Based, please your goddess
[...]
Funny enough my crop hardly removed much at all, but still played it safe. I want her to smother me in her divine ass or breasts
but the full pic hardly changes. Just a bit more titty curvature. It's part of Garuda's latest pokepack, I don't remember the artist though.
My most shameful fap is to the Wurmple line. Idk why but I was drunk coming home from a party, I will not explain how but I imagined myself first being used by Wurmple as a sextoy, causing it to evolve and use me again to extract semen as a source of nztrition for the cocoon and once it was a beautifly it would use me whenever I wanted since it came to enjoy tormenting me. And I couldnt do anything since it would string shot me, leaving only my exposed penis free.
this board gave me a bara fetish that then made me lose weight cuz body issues but now instead of a fat sad loser I'm a sad loser and look like a real basedjak so idk if it was right
I DIDN'T WANT TO REPLAY ALL OF SOUL SILVER AND BLACK 2 SO I DOWNLOADED ALREADY FINISHED SAVE FILES JUST TO MESS AROUND IN AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SPARE ME ARCEUS-SAMA
>Espathra wiener >Is it a thing yet?
I have seen exactly 1 picture and it was a request I made in the /trash/ drawthread. I don't know how to post it to e621 or whatever so it's just stuck there for now. I'll see if I can find it in the archives, it was a while back.
Actually I'm a different anon from the one you were talking to, but thanks. Pretty hot concept.
1 year ago
Anonymous
It's only a shame the artist never finished it even though he called it a WIP in multiple places.
1 year ago
Anonymous
That's what the lineart & edit thread is for I guess?
I keep forgetting you're a phoneposter, dear anon. https://files.catbox.moe/mf89hg.jpg
It's neither. Why don't you use the filename to find the original?
I'm still waiting for the onion.city mirror to stop being dead - Preyfar doesn't even deserve to have a burner email made with a wi-fi from me to keep tabs on
1 year ago
Anonymous
Android or Apple?
1 year ago
Anonymous
Xiaomi
1 year ago
Anonymous
I'm asking what operating system you use, not the brand, my man. Xiaomi uses android. Here, try this app. https://github.com/K1rakishou/Kuroba-Experimental
Scroll down the page past the images to 'Latest release', click on it, scroll down and find a link labeled 'KurobaEx.apk'. click on it to download it, then install it. Follow instructions to configure the app and you're aces.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Well it runs some gimped version of AndroidOS due to legal bullshit making most normal apps refuse to acknowledge it as a valid mobile device if installed from the GoogleAppStore (actually rebranded as "App Gallery" on mine), might jailbreak it someday if needed to make shit work as desired, or just wait for my B-day to get a different phone
1 year ago
Anonymous
If it's anything like my kindle then you shouldn't need to root it, just install the correct google API apps, like android system WebView, Google play services, carrier services and such. If it's android it'll sideload like android. But of you're not up to it I guess you can wait for a new phone.
>2018
…was it really this old, on par with the Vaporeon copypasta? I still need to get ahold of that one commie's old Vappy chain-breeding shenaningans Pastebin - the one with Vap-boiled tea and icecubes allegedly
I'm a pedo and keep relapsing, I'm doing my best to swear it off but sometimes I see something and it flips a switch inside me and I'm back on my bullshit. I haven't downloaded anything but I'm damned to remember where I found stuff on the clearnet. I badly want to quit because it's hell.
I think they meant Pokémon related confessions. But uh, you can always use Pokémon e-girls/shotas as a safe drug supply, so to speak. That's a thing that helps people quit harmful behavior, right?
Yes and no. I do, often, and e-girls kept me straight for, oh, four or six months. But sometimes urges really hit and I have to look at legal real stuff, like petite models or idols and that combo kept me straight for roughly a six to eight months, until the urges cease and I can get my mind clear of it. But even if I can find legal stuff I don't want to do it. I just want to be clean and away from it. I want to be normal.
