Returning the steam dek

Is he right Ganker?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    STEAMIE STEAMIE COPE AND CRINGIE
    ALL DAY LONG HE RAGE AND SEETHIE
    STEAMIE SHITS AND STEAMIE CRIES
    WHILE EPIC CHAD PLAYS GAMES HE DOESNT BUY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >STEAMIE STEAMIE COPE AND CRINGIE
      >ALL DAY LONG HE RAGE AND SEETHIE
      >STEAMIE SHITS AND STEAMIE CRIES
      >WHILE EPIC CHAD PLAYS GAMES HE DOESNT BUY

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good morning, sir

        Good morning steam troony. Did you remember to dilate today?
        YWNBAW btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, sir

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Good morning steam troony. Did you remember to dilate today?
      YWNBAW btw

      low energy shilling
      i hope you're not getting paid for this, because you're not very good at it

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        low energy dilating
        I hope you're not grooming children to do this, because you will never be a woman

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Good morning steam troony. Did you remember to dilate today?
          YWNBAW btw

          Literally rent free. Transexuals won.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >literally rent fr-ACK!

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >If you don't agree, I'LL MURDER YOU
              lol are you 5?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                bruh, what kind of gansta-ass 5 year olds you be chillin with?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          holy shit he's just sputtering out buzzwords. actually deranged, go outside for once

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ma'am please do the needful Ma'am

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can't just ad "ie" to the end of words and pretend they rhyme, moron

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        This is the moron containment thread. Just shake your head, smirk, and hit the update button. Hitting the auto checkbox will make this a smoother process for you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Oh yeah? Well you posted in it, so what does that make you, moron? Wait a minute…frick.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >WHILE EPIC CHAD PLAYS GAMES HE DOESNT BUY
      All shovelware indies btw

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Based. The fact this got you normalBlack folk mad is enough of a red flag for me to leave this marketing tourist shithole

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The last line has too many syllables, opinion discarded

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      or you pirate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      STEAMIEBROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
      WE ARE IN CHARGE HERE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm buying one because I've never had a Linux system before, and I'm curious to try out all the "customization" that freetards always talk about with their "kernels" and "distros" and whatever. I wanna play VNs, maybe some indie RPGs, maybe some pirated anime, and I feel like Steam Deck gives me a good middle ground for all those options. Aya Neo was a close second, but they rub me the wrong way with all of their yearly releases. Makes it seem like each individual console doesn't have all that much support to it.

      I would've retorted back "where's your handheld, fortnite kiddie", but I can easily see Tim releasing an Epdeck solely to spite Gabe. Hell, he's probably buying out a factory for it right now as we speak.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >I wanna play VNs
        Valve banneds VN, banneds, uncensored VN, No "freedom" you have to use Proton to make games work, There is no middle ground you are the worm eating shit.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I have multiple verified VNs in my library right now, amigo

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >I have the worst version of VN
            No one likes the uncensored versions anon, buy the full game in the adult website like a real man.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Bruh, there's no uncensored version of Date a Live. I checked. It's PG through and through

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                that's cowed talk for "i don't want to install mods"

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can even pirate on deck of you're so inclined

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >unintelligible ESL garbage
          nice try chinky

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        watching anime on my deck in bed is comfier than it should be

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        make sure you use an external keyboard or even better, remote desktop into the SteamDeck if you want to mess around in desktop mode. it's extremely painful to use with the deck's controls and onscreen keyboard.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Its not too bad with the controller for smaller stuff. Rustdesk on it works great though. Sometimes if I'm lazy I just ftp a text document with a command to it to copy/paste lol. Having it attached to my NAS is nice. Can copy roms to it from the device itself easily and I have it backing up my screenshots to it automictically.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      cringed hard

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP based and epic pilled unlike steam pills
      All the seeething steamies replies like clockwork sorry steamwork ting

      >have a 13 year old steam account
      >almost a thousand games on it (I haven't touched 95% of my library yet continue to consume more to see my profile numbers go up)
      >a top of the line desktop that I uprade yearly and spend 80% of my time on it playing indie games and browsing the web
      >valve announces the steam deck
      >MUST. CONSOOM.
      >it sits in my desk drawer collecting dust because I never leave me house and have no use for it, I just impulse buy everything instead of thinking about if I need it or not
      >massive regret sets in
      >make a YouTube video about it
      true story

      same
      I lost like 20% battery health like that Steam Deck loses alot of battery health if you don't turn on their storage mode

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I've used my Steam Deck as my goto game dev computer now because my regular laptop sucks dick whereas the Steam Deck loads in Unity games quick as frick in comparison.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >youtube video of thing
    >is video maker right about thing??
    imagine being a zoomoid

