Risk of Rain Returns

RoR Returns is out. What do I think about it?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gearbox
    Piss all over Randy

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hey at least it's still made by hotpoo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is it? I thought he stepped away

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They made a deal with gearbox, they sold the franchise but with a clause that they'll get to make one last remake of the original. RoR Returns is made by Hopoo but any future RoR2 DLC and new games will all be made by gearbox.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            oh I see

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            smart, go out with a bang so everything that fails after will definitely be gearbox fault (and still get the money from their succes)

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hated it but I just beat it for the first time so now I like it.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Risky bros, feeling a little suicidal right now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >difficulty: impossible
      too slow

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go pick those drones up you monster. They died fighting for you!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is your view so far?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's the default zoom.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    5 hours and I haven't finished the game once at 100%/100% Rainstorm. Feels like luck is entirely what decides if I go far or not.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Feels like luck is entirely what decides if I go far or not.
      Isn't that just roguelikes in general?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can definitely use skill to override some bad luck, but if you take too long you get outscaled which is a ROR unique thing with the constant scaling. You can take a bad run in Isaac, Hades,
        Nuclear Throne far compared to ROR1 because its 2D and feels much more limited in being able to "outplay" enemies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it will be until you memorize the map.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Isn't it Randomly generated?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've played for a dozen hours and have only reached stage 4 on monsoon 3 times so far.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well this is cool and all, but it seems like a huge shitter magnet + it's unusable in multiplayer.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whos the best new character

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like Pilot the best. Being able to snipe aerial enemies (through terrain) and having very strong mobility is just too fucking good.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do into Pilot? That’s my real life job and I feel legally obligated to play him

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm gonna say pilot, just because THERE"S NO FUCKING RECYCLERS ANYWHERE AND I CAN'T UNLOCK DRIFTER FUCK

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pilot is extra fun to play, added mobilty and wallhack gun is pretty nice to have.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pilot seems super good but drifter with the block alt is tons of fun. Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally have a run start off dragon with ceremonial dagger feeling strong as hell
    >pop a mountain shrine, its greater wisps and instantly 100 to 0 die

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everything has too much health

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's really good.
      Some of the alt skills are fucking ass though. No wonder why they hid sniper's alt mobility and alt primary behind really dumb challenges instead of hand-crafted providence trials, they both suck ass.
      >dude you can swing your rifle and knock enemies back for no damage instead of just shooting them
      and
      >dude you can blast yourself back in the air shooting down at an angle, but is retarded as a mobility skill since you still need to reload after anyway

      Play at 150% player damage, I feel it's a comfy medium.
      Increase damage taken if you feel you're cheesing it too hard by adjusting the former.

      Also can it be possible to not have HAN-D spawn in the final level? Was trying to find him on my sniper cheese run but couldn't, might have needed more mobility though admittedly.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can't buy it because the paypal purchase doesn't go through on steam

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RoRR is frankly a disgrace. Play FTL Multiverse if you want a good rougelike.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you recommend a game that's nothing like the other game?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because it's actually good? RoRR is just a glorified Vampire Survivors.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh I see you're a retard.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I completed the original ror with every character on monsoon. RoRR is not only worse than the original, it's just outdated by today's rougelike standards.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's fun THOUGH

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in the same vein VS is fun
                you're not making a lot of informed decisions throughout the game, just going through the motions

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is it bad for a game to be fun?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's faux fun

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's no such thing as fake fun you dumb fucking nagger

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, my fellow gay comrade. the correct terminology is pseudo-fun.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Okay and? Are you implying that (You) only play high brow roguelites?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >RoRR is not only worse than the original
              i'll take this bait. why? you can turn off all the new content if you're a purist.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I'm obsessed with this very specific game and any deviation from this formula that I'm overly attached to is bad because it's not what I'm obsessed with.
              No one cares.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              try killing yoursef

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >roguelike
              Zzzz

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s the consensus on CHEF’s alt primary
    personally I like it more than his default

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can the drone you get from the repair kit be used in the recycler?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This was pure ludokino, thank you Hopoo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which path to the merc trials brev

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bottom left corner IIRC. He's considered a lategame character because you need to win 5 times.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I played for ~an hour, gameplay feels pretty similar to ror classic, all new items seem to be taken from ror 2, I like the art overall both in and out of the game, except for the in game playable character sprites which look really ugly, especially huntress.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    playing this reminded me of how much i hate the necessity of 2x zoom in this game to not feel blind for chests/teleporters but having my character look like an ant
    is there a mod for a trigger toggle or something?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nyet game is fine.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I unironically think they should have added a minimap you could pull up temporarily when holding a button
      Also why can't I mark the teleporter when I find it in multiplayer? With all the QOL shit like the multiplayer drones and per player scaling options WHY isn't that a thing? You can do it in 2 and it's so useful.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i usually announce where the tele is in chat, but yea a ping mechanic like ror2 would be nice.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any reason to go for the gold crown in prismatic trials?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you get an item unlock at 5 and an artifact at 15

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, I know at 5 you get an item, and at 15 apparently you get an artifact some anons have said also unsure if there's
      an achievement for 100%ing gold on all of them, fuck Hopoo if there is

      I refuse to believe one of the naggers actually playtested this, got to 50 legit and thought "yep this is fine"