I have no real feelings towards human females or people in general to be perfectly honest, although I still want to meet an animalfricker GF just so our parent's would frick off once we'd make a facade up just to placate them
>I have no real feelings towards human females or people in general
In terms of sexual/romantic interest I feel the same. Though I'd rather die alone than live a lie with a woman I don't really like, I hate dishonesty more than I hate being alone.
Part of me wishes I could be normal and not a poképhile, and the other part of me feels justified in not liking human women considering all the shit that's going on (plus my innate impulse of being a contrarian).
Why does God punish me so
I've grown bored of having sex with my wife. We've been together 5yrs. I still put in a performance with her every other day or sometimes daily and she is fun and open to pleasures of the flesh but I find no excitement or interest in it any more.
I often find my mind drifting during, not to other women or things to fantasise about but to basic questions. Thinking about recipes or what I'm going to do the following day. I worry I'm maybe turning asexual. I pounded both holes last night and coomed on her face but felt nothing, it was as nothing as breathing or shutting the curtains. Then had to lie and claim I enjoyed it, mostly to save her from feeling bad. I don't want, think about or fantasise about other women or men or anything, I've been nofap for years. I don't know what to do or if I should even do anything about it.
I jerk off to the idea of corrupting Arceus and the other gods and turning them into fat bawds. I have written three wish-fulfillment stories and I shall continue until I am satisfied.
I regret nothing
i think jerking off to the idea of god (in this case, female) trapping me in a dream (more of a nightmare) where she (in this case) can do whatever she (in this case) wants to me, no matter how nonsensical and inane without me just waking up and ending the torture is bad, and i have to stop
I don't like the godenis being just a fancy horsewiener, but don't have any idea if it really should be the grotesque thing I have invented out of boredom and just to be uniquely deranged about it
I came a lot on some trainer selfies in the selfies thread because some anons wanted it. Clarity always makes me delete the pics though. How far I've fallen.
I am not watching your fricking 1 hour video. Tell me the fricking short version, or frick off.
Catching pokemon is boring is his main complaint
do NOT
i jacked off to mightyena yesterday
even after I said i'd never do it again this year
frick
for real im stopping now though
try weening into anthro pokemon
It wasn’t the Articuno copypasta was it?
the what?
who tops?
oh that one
whenever i look for preg pictures that comes up
>whenever i look for preg pictures that comes up
????
You get one guess.
no it was a facesitting pic, because pokemon x pokemon sucks also anthro sucks wont do that either
also something i wrote
hey i know you
you should give rapefox a sequel
nah i was thinking of one with primarina (or another water pokemon) and drowning
thats probably a fetish, right
female hyenas have dicks lmao your gay
not brown hyenas, which is what the critter is based on
>2023
>STILL being this much moronic
ngmi
What post on Esix?
Go frick yourself anthroBlack person
Anthro and feral are good in their own ways
>limited-colours pixelart
>raster-dithering
This will make me hard no matter what it might be
>totally not requesting to be spoonfed sum nice pixelates god-llama breasts right now
Anon I'm sorry, I mentioned it
but the full pic hardly changes. Just a bit more titty curvature.
It's part of Garuda's latest pokepack, I don't remember the artist though.
waiting for paywalls to get compromised sux
2806163
which figure is this from? I would get it just for that pose alone
>filename
Confess yours.
Which delivery was your favorite?
picrel
noted. thanks
The one that's a whole comic is honestly beyond awesome
Also that one with the Nintendo™ being present was very neat too
Great minds think alike
My homie, thank you
I jerk off pretty much every week
>week
Try everyday and more than twice for me.
Twice?
What Arceus figure is this, anyway? Or is it one of those model kits?
