RETARD
RETARD
RETARD. RETARD
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RETARD
RETARD
This phonograph "reads" a rock’s rough surface and transforms it into beautiful ambient music pic.twitter.com/PYDzYsWWf8
— Surreal Videos (@SurrealVideos) March 3, 2023
>cia if my house was the world trade center
WE
GAAANNNNN
glad Im not the only one who crashed a boeing into his home
PULL UP
TERRAIN
That's not fucking funny, my dad was a Lilliputian and he went the same way.
Why did he do it bros?
>crashes
>doesn't put on the park brake
Remind me why we let third worlders drive again?
't put on the park brake
to be fair, if you just tipped your car sideways I don't think your first issue is it rolling downhill
Buster Keaton if he real
What is it this time? I live in a cave.
Fucking got me
skill issue
us miggas don't care if we hit the floor
I fucking HATE flying games that let you bounce off the floor or walls. Absolutely disgusting
if it was anything but a mig it would've crashed
but hey russian bias
jet morons are subhumans who can't fly in real planes, shove your gay baby rockets up your ass and come down to 4.0 so i can piss on you.
ok
>Third person
Just once, I'd like to see plane fags actually fly in first person.
You can't rapidly crane your head around while keeping your hands on stick and throttle in a videogame unless you're using VR or a head-tracker
Aren't head trackers dirt cheap these days? I remember someone saying they even used their phone as one by taping it to a hat.
kys doeguy
>manlytears gets his pilot license
real
i hate perspective
Holy shit, did they all die?
Holy fuck. They are all dead.
I'm not clicking that. Can someone tell me what happens?
sorry, I can't. after seeing it I think I'll watch some cartel beheading videos later so I can sleep tonight
the plane crashes
bruh
ayo that's fucking brutal, was that a scene from Faces of Death?
is warwick davis okay?
He might, but I don't think Manly Tears survived the crash
Awesome use of perspective in that webm.
STUART LITTLE NO!
i dont have this game can you crash into my house? fernkreuzweg 6 igls-innsbruck-austria
Imagine knowing that you’ve just killed over two hundred people, and the last thing you hear is the plane itself calling you retarded
Is there any feasible way I can play this on my shitty PC. Really want to crash into my house.
12gb ram, Pentium G4560 3.5ghs dual core, 2gb Vram I'm guessing I'm fucked
>RETARD
>RETARD
Air France Flight 447
Fucking pitot tubes. Every time.
What's the matter? He's pulling up.
Which you should not do during a stall
Yeah I just realized what a stall is, so he should be diving to increase velocity and then pull up?
Yeah, but during a stall the plane tends to lean down so the instinct is to pull up
Yeah it's like one of the first things they teach you when you start taking flying lessons, but if you panic and return to monke then your instinctive reactions don't know how flying works and you end up doing stuff like that
>he has 'instinctive reactions'
get a load of this neanderthal. the scenario you're describing is as retarded as throwing a saucepan full of boiling sauce in the air because you spilled some on your hand while carrying it.
i bet you could just type this into youtube and get 147videos
what kind of moron pulls up in a stall?
If you don't know what a stall is, and the plane is going down it makes sense to pull up.
not if you're a fucking trained pilot
Obviously, but it's a fucking comic
It's a comic made in response to trained pilots killing themselves by doing just that.
why are stallies like that?
>died on impact from extreme trauma
How painful is that? It must be pure terror on the way down.
your brain moves inside your head and it smacks your skull so hard it will instantly knock you unconscious. if you somehow don't get knocked out then you will be very disoriented and in pain from having all your bones shattered with gforces.
Boeing 747 cruise speed is 933 km/h, it is 70 meters long. On frontal impact it will fold into itself and that will take 0.2 seconds for plane to fly it's length, which means that it is instant death
It was instant death, the plane pancaked against the ocean in complete free fall. Absolutely no chance you didn't die the second your ass hit the ocean and the entire slab of meat you call a person liquified.
