rip denuvo. pirate chads win again

rip denuvo
pirate chads win again

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rip denuvo
    >poorfags* win again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hey thats me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont get rich spending money on shit you dont need to
      also
      >that nfo bashing Stray lovers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *laughs with a fat wallet because didn't spend money buying games*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine being proud of spending money on bad games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't make the topic, retard. Imagine wasting time on bad games and making a thread about how you stole it. Couldn't be me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no anon, im $60 richer

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth downloading? Is it anything like the first game?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it worth pirating though?

      dunno havent played either, im just hoping it runs ok on medium on my 2600/rx 580 8gb

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Its very close to the first game but every mechanic feels worse.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What did they butcher from the first one?

        It's like going from Battlefield 4 to 2042.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it worth pirating though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no it is shit

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mediocre game but grats on dodging paying for it like i did. they should've just released another expansion for the first game because this one was a straight categorical downgrade in every category but the layered/dynamic music system they made for 2. series is dead now because nobody in their right mind would buy a part 3 after they shit the bed this hard.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did they butcher from the first one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everything just went down a notch in quality across the board:

        ZOMBIES & COMBAT
        -zombie ragdoll physics broken; they don't tumble over or trip over obstacles and each other anymore. they also go totally stiff and fall vertically in a standing position like wile e. coyote when you kick them off buildings
        -zombies all look like largely identical brown/gray homeless people. no height/civilian clothing/movement speed/mutilation level (spawning with one arm for example) variation as in DL1. they also can't use or throw blunt objects at you anymore.
        -zombie aggro radius, population density, and sound reactivity DRASTICALLY reduced, leading to almost never being attacked by crowds and eliminating any need to move/kill silently
        -weapons don't hit stop or feel different from one another. a sword swings like an axe swings like a machete. this makes it so the few times more than 3 zombies miraculously gather in one place, you effortlessly cleave through them with a one handed weapon.
        -x-ray and slow-mo kills were removed and blunt weapons like bats traded their hard hitstop crunches for cartoon repulsor bat qualities. think the brute hammer from halo 2 and 3. can no longer dismember zombies piece by piece or break their bones.

        EXPLORATION AND MOVEMENT
        -the glider is okay, if a little awkward to use. the problem is they make you play 1/4 of the game before you get it.
        -lower run speed and floaty jumps compared to the first game. there are mods to fix this but the baseline gravity physics are set something like 3 times lower than DL1.
        -diverse quarantine zone "dungeons" from DL1 replaced with identical hospital buildings that you progress through the same way each time.
        -extremely toned down environmental story telling. this one is sneaky but you realize it after playing awhile. no more broken down doors, blood trails, children's toys telling a story of what happened in random apartments. everything is equally dilapidated.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        everything just went down a notch in quality across the board:

        ZOMBIES & COMBAT
        -zombie ragdoll physics broken; they don't tumble over or trip over obstacles and each other anymore. they also go totally stiff and fall vertically in a standing position like wile e. coyote when you kick them off buildings
        -zombies all look like largely identical brown/gray homeless people. no height/civilian clothing/movement speed/mutilation level (spawning with one arm for example) variation as in DL1. they also can't use or throw blunt objects at you anymore.
        -zombie aggro radius, population density, and sound reactivity DRASTICALLY reduced, leading to almost never being attacked by crowds and eliminating any need to move/kill silently
        -weapons don't hit stop or feel different from one another. a sword swings like an axe swings like a machete. this makes it so the few times more than 3 zombies miraculously gather in one place, you effortlessly cleave through them with a one handed weapon.
        -x-ray and slow-mo kills were removed and blunt weapons like bats traded their hard hitstop crunches for cartoon repulsor bat qualities. think the brute hammer from halo 2 and 3. can no longer dismember zombies piece by piece or break their bones.

        EXPLORATION AND MOVEMENT
        -the glider is okay, if a little awkward to use. the problem is they make you play 1/4 of the game before you get it.
        -lower run speed and floaty jumps compared to the first game. there are mods to fix this but the baseline gravity physics are set something like 3 times lower than DL1.
        -diverse quarantine zone "dungeons" from DL1 replaced with identical hospital buildings that you progress through the same way each time.
        -extremely toned down environmental story telling. this one is sneaky but you realize it after playing awhile. no more broken down doors, blood trails, children's toys telling a story of what happened in random apartments. everything is equally dilapidated.

