Retailchads WERE BACK

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >enter PvP battleground
    >every character has 3 rows of buffs
    >interrupt melee class's spell cast
    >pop all cooldowns
    >ABSORB ABSORB ASBORB ABSORB
    >fight goes on for 5 minutes
    >APM at 200+
    >screen looks like that banned episode of Pokémon
    >nobody has died
    >healers at half mana
    >lose game due to not collecting enough Funko Pops for the Niggles Brigade

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      you fucking incel

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        chud moment

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            ...cried the chud, watching xir favourite hero, Goku, die.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            the left side is not even real casualties, the right one is an actual casualty so I guess qa and poI won. One dead chud is a decisive victory in my eyes

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit i can tell you are fucking insufferable in real life, thankfully you have no socialization skills so you're gayry won't rub off on society

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you just post that to random comments, or do you need to take your meds?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the world is a far worse place because of people like you, think about that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Have you listended to the spell sounds in an arean game? It's a complete mind fuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      looks like that banned episode of Pokémon
      Link?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't watch if you're epileptic, lol.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Holy fuck. I was waiting to see what moment, and when I saw the entire screen just flash blue and red I bust out laughing.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That clip has been tagged by youtube for their youtube kids algorithm, so there's a good chance this is randomly being shown to actual children every now and then.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Microsoft buys Activision
        >Must link a telephone number
        >Extra bandwidth and resources are used because Activision is now recording everything you say in Overwatch
        >All of the horrid changes to the game since Battle For Azeroth
        Why would anyone even bother anymore?

        Hundreds of thousands of Japanese children were sent to the hospital for seizures. Not sure if anything even happened to GameFreak due to how Japanese corporate laws (above the law) work.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hundreds of thousands of Japanese children
          lmao no

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Extra bandwidth and resources are used because Activision is now recording everything you say in Overwatch
          Behave yourself.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's kind of funny that not just Activision, but pretty much EVERY western company is going out of their way to cut down on the amount of people working at the company/doing QA or support. I can't imagine how this shit is more cost effective than just hiring another 100 pajeets and another 10 non-pajeets to work as QA/support crew.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            why pay when you can get the players to do it for you
            and in WoWs case, they pay you to do it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was like 100 or so.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hundreds of thousands of Japanese children
          A few dozen. You would think it was thousands by how big of a deal this was blown up to be. But no.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomzoom

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >parroting e-celeb

      Half the retail classes right now have some sort of 100 to 0 burst, it's actually the opposite problem you are suggesting.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      melee class's spell cast
      What did the paid actor mean by this?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a joke retard

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Demon hunter

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          could also be ret, feral, enhance, yeah that guys a retard

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >enter bg as rogue
      >attack solo healer
      >can't outdamage his heal

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea who stills plays WoW unless they're making money from it.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is it called retail? because majority of wowcucks are retail workers lol? get a real job retard.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    my gf waxes for me because she assumes that's what I want but I don't have it in me to tell her I'd rather she just left some pubes to bury my nose into
    I mean it's extremely flattering that she goes through the effort for me but damn

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'd likely appreciate it if you told her. Just be understanding and non-judgemental about it. Also be prepared that she might not actually be doing it for you at all (unless she specifically told you that). Personal grooming doesn't always or even often have to have anything with pleasing other people. Looking good is its own reward.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, she told me she does it for me, when we were long distance for a little bit she mentioned needing to go get a wax so it's not something she just upkeeps in general
        I'll talk to her about it, thanks man

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oof

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        kys, reddit gay

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you don't deserve a gf you weak gay loser retard who cant speak his mind because he's a beta cuck gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you'll get one someday too man
        you just gotta stop acting like such a dicksucker all the time ok

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          no you're a dumb gay who can't speak to women
          I have a girlfriend and she will do what I ask because i'm not a limp wristed pussy cock sucker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            sure you do bud
            sure you do

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        incel moment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ask her if she has ever let it grow out when shes getting changed or when you're showering together or something, regardless of the answer, suggest she try doing so (again).

      Alternatively do the above, but Segway to it by growing your own out and if she comments on you first, lead into above.

      Worked for me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What? Are you retarded? Did you get together yesterday or how can you not speak openly about something so trivial? If you're too much of a gay to be open about something like that, then you'll have much bigger problems down the road. Just do it. Remaining silent is like second rate lying depending on the context, not suggesting it applies to this case.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    /ourboi/ like it?
    Time to reinstall.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >/ourboi/
      children shouldn't be on this site

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They'll drop it in 2 months at most. How many times do they have to do this cycle before they learn?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Forever.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL it's a game not a job bro. It's a GOOD thing if you can squeeze 2 months out of new games, in a row. I'd be quite happy with that and unsub once I've finished and waiting for the next major drop, or expansion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow is like a play 1 month during new content then unsub type of game for a while now, Probably 2-3 months for expansion launches

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETS HECKIN GOOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hecking go time

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >killed his mom
    >killed his teeth
    >killed his org
    When will he kill himself?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't his mom kill herself or is there something I'm missing?
      thought she blew herself up

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she fucking lit a cigarette next to her oxygen machine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mother can't move so she can't go buy cigarettes
          >place cigarettes and a lighter next to her, a habitual smoker
          >blows up
          literally murder lmao

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            she was a person not a dog next to a t-bone steak bro

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              addicts can't be trusted
              dogs have more restraint, no joke

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You've probably never had to care for an old, sick person.
              They're literally like children, without attention they will eat cakes when they have diabetes and smoke when they have lung cancer.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                once you have lung cancer its not like quitting cigs is going to make it get better

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They also masturbate a lot. That's really not made up.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t need to know that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Was he the retard that gave his mom cigs? It's unironically indirect homicide lmfao

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, he was the one to give them to her.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mom is a chainsmoker
            >gets so sick she can't even leave the bed anymore after decades of constant chainsmoking
            >asmon still buys her more cigs
            >even after she got on an oxygen machine because she couldn't breath anymore
            >STILL gives her more cigs knowing she smokes in bed
            >mom starts smoking while on oxygen
            >explosion happens which catapults her out of the bed and to the other side of the room
            >"yo, what the fuck is going on mom"
            >asmon enters the room and see his mom crashed on the floor - flames from the bed start spreading and get close to the oxygen tanks
            >manages to put the flames out before the entire house explodes
            >mom gets send to a hospital
            >dies there

            do you fags just try to be as edgy and cringe as possible just in case asmon actually reads your posts or something?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              he's not gonna fuck you bro

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              most of the (same)people posting this shit are retards who got banned from his chat for saying gamer words and now they exist solely to hate-watch him.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              im not either of those anons but i appreciate their posts, its a reminder that e-celebs are a cancer and despite living their lives on easymode they still fuck it up

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's probably the one making these threads
              >kills mom to play wow
              >parse green