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Millennials made youtube become a thing dork

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >steamies spend hundreds of dollars on a device they never needed because of their perpetual FOMO caused by years of limited time steam sales then sell it back at a loss
    >rinse and repeat every time Valve releases a new physical product
    lmfao do steamies really?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This is the issue right here. All the shit Valve makes only serve specialty cases that 99% of the buyers don't actually need or use on a regular basis.
      Do you need a Steam Link? No.
      Do you need a Steam Controller? No.
      Do you need a Steam Deck? Turns out this is also no.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >nobody wants handhelds
        somebody should tell nintendo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >steamies
      the entire audience for this was nintendo haters convinced it would somehow hurt the switch

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only get 1 hour of battery
    Even the most demanding thing I played on it gets me 2.5 hours (gw2). But I typically get 8-10 hours.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      whenever i play gba games or something similar on my deck, i can play for around hour and a half to two hours only hitting 85% battery.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Post >yfw you see a steamie playing his manchild device in public because he cannot be without his precious video games for a single second

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      post yfw Ganker homosexuals can't go five minutes without posting le reddit frog because he can't not try and fit into being le anonymoose for a single second.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post >yfw an anon with aweak constitution gets triggered by a stupid cartoon frog which only fuels your desire to post more

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          post yfw when I gangrape your family with a pack of Black folk you fricking homosexual.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Textbook example of Mutt's Law
            lmao mindbroken

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Found the manchild

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >le reddit frog

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Let me interject for a moment. What you guys are referring to as Le Reddit Frog, is in fact, Pepe, or as I've recently taken to calling it, Black person bashin’ frog. Pepe is not a symbol of hate unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning neckbeard homosexual community made useful by moot, the new chink, furrys, shitskins, troonys, shitlords, white trash and folk with borderline personality disorder. Many Pepe users run a modified version of life every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of Pepe which is widely used today is often called "meme frog", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the racist frog, developed by the Pepe Project. There really is a Pepe, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Pepe is at the core: the frog in the system that allocates a white nationalist wizard’s resources to the other hatreds that they irrationally run. The core is an essential part of a racist wizard, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of anger and resentment. Pepe is normally used in combination with coomers, doomers, zoomers, boomers, chads and staceys: the whole system is basically evil with Pepe added, or Black person BASHin’ frog/Pepe. All the so-called "Pepe" memes are really distributions of resentment. Thank you for taking your time to cooperate with with me, your friendly Pepe Shitposter, Richard Stallman.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      How is it different than people browsing phones?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        it's not, both are pathetic

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I remember when I was a kid I would want to play my gameboy, gba, or ds depending on the year when I had to go do certain longer form events, and lots of people would judge me for it a lot, I never understood why it was a bad thing or what was wrong with it
        once I got a little older I realized it really took you out of social situations and isolated you, I had worse interactions with people and there was a whole slew of reasons that I should have to be careful about using it

        only for the rise of smartphones to make 99% of people like this, all of which still have not developed the nuance to understand when and when not to use their phones
        and people outright balk at the conclusions I drew from it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          cope and live your childhood dream

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You will never be a normie.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning yellow israelites.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    let me guess, he's a consumer prostitute who just had to buy the latest toy without thinking it through?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have a 13 year old steam account
    >almost a thousand games on it (I haven't touched 95% of my library yet continue to consume more to see my profile numbers go up)
    >a top of the line desktop that I uprade yearly and spend 80% of my time on it playing indie games and browsing the web
    >valve announces the steam deck
    >MUST. CONSOOM.
    >it sits in my desk drawer collecting dust because I never leave me house and have no use for it, I just impulse buy everything instead of thinking about if I need it or not
    >massive regret sets in
    >make a YouTube video about it
    true story

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      many such cases

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This was a bad thread the last time you posted it

    [...]

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troony, troony, troony
    You'll never have a fanny
    It's a cis-men world

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Does blacked pay well? If I was a pussy owner I'd let my coochie be ape pounded provided the money was good, modern guys don't care if youve starred in porn anyway they're all desperate

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Does blacked pay well?
      They have a reputation for being among the highest paying in the industry and generally good to work with, not just blacked but the entire vixen network; blacked, vixen, blackedraw, tushy, etc

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >modern guys don't care if youve starred in porn anyway
      mixed race cope.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >soulless Switch ripoff is a dismal failure
    As it should be

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK THE SWITCH!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy your non-oled, low fps games 🙂

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Deck + mods to be slightly better than the switch lmao. Don't get started on the battery life

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >slightly better
              this is some strong copium

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                800p in 2023