My most shameful fap is to the Wurmple line. Idk why but I was drunk coming home from a party, I will not explain how but I imagined myself first being used by Wurmple as a sextoy, causing it to evolve and use me again to extract semen as a source of nztrition for the cocoon and once it was a beautifly it would use me whenever I wanted since it came to enjoy tormenting me. And I couldnt do anything since it would string shot me, leaving only my exposed penis free.
yeah
this board gave me a bara fetish that then made me lose weight cuz body issues but now instead of a fat sad loser I'm a sad loser and look like a real basedjak so idk if it was right
RきS
I DIDN'T WANT TO REPLAY ALL OF SOUL SILVER AND BLACK 2 SO I DOWNLOADED ALREADY FINISHED SAVE FILES JUST TO MESS AROUND IN AAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE SPARE ME ARCEUS-SAMA
I have never caught them all.
Do your worst, jannie.
I like and have commissioned vore
Wanna share it with the class?
ara-ara, arceussama~
I finally caved and fapped to my first pokemon. It was Meowscarada.
>I finally caved and fapped to my first pokemon.
that's not a sin
>It was Meowscarada.
end yourself
I mean at least it is bipedal/humanoid-ish.
I've fallen in love with the idea of a femanon. At this point, if we were to meet somehow, I don't know if we'd even have a connection.
are you the guy that keeps posting femanons add me?
No. Can't stand that guy. And besides, I'm not that desperate.
I got off to Espathra wiener and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
>Espathra wiener
Is it a thing yet?
Why do I can tell this is either vore or forcefeeding?
>Espathra wiener
>Is it a thing yet?
I have seen exactly 1 picture and it was a request I made in the /trash/ drawthread. I don't know how to post it to e621 or whatever so it's just stuck there for now. I'll see if I can find it in the archives, it was a while back.
Here it is: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/53402244/#q53425932
It's neither. Why don't you use the filename to find the original?
>Why don't you use the filename to find the original?
>"Spoiler Image"
I keep forgetting you're a phoneposter, dear anon. https://files.catbox.moe/mf89hg.jpg
Actually I'm a different anon from the one you were talking to, but thanks. Pretty hot concept.
It's only a shame the artist never finished it even though he called it a WIP in multiple places.
That's what the lineart & edit thread is for I guess?
I'm still waiting for the onion.city mirror to stop being dead - Preyfar doesn't even deserve to have a burner email made with a wi-fi from me to keep tabs on
Android or Apple?
Xiaomi
I'm asking what operating system you use, not the brand, my man. Xiaomi uses android. Here, try this app. https://github.com/K1rakishou/Kuroba-Experimental
Scroll down the page past the images to 'Latest release', click on it, scroll down and find a link labeled 'KurobaEx.apk'. click on it to download it, then install it. Follow instructions to configure the app and you're aces.
Well it runs some gimped version of AndroidOS due to legal bullshit making most normal apps refuse to acknowledge it as a valid mobile device if installed from the GoogleAppStore (actually rebranded as "App Gallery" on mine), might jailbreak it someday if needed to make shit work as desired, or just wait for my B-day to get a different phone
If it's anything like my kindle then you shouldn't need to root it, just install the correct google API apps, like android system WebView, Google play services, carrier services and such. If it's android it'll sideload like android. But of you're not up to it I guess you can wait for a new phone.
>2018
…was it really this old, on par with the Vaporeon copypasta?
I still need to get ahold of that one commie's old Vappy chain-breeding shenaningans Pastebin - the one with Vap-boiled tea and icecubes allegedly
I want to rim him.
I'm a pedo and keep relapsing, I'm doing my best to swear it off but sometimes I see something and it flips a switch inside me and I'm back on my bullshit. I haven't downloaded anything but I'm damned to remember where I found stuff on the clearnet. I badly want to quit because it's hell.
I think they meant Pokémon related confessions. But uh, you can always use Pokémon e-girls/shotas as a safe drug supply, so to speak. That's a thing that helps people quit harmful behavior, right?
