the shit Ethan went through.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unbuckle my belt, drop my pants, and waddle the whole way to the castle and knock on the front door.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just fucking die.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am a highly trained government ninja. I only get called up for super black ops. O would probably sneak my way out of there. I can climbing skills and killing techniques. I my self have killed 5k people just with my bear hands.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am a trained professional seducer of women I think I would charm her and have sex with her and her daughter's film it and sell it online maybe have sex with miranda then I would probably chill out

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marriage with Donna

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leave the village because i have nothing to gain from being there at all.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to have sex with Dimitrescu, if you know what I'm getting at

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hide in the toilet bowl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just imagine how big dimitrescu shits

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I'm thinking we're clogged

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Cassandra's whore

    I would KNEEL.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know anything about the game, but I'd like to just find Miss D, marry her and start a family together.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since I'm a normal human with 0 training or mold powers, I'd probably die to the first lycan. Otherwise, I'd try my best to leave since it seems like it's only around the Village and not outside of it.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I let the big girl rip off my dick, then have my hole fucked by lycan cock. Is that what you want to hear?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >run from lycans
    >climb a bunch of fences to skip village section
    >get killed by heisenberg because he has no reason to keep me alive

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fucking dead before I even SEE the four lords. Mold powers and experience are things that I lack and need OP.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this game was a step down from resident evil 7.
    feels like they just slapped something together that was presentable without attention to polish.
    the best part of the game was the doll house with the giant baby. The worst part of it was the factory.
    A lot of the enemies were not threatening, on normal.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The game would never begin because after the raid fiasco I'd have just gone back home

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