      Some of the trials are braindead while others are fucking ball-busting

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the trials I've done so far are so fucking awful I can't keep going. They are an absolute black hole of fun.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't going to like them from the get since to me risk of rain is just starting another run and getting stuff from runs, but they really did want to make them bad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was really excited for them since I love the idea but they really tried their best to make them dogshit annoying and frustrating piles of garbage. It's like they don't realize that platforming and precision combat isn't exactly RoR's forte, made the controls worse for RoRR and just built all the trials content around precision combat and platforming. Fucking geniuses.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The focus on the precision for some trials and alt abilities made me realize that they may have taken away some wrong lessons from risk of rain 2. Anything that isn't deleting rows of enemies is less fun to me than deleting rows of enemies.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It would not be as offensive if they didn't purposefully shit up the air control, rope grabbing and turning. I seriously believe everyone at hotpoo fucking despises their players and just wants to make them eat shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely don't get this criticism, can you explain what they fucked up?
                I was playing starstorm about a week before Returns and frankly RoR1 just feels like dogshit to play in comparison to Returns with the new movement, it feels smoother and less janky overall especially now that you can move while shooting on most characters. Is it just a "new bad" thing or is there genuinely something wrong with it?
                I do play with controller though so maybe 1 with a controller just isn't the best period.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I play both on keyboard
                You used to be able to turn faster after using your primary ability in RoR1
                You would instantly snap on to ladders in RoR1, in RoRR you have to not be in an animation to be able to climb. Very VERY annoying.
                After a certain height in RoRR 1 you fall faster. You fall at the normal speed for a certain while and then you suddenly fucking crater.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your first complaint is negated due to being able to move while shooting
                Your second complaint is being actively patched
                Your third complaint is stupid
                Cheers anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't going to like them from the get since to me risk of rain is just starting another run and getting stuff from runs, but they really did want to make them bad.

          I'd argue most aren't too bad, but the ones that are really stand out as terrible. And going for golds no matter what sucks... the pilot one where you need to parachute downwards and collect shit made me want to kms

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't going to like them from the get since to me risk of rain is just starting another run and getting stuff from runs, but they really did want to make them bad.

          [...]
          I'd argue most aren't too bad, but the ones that are really stand out as terrible. And going for golds no matter what sucks... the pilot one where you need to parachute downwards and collect shit made me want to kms

          There's apparently a final trial that you unlock after beating all the other ones. So good luck, anons.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Survivor: ?
            oh shidd

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Hidden Survivor

              I hope its Rex. I miss him.

              It's because you can beat it with any character. There's achievements for each different character you can beat the final trial with

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Figures, that missing spot in the menu looked pretty suHispanicious.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hidden Survivor

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm going to fucking die.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope its Rex. I miss him.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I refuse to believe one of the naggers actually playtested this, got to 50 legit and thought "yep this is fine"

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know shill, what does your marketing department want us to think?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was bad back then and it's bad now. I applaud the content they've added and the 'modern rulesets', but fundamentally the game feels terrible to play

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >retard falling for the dumbest and weakest bait ever made
    not even bothering giving any of them a (You)

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Question about mutliplayer. If I choose force item sharing does that mean when me and a friend co-op we can't just pick up any items we find for ourselves without worrying about if it's fair or who's turn it is for a item?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haven't tried, but I assumed it meant that whoever picks up an item you all get it, so that you don't get tards who hoover up all the items and don't leave any for the rest

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, it means the guy with the most items stops being able to pick up items until others catch up in item quantity.

        Question about mutliplayer. If I choose force item sharing does that mean when me and a friend co-op we can't just pick up any items we find for ourselves without worrying about if it's fair or who's turn it is for a item?

        Also don't worry about dying and lagging behind. You'll be respawned as a drone that can pick up items.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, I'm surprised I'm that far off

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything like RoR? Specifically the multiplayer roguelite aspect. I'm surprised nobody has made a clone in the 10 years since the original.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    any 100% save files out yet? I refuse to touch RoRR fresh after dropping 200 hours in RoR1

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Artificer is shit
    >her alt skills are all meme-tier gimmicks that don't push her into good territory either
    ugh

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just like ror2, huh?

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE GAME IS SAVED

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Clear annoying trial
    >Get perhaps the most useless item in the entire series, Volatic Mitt (electrifies the ropes you climb on)

    Thanks hopoo very cool

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's very useful with the artifact of glass.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe if enemies couldn't climb on and attack you from below. Maybe.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It'd actually be useless if enemies couldn't climb.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Exactly my point. You never want to be on a rope if you don't have to be because enemies can attack you there while you're completely helpless, so the item is useless anyways.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bro just grab barbed wire. Mitts are so limited in use they're a waste of space while wire is good at all times.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how in the fuck do you do 'activate the third tp as commando without taking damage until that point'

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gotta go fast

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do 3 stages without getting hit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too hard!!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't get hit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would using command for tough times and movement skills work while rushing tele and putting damage to 200% work? or using glass
      should be able to cheese it like that I figure

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been an update or dlc for the original. It adds like 2 things and fixed crashing issues.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so he sold out

    what's he doing now

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The fucking jellyfish bosses are so unbelievably obnoxious. Several of them at once means I can't even hold still for a second without being instagibbed. Very annoying.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    God I hate the later trials.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think it costs too much.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >$15 is too much
      Yes we know you want things for free, just pirate it and stop bitching already.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes we know you want things for free
        Retard.
        >just pirate it and stop bitching already.
        I'll admit I misread OP's "I" as a "you" and told what I think instead of what he thinks. My bad.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      $10 on CDKeys

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even my regional pricing is cheaper, and I'm still not going to pay it.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Find one backup mag as Loader
    Run secured.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They fucked up the input hard with the turn radius and animation lock in. Attacks hit where you were last frame so frame perfect dodging isn't possible. If you get a bunch of backup mags and hold your secondary ability, it fires at a different rate each time because the input is that buggy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Report it to the devs, we can't get it fixed here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I've noticed that. needs tweaking. the artificer trial was unnecessarily difficult because if you don't just tap the boost button she fires it off consecutively, and not predictably.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man fucking the fucking Huntress ropes trial.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't know hell until you try the pilot skydiving trial

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but do you mean the one where you parachute down and collect stuff on the way?
        that one isn't as hard as people make it out to be, the correct route is pretty obvious after you do one run and after that there's really nothing that hard other than that thin section with the mushroom platforms which can be kinda finicky.
        i had way more trouble with the one where you have to fight the buffed scavenger as enforcer.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the Minerpinion?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun as fuck. Actually super solid now and the heat mechanic is cool.
      You can basically fly with some charge built up and zoom about the map. His alt skill where he throws axes turns you into a hammer bro, which is pretty fun.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did they just not try with Sniper's alt skills? He might just have the worst spread of new stuff I swear.
    Arti's are shit too but she's also shit by default so makes sense.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is the miner good now? slight improvement in gameplay, qol, anything, or is it the same as RoR1?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Fun as fuck. Actually super solid now and the heat mechanic is cool.
      You can basically fly with some charge built up and zoom about the map. His alt skill where he throws axes turns you into a hammer bro, which is pretty fun.