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        she fucking lit a cigarette next to her oxygen machine

        >His mom blew herself up
        Hahaha, what?
        I only vaguely knew his mom had died, but what the fuck?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mom is a chainsmoker
          >gets so sick she can't even leave the bed anymore after decades of constant chainsmoking
          >asmon still buys her more cigs
          >even after she got on an oxygen machine because she couldn't breath anymore
          >STILL gives her more cigs knowing she smokes in bed
          >mom starts smoking while on oxygen
          >explosion happens which catapults her out of the bed and to the other side of the room
          >"yo, what the fuck is going on mom"
          >asmon enters the room and see his mom crashed on the floor - flames from the bed start spreading and get close to the oxygen tanks
          >manages to put the flames out before the entire house explodes
          >mom gets send to a hospital
          >dies there

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            [citation needed]

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This actually happens a lot with smokers near the end of their lives.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Turns out that (almost) pure oxygen from oxygen tanks (that are under pressure) are somewhat flamable if you don't turn the oxygen off and only slightly move the outlet away to light up cigarette.

          Asmon was lucky the dumb cunt only blew herself up and not the whole house.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        blew herself up to get away from him. he killed his mom.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Stop saying shit like that dude. Asmon visits Ganker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh no, watch out boys, we might hurt the heckin' streamerinos feelings!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            and? stfu asmon we dont care

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            maybe he will make another video from his treehouse crying about my mean comments.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Stop saying shit like that dude. Asmon visits Ganker

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      soon
      I think it will go down like this:
      >has medical problem
      >chooses to ignore medical problem as he always does
      >complications and dies
      >dead in house for 3 weeks until someone finds him
      It's only a matter of time.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You forgot
        >everyone that's apart of that group thing he's in makes a video exploiting his death pretending to be sad

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His old channel is him saying I was only pretending to be retarded in this channel and his new channel is him trying to be smart.
      Maybe he will come to terms with his retardation and if he does I don't see him killing himself.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disgusting dead game. They aren't even trying to make it look impressive anymore and you retards still pay the sub + expansion fee.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    and yet more people play WOTLK

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's a wow addict, he admitted. plus he sucks at other multiplayer games and is insecure of others seeing him suck like DSP, so he has no choice but to stick to wow no matter how shit it gets. If Blizzard and wow were to shut down, he'd stop streaming for good.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm fairly sure he'd hang himself if WoW were to die as it's pretty much the only thing he truly cares about

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        people who truly cared about WoW don't play it in 2022 lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. he literally admits playing anything that makes him feel anything makes him frustrated.
      So he will always feel most comfortable mindlessly grinding.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell kind of mentality do you call that?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          FOMO from wasting his whole life collecting rat dicks in computer games

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting absolutely mogged by wrath chads.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We never left

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine playing the same game for 17 years, and the game gets worse every year you play it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Life?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brotherman never plays trash games like WoW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why do people call him brotherman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/6FJ6obc.jpg

        What the fuck is the appeal of e-celebs/youtubers? They are not your friends.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Guy has no social life and does have money, very easy answer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          M-my mommy and daddy never talk to me.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Spent most of my child and even teenage life alone in my room
            >Only social outlet was school, the internet and online vidya
            >Parents only gave enough of a fuck to make sure that I went to school, didn't starve, and stayed clean
            >Otherwise never bothered to socialize with me
            >Mom even left me and my dad to become a pseudo-hermit on the other side of the country
            >I still didn't end up like the gays on Twitch that throws money at streamers and thots

            I honestly don't know if it's the lack of socialization or if it's manipulation from the modern internet that turns people into twitch-tards

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              me neither, I'm the very definition of a ronery autist and yet I never let that shit get to me, I genuinely do not understand what could drive a person to pay for the attention of some random gay on the internet

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It’s both

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think there's a genetic component, too.

              This would be most obvious in the simps, where in previous times, showing a female that you were a good provider was a natural part of the mating ritual. Of course, this instinct fails miserably in an age of digital fiat currency and video strip sessions.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          this is just painful to see. all that guy needs is one real friend to not be like this. poor guy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            apparently a lot of people don't have real friends

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Christ how out of touch am I? The only name I recognize on this list is pokimane and only because I used to see pics of her fat thighs everywhere.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                This is really crazy. I remember I saw a commercial in a movie theatre and it was just a bunch of instagram influencers I didn’t recognize at all.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Does it really mean you're "out of touch" for not knowing random high earning donation receiving retards?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good question. The answer is clearly no.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous
        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          but thats from a different guy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure he called blacks "brotherman" a few times.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite times with this guy:
      Brotherman shameless sells out to cdpr and plays the game for a week straight eventhough it is obviously a complete mess

      -or-

      Brotherman hires a company to make his video game. Demands literally everything from every game he has ever played and can't understand why they can't make it happen.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brotherman hires a company to make his video game
        this one I never heard of

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd on the second one?
        sounds like a beautiful disaster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does he call himself company of heroes heroes carnage?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This guy somewhat seems like the most faggy and dishonest piece of shit out there that plays it safe so much he always looks fake.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't touched wow since 2010 and I never will again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here. I can't believe anyone truly gives Activision-Blizzard money these days.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    please tell me asmon is leaving wrath classic. I didn't realize I was rolling on a streamer server when I started on skyfury and I just want that retard and his dickriders gone.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    when will he shave his head

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think with all the money he's made, dude would just get a transplant.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amazing how blatantly they're releasing an unfinished mess. This shit is barely in testing.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Alright doods going big dick in this gacha game right now! Time to pull out my debit card to show the devs that gambling is problematic dood!"
    >"Wait, what the fuck is that noise... dood...?"
    >he grabs his fake sword and starts poking the wall
    >"Dood, Mcconnell, I think those fucking xivandys are in the fucking wall. Bro listen, I fucking hear them! They're in the fucking walls!!"
    >starts hacking at the wall, crumbles easily into pieces due to the state of his shitty house. A pile of rat corpses fall out
    >"Jesus christ dood what a cockass!!! Those andys killed all the fucking rats in the wall! Dood what the fuck!"
    >a swarn of cockroaches start crawling out and run across his room
    >"DOOD WHAT THE FUCK THE ANDYS, THEY'RE ALL OVER THE FUCKING ROOM!! FUCK!!!"
    >starts stomping around on the ground and slips over a liquid pile of cockroach corpses blood, hits his head on the wall
    >"THOSE FUCKING ANDYS DOOD I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THE BET DOOD STOP REMINDING ME ABOUT THE BET DOOD HOLY FUCK!!"
    >a gigantic wasp comes out and stings him right in his fucking neck
    >"DOOD DOOD WHAT THE ANDYS ARE FORCING ME TO PLAY XIV FUCKING ANDYS FUCK OFF"
    >Asmon starts hallucinating due to his poor diet, bubbles appear all over his arm and move around.
    >The andys dood.. MCCONNEL THE ANDYS ARE INSIDE OF ME!!! I GOTTA GET THEM OUT DOOD!!!
    >he starts furiously rolling over the floor and screaming while Mcconnel yells "TWITCH PRIME TWITCH PRIME" on stream