        STORY AND CHARACTERS
        -yes, somehow worse than part 1. instead of cardboard cutouts and joke characters, you just have the cardboard cutouts in DL2. game is almost universally humorless and isn't telling a gripping or serious story in exchange
        -the entire plot is based around a macguffin sister that you never get to actually meet and that dies off screen during the credits of EVERY ENDING anyway!!!
        -the zombie disease was completely retconned. they called it a "new strain" which is a lazy way of saying it doesn't work at all how it used to. no more antizin - just standing next to a UV light completely halts the spread of the disease now and standing in the dark turns you - UNLESS the plot decides that would be inconvenient. and the plot decides this almost immediately in the beginning of the game, and never stops randomly changing its mind on how it works.
        -zombie serum turns you into a literal super hero (think captain america) without any degradation or being dead or anything zombie like at all because... reasons. i'm talking hand laser ki blasts and everything. full DBZ.
        -just so much more but i'm tired of typing honestly

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >just standing next to a UV light completely halts the spread of the disease now and standing in the dark turns you - UNLESS the plot decides that would be inconvenient.
          there's stupid writing, and then there's STUPID writing
          the first game is already has simple enough premise. how much did "branch out storyline" they promised that were cut?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It’s literally non existent. There aren’t any meaningful choices at all besides the very end where it’s the cliche fallout 4 “save your sister or nuke the city”

            Even if you choose to save your sister she dies anyway kek

            All endings have your character just fucking off into the sunset and leaving the city

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            never played the 1 games dlc is it good?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah it’s fantastic. Different from the base game in the best way while keeping things fresh

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              probably the best dlc I've ever played since Undead Nightmare
              except the ending

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              definitely. i would've added 'no vehicles' to my complaint review of DL2 above if i didn't run out of text lol. hilarious that their first promo for the game showed the player character jumping onto a moving vehicle - NO moving vehicles in DL2. that buggy from DL1's the following dlc was fun as fuck and feels better to drive than other first person games like the far cry series or cyberpunk. scavenging gasoline from cars for the buggy really added a nice (very light) survival sort of feel, too.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol he literally got cracked KEK

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sweet schizo nfo

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shit game though, I refunded it, but will probably pirate it again once they patch all the bugs or there are mods to make it more like the first game.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the first game cracked? I feel like it isnt.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's on gog

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you even want to? It's worse than the first game in so many ways that I can't believe it was made by the same devs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so i can say i've played it, on my weekly pissup with the lads where we talk shop
      will probably delete within 1 hour like most games

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why even bother playing games at that point?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one cares about your opinion on a game if you havent played it, and generally im just curious. I do have some games I love and play constantly but most are garbage so into the bin they go; even though they were free, my time is worth more.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>so i can say i've played it,
        Just watch 5 minutes of footage, that's as good as playing it. I saw the intro on a youtube video or something, it looked like absolute pure garbage, and I lost whatever tiny iota of interest I may have had after they fired the lead writer or whatever it was halfway through development.

        No one cares about your opinion on a game if you havent played it, and generally im just curious. I do have some games I love and play constantly but most are garbage so into the bin they go; even though they were free, my time is worth more.

        You don't need to play modern games to have an opinion on them. They all play the same, they all look the same, they're all fucking dogshit. Play one of these bland openworld ubishit titles and you've played them all, I played Farcry 3(?) for about an hour or two and gave up on it. Dying Light 1 was fairly boring to play and I honestly don't even know why I finished it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all fair points, still gonna pirate though and give it a try for myself
          videos arent quite the same, i want to experience for myself how the weapons and shit feel
          not like it costs anything, and publisher/steam if anything is saved the inconvenience of a refund

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just watch it instead of playing it
          Modern Ganker

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You can literally tell with 5 minutes of gameplay footage if a game has any value at all. Then you can play it if you want, but you sure as shit wouldn't be doing that for a game like DL2 unless you're mentally ill.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              ok zoomer

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't worry kid, one day, when you've played over 20 games, you'll be able to magically tell if a player is doing something in a game, or it's an "interactive" cutscene.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You couldn't pay me to play that piece of shit

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    enjoy pirate bros. the game is worse then the first but still very enjoyable.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Could've updated Warhammer 2 or Code Vein instead of this. Won't even consider pirating.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hp bars
    >mini bosses
    >toned down gore by 100% almost

    nah

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe i lived long enough to see game physics get worse, not better than what previous generations could do (despite computers having a fuckton more power from a decade ago in both cpu/gpu).