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                what does that have to do with the screenshot i posted? lol what resolution do you think the switch is using for witcher 3?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Please don't bring up fps and defend the Switch at the same time.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks, I'll enjoy your games on my PC too 🙂

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only point in buying a Steam Deck is to play in bed

    playing vidya while commuting is a meme

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Playing games while you commute instead of looking out the window imagining a video game scene happening

      Zoomies have no imagination

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        That sounds autistic

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >imagination
          >autism

          pick one

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I chose both

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >those comments talking about the deck like its their friend
    I hate capitalism there I said it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      comments talking about the deck like its their friend
      It's just your typical mental gymnastics to cope with buyers remorse. Their comments are there to convince themselves, not us.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >GAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSPPP, NO, A VALVE HARDWARE IS A MASSIVE FRICKING FAILURE??? THAT CANT BE, VALVE HAS NEVER MADE ANYTHING BAD BEFORE, ESPECIALLY HARDWARE, ITS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE!!!
    MMM MMM! I LOVE EATING GABEN'S SHIT!!!
    STEAM CONTROLLER
    STEAM DECK
    STEAM CONSOLE

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Has there ever been another piece of gaming hardware that's been as difficult to discuss on this board?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the PS3 and the N-Gage.

      They got mocked relentlessly for awhile.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I still have yet to see a PS5 thread that doesnt become inflammatory within the first three posts
      Steam Decks have civil threads on occasion

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mobile gaming is gay.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I didn’t have a PC, a switch, and a PS5, and I still lived with my parents / money is tight, I'd consider the deck. But I do have those things. So it’s worthless.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      At least you have your arms. I lost mine in 'nam so I dont get why they even made the steam deck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Most people aren't upper middle class to rich

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah and those people dont matter

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The deck is much more of a luxury item than anything he just named. You will continue being a poor moron if you keep wasting $600 on a pc emulator when you don't even have a pc.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          M8 a decent PC is 3-4k. Please shut the frick up because no one thinks the deck and that are similar. Don't even reply to me.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous
            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >bought the pozzed version with the overpriced glass, overpriced hard-drive, and nintendie-tier superflous peripherals.
              I thought this dude wasn't moronic.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            M8 a decent pc is leagues above a deck. You are in denial and extremely poor because of it you fricking idiot. Go buy a 500 dollar laptop and enjoy the same exact games and also be able to do productive money making activities with it top or buy the deck which is an overpriced shitbox and watch as it becomes invalidated by competitors and deck 2 in 2 years.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              >it's too expensive
              holy fricking cope
              price:performance is the one thing that makes it better than every other handheld

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                It's performance is nothing. Every game for its platform is designed to run on toasters.

                You cry about price and then spend $600 on an auxiliary device.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Ok then what handheld is better in that aspect?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Every game for its platform is designed to run on toasters.
                But it also plays AAA console games at 8th-gen console performance. It's kind of a tier above "normal" handheld consoles altogether, so comparing it to shit like a 3DS is completely meaningless.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >some literal who
    >66 subscribers
    >an actual literal who
    >trying to get views with click bait title
    >hey Ganker is this video that I randomly found right
    OP I don't think you want your viewers knowing you come on Ganker and call people Black folk. Youtube doesn't take too kindly to those shenanigans. I'm tempted to call out your shit in the comments.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Returning stuff or trying to resell it is too much hassle. At the same time throwing something valuable in the trash feels wrong. That's why I just end up sitting on shit I don't want anymore for a decade until it either becomes worthless enough to chuck or unexpectedly shoots up in value necessitating me keeping it forever.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just drop it off at a donation center/box or if thats too hard just leave it at a bus stop or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You need the konmari

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about the Steam Deck that attracts so much schizophrenia and autism?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a Valve product

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >20 minutes
    pass

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nah I'm still having fun with mine. I'm just confused why I keep seeing Aya Neo 2 shill videos all of a sudden. Digital Foundry just had one today too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's good device with a shit price point. This one will have to be carried by their fanbase since Ayane like GPD won't support it or attempt to optimize it down the line. It's a windows OS essentially on a portable device.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's a chink device so of course they're spending a lot of money on shilling. They have to otherwise talk about the device would revolve around the fact it costs as much as a mid range pc, higher if you take out the cost of shit like the monitor and peripherals.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >No Trackpads
      Not worth a shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      And despite all that shilling anybody with half a brain has no interest lol. Why buy this when Deck 2 will massacre everything on the market in a few years, including Switch 2?

      >No Trackpads
      Not worth a shit

      In its defense it does have one tiny, shitty little trackpad on the right hand side. Frick lefthanded people I guess.