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I laughed. He's not afraid of roaches though for some reason so it'd have to be something else. TWITCH PRIME!!!! TWITCH PRIME!!!!!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Its fine to play...
        Yes? Streaming is no less valid form of business in the entertainment industry than actors, comedians or show hosts. Not everything has to be 'transformative' to have value.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >while Mcconnel yells "TWITCH PRIME TWITCH PRIME" on stream

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        God, what I'd give to nail Dani Daniels

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is it out already?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can a wow player tell me something?
    Does asmon have impressive stuff/accomplishments in WoW or is he all talk?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has an army of dick riders who basically do absolutely everything in game for him, so no

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a hack.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to be a top warrior player but that was more than a few expansions ago. He mainly got know. because he would make videos on how to solo bosses

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was pretty good during MoP (2012) and WoD (2014) expansion. He used to make guides for raid achievements and challenge modes which got him a following on youtube the first place.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He used to rotation bit while ignoring mechanics

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was among the best for raiding getting a couple #1 dps parses (fairly cheesy but almost all top parses are) and often in the top 1% for pvp. He was in the top 100 for collecting stuff for a very long time as well. Nowadays he’s a good player in the grand scheme of things but nothing special.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, he does, but to be "good" at WoW you just need to no-life it. Doesn't really require any skill.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, hes legitimately bad at the game. hes a collector, which is fine, but he doesnt do anything in the game. he just gets carried and collects the loot. back in classic he was escorted by a full party at all times and got everything funneled to him. then had the audacity to complain about not having anything to do in the game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he raid led up to Legion (Nighthold raid), then realized managing angry people so they show up to raid wasn't fun or lucrative so he switched to the current format. He showed he could still parse orange and raid lead in the mythic Eternal Palace release, did the first 3 bosses on stream like the 2nd week of release with randoms.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Like others have said, he used to. He's completely washed up now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's a retired OG pretty much, he used to be really good but just makes money now.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something for the Alliance? If they gave the Alliance something, anything I'm gonna play the game again.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cry up and down about how wow is the worst game ever
    >bro this expansions so bad dood
    >next expansion comes out
    >DOOD THIS ONE IS GONNA BE BETTER DOOD ITS GONNA BE THE ONE TO FIX EVERYTHING
    >bro this expansion is so bad dood
    >repeat for infinity
    wowbucks deserve no pity and even less respect

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Instead of lingerie and bdsm slave mounts we get childrens toys. What a shame.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I unironically miss the not-so-subtle hornyness of the vanilla devs.
        >female bikini armor
        >pin-up paintings
        >tons of innuendos in dialog, names, emotes etc.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the things that keep me playing ff14. No interest in the ERP playerbase, but it's cool that half the outfits are actual armor, and the other half is basically fetish gear. No idea why WoW hasn't tried adding lingerie outfits or bunny girl outfits

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's funny, because Blizzard probably knows their WoW audience is horny as fuck, considering how much WoW porn is still being commissioned to this day, and how they had to walk back on banning slutmog mods. Yet at the same time they drank the woke kool aid and have to pretend that bikini armor and sex jokes are harming(?) people irl.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >they had to walk back on banning slutmog mods
              They never said anything about banning slutmog in the first place, please stop believing random shit you read on Ganker retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They changed something about their launcher and code a couple times through the last years, to deal with 'cheaters', which always messed with mod injections and almost broke the modding scene. Not sure what the current state is, but of course they never made any official statements

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                banning injections and blocking model edits isnt remotely close to banning slutmog

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >slutmog mods
                I was referring to the mods part

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                mods arent mog retard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No shit, sherlock, but the original post mentions slutmog MODS as in 3rd party not in game models and textures

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus fuck that's a mooseknuckle if ever I've seen one.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Slutmog mods. As in mods that edit existing slutmogs, which in fact got people banned back in 2019. Come the fuck on, bro.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Model editing has always been against the rules retard

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's weird because ff14 have plenty of fags and women in the playerbase, but as long as you frame the slut shit as being empowering they eat it right up. I honestly think blizzard has no clue what women actually want

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Turns out that despite what shrieking idpol psychos think, actual human women enjoy feeling cute/sexy/generally attractive, so long as it's on their own terms.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Gotta love all of those young chicks IRL wearing leopard-print thongs or see-through dresses. But fucking BIKINI ARMOUR IN A VIDEO GAME!!!?? Heresy. These women and men at Blizzard need to take a company trip to a strip club for once.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              bro, wow modding is pretty much dead because the mods break every single patch and the modders have to go back and fix them, plus you have to use a very dubious launcher to be able to use them in the first place. very few modders bother anymore, and the few that do charge money for their shit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the things that keep me playing ff14. No interest in the ERP playerbase, but it's cool that half the outfits are actual armor, and the other half is basically fetish gear. No idea why WoW hasn't tried adding lingerie outfits or bunny girl outfits

          It's funny, because Blizzard probably knows their WoW audience is horny as fuck, considering how much WoW porn is still being commissioned to this day, and how they had to walk back on banning slutmog mods. Yet at the same time they drank the woke kool aid and have to pretend that bikini armor and sex jokes are harming(?) people irl.

          It makes sense when you understand that Blizzard has been taken over by sexual deviants trying to spread their degeneracy.

          Ofc a game intended for teenagers will have sexual innuendo. The level that classic had was actually rather hidden. You would generally have to seek it out or dedicate yourself to the ERP. But it still had jokes that any normal, healthy person could chuckle at.

          So now, instead of healthy expression of one of the most powerful human drives, they make all normal expressions of sexuality taboo, while encouraging all deviant expressions of sexuality. Clearly an agenda.

          It would be as if they removed all meat items in the game to encourage vegetarianism, but still allowed, and even lauded, trolls' cannibalism.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just happy to have the zoophile logo on a backpack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zoophile
        i can guarantee you do not know what symbol they use

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't use the paw now. They got a new acronym too? AAP maybe Animal Attracted Person nice new flag? The paw too on the nose? They still wanna fuck animals

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nope, you will never know unless you're a zoophile or know a zoophile

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              You can literally just hop on F-List and enter any animal fucker room.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                furries aren't zoophiles and actual zoophiles will be mad if you call them furries

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You'd think Shills would learn to be less conHispanicuous.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The fuck these bitches doing

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          solving captchas to post on anonymous website.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Those are utterly unique and amazing"

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i hate streamers and the people that watch them like you wouldnt believe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if i just watch the youtube clips mostly in the background while working?