      TL;DR he's good and has a lot of qol through heat meter, can shit damage fast and now has a ranged primary once you unlock it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cool cool, just what i needed to know to convince me to get it
        does the engineer turrets use items like in RoR2 now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, even stuff like Time Keeper's Secret triggers on turrets.
          Unfortunately bungus is useless because attacking resets its 2 second timer, meaning turrets won't heal mid-combat.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw you hit a mountain shrine and it gives you a horde of blazing lemurians with honor and a clover

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, this run is primarily for cheevo/log hunting so that means stacking as much bullshit as possible so nowhere is inaccessible and no boss is unbeatable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pussy

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drifter can put Providence in the bag

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the one with the shield still garbage?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Not sure why you would play him besides style points. There are plenty of close range characters that are way more efficient and mobile.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >alt enforcer abilities seem to be trying to make him more of a mobile close range character like a few other survivors
        >he has no alt ability for protect and serve so he's still stuck sitting behind it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. Not sure why you would play him besides style points. There are plenty of close range characters that are way more efficient and mobile.

          I was hoping they actually made some changes to him to make him good

          >not liking the Wario shoulder bash
          I think he's solid honestly. You can stay in protect and serve as you do it so it allows for repositioning in that mode. The grenade launcher is also solid as well and gives him some much needed range. No opinions on the other alt skill yet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I was hoping they actually made some changes to him to make him good

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Enforcer's... better.
      Shield block 'radius' feels bigger, shotgun has a smidge more range, he has an alt that gives him commando roll instead of bash.
      You'll still be playing him by not actually using the shield and jumping around like a madman spamming tear gas hoping to god an overloading doesn't so much as glance at you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's great

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i saw some people post that enemy damage and health scaling on rainstorm is bugged (harder than monsoon), can anyone confirm or deny?

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woolie the resident 2fag was filtered hard by Returns
    Lol

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Enforcers fear this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fear that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >do HAN-D trial where you push enemies off the bridge
      >hey this is kind of fun
      >a single bird appears

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fear them as every class

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Enter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fuxk you, literally the worst shit ever

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Class skills for most characters feel weird, like nobody developing even tested them or understand making synergies

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Half of them feel more like they thought of the trial first, rather than the use.
      At least some of them are good, like Huntress' alt secondary being perfect for her strafing playstyle.

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck yeah
    i wasn't even trying to get it this run

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does fall damage count against this? i'd like to know if i need to reset my run when i inevitably forgot to roll when landing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes
        A good way to get this done is set damage taken to 999, that way the game will auto-reset the run for you if you take any damage 🙂

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's a good idea, thanks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm pretty sure it does, unfortunately. i didn't take any damage at all this run as far as i can tell

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can't do highway robbery at all
    >get frustrated and squeeze mouse
    >bandit starts shooting
    >realize this isn't one of the ones that locks all of your other abilities
    >gold on the next try

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    patch has gone live
    https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1337520/view/3811794911352990217?l=english

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My game just crashed on Contact Light because of the Miner alt bug

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nerfing Overloading
      Thank fuck holy shit. Maybe lower the damage too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ctrl-f artificer
      >no results

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they posted about it on discord, it's also planned but the planned section in the patch notes is shortened for some reason
        1/2

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2/2

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That bandit trial was both fun and not that hard. Now they're removing the funny knockback death loops.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I checked if i could reset my account immediately after finishing Hot Rope Hop
            Atleast make the item decent, same fucking problem with RoR2, you are literally better off never unlocking some items

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          2/2

          thank god
          ror:r artificer is truly the worst character they've released to date.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Artificer sucked in RoR2 and only became slightly more playable after a metric ton of buffs and alternate skills
            >RoRR Artificer is basically just launch RoR2 Artificer all over again with all of the same problems
            You know I don't know what I expected.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              even worse since her basic attack just uselessly goes through whatever you're fighting for a piddly 45% damage.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drizzlets won

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wait this is amazing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Might as well put freelook mode in OG Resident Evil 2.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            idk what that means but im using the RoR2 control scheme and its annoying not being able to aim with the mouse. How is it supposed to be?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Classic control scheme but ZXCV is ASDF instead.
              Spam jump and attack while jumping in mid air while spamming ledges and ropes. Though enemies can climb ropes now.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it easier like this? Can I aim and move correctly?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, you play it like an arcade game. The game is more about positioning and tech than le aim like RoR2 is. Watch any veteran play and you'll see.
                You will probably understand better if you play a melee character.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Classic controls are overrated and people are just using them for nostalgia. Playing with mouse is much more comfy because I can spread my arms out more.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >two buttons for aim left/right
        just make it a universal "aim backwards"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The game should have that from the start, literally 0 work for all the comfort
        But its too much to ask from a dev that gave Bandit players carpat tunnel syndrome for absolutely no reason
        Why the fuck is there no toggle for attack? Theres absolutely no reason not to keep attacking on Huntress, other than to climb
        Why the hell cant i hold down "Interact" key to open a chest while im running past it?
        Theres a reason games like Factorio are so liked, the devs actually polished their game and made it pleasant to play

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >But its too much to ask from a dev that gave Bandit players carpat tunnel syndrome for absolutely no reason
          You can turn autofire on under accessibility options. There's one for jump too