      >deckgays actually complaining about money when they buy a $600 handheld

      Dumb poor losers in favelas.

      So a Series S is the Best Deal In Gaming for 30fps 900p @ $300 but the Deck is a ripoff as an 800p 40fps handheld @ $400? How do you jeets explain this one?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >the verge
        You are a troony

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The Verge just reflects how normies think. Any normie interested in an UMPC will just buy the cheaper option since this is just supposed to be a console-like pc companion, not a $1000 investment.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            The only handheld that makes some sense at the pricepoont in the onexplayer 2. It can be used as a a laptop/tablet, is faster and cheaper than a microsoft surface tablet.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Or just buy a $400 deck if you want to play games, which these devices are primarily designed for.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                >Or just buy a $400 deck if you (just) want to play games, which these devices are primarily designed for.
                Laptop/tablet bro, I'd rather use it as both then as one. The onexplayer 2 isn't bad for the money if you compare it to a Samsung tab s8 ultra or surface tab

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Only toddlers and animals game on tablets.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                The $400 barely has any storage space why do you Black folk say this

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can upgrade it but its a piss to do, I have one and I gave up as the 4 middle screws are very easy to strip. Shouldn't have listened to youtubers saying it was super easy to do.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Though 64gb isn't that bad if you disable the shader cache. It's actually a bit usable.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Buy an SD card. Shader cache will never eat the storage.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You don't have an extra SD card lying around the house?

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shilling your youtube channel

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >shilling one of the most popular youtube channels in the world on a Kiribatian coconut harvesting forum

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >one of the most popular youtube channels in the world
        >66 subscribers

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          If you ranked all youtube channels from most to least popular, it would be on that list.

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is a cute thread. What did you guys play this week? Lunacid is my favorite rpg in a long time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Played Wo Long while on the road and a little bit of Dead Space 2.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Just installed Like a Dragon Ishin. Combat feels a lot stiffer than other Yakuza games so far

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Surprised DJMAX works on the deck considering the insane DRM/anticheat it has

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It barely does and the Deck's buttons are awful for it. I don't know why that poster still has it installed.

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >deckgays actually complaining about money when they buy a $600 handheld

    Dumb poor losers in favelas.

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He talks about screen tearing, which simply isn't a thing on the deck (unless you go into advanced options and explicitly allow it), RAM being an issue in elden ring, refers to it as a console, cannot foresee installing emulators to be an easily accomplishable task, and refers to desktop mode as browser mode. He's clueless and has evidently barely used his deck.
    He's also a chink.

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Is he right Ganker?
    Yeah, meme console that people bought thinking it would own tendies and after 5 minutes it's collecting dust

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only people who mention Nintendo in these threads are Switch owners. Odd.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You living in my house to decide what I have and what not?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >I don't own a Switch! I promise! I just care about these imaginary posts attack a gaming subgroup that I'm totally not a part of!

          Buy some deoderant homie

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Th-they're telling me my overpriced toy is shit! I-I-I bet you have the fisher price tablet!
            Cope harder, next time get an adult system instead of a handheld like a fricking child

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >console
      It's a PC, using mobile PC hardware, running PC games and applications.

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This is the true anti-steam deck kino. I think it might be the most moronic review I've ever seen of any product, it's incredible

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >in muy bhackphack
      >visible furry buttplug

      lel

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know, I thought it was satire at first but it's not.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >The Steam Deck is worse than the Switch because its bigger and weighs a little more and honestly I just don't enjoy videogames or have time for them in any way anymore god my life sucks
      Yeah, that guy definitely browses /here/

  31. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >playing games when you're out of the house
    fricking why.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I use my steam deck to play games on the sofa when my fianceé is watching her TV shows.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I never get when someone says they have a GF/Wife here. How do you find women who are okay with you wanting to hit and abuse women and hating them, which is standard here?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Lie to them bro.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >Lie
            So, get divorced in 6 months?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't want to hit or abuse women and I don't hate them. However, if someone on here said that they did/do, I would reply "Based."

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I give it a year

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I've been here since 2006.

  32. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOO PS5 IS TOO EXPENSIVE
    >why yes I would like to spend $600 on a handheld when I could spend 500 on a laptop that runs the same games and actually does other things

    Dumb idiots. Hesring deckgays actually use the price as a selling point is the best laugh I've had all day. Go buy some lottery tickets too you idiots.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      laptops are not the same use case

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A deck is $400 though. It comprehensively beats other handhelds in pure specs, library, ergonomics, performance and functionality. A deck doesn't require additional input devices to play games comfortably, unlike a laptop. Gaming on a laptop by itself is about as comfortable as doing spreadsheets on the deck.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're wasting your time. It's a bunch of manchildren and teenagers seething over sour grapes. Don't argue with blatant lies.