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    After shadowlands I don't have any hopes for retail. The dragon flying looks like absolute shit and that's one of the main content for the new expansion.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    BRO

    INVITE

    LAYER

    PLEASE!

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, much like ogres, have layers

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How to be a twitch/youtube "influencer"
    >something new releases
    >look at the like/dislike ratio
    >look at the comments
    >if negative: All your content is now shitting the game/company
    >if positive: All your content is now praising the game/company
    >never hold any contradicting opinions whatsoever
    >sell your soul to add just a extra nordvpn ad and hire a pajeet to make a shitty crop of someone else's video with LIKE SUBSCRIBE BELL ICON animation with the loudest fucking clicking sounds possible in the universe

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just think it's funny this rat man continues the play this shit game as his primary because he's too scared to quit it and do something different. It's really sad, hope he dies soon.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they admitted week back not to balance classes anymore https://www.mmo-champion.com/content/10903-Dragonflight-Class-Design-Progress-Update game is going to be disaster

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That post literally says they are now going to focus on balancing the classes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blizzard number tuning

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why even bother playing at this point? Every class has the same rotation too

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Going to be even better when you can hold down a button to do your rotation, literal 5 APM specs

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              retard

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          number tuning

          Sure glad my mage got banned. That looks horrendous.

          No reason not to play warlock/warrior/shaman.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Double replying just because the enormity of it is still hitting me.

          Why would you ever choose mage over shaman if elemental shaman is going to do pretty much everything you do, but better, while also having heals, and heavy armor+shield?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because your guild is forcing you to be the buff bitch.
            See the demon hunter near the bottom there? Every group needs one of them to make the rest of the dps happy.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because the raid needs the mage buff and the conjured food. It has been that way since late vanilla. Blizzard can't balance for shit

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Because the raid needs the mage buff and the conjured food. It has been that way since late vanilla.

              That's not even close to true. Arcane intellect was one of the weakest buffs in vanilla, and while conjured food was nice, it's still easily replaceable. I remember before the buffet table spell was added and I had to spend 30 minutes at the start of MC conjuring water.

              From vanilla to WotLK, mages were always one of the top dps. They may have always been surpassed by rogues, or hunters, but even that depended a lot on fight mechanics, and of course, those are other dedicated DPS classes.

              I suppose this makes me notice an even more egregious error. The fact that no rogue (a fragile melee offense class) build is capable of outdpsing, warlocks (a ranged pet class), warriors (high survivability and tank), Elemental shamans (ranged healer with shield and mail), death knights (again, tanky), or even fucking shadow priests (a ranged healer, again).

              People really will consume garbage.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The int buff was a bit better back in the day before people optimized the shit out of the game and destroyed bosses in 45 seconds like in classic. Having a bit more mana went a long way back then.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmongold is such a fucking autist child, the facial movements and eyebrow movements he makes everytime he says ANYTHING drives me insane. Why do people watch retards online?

    Like Doc is pretending to be a tard, this guy is literally there, playing the moral high ground at all times.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t understand, these retards think he is playing a character. They’re fucking insane.

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Asmongold admit to browsing these threads
    Reminder that it's been scientifically proven morons are dumber than whites due to their genetics and all denial of it is cope

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Asmongold, like 76% of Americans has brain damage due to asbestos which causes him to have the most retarded political takes in which he demands government oversight of every interaction between two individuals.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Retail is a fucking joke.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hops on alt stream at 5pm
    >loads into Dragonflight
    >joins 10,000+ player queue
    >does his daily quest of reacting to a bunch of other youtubers' videos to generate ad revenue on his own youtube channel
    >turns off webcam and starts talking like he just took some sedatives
    >"wuh buh wuh wuh naw bruh why wuh why would i do that bruh i do what I want bruuhhh"
    >chatter randomly pisses him off by having a differing opinion and he calls him an entitled idiot for twenty minutes as chatter cheerleaders spam emotes and ferociously demand he is banned for wrongthink
    >gets disconnected while logging in
    >"aww wuh aw man naww bruh this game is fuckin' shit bruhhh fuck this game"
    >starts eating beef jerky really loudly and talking with his mouth open
    >washes it down with a sip of moldy mountain dew. "mmm".
    >webcam is turned back on as he finally enters the game and suddenly springs to life to continue reacting for an hour as he powers through quests as quickly as possible
    >"boys we need gold, send it to my mailbox right now!"
    >collects millions of gold from mailbox and jumps around aimlessly in circles for three hours as he waits for more gold to come in before logging off
    >"all right yawl i'm boutta go get some wendys with my dad. PEACE!"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >starts eating beef jerky really loudly and talking with his mouth open

      im a big fan of asmon but this shit really triggers me, its why i just watch the youtube videos instead, the wise editors just remove all that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im a big fan of asmon
        kys

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >im a big fan of asmon
        asmon is lying to you anon he doesn't love you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"wuh buh wuh wuh naw bruh why wuh why would i do that bruh i do what I want bruuhhh"
      I love how he is my dancing monkey, and don't even realize

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      top kek

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      someone post it on /r/asmongold

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    there is nothing 'chad' about retail paypigs.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >retail paypigs.
      the game has been free to play since 2017 if you're not a shitter, making enough gold to pay for your sub is stupidly easy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Just do all of this pointless bussywork to earn gold instead of doing ANYTHING else after you are "done" with WoW for the day
        When you are grinding away at WoW gold you are losing time that you could spend on even just doing something way more fun in WoW

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spend 2 hours with your friends carrying some shitters through a heroic raid for gold while facerolling the content and shooting the shit
          >do this once a week
          >get enough gold to pay for 2-3 months of gametime every month while also sitting at close to gold cap constantly
          i guess if 2 hours a week is too much for you then it is what it is

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >2 hours a week
            >8 hours (1 work day) a month
            >for ~$30
            literal sweatshop worker lmao

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >iPhone filename
    >absolutely abhorrent post
    Every time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      iPhone chads stay winning

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's with the Brianna Wu promotion?

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get 9001 video recommendation of "ASMONGOLOID REACTS TO GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS" years ago
    >need to tell youtube 9001 times that I'm not interested until it stops recommending me this cunt
    >look up a few WoW guides
    >see that fucking face in every second thumbnail again

    Fuck you, Google.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get BlockTube and just block the channels that make his react videos. Never seen him pop up on my recommended since doing that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but you're a fucking saint, I can finally get that retard and jerma out of my fucking homepage

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll only play it if there is no subscription fee. 5 minutes of gameplay isn't worth any amount of money.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the fuck does every Ganker wow thread have this ugly ass in the OP? I don't even know who the fuck he is. Is he like a mascot for nu-Wow?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the CP2077 e-boi of warcraft, he's the face of all the shill threads

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose it'll good for a week or two of fun going through leveling zones at launch and running the first raid once. But current Blizzard's abysmal long-term storytelling, convoluted character progression systems designed for maximum friction and a lack of casual content doom the game as a sub-based MMO from the start.