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RoR was not this fucking hard before. What did they change? Because there's no way I'm just shit now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's balanced around the new items. I don't think it's harder at all. except for those fucking birds. oh and I think the imp is a bit faster than before. magma worm too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are just shit. It's not the same game. There are new challenges and items to consider, and 4 new maps for each existing biome. You are shit and you should embrace that you need to play the game to get good at it.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE it's not arms

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    game kinda fuckin boring compared to ror2

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    okay
    this mouth thing is pissing me off
    how come they don't have lock cursor

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all these RoR2 babies throwing a shitfit about things that make RoR1 good
    homosexuals

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i don't get the complaining about having to be facing the direction you shoot, have these people never played a platformer before?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's been joked about for years. Shitters gonna shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huntress?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the original had the alternative map for each biome? i can't seem to recall that being a thing back then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Each map had 2.

  55. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who's the hidden survivor?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there one?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who said there was one?

        [...]
        [...]
        There's apparently a final trial that you unlock after beating all the other ones. So good luck, anons.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Read nigga

          [...]
          [...]
          It's because you can beat it with any character. There's achievements for each different character you can beat the final trial with

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit. That's pretty neat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who said there was one?

  56. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I dont plan to play multiplayer is it worth to get the remake?

  57. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    scavenger hunt is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Open the left door first for the drone buff and open some cheap chests first. eventually you end up camping on the edge of the center ledge with protect and serve and praying none of the tracking shot enemies spawn behind you, since if they're in front you should block their shot >90% of the time. Once you get enough money grab some of the gold chests then go btfo the scav

      >fail it a bunch of times
      >first win gets the gold time

  58. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Reach providence
    >One of the wurms just crashes into me while lasering me faster than I could ever hope to avoid it and kills me instantly

    That is some bullshit, I don't remember them being dangerous in the original

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The worms are way deadlier in ror:r

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I find the birds are worse. Worms feel the same.

  59. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you unlock all the stuff? I can't be bothered to unlock it manually again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ctrl + i

  60. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >enforcer: stay in shield mode in combat for 5 minutes
    >fuck that
    >duct tape my controller to shoot after clearing the level and go take a shit
    >come back, dude still shooting, duct tape holding
    >challenge not unlocked

    Do you actually need to hit mobs for 5 minutes straight? What a shit fucking unlock jesus christ.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro there's barely any skills that can't be unlocked with the providence trials, I think one of the only ones i can think of is Sniper's "Kill the final boss while backflipping"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This challenge is for unlocking an item though, not another skill.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I assume it just means you can't sit there after the teleporter event has ended and all the enemies are dead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This seems to be correct, I just did it both ways and it only worked pre-teleporter.

      I assume it just means you can't sit there after the teleporter event has ended and all the enemies are dead.

      Is Boar Beach still in? I haven't seen the entrance in any of my runs so far

      Yep, I just got it by holding up for a bit on a fence in the upper left in my last run. Farmed some pigs and found a scavenger in there too

  61. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is Boar Beach still in? I haven't seen the entrance in any of my runs so far

  62. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Start new game
    >wait for 2min doing nothing just waiting for enemies to spawn so you can unlock a chest.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Activate Tele asap

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Take it off of drizzle, pussy.
      >verification not required

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the same in monsoon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Activate the teleporter, waiting around is dumb. You have 90 seconds anyway after you turn on the teleporter to loot, and head back.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You're very much exaggerating with 2 minutes on Monsoon, at most it's like 30 seconds. And as other anons have said, activate the teleporter.

  63. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so what's the deal with mouse controls? did they change them from the original RoR?
    also worth buying the same fucking game again for online?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally just zoomers too lazy to do 1 extra input to turn around and shoot. Nothing gamebreaking.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The accessibility options make it more broken. You can hold down shoot while strafing now, slowly walking.

  64. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Overloading totem
    What in the actual fuck was Hopoop thinking with this thing?

  65. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't unlocked Chef yet, bros. Is he still OP?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah he's still good. I haven't unlocked his other alts yet but his alternate utility feels like a downgrade

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly I like his alt utility
        its his alt primary that feels like a downgrade to me

  66. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Advice on Scavenger Hunt and From All Angles? They’re the only ones left I need to beat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Scavenger Hunt
      Just did this one today and it gave me trouble too. You start with 1 keycard so immediately open the left door first. Then farm the smaller guys until you can open a few $90 chests. Keep farming until about 90 seconds left, then go down and fight the scavenger.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For From all Angles, hold the platform where the items spawn instead of on the ground. Stand on your turrets so the vines will target you instead of them, and just jump over the projectiles. Mines should do a decent job of keeping guys off your turrets.
      For items, take the ukulele, then the sticky bombs, then the egg

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Scavenger, go top left with your first keycard and pick up the arms race items
      Fight as much as you can in the center to farm money for as many $90 chests as you can, make sure you pick up the back-up equipment item on the way down

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for from all angles place your turrets in the bottom right corner, guard them with a mine, and after grabbing an item run over to them and spam harpoons. You'll occasionally get a crab spawn on top of you but if you keep your mines up it should be completely fine.