  33. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /v/ulva cope

  34. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    @630859535
    You literally mentioned tendies in your post you god damned idiot. Nobody was shitting on the switch before your post.

  35. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I also sold mine. For $649, my autism shouldn't have to constantly find things to be annoyed about

    >backlight bleed
    >haptics aren't consistent between trackpads
    >one trackpad was much louder than the other
    >creaky plastic near the power button

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >haptics aren't consistent between trackpads
      >one trackpad was much louder than the other
      This is just something from the settings

  36. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >literal who with 66 subs and less than 10k views

  37. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I returned mine within the return window, Value customer support was great and made it easy. I had a lot of stuttering issues even with Deck verified games, was either a hardware issue or maybe the shader caches were out of date for the titles I was playing (bought it around the time a Steam OS update made old shader caches need to be rebuilt).

  38. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >click bait video
    >soi name
    >small hands
    Deck chads just cant stop filtering undesirables

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have small hands and the deck is comfy. Except for the steam button is too far wish I could rebind it.

  39. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The grape foxes have been out in full force on the deck threads lately, did something happen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Timmy reactivated the shills, remember that article this week?

  40. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >self promoting

  41. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >buys something a year after release
    >regrets because of things that are very well documented

  42. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you buy a Steam Deck if you have a gaming PC?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I like handheld gaming

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I have a job

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's an amazing companion device. You can go from playing on your PC to playing in bed or in the shitter or somewhere else with cloud saves

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i can play games on my deck while i shitpost and watch movies on my computer. it's also a good device, and i have been gaming more frequently owning this device than i would without.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >8 hours sleeping
      >8 hours working
      >2 hours driving to and from work
      >1 hours showering/eating
      >3 hours shitposting/deciding what to play

      >2 hours every day to actually play some goddamned games
      If I could fit an extra hour playing during lunch break at work, or maybe another hour reading a VN while on the freeway, my soul would be exponentially less crushed.

  43. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >picked up deck in case
    >didn't realize I hadn't closed the zippers , switch from holding to handle
    >2foot fall
    >l1/r1 fail to read presses on the edges now
    PAIN. going to try to fix before RMAing it and making valve fix it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dropped my switch once and one joycon exploded into a million pieces, some stuff still sticking to the console another half broken off but still working (lol)

  44. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just got done playing some genshin on my deck 🙂

  45. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there so many valve fanboys who get defensive when the steam deck gets criticised.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because most criticism doesn't make any sense. The Deck is the best value for the money out there

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The Deck is the best value for the money out there
        And it can still suck your point

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The switch is still selling and the deck is barely relevant, which is surprising with the amount of steamhomosexuals on this board.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >argumentum ad populum

  46. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    66 subscribers
    did he start the thread himself? i can't believe i'm replying to this bait

  47. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I play on my steam deck at my cubicle with a charger plugged in during off time at work. I have 0 problems with it.

  48. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no one wants to watch your shit vids

  49. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >STEAMDECK homosexual moron PRETEND TO OWN ONE
    >Justify anything nessicary to get you to believe they do
    >TALK about how shitty the device is, using it stock with Linux
    >Have no concept on how to use the device intelligently
    >Talk about how great the STEAMDECK $999 dollar device will be two years from now
    >supporting VALVE helping the industry grow

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Now again in EFL without the schizophrenia.

  50. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you're fricking delusional
    >you're fricking delusional
    >you're fricking delusional
    >you're fricking delusional

  51. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What is wrong with steamies? Why can't they let this thread die?

  52. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So what purpose will the Switch 2 have when all the devs start optimizing PC games for the Deck and Steam OS as well?

  53. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >thread about to die
    >burst of new IPs appear to bump the thread
    Really natural

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw this post

      and the one he replied to
      so naturally I have to make fun of the tendie by telling him i play his games on my PC for free at higher resolutions with better framerates

  54. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It caused some seething.

