RIP Xbox

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It just kept getting uglier

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn the ShitBox 360 was ugly.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bad.
        PS3 Slim and PS5 are way uglier.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's not bad.
        PS3 Slim and PS5 are way uglier.

        PS2 > 360 > PS4 > Series X > PS1 > PS3 > > > PS5

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >PS4 above PS1 and PS2
          I didn't know people could be this stupid.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            *PS3

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I prefer edge over curves

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, if he's talking about design, he's not wrong.

                Oh, were talking about the console design, then yeah, PS2 is best. Although fat PS3 looks really good. I like its design.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, if he's talking about design, he's not wrong.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw don't buy consoles
    I'm just glad that microsoft's finally gone bankrupt because some guy on twitter said so. First every nintendo fan killed ximself because of palworld and now this. What's gonna be the sonypocalypse next week?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sony has been taking L's since 2017.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Neve brought an Xbox in my entire life but I played fat Xbox at a friend's house and a friend let me borrow his 360.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely never got the appeal of Xbox. It always felt like it was kinda 'there' after a while and it only got worse with every new console generation.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was only really something to be "got" during the 360 generation in America.
      The OG Xbox was the Halo machine and the best for third party games, but really had no lasting power outside of Halo as a franchise and Xbox Live.
      The 360 came into the market at the right time, outperforming the PS3 until 2010, it was the best system to play all the dudebro games with its first dibs on DLC and the most stable online, making them a core part of its identity, then you had the Xbox live marketplace which Jump-started the Indie market making it the indie machine, hell their was even attempts early on the make it the JPRG machine also that never really worked out.
      If you were a Younger Millennial going through their second console generation or a Older Zoomer going through their first, and you weren't a hardcore weeb it was the console you played,
      Like at my school in America if you had a console growing up it was likely a 360 as only one kid I knew had a PS3 and it was because his parents wanted if for a blue-ray player, my older cousin knew of multiple 360s set up in college dorms for multiplayer gaming sessions, and it just generally the platonic ideal of video game console in you didn't grow up in the 90s.
      it was the clear machine to get until again like 2010 in which they stopped making normal games and started focusing on Kinect and The Last of Us came out and Sony began the pivot to moviegames before subsuming the entire non-indie market (which moved to pc) due to the Xbone fricking up.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What moron came up with the “series X or S” branding? Normies don’t understand that shit, why not just call the current gen xbox 4?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They should had just increased the numbers by 360 for each successor so now we would have the xbox 1080. Atleast there wouldn't be any confusion.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In their defense the Xbox One was an even worse name lmao

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the 720 was in the good timeline

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The basic b***hes at Sony already kinda own that type of simple braindead branding and the eggheads at Microshit are too square to think of outside of the box names like Nintendo does, so they just go with shit that sounds techy (360, One, Series X) without a regard of if it makes sense.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      While, given current events, Xbox is now entirely vestigial, it was already moving in that direction. They wanted Xbox to be A brand, not Series X, and they wanted THE brand to be Gamepass.
      The current move Microsoft higherups are making is Xbox's retirement, albeit it will technically still exist as a niche collectors item, like a more relevant Atari VCS. Gamepass is being moved to the secondary brand placement that Xbox was in. The primary brand is now Halo, Call of Duty, World of Warcraft, Doom et al. and the target demographic is smartphone users.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically they were afraid people would see it as inferior because PlayStation is a number ahead. Xbox 3/4 vs PS4/5.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So why did they call it the Xbox One?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Boco

          Its a "all in one" entertainment device, or something like that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They wanted it to be called "The One" and be thought of as "The One Entertainment Device You Need". Obviously, they were and still are moronic.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They need to fire whoever came up with that idea

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They needed to fire a lot of people.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They singlehandedly killed Xbox.

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  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nintendo wins again

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've posted, now what?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      here's your gift

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do incels really

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gemme 20mins and I'll be making those dolls look like a tornado of piss, shit and cum ran over them.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never bought one, never played one, never even touched an Xbox controller (any gen).
    Feels good, man.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SONY'S FALLIN', XBOX MULTIPLATFORMIN'
    NO EXCLUSIVES, MONEY BURNIN'
    NINTENDOgayS CLAIM THEY WIN
    DESPITE SEETING OVER A POKETWIN

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I bought an Xbox from Goodwill in like 2018 that ended up being modchipped already, but I've never actually given Microsoft a single cent for anything, so I'll still take a partial W on this.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Xbox
    >Xbox one
    >Xbox one X
    >Xbox one S
    >Xbox series X
    I genuinely did not know that the one X WASN'T their latest console. This image clarified that. The naming and marketing was TERRIBLE and I'm glad their stupid fridge console failed. Good riddance.
    >Pay $15 to change your name

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never owned one, never will.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being a normie mom trying to decide to buy your kid an Xbox 360 E vs an Xbox 360 Elite. The regular 360 was a good naming comprise but afterwards this went beyond stupid real fast.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Got a Xbox One S all Digital with Minecraft, Sea of Thieves and a Fortnite code for 99€
    >Thanks to 3 months of Gamepass I discovered quite a few great games I wouldn't have bought otherwise, but specially the MASTERPIECE that is Ninja Gaiden 2
    >It's trapped in Xbox consoles forever

    Thank you Phil and frick whoever lost the source code

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lookie here!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heart-stopping action
        Damn and I thought "prepare to die" is an edgy tagline. This game literally stops your heart

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, bro. Edgy is when it says
          >Only for _________
          and few months later it's released on another platform.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >few months later it's released on another platform
            I wish, that version never came out on anything else. Everyone hates the PS3 version and the PC port is based on it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can't describe to you how much I hate those female chapters. Why was that even added?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you didn't own a 360 in mid 2000s you're not a real gaymer

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’m gonna half miss it. They really could have saved face, trimmed the fat and bothered to make games. Chasing Netflix pass and just letting devs do whatever has been a train wreck. Frick 343, frick Phil, frick don. Frick it all

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 hours
    >40 replies
    Oof

    Anyway, love my Series X. I'll stick with microsoft until no more Xbox, then go to PC

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    remember having this piece of shit console red ring on me twice, and this was right before Fable 2 came out and i had to go and get a replacement, i was livid. Ended up liking the PS3 more later in the lifetime though, my fatass original ps3 still runs great to this day. Its a perfect PS1+PS2+PS3 machine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My fat PS3 got a YLOD and Heavy Rain disc was still lodged in it when I threw it out. Frick that gen honestly

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The original Xbox was pretty great though
    It was just fell from there at an accelerating pace each gen

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft is winning, Game Pass is a global phenomenon

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure, Anon. Sure.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OG Box is great. 360 was ok, i came to appreciate it more later in its lifespan. Everything after is cancer and i am glad the brand is dead.

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