  67. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The artwork is phenomenal, and it respects the original gameplay while blending in new elements is excellent
    It's a worthy remame

  68. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every character but the huntress so fucking shit?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you haven't played loader yet

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Loaded him up to try his skills and he seemed lame. Having to build those lightning things does not sound like much fun.

        haven't gotten deep in the game in this remake, but huntress always had the problem of "start very capable, falls off incredibly hard due to shit damage late game"

        She's the only one I've managed to beat the game with.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The lighting pylons are good AoE but the bulk of your damage comes from your fists and your ability to apply absurd pressure from turning invincible so you can facetank situations that would melt anyone else.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haven't gotten deep in the game in this remake, but huntress always had the problem of "start very capable, falls off incredibly hard due to shit damage late game"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why people like her. I find her shit compared to commando.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She can move at 100% speed while shooting, has blink, has ACTUAL DAMAGE
        Commando is shit compared to her, he does peanuts for damage until you get items, you cant move for shit so kiting is hard
        Only good thing about commando is the roll
        Huntress is fucking great

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          commando is actually extremely good due to his infinitely piercing X. many characters struggle with huge crowds, he doesn't.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah pilot gets one for free on his standard shots so its not unique anymore

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She has no fucking damage. She's just a crutch for people who don't want to learn how to actually play Risky.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She has excellent damage without any items, she only gets better with more obviously
            Commando is fucking trash without items in comparison, cant move for shit while shooting
            Huntress is excellent for COOP because you have to split items
            Commando is in comparison fucking garbage because you need damage items to actually do anything

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Anyone's run is going to die without damage items. Guess who's way better than huntress with them? You also get a much more fun playstyle than brainless strafing.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is there any point in playing her anymore when everyone can strafe shoot now?
      That was her entire gimmick.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone else moves at a snail's pace when doing that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You mean merc

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm like 3-0 with huntress and 0-10 with every other character

  69. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RoR 1 is actually fun to play compared to RoR 2.
    In this game it feels like your skills and attacks actually do some damage and stuff, and not in like RoR 2 where 99% of all your powers come from items.

  70. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How are you supposed to beat Go On Without Me? The big lizards fuck fucking swarm me halfway through at mach speed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shield bash + shoot is fast and kills basic lemurians
      scan for the heals
      jump and do the shotgun move
      personally i just avoided the elders if they're in groups, but if it's just one you can hit and run it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did it by running around collecting all the items, then sprinting directly to the top because lizards mostly spawn beneath or in front of you. Then you pray that the health drops are close. It's a bullshit challenge that feels hopeless but sometimes you get lucky

  71. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT TO HUG AND RUB AND KISS AN ELDER LEMURIAN'S BIG CHUBBY BELLY

  72. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I never played the first one and I can't tell you how many times motherfuckers in here and other places constantly said how fucking awesome Risk of Rain was and how shit Risk of Rain 2 is.

    Imma' keep it a buck fiddy; this game is fucking absolute trash and I fucking hate it. I hate the gameplay loop, the artstyle, and the fucking controls. It's fucking shit and you mfs have bad taste.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unlike 2 you actually have to dodge attacks and time attacks. You don't just endlessly run around and hold down shoot.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never played the first one too and prepare to get your ass kicked because that's what's happening to me, I'm getting filtered badly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah RoR is definitely shit. I had way more fun with RoR2
      >The music is better
      >Way more polished
      >Recyclers, fucking give me back my recyclers damn it give it back they were ours
      Is there an equivalent to Lunar Coin shop in RoR1? Fucking hell you cant make any builds in RoR1, its all just RNG

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        recyclers are the single worst thing ever added into the game and just admits to the fact that the item pool is bloated where only a select few items are actually good.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah well it beats having 10 bustling fungus and 5 Headstompers in a run

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just use command if you really need to play on easy mode

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buildfags are plague. Work and adapt with what god gave you. God bless.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You dont "work" with anything, you either lose because you get shit items or you win because you were given everything you needed
          With recyclers, its not about "making optimal META build" because its still RNG based, you have to know what can work with what you have
          With Recyclers, you can make fucking Headstompers work if you find Jetpacks for example
          Its way more complex than this shit
          >HUURR OPEN CHEST HOPE FOR GOOD STUFF

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Bad

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You dont "work" with anything, you either lose because you get shit items or you win because you were given everything you needed
            you seem to be forgetting about all of the middle variance possibilities won through player skill

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's not wrong. If you don't get damage items, you simply won't be able to keep up with enemy spawns due to your low dps. If you're unlucky enough to only get shield/healing items you're fucked because enemy damage will rapidly outscale whatever protection you get, and you still have no damage.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Its way more complex than this shit
            lol no, complex would be binding of isaac, a game that has actual mechanics that interact with eachother recyclers are a bandaid fix for bad items.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Its way more complex than THIS shit
              You fucking mongoloid, READ

  73. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THOSE FUCKING BIRDS BYPASS ENFORCER SHIELD
    HOW THE FUCK YOU DEAL WITH THEM

  74. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP THE CRAB AFLOAT IN THE PILOT CHALLENGE ITS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just put your mines under it what the fuck are you doing

  75. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have RoR 1 in my steam library, should I play that or is this new one an improvement in every way?

  76. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RoR2 looped run
    >3 ICBMs, 3 shrimps and 3 transcendance with some more items
    >the missile launcher equipment to top it off
    >portal doesn't spawn
    >mfw

  77. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This confirms my suHispanicion that the only people sucking ror1's dicks were autists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Autist board, normalfag.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        there are autists
        and then there are people who fellate ror 1 autists

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like Risk 2 shitters are being exposed right now. Even ecelebs that suck 2's dick are getting filtered, autists have good taste generally.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >autists have good taste generally
        no they don't

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, autists are the people playing league of legends and call of duty,

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Real autists like games with a lot of depth, are often more willing to give complex and obtuse things a try, and will play what they like for long sessions learning all the small nuances and intricacies of it. Normie games generally are one and done experiences with little depth.
          Risk of Rain 1 is an unfriendly beginner experience until you put the time in to git gud.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Real autists
            >gatekeeping autism
            now this is a new low

  78. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lame cashgrab

  79. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >60 fps lock with immense input delay
    sometimes I feel like I'm the only person with fucking eyeballs on this earth, how does this not annoy people?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      60fps is fine for this kind of game but more is always welcome, and they already confirmed at least 144 eventually
      Unsure what you mean by input delay though, feels fine to me

      >Real autists
      >gatekeeping autism
      now this is a new low

      Probably means diagnosed tism not meme Ganker autism

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >input delay
      Huh?
      There's no input delay, you just can't cancel animations on most abilities.