  55. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Only thing the deck can't do is Switch Emulation which is a b***h to get running on a top tier PC anyhow and will undoubtedly need another year or two before it is ready for prime time therefore new PC build. This was the nature of Dolphin / PCSX2 when it came out it hardly worked especially on older NVIDIA and look at it now it far evolved the entire console to unobtainable level of fidelity. Not sure how it would be better than Nintendo NX popretiary optimization other than 3rd-party shader support, but consider it is AMD inside it isn't an NVIDIA tech handheld therefore won't deliver an identical experience unfortunately. Just get the Switch OLED, that's what I'm doing and avoid the bullshit altogether not to mention it's within your right to hack the thing and get the full advantage of the shitty hardware inside. Pretty much can do everything else, including absolutely insane raytracing although you'll have to realistically manage performance expectation until we figure out how to overclock it

  56. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MAGICAL moron HERE
    >DECK IS SHIT FRICK GABE NEWELL
    >SHOOTING THAT homosexual IN THE HEAD
    >15W PSU CAN'T MANAGE THAT SHIT MAN
    >GAMING ON A MAC IS GREAT homosexual
    >NOT SMART ENOUGH TO DO CUSTOM OS
    >NOT SMART ENOUGH TO USE SWICD
    >NOT SMART ENOUGH TO GET A PRESET IN STEAM
    >MGS2 JUST SHOOT IN THE HEAD WHAT THE FRICK IS THAT

  57. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >paying $600 plus tip to play Nintendo games on a $300 switch at lower frames and glitchy setups

    Truly a waste of money. All because you are a child who refuses to buy something with nintnedo on it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      my pc plays botw at 60fps
      what framerate does your switch play botw at?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >deckgay cope

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          nice copeback, how about 60fps pokemon sv?
          right that shit runs at sub 20fps for you and 5fps if you play online

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >if you play online
            how's your online play?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              pokemon sv online is barely functional, I'm sure you could set up the online build of ryujinx but it's not worth it, it's a fricking pokemon game

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >caring about FPS in a children's videogame
            grow up

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it only plays nintendo games
      that's not true

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. The switch has many non nintendo games.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          why did you imply that the steam deck only plays nintendo games

  58. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    don't you have real work to do, Tim?

  59. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the Deck had NVIDIA the Switch would be obsolete, but honestly it's sweet with AMD Adrenaline has kicked ass thus far, they've really stepped it up and it's a fair exchange now

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Nvidia has no open source drivers and Valve learned this the hard way with Steam Machines that was a bad move along with other things. The reason why they can patch games like RE4 Remake really quick to fix graphical issues and etc. is because of AMD's open Linux drivers.

  60. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dude Wii U version of BOTW is using AMD tech?
    Of course it will run better than Switch dumbass
    We're shooting for the Switch version alright?
    They're not even close, NX got a huge upgrade.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      youtube thumbnails are the gayest thing on this earth

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they look the same

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        that's because it's a youtube thumbnail, all these homosexuals do is take the same picture and up the contrast on the one that's "better"

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      After some anons from here recomended me to emulate the WiiU version of BotW I won't be able to play the Switch version anymore, that 60fps mod is godsend.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's gonna suck to have to play totk at 30 when it drops but I wonder how similar the code for these games will be, it might be easy to get a 60fps patch rolling

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Idk if the 30fps is going to bother me as much as the fricking 720p image with no anti aliasing looking pixelated as frick.

          meanwhile BOTW literally runs better in 8K on my computer

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean? you're not going to be emulating it?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd like to. I haven't been following emulation for a bit, how soon do you think totk will be running will on emulators?

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                I mean everything that's been released by Nintendo in the past year has been playable day 1 with minor issues, big releases get fixed up instantly and usually before the official release since the games get dumped before they launch

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                before the games official release date

                Oh damn we eatin' bros

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                before the games official release date

  61. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Might was well have just called this thread an Ayeno seethe advertising thread

    Whole thread full of chinks

  62. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >NVIDIA, what can they fricking do
    >AMD, what can they fricking do

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick am I looking at? reshade?

  63. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Deck can run anything 800p full fledged whatever you throw at it with minimal fps drop
    >Only exception is rare NVIDIA / AMD optimization discrepancy
    Only issue with this device plenty of AMD emulators around, they show their true colors there so enjoy. Butthurt because you need to charge it after two hours of play. Want capabilities, want efficiency. Design it your goddamn self. Thay AnayayNeogeo it's not going to provide a significant enough advantage in the only realm the deck significantly lacks is software maturity and willingness to use it coupled with hardware. Device has proprietary DDR5 16GB of shared system memory. In five years we can talk about how nice it would be to have 4k on your screen, but no question 800p is excellent

  64. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >66 subs
    Buy an ad

  65. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Anayneo Geo 32GB 2 is an overpriced POS holy frick
    >STEAMDECK TIMELESS DEVICE, far better than anything

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >7k views
    >12 days ago
    Why even make this thread?

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't even watch the video. Just opened it to give it a thumbs down.
    Don't frick with valve, b***h.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >giving him any kind of viewer intereaction causing it to bump him up in the magical youtube algorithm

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    isn't this the guy who thought it was too big to take on a trip, but he wouldn't take it on a trip anyways since he doesn't play video games?