>captain goes for a break, someone else takes over
>that guy kept panicking and fucking up the warning alert notices by pulling the stick around
>takes the stick and fucks up the movement one more time before they crashed
Holy kek reading the Wikipedia article
>go take a nap
>least experienced crewman proceeds to kill everyone by dicking with the controls non-stop while you’re gone
I really love reading about plane crashes. It’s tragic, but it’s also funny how the vast majority of them boil down to “basically one guy fucked up so badly that it killed dozens if not hundreds of people”
kind of depressing whenever that one guy is jerking off in the break room of a maintenance facility thousands of miles from the crash though
>Fuck-up handling the controls blurbs out between tears "I don't understand, I'm pulling the stick back but it keeps falling"
>The Captain's face seconds before impact as he hears these words
nah, they still had enough time to fully realize what was going on and start the proper recovery procedure
>The last recording on the CVR was Dubois saying, "(ten) degrees pitch attitude."
Why did he do it
CHAFF
FLARES
CHAFF
FLARES
CHAFF
FLARES
AINT GONNA SAVE YOU FROM A LASER GUIDED AGM
Is flight simulator fun
I always find stuff to explore and have fun experimenting with different planes/vehicles.
The only true futuristic game.
Reminder that air travel is statistically the safest mode of transport, it is just that if something goes wrong your are nearly guaranteed to die.
that's because we dont allow any ol retard to fly a plane.
if a drivers license was as hard as a flying one
guaranteed we'd be getting less collisions
Not really, there's an engine failure or depressurization on a commercial airliner somewhere every few days on average. Scary for passengers but nonetheless "routine" and relatively safe as emergencies go.
Pilots run an emergency checklist, plane lands safely at an airport other than the one you were expecting, passengers get to enjoy some slightly sideways flying or a steep and bumpy dive along the way.
WE GAAN
https://admiralcloudberg.medium.com/fathers-and-sons-the-crash-of-aeroflot-flight-593-fc4947bdb1f1
>Let your kid fly in darkness
>Corkscrew descend into the fucking ground because Airbus was (and still is) retarded with control systems.
>let your kid fly in darkness
>why did airbus make me do this?
Bring back Crimson Skies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Astana_Flight_1388
>Embraer huehues issue a service bulletin
>Instructions unclear, maintenance techs end up wiring half of the control cables backwards
>Post-maintenance test flight mercifully has no passengers on board
>Pilots inattentive during standard pre-flight control check, flight computer sees control surfaces moving the wrong way in response to input and says thisisfine.jpg
>Banking the plane causes half the control surfaces to pull one way and the other half to pull the other way
>Pilots can barely keep the plane right-side up, plead with incompetent Portugese ATC to direct them out to the ocean so their inevitable crash doesn't kill anybody on the ground
>Miraculously the pilots manage to barely get the monster under control
>Make two failed attempts to land at air force base, pilot flying has complete nervous breakdown and backup pilot steps in
>Land safely on third attempt, plane is bent out of shape by the extreme dive speeds and G-forces it endured, never to fly again
>30 percent chance ESL mechanic installs cables backwards
>Safest way to travel
Most smaller passenger airplanes are made by Bombadier or Embraer with Embraer being the largest of the two. If you've taken a short range commercial flight it was probably on a HUE plane.
Oh hey i just watched that on TV.
>I rolled the plane
;_;7
people 1000 years from now will think this is just a legend
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
>Death Chamber-10
I haven't taken a flight in a good while, are those still in commission
Because the concord got decommissioned for less, in part due to an accident that a fucking Destruction Commuter-10 caused
What's the croc one
Crocodile is loose on a passenger flight, crashes plane due to panic
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Filair_Let_L-410_crash
>The only survivor of the crash stated to the investigators that a crocodile smuggled in a duffel bag by one of the passengers had escaped shortly before landing, sparking panic among the passengers. The flight attendant rushed towards the cockpit, followed by all passengers, and the resulting shift in the aircraft's centre of gravity led to an irrecoverable loss of control.[2] The crocodile reportedly survived the crash but was killed by a blow from a machete.[10]
I can't believe that this isn't Airplane!
>DRC
of fucking course
every time I fly I always think about how my life could end at any moment just because maybe the captain didn't drink his morning coffee that day or was impatient
>hey bro can you take these bottles of flammable liquid with you
>ok
>in the next compartment there's a motorcycle battery
>no, no, not a problem. it says the liquid is inflammable