  80. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just beat the final boss as engy on rainstorm. I did not expect the fight to go as hard as it did. Almost died multiple times. I don't know how anyone can fight him without aimbot skills.

  81. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they nerf HAN-D? He's overclock doesn't speed him up anymore.

  82. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Call me a drizzlet idc but I play with 150% damage.
    I also really think the game could use a speed adjustment slider as well, or at least give me a button to toggle 1x and 2x zoom on the fly to see shit better.

  83. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first time playing and already beat it. but 5 times for mercenary? really?
    also i don't understand sniprer first skill. which at which of the two pink/purple square do you have to stop the thing at?

  84. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody know where I put this strange battery I picked up on the side of the temple?

  85. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do not like the miner changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Touhou fan has strong opinions about miners

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of the meter anyway? You can go further with your secondary and that's it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Deal more damage, X and V have no cooldown and take from the Heat gauge instead.

  86. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you fags think of how enemies can climb ropes now? I'm disappointed that I can't use rope tech to win games now.

  87. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    109775243276059773

    1/4

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3/4 now

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 left join groids

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do I join

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we all just died join now

  88. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make the maps so much bigger? why did they overtune some enemies like the birds? Why is the item pool plagued with shitty new items? Why is almost every change from the original risk of rain a negative?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why did they make the maps so much bigger
      I was wondering this too, for how big the maps are there's fuck all for chests or items usually. Finding the teleporter is also way more of a slog than I remember.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hopoo is a retard

  89. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I know what item does what before picking them up in those chests that let you choose from 3 items? Please don't tell me I have to have a wiki open while playing this. I hate games that forces you to do that.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's called rubbing your two braincells together and remembering what the items do

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Click log on main menu
      >it lists every item and what it does numerically
      congratulations on your inability to read or use your brain

  90. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    RoR2 is better

  91. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cope console nagger

  92. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Drifter new best girl

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHO MADE THIS GODDAMN IT

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://x.com/redactedinlight/status/1722912342294270148?s=46&t=cSlcuF5FU4oroclxqqiBHQ

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          god bless you anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Were you already following the artist, or did you do some secret googlefu?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just looked up “Risk of Rain” on Twitter and checked the top results

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Brother... what the fuck...
              I did the same, but on nitter because I don't want to make an account for that hellsite. Fuckin' looked up #RoR, #RoRR, #RiskofRain, #RiskofRainReturns, #Drifter in all combinations and I didn't find jack shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn’t use hashtags, I literally just typed “Risk of Rain” and checked the top results and boom there it was in my face

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You love stuff in your face, I can tell.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fug, I forgot to specify that I tried it with and without the #'s. I might just have to cave in and register one of these days

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Honestly I think we all artists should like just write the fucking @ under the signature.
          Why the fuck are you signing it if no one is able to know who you are?

  93. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post yfw province goes " ITS NOT OVER YET"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Providence after I throw a fucking smoke bomb at him and he's forced to sit there and take cock up his ass for 5 seconds because he forget where we were

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought for sure blind wouldn't work on him and lost my shit when I threw one and he just stopped.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can stop watch him now too

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bring stop watch into providence
            >pop it
            >unload thousands of damage in those few seconds
            It felt so good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know why but since I hadn't seen anything truly wacky yet, the first run I did I got to him and immediately thought "yea there's gonna be another phase" and ruined it for myself, I saw the console didn't become interactable and was not surprises at all

  94. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Its really getting me down how sticky the inputs feel because you cant cancel your primary fire into other actions. All the time ill be spamming another ability in a fire fight and take a split second longer to do the action because my muscle memory held down the fire button so im just standing there like an idiot. Im getting use to it but it just feels really cumbersome. Legit want a mod to fix it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are tweaking it per discord updates. Its obvious when holding M1 down with autofire and just spamming M2 sometimes doesn't get the secondary off.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fantastic news, thanks anon.

  95. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that woolie fag already asking for changes to make the game easier
    it's so over, it's gonna be ror2 all over again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who the fuck is woolie?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the eceleb that hopoo and the ror2 team listens to for balance changes

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >listening to ecelebs for balance changes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HIs complaints are basically just 'make it play like Risk of Rain 2'' even though that wasn't the fucking point of the remake

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        here's a thought
        just go play risk of rain 1

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          here's another thought
          go play Risk of Rain 2 instead of crying that Returns doesn't play like RoR2

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >add directional aiming
        Did he not realise how retarded that is and how much it would fuck with the design of the game?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People are just asking for the survivor to shoot in the direction (right or left) of the mouse, not to literally shoot at where the cursor is

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've not been following this mouse stuff, but why the fuck would anybody play with a mouse? I swear, the M&Kb only fags are unreal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Won't watch but anyone asking for printers or even fucking scrappers are fucking stupid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ror2 eceleb ruins OG ror
      woah, who could've seen that coming?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But, now you can spam "you didn't beat it" threads for this game and add some meaning to your miserable life

  96. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    anyone figured out why the unlocks aren't saving for pirated copies? I've managed to locate the save file and unlock engineer manually but it's not updating and I can't unlock anything else like enforcer now. very strange.

  97. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >finally unlock command
    >can now actually play the game rather than getting softlocked every fucking run after getting three piggy banks and a bunch of bullshit temporary shield items back to back

  98. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're asking us what do (You) think?
    I can only make assumptions but based on the nature of the question, (You) are thinking something in the line of:
    >Mmm tasty cock and balls, ass-cock

  99. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This version of the game seems way harder than the original. I dont know know exactly why.

  100. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the lack of extra item boxes to make up for how unnecessarily large the maps are now genuinely makes each stage a massive slog
    They really should have kept the maps the same

  101. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    16 man servers fucking when

  102. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just started, glad to see Imp Overlords are as cancerous as I remember them.

