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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cia if my house was the world trade center

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WE
    GAAANNNNN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    glad Im not the only one who crashed a boeing into his home

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    PULL UP
    TERRAIN

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's not fricking funny, my dad was a Lilliputian and he went the same way.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it bros?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >crashes
        >doesn't put on the park brake
        Remind me why we let third worlders drive again?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          't put on the park brake
          to be fair, if you just tipped your car sideways I don't think your first issue is it rolling downhill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Buster Keaton if he real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LFipylW.jpg

      moron
      moron

      What is it this time? I live in a cave.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking got me

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      skill issue
      us miggas don't care if we hit the floor

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking HATE flying games that let you bounce off the floor or walls. Absolutely disgusting

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          if it was anything but a mig it would've crashed
          but hey russian bias

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            AINT GONNA SAVE YOU FROM A LASER GUIDED AGM

            jet Black folk are subhumans who can't fly in real planes, shove your gay baby rockets up your ass and come down to 4.0 so i can piss on you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              ok

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Third person
            Just once, I'd like to see plane gays actually fly in first person.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              You can't rapidly crane your head around while keeping your hands on stick and throttle in a videogame unless you're using VR or a head-tracker

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Aren't head trackers dirt cheap these days? I remember someone saying they even used their phone as one by taping it to a hat.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        if it was anything but a mig it would've crashed
        but hey russian bias

        AINT GONNA SAVE YOU FROM A LASER GUIDED AGM

        ok

        kys doeguy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >manlytears gets his pilot license

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      real

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i hate perspective

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit, did they all die?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Holy frick. They are all dead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not clicking that. Can someone tell me what happens?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        sorry, I can't. after seeing it I think I'll watch some cartel beheading videos later so I can sleep tonight

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the plane crashes

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      bruh

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ayo that's fricking brutal, was that a scene from Faces of Death?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      is warwick davis okay?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He might, but I don't think Manly Tears survived the crash

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Awesome use of perspective in that webm.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      STUART LITTLE NO!

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i dont have this game can you crash into my house? fernkreuzweg 6 igls-innsbruck-austria

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine knowing that you’ve just killed over two hundred people, and the last thing you hear is the plane itself calling you moronic

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any feasible way I can play this on my shitty PC. Really want to crash into my house.

    12gb ram, Pentium G4560 3.5ghs dual core, 2gb Vram I'm guessing I'm fricked

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >moron
    >moron

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Air France Flight 447

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking pitot tubes. Every time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the matter? He's pulling up.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Which you should not do during a stall

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I just realized what a stall is, so he should be diving to increase velocity and then pull up?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, but during a stall the plane tends to lean down so the instinct is to pull up

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it's like one of the first things they teach you when you start taking flying lessons, but if you panic and return to monke then your instinctive reactions don't know how flying works and you end up doing stuff like that

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >he has 'instinctive reactions'
              get a load of this neanderthal. the scenario you're describing is as moronic as throwing a saucepan full of boiling sauce in the air because you spilled some on your hand while carrying it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                i bet you could just type this into youtube and get 147videos

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what kind of moron pulls up in a stall?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        If you don't know what a stall is, and the plane is going down it makes sense to pull up.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not if you're a fricking trained pilot

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Obviously, but it's a fricking comic

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              not if you're a fricking trained pilot

              It's a comic made in response to trained pilots killing themselves by doing just that.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      why are stallies like that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >died on impact from extreme trauma
      How painful is that? It must be pure terror on the way down.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        your brain moves inside your head and it smacks your skull so hard it will instantly knock you unconscious. if you somehow don't get knocked out then you will be very disoriented and in pain from having all your bones shattered with gforces.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Boeing 747 cruise speed is 933 km/h, it is 70 meters long. On frontal impact it will fold into itself and that will take 0.2 seconds for plane to fly it's length, which means that it is instant death

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It was instant death, the plane pancaked against the ocean in complete free fall. Absolutely no chance you didn't die the second your ass hit the ocean and the entire slab of meat you call a person liquified.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >captain goes for a break, someone else takes over
      >that guy kept panicking and fricking up the warning alert notices by pulling the stick around
      >takes the stick and fricks up the movement one more time before they crashed
      Holy kek reading the Wikipedia article