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gotta leave some headroom for shituvo

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I dont think its a denuvo problem even, but just the skill/talent/passion of those who are making games these days. Gone are the days of obsessive nerds making cool shit to impress their peers, instead its just a "job" where you get screamed at for not producing generic bullshit simulator fast enough.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            pretty much how everything goes and will continue to go
            >product has soul
            >management cracks down
            >hires pajeets
            >everything is about being formulaic and easy to shit out
            >product has no soul
            please show bob
            im nearly 40, glad i will be dead within probably 20 years and feel bad for zoomzooms who never got to experience the peak of soul like 80s to early 2000s.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This exact scenario in the aviation industry and it killed a bunch of people. I don’t want to fly anymore because I don’t trust poojeet software and God didn’t give us wings for a reason

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                checked
                >poojeet
                not gonna be reddit and say i spat my drink out, but this made me happy and i would have in the event that i was drinking something at the time

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              This exact scenario in the aviation industry and it killed a bunch of people. I don’t want to fly anymore because I don’t trust poojeet software and God didn’t give us wings for a reason

              wait, are you guys saying corporations aren't our friends and have been systematically outsourcing everything good in the world for more shekels all these years? but.. but they're people! like you and me!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Always the higher ups wanting more and more money
              Fuck this industry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's every industry
                you just feel it more when artistic expression is involved
                imagine the world in 100 years, it will be just like you see in the movies
                >Here sir, as you requested. A cheeseburger, no pickel.
                >No qt pie 3.14 serving you and making you feel nervous

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                im high, first line of the greentext is meant to be a robot

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >makes melee combat utter fucking garbage compared to DL1
    >removes guns
    >damage sponge tank zombies and humans

    This is an accurate euro twink simulator since the combat has the same weight and damage as swinging a pool noodle. Also no guns because even apocalypse Europe is cucked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no guns
      Literally the only thing that made the first game tolerable, what's wrong with them?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They reference that Europe is cucked and had no guns to begin with. Then the army came and confiscated what little guns were in the city anyway.

        Then the excuse they give is the general hoards all the guns somewhere and fucking hides them instead of using them to kill zombies kek.

        Later he dies and his gun vault remains sealed forever. This is all explained in a boring side quest where you kill 5 zombies in front of a history monument to hear their awful contextual excuse for not including guns in the game

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah they made the world bigger but the gameplay worse

      they nerfed gore
      they nerfed nights because people got too scared
      removed guns
      limb damage does jack shit
      gigantic boss hp bars
      sponge enemies

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a shitty first person Fallout game, and we all know how shit Fallout games are, now if they made it a third person Fallout clone I would have gave it a chance, but first person rpgs put me to fucking sleep

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I replayed the first game instead

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    many WHY did they fuck this game up so much? DL1 was perfect as is, shit story but gameplay and atmosphere was good

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >playing DL2

    No one wins

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can i play coop on a cracked copy?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    more like rip pirate chads cause this game fucking sucks my cock.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone here is shitting on it
    oh boy, i cant wait for my shitty internet to finish downloading this game. It's shaping up to be an A+

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >decide to try modern Ganker
    >taking comments such as "just watch it bruh" as ironic or sarcastic
    >browse more modern Ganker
    >they mean it and they seriously watch playthroughs instead of playing the game themselves
    >literally getting in communities of the games they watch to make friends without ever touching gaming hardware

    big yikeronis with cheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm a millenial and i unironically do this for movie games every now and then. i agree with the thrust of what you're saying 100%, but i'll be damned if i'm going to buy a playstation and pay for """games""" just to get the exact same experience of sitting down and watching a movie. i watched nuGoW and TLOU2 this way. i can't understand watching DL2 because the plot is physically uncomfortably bad to sit through even when you have the tactile experience of playing it to look forward to after the characters stop talking.

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