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So I own a Vita, new3DS, RG35XX, and a Galaxy Tab A7 lite. But I want to have GameCube, Wii, PS2, DreamCast, PSP, and 3DS emulation all on one device within a $150 budget.

    Should I go with the Retroid Pocket 3+, or maybe wait a couple of months to see what comes out?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >$150 budget
      You arent going to get great performance for most of those

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Love the Deck

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >MGS3 2x res depth shaders support full 60FPS on deck
    >you're delusional if you think the Vita has that

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      800p is sufficient to have HQ experience deck destroys other homosexual handheld

      >believe the correct response is go play Nintendo homosexual

      What the absolute frick is this shit?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Portion of MGS4 where they combine elements from MGS2 and 3.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Good question. Spoonfed re-released shit. As if the seven times they've ported this travesty wasn't enough we didn't even get the upgraded 3DS version it was supposed to be. Series is dead

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ahh MGS 3 3DS, the version that ran at silky smooth 15 frames per second

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I love the Deck man but what did you do to that screenshot?

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This phenomenon happens a lot, people with only superficial interests in something think that if they buy X equipment they will be able to take the next step, only to find out later that they are still not interested in the hobby with the difference that they are now poorer.

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    800p is sufficient to have HQ experience deck destroys other homosexual handheld

    >believe the correct response is go play Nintendo homosexual

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what do you honestly expect
    >this shit requires effort and is hard to do
    >vaggots turn something on and expect it to work
    >they're not software engineers, they're not skilled

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Cant figure out emudeck
    Opinion entirely discarded

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >moron doesn't know how to recalibrate a battery
    >whaaa it's faulty
    holy shit I have seen this so fricking much on gaygit, do zoomies just have no idea whatsoever how to trouble shoot and fault find now?

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, he essentially bought the worst of the Switch ripoffs.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    AMD bros . . .

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      can't you use that gpu to cook fried chicken?

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW when you will never stack sand Black folk in the teeth in the desert

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      have you got a fricking Alzheimers filter on your game?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >STEAMDECK 10x res SOCOM SANDMAN

      Socom PSP? What did you do?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >STEAMDECK 10x res SOCOM SANDMAN

      Why does this look like an AI art image?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Texturing scaling filter to assist PSP visuals, can just disable it, but everything looks pixelated

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >STEAMDECK 10x res SOCOM SANDMAN

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    stop shilling your shitty youtube channel here

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >e-Black person thread
    >clickbait title
    >time wasting question
    >steamshit
    Just die, OP.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    steam deck? more like steam....doodie
    >goes back to bing bong yahoo 5

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no its for the 3D you can turn it off
    >pesp title
    >good ui

    should just play the full fledged ps2 version dude

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder to get a bunch of free games from gog-games! I use lutris to install them. Is there something else better/easier to use?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I just use 1377x.to, the dodi repacks tend to work fine, just need to add the setup exe as steam game and run, then add the game exe to steam once it's installed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        gog-games is really nice. Check it out. I'll try to just do that and see how it goes. Lutris isnt hard or anything if I stick with that anyway.

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are you playing bros?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Like a Dragon Ishin.

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SOCOM 2x with full fledged ray tracing 60fps

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      moron

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals delusional if they think they're competing with desktops which pull 800W of power

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >with so and gi / ssr / lighting on deck

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm confused by these screenshots

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >oh noes my battery is 21% after four hours of game time
    >Full blast sound and brightness
    Frick off

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >have to maneouveer from my desk to my bed to plug it in
    >battery is shit - frick SteamDeck
    What a homosexual! Hope they don't sell him STEAMDECK2

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >that was so hard-and it takes 20 minutes to charge to 100%

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >leaves all the apps running
    >lets the batteries drain dry every time playing it
    >doesn't do any sort of system cleanup
    >always abuses sleep mode on and off
    I could see how if you're a fricking moron you'd develop that mentally inept opinion of it pretty fast

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The Steam Deck is the greatest streaming device I own. Here is the ultimate gaming combination. If you disagree, you are wrong.

    PS5 > Chiaki4Deck > Steam Deck + selected PC indies + emulation

    Anything else is a waste of my time.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >PS5
      Why?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's great. And, streamed to Steam Deck, everything works perfectly. I don't have to endure the nightmare of streaming non-Steam games properly, and I don't have the misery of playing sub-30fps janky horseshit. I can kick back and play anything at 60fps, and with Chiaki4deck, I have full touchpad support. Everything works.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      > the greatest streaming dewice I own

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    'SEMEN 'ON 'THE 'DECK'!