    Even with them seemingly heavily dialing back on Legion-BfA-Shadowlands systems bloat they still manage to make a bunch of pants on head retarded decisions in player progression design instead of learning from their main (and more succesful at this stage) competitor's example.
    Bungie is the same with Destiny 2 in a lot of ways but even they aren't as retarded as the Blizzard devs seem to be.

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    E-celeb board when?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because this image was made in like 2015 and updated over time and 7 years later we still don't have a eceleb board, lmao

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seething Gankerer incelmoment

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why dont they just replace /qa/ with a lowcow style board so we can get this shit off of Ganker and Ganker

      Fuck they made v tuber Reddit board but religion and E-celebs is whoever the fuck owns this website draws the line

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because an e-celeb board is just an invitation for lawsuits

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Moot has his emails on read

          Not to mention all the other illegal shit that gets posted here the hunter Biden laptop I cloud hit was leaks about a month ago

          Fuck crickets

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          vtubers are ecelebs too, there's no difference legally

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we unironically need that board
      just take a look at r/livestreamfail

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It would be a legendary board but look at what happened to chud farms. I dont think the 4chin admins want that kind of negative attention because one retarded anon made fun of one chud.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >giving a fuck about negative attention

        This isn't ebaumsworld you candyass

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one wants to be in charge of moderating this possible shit board. I imagine the amount of shilling and spamming the mods would have to put up with.

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuck'ing is an art from.
    Non blizzdrones literally wouldn't get it.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what MMO will he run to once people realise Dragonflight didn't fix anything?
    GW2? lol

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't play a single game endorsed by this degenerate who killed his own mother with neglect, mentally ill gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this fucking real? Looks shopped but then i saw the legs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a fucking gay, glad I stopped watching when he began playing ff14

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        WoW is the chud game, brother.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          both are chud games

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Remember the difference:
            WoW devs are chuds.
            FF14 is played by chuds.

            You can filter and block the chuds in 14, but WoW players can never avoid the fact their devs are chuds.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're a gay either way if you play wow or ff14 in the current year

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              filter all the chuds in ff14 and you're playing a single player game

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              This is pure cope at this point, your game is full of trannies and furries, the people playing classic are terminal losers that desperately want to go back to the early days

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >your game
                I play both, so which boogieman are you speaking about?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I desperately want to go back to the early days but I don't play this trash fire

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happend to Lost Ark? I thought he loved it yet hasnt touched it for a while. Is it because the game is dying and he only plays whats popular?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tends to play things until he reaches content he can't insta-roll with good gear. The second he hits a difficulty wall that may leave him feeling embarrassed at how shit he is he switches.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair Vykas is a shit boss. Its just a collection of minigames that leads to a wipe if just one person fails. Valtan is very fair in comparison and also the only good boss in the game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          But anon, hard = good. One mistake wiping the group is SOUL. Difficulty is the only thing an MMO needs.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Thats fucking awful design anon. Dont come with your stupid buzzword. The boss itself isnt difficult its just the few minigames that are extremely punishing.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wow's last raid tier had a lag/bug that made avoiding a certain boss' mechanic almost impossible.
              People said it was the best boss in the tier. Difficult = Good (even if it's artificial)

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              calm down Pyro, don't have another melty

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >couldn’t one shot A4s
        >gave up and got carried on this alt channel
        What a nerd

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          't one shot A4s
          >>gave up and got carried on his alt channel
          ???
          He spent a full day on A4s, and learned all of the mechanics when he did it on his alt.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone actually seen him play lost Ark dude failed QTE on a Keyboard and mouse and I'm not talking Typing of the Dead levels of QTE I mean babies first typing class.

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i watch asmongold becuz he's a loser just like me, let's go asmon!!!!

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Retailchads… WE’RE BACK
    IN THE BOX OF DENIAL.

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this trailer trash shilled everywhere on Youtube? I can't look up any video without seeing his toothless grimace in the search.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      completely unironically though I hate having to look at his ugly mug anywhere

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Asmon, vinny, Oney threads
    >never deleted
    >any other e-celeb thread
    >deleted within 5min

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when PvP was fun and the TTK was not 5min?
    Low TTK > High TTK any time of the week

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think you play retail if TTK is 5 min on average.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How low is too low? Is 0.1s still too much for you or do we need to go lower?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is that what rogues do now after the sepsis nerf?

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How's the PVP this expansion? That's the only reason I would play this game, but last time it was "decent" was MOP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hows the pvp
      shit like always since arena was added

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      better than BFA but still frustrating. Tons of classes have burst that does like 60 percent of someone's health in .5 seconds fully geared. Last patch gave assassin rogues a 2 second 100 to 0 burst with dots.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoW pvp is fucking boring unless Blizzard decides to do something lulzy and stack a billion borrowed power systems on eachother like they did with corruptions during the end of BFA.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I loved the cooldown reduction corruption, avenging wrath or stuns always off cooldown felt amazing.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >full gushing wound unholy
        take me back

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another advertising thread
    remember to report these threads lads

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play on PvP server
    >gank popular streamer
    >banned
    No thanks

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If he's a millionaire and don't like to be bald why don't he get a hair transplant and start taking rogaine?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because money can't fix lack of character.

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Asmon, if you see this: Love you bro

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw him show the trailer on his stream. It didn't even look like WoW, it just looked like some random gay dragon game.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      WoW art has turned from god tier to shit in the past few years.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Happens to every game. Eventually the talented artists of that different time die or move on to something else leaving only Cal-Arts and Bangaloreans.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Artists like Keith Parkinson and Frank Frazetta are long dead
          >Boris Vallejo, Larry Elmore, Clyde Caldwell, etc. are in their 70s and 80s as well
          This sucks so much.

          I just hope Serpieri finishes his last volume of Druuna before his time has come.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          EQ was pure soul. Too bad they are the posterchild of how to destroy something good by listening to the playerbase.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was never "god tier" but it definitely had a distinct style and SOUL. Current WoW is like a plastic toy caricature of the original style.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >All it takes is 1 image of a streamer and the thead devolves into a hodgepodge of streamer shill posts
    Ganker is so cringe now holy shit.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >using cringe unironically
      fuck Ganker is full of gays now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon this is WoW now, this is what the game is. Like it or not.
      This is not the game you found friends with, did dungeons and raids with while exploring a world in an adventure. The good times are over.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      anyone actually willing to discuss world of warcraft has long since left Ganker, or knows better than to try to talk about it here
      you can only have autistic tribalists screech in your ear about how you're supposed to play ffxiv instead for so long

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally a moderation issue
        jannies kept deleting xiv threads on sight while letting 3+ wow threads stay up at once (despite having TWO separate /vg/ threads) so xiv players invaded wow threads to discuss the game. Janny shilled wow so hard it died on the site.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you should go back to your general and he wouldn't delete it :^)