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >go take a nap
      >least experienced crewman proceeds to kill everyone by dicking with the controls non-stop while you’re gone
      I really love reading about plane crashes. It’s tragic, but it’s also funny how the vast majority of them boil down to “basically one guy fricked up so badly that it killed dozens if not hundreds of people”

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kind of depressing whenever that one guy is jerking off in the break room of a maintenance facility thousands of miles from the crash though

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Frick-up handling the controls blurbs out between tears "I don't understand, I'm pulling the stick back but it keeps falling"
      >The Captain's face seconds before impact as he hears these words

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nah, they still had enough time to fully realize what was going on and start the proper recovery procedure
        >The last recording on the CVR was Dubois saying, "(ten) degrees pitch attitude."

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why did he do it

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CHAFF
    FLARES
    CHAFF
    FLARES
    CHAFF
    FLARES

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      AINT GONNA SAVE YOU FROM A LASER GUIDED AGM

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is flight simulator fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I always find stuff to explore and have fun experimenting with different planes/vehicles.
      The only true futuristic game.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that air travel is statistically the safest mode of transport, it is just that if something goes wrong your are nearly guaranteed to die.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's because we dont allow any ol moron to fly a plane.
      if a drivers license was as hard as a flying one
      guaranteed we'd be getting less collisions

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not really, there's an engine failure or depressurization on a commercial airliner somewhere every few days on average. Scary for passengers but nonetheless "routine" and relatively safe as emergencies go.
      Pilots run an emergency checklist, plane lands safely at an airport other than the one you were expecting, passengers get to enjoy some slightly sideways flying or a steep and bumpy dive along the way.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WE GAAN

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://admiralcloudberg.medium.com/fathers-and-sons-the-crash-of-aeroflot-flight-593-fc4947bdb1f1
    >Let your kid fly in darkness
    >Corkscrew descend into the fricking ground because Airbus was (and still is) moronic with control systems.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >let your kid fly in darkness
      >why did airbus make me do this?

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bring back Crimson Skies.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Astana_Flight_1388
    >Embraer huehues issue a service bulletin
    >Instructions unclear, maintenance techs end up wiring half of the control cables backwards
    >Post-maintenance test flight mercifully has no passengers on board
    >Pilots inattentive during standard pre-flight control check, flight computer sees control surfaces moving the wrong way in response to input and says thisisfine.jpg
    >Banking the plane causes half the control surfaces to pull one way and the other half to pull the other way
    >Pilots can barely keep the plane right-side up, plead with incompetent Portugese ATC to direct them out to the ocean so their inevitable crash doesn't kill anybody on the ground
    >Miraculously the pilots manage to barely get the monster under control
    >Make two failed attempts to land at air force base, pilot flying has complete nervous breakdown and backup pilot steps in
    >Land safely on third attempt, plane is bent out of shape by the extreme dive speeds and G-forces it endured, never to fly again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >30 percent chance ESL mechanic installs cables backwards
      >Safest way to travel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Most smaller passenger airplanes are made by Bombadier or Embraer with Embraer being the largest of the two. If you've taken a short range commercial flight it was probably on a HUE plane.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh hey i just watched that on TV.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I rolled the plane

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ;_;7

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      people 1000 years from now will think this is just a legend

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Death Chamber-10
      I haven't taken a flight in a good while, are those still in commission
      Because the concord got decommissioned for less, in part due to an accident that a fricking Destruction Commuter-10 caused

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What's the croc one

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Crocodile is loose on a passenger flight, crashes plane due to panic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Filair_Let_L-410_crash
        >The only survivor of the crash stated to the investigators that a crocodile smuggled in a duffel bag by one of the passengers had escaped shortly before landing, sparking panic among the passengers. The flight attendant rushed towards the wienerpit, followed by all passengers, and the resulting shift in the aircraft's centre of gravity led to an irrecoverable loss of control.[2] The crocodile reportedly survived the crash but was killed by a blow from a machete.[10]
        I can't believe that this isn't Airplane!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >DRC
          of fricking course

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every time I fly I always think about how my life could end at any moment just because maybe the captain didn't drink his morning coffee that day or was impatient

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >hey bro can you take these bottles of flammable liquid with you
    >ok
    >in the next compartment there's a motorcycle battery

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no, no, not a problem. it says the liquid is inflammable

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