rip Bruce Lee

Holy shit at all the renames and dialogue changes

For a person who played this game before, getting used to the new names is pretty jarring (seriously-Frog Sage? At least "Frogfucius" was an actual fucking name!!!). Its like every few minutes theres another pointless revision that makes me do a double or triple take. It takes me out of my immersion and makes the experience feel choppy. Who did they have do this, treehouse?
Shit Remake.

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does this affect you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As an American born Chinese, i feel like my cultural history is being erased for no reason. People used to associate China with honor and wisdom and allusions like this particular one were a welcome nod. Are companies sanitizing their games to avoid offending some nonexistent boogie man or are they complicit in some deliberate erasure of history meant to isolate and dumb down humanity to make them a more malleable slave class?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        japanese are very careful on how they portray chinese culture, after what they've done to your ancestors
        they would prefer making fun of naggers and comparing them to monkeys in their games rather than make fun of chinese
        it's like how whites are careful with how they portray blacks because of the slavery they did

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have never ever known a japanese person to give a fuck about what any chinaman thinks

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your own people rejected all the ancient doctrines including Confucianism, dug up and desecrated ancient graves, & turned every temple that wasn't burned down into a gift shop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a reddit post that you copy pasted and brought here?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a shitpost i made while driving tyvm

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game is now ruined with that one line changed yes

      All of the name changes bring it closer to the Japanese script and make it more faithful. In contrast to your Frog Sage complaint, a generic Goomba who had a unique name in the JPN version that Woolsey removed now has a unique name in the English version of the remake.

      Sorry but you grew up with Woolsey fanfiction, or are you going to try to argue that fanfiction localizations are good now?

      please please please PLEASE just touch grass

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can't. It's all paved over. There is only asphalt for miles. Even the trees are just disguised cell towers or wall graffiti.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to Twitter, no one who posts on Ganker should be allowed to use that phrase as if it's anything meaningful.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mhh no. Go touch grass.
          The fact that you found a crab bucket of degenerates who encourage and enables your degeneracy doesn't make you any less of a pathetic degenerate.
          Git gud. Failing at life as a Gankerner is literally a skill issue.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and YWNBAW

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations, you are reading the de-Woolseyfied script straight from Japan.
    Avoiding blandness like this is why you NEED localizers.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I bet this is the result of Varishangout shitheads harassing Square over NEO TWEWY's localization.

      Localizers. Are. Important. People.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As someone who also played the original and has the cart I welcome the changes that bring the script closer to the original Japanese. Woolsey can go fuck himself.

      They fuck up more often than not. We do need them but they need a very short leash.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They fuck up more often than not.
        Altering a game in a way that non-Japanese folks can easily understand is not "fucking up" try again

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We have a way we can understand it, English. Making Mallow reference Bruce Lee doesn't make it more understandable. The purpose of translation is to serve the work to an audience who doesn't speak the language, not change shit.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe Mario could reference Bruce Lee since he's an isekai'd person, but not Mallow. Remember they removed Einsten from Star Fox 64 3D.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They could have just added a Cornerian scientist nammed Einstein.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >de-Woolseyfied
      Did you even play the game? The script is 99% untouched.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All of the name changes bring it closer to the Japanese script and make it more faithful. In contrast to your Frog Sage complaint, a generic Goomba who had a unique name in the JPN version that Woolsey removed now has a unique name in the English version of the remake.

    Sorry but you grew up with Woolsey fanfiction, or are you going to try to argue that fanfiction localizations are good now?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fanfiction localizations are good now?
      Fawful's personality is entirely a result of the English version's localization, and is why he was so popular overseas and likely the main reason he returned as the villain in BiS

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did he act in asiatic version?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Her name is Aeris.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fun fact: if you do guard skip her name defaults to Aerith. Early advertisements for the game it was Aerith as well. They were clearly going back and forth between Aerith and Aeris before deciding on Aerith for everything made after 7.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The name changes are the least of the game's problems. They've now made it easier instead of adding any kind of challenge.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what is your super jump record?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Frogfucius was an actual fucking name

    Name 1 (1) person named that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a clever portmanteau that’s a clear reference to a real historical figure you pedantic ignoramus

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >clever
        Maybe if it was "Croakfucius" or something. They just appended the second half of the name to "Frog".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It makes it alliterative, which is appealing to children - the target audience for this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      John Frogfucius

      Excuse me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can name 3 actually.
      >Frogfucius
      >Frogfucius
      and
      >Frogfucius

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a frog, not a person you fucking retard.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jackie Chan

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the game is now ruined with that one line changed yes

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i know the tweet this was taken from btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      congratulations

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should have giving us an option in the menu to use the original translation or the new one like how River City Girls did. I liked a lot of the original enemy names and it feels jarring that they got renamed.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I would've preferred they changed more so I wasn't in a constant state of deja vu I've just been in this place before (higher on the street) and I know it's my time to go calling you and the search is a mystery (standing on my feet) it's so hard when I try to be me, woah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i played this so long ago and i barely remember anything other than a bean sprout and the first city.

      >people complaining it is easy
      Bros i beat it when i was 7yo...this is a kids game

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >use the original names anyway
    And just like that, the complaint is gone.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers getting mad at more accurate scripts of 90s games is one of the most pathetic things to cry over

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo is gatekeeping people who don't like the original games in a series with BotW and totK
    >and now they're gatekeeping bastardization fanatics too
    Can Nintendo get much more based?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just started replaying the original today so i can get mad at the remake.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the complaints for this remake I've seen are:
    >The new mechanics make it easier
    >There's no hard mode
    >They made minor changes to names and removed a Bruce Lee reference
    I get some changes being goofy, especially making an already relatively easy game easier. I don't get the rest of the complaints. I don't like how they made everything paper in the Paper Mario TTYD remake, but everything else looks pretty good for a remake. I'd never call it a shit remake just because I get butthurt about 'muh paper crafts' like a big baby. I'm getting really sick of all the dismissive posts on here. I swear most posters are on here are bunch of edgy teenagers that just call everything shit that's a remake (and that includes the original games too).

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >LOCALIZATIONS BAD
    >except for when I like them then LOCALIZATIONS GOOD
    lol Ganker

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tTme for meds he of the schizo take.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the rom so I can be mad too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://nsw2u.com/super-mario-rpg-switch-nsp-nsz

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remove bruce lee
    Should have replace Bruce Lee with Little Mac.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you care? You still have your copy of the original, don't you?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care.
    You are autistic.
    Your problem, not mine.
    I will buy 10 copies just to spite you.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the final boxart? I like it more but Mallow looks dumb.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You seem to have a serious case of being a homosexual. I suggest killing yourself to fix it.

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