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe if this thread went back to the general /wowg/ wouldn't take 30+ hours to fill a thread

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              no one in this thread has attempted to discuss wow at any point

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither does /wowg/, it's just a furry desperate for attention bumping it every once in a while

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                you know xiv players use /wowg/ now right
                it's /xivg2/ now

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That used to be the case, now nobody uses it. Back when it was /xivg2/ the threads finished up in like 8 hours. Now it's 20-35 hours per thread depending on if there's news.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair enough, I never looked back
                I gave up on attempting to discuss wow on the internet in any meaningful capacity, too much autism involved, just talk to the people that play it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >took a break from a WoW for a year
                >decide to log on a f2p character to see what org is like at peak hours
                >still see the same people hanging around in the same spot and talking the most cringe shit possible
                >they're all vulpera
                what the fuck is it with these people

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    *eyebrows violently convulsing*
    >DOOD I just LOOOOOVE WoW BROO
    >it's like the best game ever DOOOD
    *gums start bleeding*
    >I just LOOOOOVE farming out these mounts every single day for the last 15 years MAAAAAN, it's soooooo good DOOD
    *doesn't get the mount for the 100000th time*
    >COCK ASS dood!! That's some BULLSHIIIEEEET MAAAAAN. Y'all believe this? OH MY GAWWWD I HATE THIS GAME dooooood FUCK
    *parks his character to receive gold from orbiters*
    >I'm sooooo MAAAD I didn't get that MOOUNT broooo SHIT MAAAAN
    *smears blood from gums on the wall*
    *wasps start buzzing in the walls*
    >The fuck is this shit BROOOO
    *sidekick every 30 minutes: TWITCH PRIME TWITCH PRIIIIIIME*
    >TRUE DOOD. TRUE.
    >Okay y'all ready to see this shit?
    *shows dead mom's decomposing body in the next room*
    >There it is dood.
    *sidekick: TOS DOOD TOS*
    >MAAAAN fuck em dood, I do what I want. Y'all believe this horseshit?
    >Alright boys imma call it a day. We had a good stream today, watched some few videos and played 10 whole minutes of games. Imma run some ads then go to Taco Bell™. Don't forget to subscribe to my ex-girlfriend's OnlyFans... PEACE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't forget to subscribe to my ex-girlfriend's OnlyFans
      this is what still gets me
      the opinions this man pretends to have for pink sparkles blows my fucking mind

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wowbucks... your response?

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll probably play it for a couple of months before quitting again and that's fine.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he started reacting to his own fucking videos

    I think we reached peak Asmongold

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The FFXIV bribe money from SE dried up

    lol

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Man I love how WoW still is rent free in every XIV players head.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      they seethe at the activity, 14 is alive like 1 week every 7 months.

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    have sex incel

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ok real talk why is everyone on this board such a chud? why do you hate when ppl have fun with what their lose, you guys are sad

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DAILY REMINDER
    WoW is now officially a chud game and if you give them money then you are a chud gay yourself.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      And even worse than that...

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Left is suppose to look better?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is if you want to fight a monster hyena and not a fucking furry.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what the literal fuck
        some furry gay made this 100%

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post the Hogger

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      my penis...
      it's fading....

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you think this board is the right place to ask this?

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OP is about Retail, not Asmongold. Just because his face is attached to the image doesn't mean jannies should allow e-celeb discussion.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    These asmonfags are pathetic. Saw a clip of that subhuman degenerate once and he was dodging the chud question by repeatedly say "im not a biologist". He is a slave to amazon, he knows 100% of his income comes from the internet and he is a greedy spineless gay who will become homeless if he ever gets canceled for stating his true opinion. I hope someone has dirt on him and cancels the fucker.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I hope someone has dirt on him and cancels the fucker.
      like what?

      99% of his time is spent in his room

      the other 1% is spent driving to walmart or someplace else to get food

      at worst he might get exposed for saying some edgy shit in a private chat which he'll weasel his way out of successfully because his viewers are retarded

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      So he should just forfeit the easiest job he will ever have, his fan base and a huge income coupled with all of it just to say something that will please you? About a topic that he probably doesn't give 2 shits about just like any other ordinary human being?
      Are you okay in your head, your resentful psychotic schizo retard?

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ASMONGOLD.
    >imagine having such worthless human being as your the game influencer
    just what a chud infested game deserve

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    CHAT'S BEIN WEIRD DOOD

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shut the fuck up, bitch.

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think everyone who watched more than 10minutes of this toothless ugly motherfucker should be burned alive. Thoughts?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ok but you go do it

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    chud game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isnt FFXIV tho?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        No it's WoW the chud game.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/6gtzan/a_serious_question_for_trans_players/

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You go on reddit? Fucking hell you are the chud.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >haha I will link some random retard on Reddit that'll show him
              GO BACK gay

              That XIV seethe. I love it

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                As much as you love chud cock.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >y..you p..play FF14..
                LOL I love how this lil' bro has to insist you are his strawman because he has nothing else
                mental illness WoWtard

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                he was too generous, no one actually plays 14 compared to wow

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't give a fuck about 14 or whatever retarded boogeyman you drones cry about
                nor do I care all of you dumbfucks piled onto 3 servers and now wait in 6 hour queue to play a game that will be dead (like 90% of the other servers) in a week

                LOL

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why is your hand constantly shaking? Is that the fuck machine you have set up to fuck you in the ass at all times to make the game more bearable?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >haha I will link some random retard on Reddit that'll show him
              GO BACK gay

              dilate sisters

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Careful with that language, you will lose all those reddit points, then Asmongoloid will ban you from his chat for being transphobic.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >haha I will link some random retard on Reddit that'll show him
            GO BACK gay

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    holy shit, blizzard customer support is here now?!?!!

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No it’s not you fucking deranged gay. Go take your shit back to twitter, reddit or kiwifarms or wherever you came from

  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good evening to you, Rajeev. Great job completing the >> reference task today. You completed this menial repetitive task to perfection. I see big things in your future.