Yes and no. I do, often, and e-girls kept me straight for, oh, four or six months. But sometimes urges really hit and I have to look at legal real stuff, like petite models or idols and that combo kept me straight for roughly a six to eight months, until the urges cease and I can get my mind clear of it. But even if I can find legal stuff I don't want to do it. I just want to be clean and away from it. I want to be normal.
Well hey, it's good that you can recognize your problems and try to overcome them. You'll get no judgement from me, good luck to you.
Thanks anon, I appreciate that more than you realize.
there's not really any pokemon I can recall feeling shame after having jacked off to. can't recall a single instance
I have no real feelings towards human females or people in general to be perfectly honest, although I still want to meet an animalfricker GF just so our parent's would frick off once we'd make a facade up just to placate them
>I have no real feelings towards human females or people in general
In terms of sexual/romantic interest I feel the same. Though I'd rather die alone than live a lie with a woman I don't really like, I hate dishonesty more than I hate being alone.
Part of me wishes I could be normal and not a poképhile, and the other part of me feels justified in not liking human women considering all the shit that's going on (plus my innate impulse of being a contrarian).
Why does God punish me so
I don't have the mental capability to understand what love is supposed to mean or is it even a real thing at all
I jerk off to blacked and cuckporn
I've grown bored of having sex with my wife. We've been together 5yrs. I still put in a performance with her every other day or sometimes daily and she is fun and open to pleasures of the flesh but I find no excitement or interest in it any more.
I often find my mind drifting during, not to other women or things to fantasise about but to basic questions. Thinking about recipes or what I'm going to do the following day. I worry I'm maybe turning asexual. I pounded both holes last night and coomed on her face but felt nothing, it was as nothing as breathing or shutting the curtains. Then had to lie and claim I enjoyed it, mostly to save her from feeling bad. I don't want, think about or fantasise about other women or men or anything, I've been nofap for years. I don't know what to do or if I should even do anything about it.
okay, arceus, now that ive admitted my inanity, please let me go
>inanity
Cirno detected
jacked off to volo cynthia bdsm comic last night
I want to lick her holy ass
I jerk off to the idea of corrupting Arceus and the other gods and turning them into fat bawds. I have written three wish-fulfillment stories and I shall continue until I am satisfied.
I regret nothing
Excellent taste as long as you keep them decently on-model.
I barely even play or enjoy pokemon, I'm just here to shitpost..
I would.
Bow down to her
no, stop this inanity
its 2023 and i said i would stop, so i am
Come on anon, where's the fun in that? At least it's not that degenerate compared to some of us.
i think jerking off to the idea of god (in this case, female) trapping me in a dream (more of a nightmare) where she (in this case) can do whatever she (in this case) wants to me, no matter how nonsensical and inane without me just waking up and ending the torture is bad, and i have to stop
Sounds hot, anon. It's completely harmless to fantasize about that, come on now.
Live a little
I greatly appreciate the enabling
I've never jacked off to Arceus, but I have thought about it.
Based, please your goddess
Funny enough my crop hardly removed much at all, but still played it safe.
I want her to smother me in her divine ass or breasts
What if Arceus gets stabbed to death or have other horrible things done to it instead?
That just one of 1000s of arceus' avatar.
Robo lizard gf
It's funny to me how much art there is of Arceus caked up
Would frick
I just want to humiliate her bros
He's male
I don't like the godenis being just a fancy horsewiener, but don't have any idea if it really should be the grotesque thing I have invented out of boredom and just to be uniquely deranged about it
I just jerk offd to a comic where Avery captures a Gardevoir but gets hypnotized and feminized by her.
I came a lot on some trainer selfies in the selfies thread because some anons wanted it. Clarity always makes me delete the pics though. How far I've fallen.
If you came to my femboy, thank you.
If you were the short-haired one, yup. Next time I'll post a catbox though. It's kinda addicting
It was the long haired one with the hat.
Got a pic of your femboy?
I didn't delete her photos. And one day they'll all be public, but trying to figure out how without her knowing I'm the source
I still haven't played Gen I and never plan to.