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Steam Deck wins

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing stopping me from getting a deck is the worry that many games I want to play won't be compatible, emulated games won't perform well, and if the deck will suck at running AAA or processor heavy titles in docked or handheld mode - performance in terms of software and hardware.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Only emulator you can't is the Switch one, which needs more time in the oven
      >Unless you're doing batshit crazy rendering tricks such as what I do you're going to hit your 60FPS target or worst case 30fps for those games that are designed to be played this way ( HALO 1 is a good example it glitches out at more than 30)
      >think of your favourite most recent AAA game, it can basically do high - ultra with some tweaks if you have preference to adding shaders. They're just saying it can't do 4k when you dock the thing it's not a super Resolution version of the switch. We're a while away from that anyhow. Realistic target is 2k especially old games
      >at this res, PPI is so insane no idea what reason you'd have to conclude 800p wasn't enough or super sampling games couldn't get the job done

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The only games that will be 100% incompatible are multiplayer anti-cheat games like Destiny 2 and Call of Duty shit. Everything else I've tried has worked even those that say incompatible even if they needed some tweaks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Look up "game you like/console you want to emulate + steam deak" on youtube/google and see what comes up. Most things will work but worth checking. For emulation performance is great up to gamecube/wii/PS2/PS3 (PS3 emulator is still WIP in general though so not super compatible anywhere) Stuff above that can run great too. Wiiu is good depending on game as is switch.

      >Only emulator you can't is the Switch one, which needs more time in the oven
      >Unless you're doing batshit crazy rendering tricks such as what I do you're going to hit your 60FPS target or worst case 30fps for those games that are designed to be played this way ( HALO 1 is a good example it glitches out at more than 30)
      >think of your favourite most recent AAA game, it can basically do high - ultra with some tweaks if you have preference to adding shaders. They're just saying it can't do 4k when you dock the thing it's not a super Resolution version of the switch. We're a while away from that anyhow. Realistic target is 2k especially old games
      >at this res, PPI is so insane no idea what reason you'd have to conclude 800p wasn't enough or super sampling games couldn't get the job done

      Switch is great on some games and usable on some and some its real bad. Worth looking into and have fun with some but not worth buying it for wide switch library emulation (yet)

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It can do 4k,in theory. It has support, but don't get your hopes up its an entry level GPU tier with second rung up functionality

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Steam Deck can't run the original Crysis

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.protondb.com/app/17300

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ONE HOUR
    I DON'T KNOW WHY
    I BOUGHT STEAM DECK WITH NO BATTERY LIFE

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HAIL TO THE KING, BABY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No trackpads no buy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >$1,100

      Nope.

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the most insulting thing about the Steam Deck is that it updates from left to right instead of top to bottom.
    They literally took a cheap phone screen, rotated it and called it a day. Baffling.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Love my steamdeck

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can you take more new pics instead of the same few anon?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >fps games on a handheld controller system

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Explain why it has such an abysmal battery life, even my Switch lasts 4-6 hours in games like BOTW and Bayonetta 3

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on the game. You can turn some settings down to help extend it.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        still 2 hours max in any game

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          That is just not true

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Switch is running games at a very low resolution/framerate/settings. It seems like most people don't understand that higher resolution/doubling the framerate and higher settings will cause higher power consumption especially on modern games running at desktop PC settings.
      Like if you matched Switch settings in lets say Doom Eternal the Steam Deck will shit all over the Switches battery life.
      t. its user error and people with no technical knowledge

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't read. Fix the shitty battery life in the next revision

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          just put the resolution to 400p and cap the framerate to 22 if you want a switch experience on the deck

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Deckies spend more time shilling Deck on Ganker than actually playing it because their battery runs out so fast
    LMAO

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Switchies bashing based Gabens deck because they have no games to play
    don't worry maybe nintendo will let you buy a rom from 1990 next month

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone knows that this version of the Steam Deck is the beta version. I'm just waiting for the next better version that doesn't have 2h of battery.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just two more weeks

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This. Thanks for beta testing, cucks

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You're welcome. This beta is the best vidya purchase I've made in 20 years. I'm finally console free and I'm loving every minute of it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Why aren't you playing it right now? Did your battery die after one hour?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Too busy fricking your mum

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want to take a step back from pc-lyf and internet culture in general. i have a few good work oppurtunities coming up and now is the perfect time.

    i would still like to play the odd indie game, but not be able to play the massive time sinks like eu4 of total war.

    would downgrading to a steam deck make sense`?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up moron.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The deck is a pc and it can play pretty much damn near everything, so

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >starts talking about stick drift less than a minute in and how drift is actually better on the switch because of the joycons
    Yeah I'm not watching the rest of that.

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