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this thread still up? How come mods never delete asmon threads?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      delete yourself first

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THE NASTY GOBLIN BALD
    has done more damage to this game than anyone else by crying, complaining, and then taking it up the ass from Blizzard anyways

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ITT: OW THE EDGE

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sirposting is why I still come here

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sir please redeem your Twitch Prime and send it to me.
      >SIR! DO NOT REDEEM YOUR TWITCH PRIME ON 200 VIEWER ANDY'S!
      >NOOOOOOO SIR YOU REDEEMED ALREADY YOUR TWITCH PRIME???? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I remember a clip of him "jokingly" asked for twitch prime subs when he was about to try FF for the first time and had like +120k viewers and he stated that he made like 15k in 30 seconds because of how many people actually did that

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          My uncle works at Twitch and said that this is correct.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You and I both know what 99,99% of people would do the same in that moment, including you and me. Milk those viewers without a second thought. Prime subs come 'free' anyway, so nobody loses, only the streamer wins big.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >SUBBBBBBBBS
        One of the reasons I quit videogame speedrunning.
        Like there was this guy who was in the same game community as me (no I'm not going to say) and was always willing to shoot the shit and talk strats with me while he streamed. And then once he made affiliate it was like a fucking light switch going off. He still barely had any viewers but when I tried to talk strats with him while he was streaming he'd just have this absolutely annoyed tone in his voice like "bitch why are you talking to me while you aren't subbed" like fuck you man you ain't shit and neither am I. I'm not giving you 5 dollars just to have the same conversations we always used to have.
        But yeah. Twitch streamers are almost all predatory scumbags. And the format is always the same. Balding middle aged guy, praddle the same rainbow bullshit, prey on (sometimes gay) emotionally broken zoomers with daddy issues.

        Asmon's especially bad for that from what I've seen. He sits on his high horse playing internet daddy while making a living preying on emotionally vulnerable young men. I don't know how anyone can fucking do that without feeling bad.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't know how anyone can fucking do that without feeling bad.
          Because they lack the emotional intelligence to realize what they are doing is having a negative impact on some fraction of the population/audience. Even if you told them of what they are doing they'll blow it off as everything in the world has some negative consequences or they'll ask for data they know you don't have without really understanding that doing any amount of bad, regardless of the proportion, is something that should be actively minimized, which they will then say something like, "If it's so easy why don't you do it" despite that blow-off not having any relevance but they're just treating your criticism as a way of avoiding having to say they're too socipathic or lazy to be conscious of what they're doing. Or they'll say they're trying but not actually do anything about it. They feel validated because people are paying them money to do what they do; they don't realize that people get paid to do awful shit all the time.

          There are engineers in the world who know they're doing shit badly. They externalize the environmental damage and it doesn't break their oath to make lives better for people. Even people working in real estate and finance when they know they're selling dogshit adhere to some basic standard that amounts to not acting in such a way that would get you thrown out of society. The difference between professionals and streamers is that the professionals often know exactly what they're doing because you don't become a professional without some amount of emotional intelligence that is forced upon you through your education or training. There is no standard to train a professional streamer, no etiquette that is legally enforced by laws like all other media. They have externalized all the consequences of their actions and there's really nothing to stop them from changing short of a sex scandal, which in some countries like Italy don't even give a shit.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I suppose the 'negative impact' is fairly well hidden behind some pretty deep nuances. Asmongold is way too friendly with his viewers though and given the rate of mental illness and the size of his audience there's at least one person with BDP there who's liable to show up at his house one day like "I'm moving back home, daddy, please love me"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          This. Plus all they do is that vapid, empty talking to themselves why ignoring everything else, even the game when going "thank you SOOOO much for your sub GaySlayer42 appreciate it a lot and thank you for supporting the community" Especially when they talk over the game itself and get super confused what to do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine still subbing after finding out most english streamers are predators

        Plz dont do this

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    THERE IT IS DOOD...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fuck is that shit? It's more cringy than FFXIV

  87. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    pffffffffffffffHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone in Nu-WoW chugged a truck load of soi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        This gay is in a class of his own

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >you will now remeber dnd combat wheelchair

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OHNONONONONO

        This gay is in a class of his own

        >This is the "based redpilled" game Zoomers play

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wowbucks are completely deluded, their game is literally the gayest chuded out shit in the world

          not even japanese weeb games have this amount of actual trannies and homos in them

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            once you realize they ALL project onto the 14 playing anons what their own game is full of of everything will make sense.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is not real there is no way

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          see

          This gay is in a class of his own

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      what the fuck is that

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker keep posting this deranged hobo?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cause he is /ourguy/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >is a cuck
        >language polices
        >promotes p2w games
        >scams his viewers
        >is a scruffy cunt
        >killed his own mother
        >is a lazy bastard
        >midwit
        >/ourguy/

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dude people complaining about SJW's destroying video games is worse than SJW!

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YES DOOD

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally looks like something from a Unity asset flip mobile game.

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OHNONONONONO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but i want to fuck that
      I know i shouldn't... But...

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The dragonrace looks like something from pre 2004 janky European MMOs

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      gays do not get to own color, that's not how this works

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >still no orange dragonflight
      missed lore opportunity.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what would be the dominion of orange dragons anon

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Something to do with trannies, probably. The power of "transition".

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's no purple dragonflight either. No idea why there's purple there. I guess the black dragonflight is purple now because ???

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          because of Onyxia I guess?
          still seems like a stretch to me.

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know why but I'm not telling you because mass repliers are scum

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I think you're more soi than most people that actually watch him. Get a hobby or do something else with your "life".

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe that wheelchair shit is real lmao

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you drink a potion off your sidebar instead of mailing one from your bag

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Asmon fanboy seething. Sorry kid. Your internet daddy doesn't give a fuck about you. You're just dollar signs to him.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    While we're posting embarrassing dragonflight screencaps somebody post the one with the dragon who uses a vulpera disguise and is clearly using their designer's furry RP monologue about how they're so special....there is so much more to me than you could imagine....expand your mind if you want to comprehend what I truly am.....

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the janny should earn his pay (0 dollars) and delete your spam

  102. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHAT IF Asmongold works as a Ganker janny?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Apparently one of his chat/ discord mods is a janny

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHA yeah I believe it. Those kinds of sadsacks have a perfectly overlapping Venn diagram.

  103. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I bet the multi-quote spammer is Asmongold trying to get banned from Ganker so that he can go on his stream and talk about how the Ganker chuds banned him for disagreeing with them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he went live on his zackrawrr channel like an hour ago

  104. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how WoW has become so garbage Ganker would rather talk about an uninteresting e-celeb than how trash the game has become.

  105. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Asmongold is the one person that I truly want to beat the living fuck out of if I was given the choice to fight one person in my lifetime.

  106. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys... will watch me play wow right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How did he get away with grifting the FF14 community?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        by banning anyone who mentions the game, whats the worst someone from 14 going to do? Show up at Twitch con to beat his ass violently?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did he? I thought his channel went back to irrelevance

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        did he? I thought his channel went back to irrelevance

        He's been hanging with Hasan, this after for years saying he hated Hasan for the "America deserved 9/11" given Rich lives in NY e.t.c.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn't they abandoned when he came back and call him a grifter when asmon hosts him. The FC that named themselves after him put out one funny video but eventually changed their name in shame

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Qrd?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            he did a donation drive (to himself) while playing FF14, he was supposed to perform FF14 themed stunts/activities due to hitting certain donation milestones, but he reneged on all of them and pretends the donation drive never happened.

