retard gamer thread

>been playing games all my life
>not good at any of them
>can never solve puzzles on my own
>can never beat games without guides
>takes me much longer to beat a game than the average person

  1. 1 month ago

    you're not alone brother. I don't always need to look up guides, but everything else is pretty spot on. I had to look up the solution for one or two helltaker levels

  2. 1 month ago


  3. 1 month ago

    I never do any side-quest and just do the story
    Which makes me complete almost every game in like 3 to 5 days

  4. 1 month ago

    because you refuse to force yourself. simply stop looking things up and be willing to get stuck and potentially stonewall yourself, thats really how you learn. if you're actually tired of being bad at games, you'll do this, but most people don't have the patience or willingness for it and you're likely no different.

  5. 1 month ago

    I can’t get past the water elephant temple thing in breath of the wild and it makes me feel like a dumbos.

    • 1 month ago


  6. 1 month ago

    It's a hobby. As long as you're having fun, who cares?

  7. 1 month ago

    >play game
    >get lost
    >spend 15 minutes trying to figure out where to go
    >it's just some obvious path i completely missed

  8. 1 month ago

    not game related but
    >have to make a call
    >mental preparation and script rehearsals before it
    >hands shaking during it
    >dance of joy after it
    why am I like this

    • 1 month ago

      I used to be like this and still am a little bit but two things helped immensely, first stopping porn and second got a job where I had to call clients half of the day. Realized I was overthinking things.

    • 1 month ago

      because you dont do it enough

  9. 1 month ago

    I play mostly RTS but I'm fucking slow and can't multitask for shit

    • 1 month ago

      Take the TurnBasedPill brother, this is an official invitation to check out the Dominions general on vg


  10. 1 month ago

    I got a PS4, can't play shit. Re2,3,7 ff7 remake, ff 0 hd. Idk what the fuck happened, guess I'm not good at current gen.

  11. 1 month ago

    >max end retard that's managed to play games his entire life and never got good at them
    >unable to solve complex puzzles I simply jam shit together until it works
    >always solve puzzle eventually
    >playing portal 2 with my genius friend he was in awe of how will I was to just jam my head into shit sometimes solving puzzles in .002 seconds or being totally useless as to solving them
    >FPS games are near unplayable for me because I can't aim for shit
    >occasionally stumble into another deaf blind retard and we spray at each other for 3 full clips because neither of us can aim
    >managed above average MMR in dota despite playing like an ape that refuses to read guides purely by animal instinct gauging fights I can/can't win no matter how much my crybaby teammates tell me not to go in
    >got A20 wins on all classes in slay spire picking cards seemingly randomly and playing whatever I feel like with no real plan just based on what feels good
    >clear every action game I touch not because of skill because my reflexes and timing are dogshit just out of sheer force of will
    >beat malenia with a strength build in 1.0 because I didn't give a fuck if I had to lose for hours to get the timings down on all her shit
    >numerous 1ccs in shoot em ups because I don't mind spending an entire play session mastering a single stage even if it's going to take me weeks to eventually 1cc a 20 minute video game
    >generally despise multiplayer games because it takes so much longer to try again compared to a single player game
    i genuinely believe i play games like an insane person

  12. 1 month ago

    love fps shooters fucking terrible at them kdr is 1:3
    accuracy is 20% or less even with KB&M.

    >play anyway until i get depressed at how badly I suck

  13. 1 month ago

    What really hurts me is I'm slow and I can't improve. I'm just a punching bag for anyone online. I have a friend who plays a few hours every week (I play 50) and better in any game we play.

  14. 1 month ago

    >use trainers
    >have loads of fun but get bored easily and never finish game
    >don't use trainers
    >not having as much fun but somehow manage to finish game
    What do I do bros?

  15. 1 month ago

    >used to be godlike at every game
    >get old
    >be average at everything now

  16. 1 month ago

    I almost never do this but when I do
    the game is bullshit and 99 percent of the time it's some retarded answer
    Hotline miami was nearly perfect except for that final level
    point and click games are almost always great except for that one puzzle unless the entire game is that puzzle

  17. 1 month ago

    >love RPGs
    >can sink dozens of hours the first week I play
    >next week forget it exists for months or even years
    >come back
    >"wtf was I doin"
    >too stubborn to look up guide, restart
    >have not beaten an RPG in my whole life except KOTOR and the first Mass Effect

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