  103. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what the fuck, what did they do to this game
    why does it feel like shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's because the maps are larger and items feel much more spread out. The early item pool is also heavily polluted by useless bullshit and if you don't get damage items within the first two stages you're basically softlocked.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they made it larger?
        is it why I feel so slow?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        playing the game with new items and new stages unchecked is basically a necessity

  104. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this shit bugged?

  105. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    host when

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      109775243284349762
      glass
      command
      spite
      honor

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2/4
        get in here fags

  106. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A FUCKING WURM??

  107. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't play glass, command, spite, honor

  108. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever made this trial should be killed.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro just fly away

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you could say that for like half the fucking trials in this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How do you enable trials from main menu? Locked for me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        unlock a character, any character lol

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Ah, I edited my save file so I unlocked them all but trials are locked.

  109. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >artificer is still garbage even in risky1
    bro its like a running gag at this point

  110. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uncapped player limit WHEN

  111. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    please buff this fucker already

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bandit is good bro, just get attack speed and crit with some on-hits and spam attack as fast as possible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      smoke bomb is literally the most broken move in the game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        is broken but only in coop games. if you don't have any damage items this guy is useless in solo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bandit is fine, pilot though, pilot fucking blows ass

  112. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2fag opinions are worthless

  113. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get the artifact that lets you stack mountain
    >stack 12 mountain
    >this happens
    >die
    I should have foreseen this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ how horrifying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Update the graphics
      >Everyone zooms out so far it basically looks like the original
      lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That is the original.

  114. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    get off my lawn is a garbage, unfun challenge cause engineer sucks ass in this game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everything gets a speed boost, forcing you to move more
      >the stand still character gets no buffs
      Who could have predicted this?

  115. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's everyone's opinion about the alt skills?
    Been trying out Miners throwing axes and they do some serious work, not sure about his explosion move though I think I just keep killing myself with it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the explosion is meant to keep heat uptime up without being near mobs, it's definite better when you have some way to get hp back be it shields or regular hp

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most seem bad but a couple look decent

  116. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have to get lucky with mobility items to reach artifacts that may or may not be there
    I forgot how ass this is. Is command still an artifact so I can try to get it first then cheese the rest?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Check the steam guides. If you really can't be assed some lads have been figuring out how to edit the save data. Its not too different from the original, IIRC.

  117. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    artificer is so fucking breedable

  118. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a 100% save out yet?

  119. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whoops all equipment

  120. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Okay I was mistaken with the max player count shit. I'm still looking at the moment.

  121. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Console boys who just now got the RoR2 update to fix the game, along with the Survivors of the Void DLC, where we at?? We eatin' good over here.

  122. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  123. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a lot of the providence trials are just poorly designed regardless of difficulty. you can make something hard and well designed and fun, unless you're hopoo apparently.

  124. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just got 2 worms as a second stage boss with no challenge of the mountain and activating the portal before 5 minutes. How the fuck can it spawn two bosses so quickly?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, they put Challenge of the Mountain into Risk of Rain 1? So that's a new addition I suppose.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I could have swore they were in the original just much rarer. Also they didn't show up when you had sacrifice turned on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The difficulty balance is fuck-a-doodle-doo'd, but unfortunately it's an issue that's difficult to broach on due to the internet being flooded with browns who like to parrot things like "git gud" without knowing what they're actually saying. So any real concern gets drowned out

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        git gud nagger

  125. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    First time ever playing ROR. Bought it and then refunded after an hour. Time management as a core mechanic? You need to hurry in every level? Miss me with this homosexual nagger shit.
    I want to take my time, explore etc. IIRC I had this problem with Spelunky too. Time limits are cringe.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      letting casuals get comfortable and shameless was the biggest mistake this board ever made

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Letting redditbobs get comfortable and shameless on Ganker was the biggest mistake this board ever made

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Calling spongebob "r*dditbob" is about as r*ddit as it gets. Congratulations. You played yourself.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine defending your cartroon shit here lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Just because someone on Ganker said it once doesn't mean you have to repeat it like a retard, you know. You can think for yourself, it's ok.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >My cartoons are not reddit!!
                >My cartoons are not reddit!!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot your Shadow.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot your Shadow.

          >My cartoons are not reddit!!
          >My cartoons are not reddit!!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      K.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the fast pacing is one of the best parts of spelunky
      it makes the brutal difficulty bearable

  126. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, this game really filtered the ror2 fags, didn't it?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I beat this game in 2013 dawg. What were you doing, finishing up 2nd grade?

  127. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone tried the alt abilities for pilot?
    the primary alt seems like a downgrade, might be better at proccing stuff i guess
    the dash is cool but staying in the air seems a lot more valuable
    the airstrike alt seems like it's good against bosses when you are getting swarmed, just throw it on them and focus on the small fry, reapply 10 seconds later, repeat.

  128. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No seriously what the fuck is the game's problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro your shotgun?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To me its absolutely hilarious how people call RoR hard but then 90% of the bosses literally cant jump a gap to come after you and you can kill them from afar without any threat
      Then you get into situations like this where you cant do that and it feels much more like intended
      What the fuck was Hotpoo thinking?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no one thinks the game is hard, it's just that retarded babies complain about literally everything instead of just learning how the game plays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      use the map, you have a gun.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like easy double loot to me. What's the problem?

  129. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The HD sprites are kinda pointless in a fast-paced game like this, aren't they?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's a new coat of paint on an old game so they can justify reselling a content patch as a sequel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I suppose so. I think this was just an attempt to sell the first game to all the kiddos who like RoR2, but never played the first one. Feels like since Gearbox bought the I.P., they are going all in on trying to make it a huge franchise.

        It's hotpoo going back to 1 because he prefers it, and Gearbox okaying it because it's easy money.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes I suppose so. I think this was just an attempt to sell the first game to all the kiddos who like RoR2, but never played the first one. Feels like since Gearbox bought the I.P., they are going all in on trying to make it a huge franchise.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're pretty nice playing on 2X zoom.