            Straight up stealing money essentially.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't his channel die out after the XIV gravy train stopped rolling about 6 months ago? Even the gays that made a guild for him in FF renamed and turned on him when he tried to "make a return" to the game

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't he the manlet who is dating a literal BLACKED porn star? What's the point in all that grifting when that's the prize?

  107. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Also watch the mods delete the thread before it archives so there won't be any proof of Asmongold shilling, they do this every time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Asmongold shilling
      what type of creature would do this?

  108. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can people get goosebumps from poorly modeled plushie dragons spin-to-winning through LE ART TEAM zone #14934

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those are shills, anon. Getting paid to "influence market reception" or some buzzword shit. They literally just have to type out some stupid bullshit without believing a word of it.

  109. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Y'all still playing asman's game?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can't wait for this retard to stumble into Genshin and finds out what a REAL "toxic" community looks like

  110. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder the spammer is spamming to get the thread deleted so it won't hit archive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s spending his friday night very productively

  111. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there a hobo right to the new WoW expansion logo?

  112. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Name a more scummy streamer, protip you can't.

  113. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is anybody seriously surprised the mongoloid went crawling back to retail? He's gonna play for two weeks, complain it's shit and then go back to "I react" content.

  114. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything to do in the game besides M+ and raids?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretend you're a dragon in a wheelchair

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      arenas and rated battlegrounds. It's hard at first to find a group of people who run it with voice coordination though.

  115. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    endflopwalker chud babies are CRYING and PISSING and SHITTING all over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Use Ganker funnyman words that aren't chud, this is the only place on the entire internet I see anybody using that

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe you should go to real websites instead of nazi manifesto ones little boy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron go back to bunkerchan.

  116. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dam we've actually gotten to people trying to spam-kill negative WoW threads

    M A Z E D
    A
    Z
    E
    D

  117. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the most amazing things to me is how everyone miraculously forgot that Asmongold used to literally eat his boogers, and put the dried blood and pus from his infected rot gums on his walls. That, and he was the quintessential meme when it came to messy neckbeard rooms. I feel like I'm in a Men in Black film where everybody was forced to forget and now he is idolized.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How can we forget when you've spammed this picture a billion times?
      >DUUUDE HE'S JUST LIKE US YOU GOTTA WATCH HIM!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        HE'S JUST LIKE US YOU GOTTA WATCH HIM!
        I don't think anon is saying that I think he's saying asmongold is a disgusting subhuman goblinoid

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      nobody forgot, that is why half his fanbase idolizes him. he's proof that they can make it too.

  118. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone got a filter for mass replies?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      can't do one without filtering quotes in general

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      GankerX add-on, then you want to follow the guides how to filter out spammers.

  119. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are retail fags always mentally ill leftcels

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does your mother suck so well

  120. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SIR
    DO NOT REDEEM THE QUOTE BOMB
    YOU BLOODY BASTARD SIR

  121. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WoWfags are the most buckbroken retards on the planet

  122. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO THE FUCKING NAZI'S ARE MAKING FUN OF US
    >LETS BOMB THE THREAD DISCORD SISTERS
    Retail players are beyond pathetic.
    Your game sucks your mental state is fucked.
    You will always be losers.
    You lose.
    You will keep loosing.
    I will keep laughing at (You)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah this spammer just wants to make the mod delete the thread before it archives to delete any "proof" of Asmongold shilling

  123. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I can't give you any potions... they're painted on

  124. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    they just infect everyone else childrens, how do you think they ones that exist now came to be?
    and today they can do it in a bigger scale than in the past too

  125. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    LOL!!!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blizzard always had shitty references like this.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Cata is when it went overboard. When they reworked old Azeroth they filled it with joke quests and meme NPCs.

  126. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had fun playing WoW 12 years ago, I'm glad I quit when i did because holy shit it's been a straight downhill trend for over a decade.

  127. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do asmon cultists assume people who shit talk their cult leader mustve been kicked out of his chat?
    there are plenty of reasons to hate the man you know?

  128. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How did WoW go from being celebrated as a world wide phenomenon to being a fucking joke? I genuinely can't imagine playing current WoW

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diversity hires, reinventing the wheel over and over, Blizzard's obsession with forcing esports shit into all of their games. The list goes on.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How did WoW go from being celebrated as a world wide phenomenon to being a fucking joke?
      It was always a joke catered to the biggest normalfags and kids.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok xiv chud

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rent free

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        forever butthurt
        forever a chud
        behold the wowbuck

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Believe it or not WoW was a joke from day 1, it was like looking at Fortnite compared to all the other shooters, something for kids or people who weren't actually into shooters.

      People labeled it a casual game because that's what it was, a mind numbingly easy game which spit rewards into your face on a constant basis . When you compared it to the MMORPG genre up until that point it was like night and day, on one hand you had games that required an immense amount of work or skill to get anything done, a heavy focus on community, and usually centered themselves on playing as a group. Then WoW comes along and

      >Hey just run around talking to npcs and killing a couple boars to soar through the levels
      >Gear and items thrown at you constantly, no longer is simply getting an item a rewarding process
      >WoW players begin to assault every other games community for no apparent reason

  129. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cringelord actor

  130. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Ganker hate asmongold
    Do they hate every super popular streamer?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like MOONMOON. Can't wait for the MGS4 streams.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I like MOONMOON
        you need to go back

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I will. The stream starts at 6pm-ish est which is pretty soon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you like him?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cause he is /ourguy/ and he is based?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are the npc meme.

  131. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    so what does this guy stream in WoW? is he funny? does he get mad and that's fun to watch?

  132. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lost Ark decimated wows player numbers, they are shitting this expansion out in such a mad panic. It will be shit, they are rushing it out way too fast.

  133. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who wants to play as a Dragon who is a chud?

  134. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    non-binary sisters... we're home

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dragon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      how does non-binary work? If they aren't male or female, what the fuck do they think they are?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a mental illness, anon. You can't understand it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting these you moron

  135. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk for a moment.

    Why is Asmongold so based and perfect embodyment of Ganker?

    Let's not get it twisted, Asmon says lot of dumb and retarded shit but so does Ganker, but in the end of the day he's more often right than wrong.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      (you)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are literally the npc meme.

  136. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is the first time I've seen an Asmon hate thread get this many comments. Usually the jannies delete them to protect their idol.

  137. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    don't know if she suffered but asmongold confirmed she dropped phat l00t

  138. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    He was method acting out his new video game i think

  139. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't this guy that spent like $100,000 on Diablo or something?

  140. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Good morning ser, how to bypass mass reply tagging spam filter? needful

  141. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    back to crying over your retoilet furry chud expansion?

  142. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was that on QA?

  143. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sneedolands is crumbling and Dragonflight will be stillborn...

  144. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OK another successful thread in the bag, see (You) in the next one!

  145. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being an mmo addict

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