  130. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand what I'm supposed to do at this point. I don't seem to be able to get to the right ledge to be able to get up further.

  131. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm trying to unlock Predatory Instincts but I hate Huntress

  132. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >get 2 - 3 good reds
    >die in the most retarded way possible
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY AM I SO FUCKING BAD THIS HAS HAPPENED 4 TIMES TO ME TONIGHT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't worry Anon me and you can be in the retard pit together, as soon as a tun starts to go really well I get massively overconfident and instantly die to dumb shit as well

  133. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is sincerely funny how many of you fags out yourselves as being shitters who have known nothing but ror2. nu-Ganker is full of fucking casuals lol

  134. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    these providence trials are driving me insane

  135. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >First few Trials are fun
    >All the later ones turn into "Survive against 200 flying enemies with projectiles, also you have 10 health and all your attacks are locked"
    Nah I lost my interest.

  136. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fucking around in the prefs.json trying to see if i can set the hud scale to 1.5x
    >doesn't work, it just rounds to 2x
    >realize there's an option to disable pixel-perfect mode that lets you use non-integer scales in-game

  137. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    has anyone figured out how to get more than 4 people in a lobby yet

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody was taking a crack at it, but it'll probably only be possible when mod-support arrives.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        has anyone figured out how to get more than 4 people in a lobby yet

        Graphically it'd be fucked, even if someone did figure it out, since there's only 4 slots for players.

  138. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many waves are in the Judgement trail in total

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      one for every standard stage, but final is different

  139. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is a golden drone and where do I find one for the HAN-D unlock?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you need to upgrade drones at one of the drone combiners to get it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 gun drones fuse into a bigger gun drone and 3 big drones turn into a gold one. I assume there's other gold drones you can get by fusing 9 small drones together as well

  140. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just now discovered this today because of this thread. This makes me feel so nostalgic. This is a really rough estimate, but I think I had well over 700 hours in the original RoR. I got totally addicted to it. Then RoR2 came out and I watched the trailer and streamers play it and my reaction was, "I think I hate this." The shift from 2d to 3d was not what I wanted and I hated the art style and color pallete of it. I sensed that the 3d RoR2 was what the creator really wanted to do the first time, but settled for 2d instead, and that just felt like a poke in the eye to me. I didn't buy or ever play RoR2.

    But this trailer for Returns is making me nostalgic. Definitely worth 15 bucks, will buy soon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hotpoo basically said fuck 3D game dev.

      Classic controls are overrated and people are just using them for nostalgia. Playing with mouse is much more comfy because I can spread my arms out more.

      Using only the keyboard is comfy.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hotpoo basically said fuck 3D game dev.
        Oh? If there's a story there then please do tell.

  141. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game's harder than I remember, lads. Or I'm bad and old. And probably was too used to Glass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glass is harder now due to the fact overloaded enemies electrify you across the screen. Broken game

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Glass was basically always required to be on in the original.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >And probably was too used to Glass.
      The reason we USED glass was because the game was too easy when you had a 20+ person lobby lmao

      Same with Smite

  142. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Am I retarded or is this game WAY harder than the original?
    Also no chests spawn like... at all on loops.
    Maybe 3-5 chests on the map, I don't ever remember there being such low chest count especially when looping

  143. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel retarded being unable to do the platform jumping challenge for artificer but she plays like shit in 1 and 2

  144. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Contact Light check all the chests including ones in background (apparently)

      >never played RoR
      >decide to try Returns
      >download it
      >can barely see my fucking character
      >can't save between levels
      >the whole point of the game is to see how far you can survive
      >can only upgrade after you die or something
      >delete the game

      So glad I didn't spend money on this shit.

      >can barely see my fucking character
      You can adjust the zoom level

      >never played RoR
      >decide to try Returns
      >download it
      >can barely see my fucking character
      >can't save between levels
      >the whole point of the game is to see how far you can survive
      >can only upgrade after you die or something
      >delete the game

      So glad I didn't spend money on this shit.

      >can only upgrade after you die or something
      That's not how it works. Each run is independent. You just unlock more characters or items in the pool of things that can spawn. Runs are 1.5 hours long max if you win, generally much shorter.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hidden in the cargo bay glowie
      Keep mashing interact search their until you find it

      one for every standard stage, but final is different

      let me guess, Providence is waiting at the end of it

      You love stuff in your face, I can tell.

      If I want that stuff in my face I have a waifu for that

  145. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never played RoR
    >decide to try Returns
    >download it
    >can barely see my fucking character
    >can't save between levels
    >the whole point of the game is to see how far you can survive
    >can only upgrade after you die or something
    >delete the game

    So glad I didn't spend money on this shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is easily one of the least informed, most retarded posts i've ever seen about this game.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you just like not do any base legel research into a game before making a purchase

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I downloaded it, played for 10 minutes and then deleted the game and went back to the VN I'm reading. Although reading the replies to my post leads me to believe that I am a retard (which I am) so maybe I'll give it another go.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >making a purchase
        Also why the fuck would I buy it when it can be had for free?

  146. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can i cheat engine the unlockables yet?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no but if you use command you or change the "rules" of your game, you can get cheevos insanely easy

  147. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chef is broken, his Marinate (R>E) doesn't even stun...
    Nice remaster HotPoo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      even if this is true, he's still in the top 50% of characters, easily.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is true, open up RoR1 and RoRR
        Do R>E>W in both. RoR1 has stars above enemy heads while RoRR doesn't. And the enemies don't appear stunned they keep moving attacking right after sear (W).

  148. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Can't schmoove with loader like I could in 2
    Fuck man, is there a control scheme that would be better suited for him? Is controller the only way?

  149. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the things I hate most about the remaster are:
    1. Enemies can climb ropes
    2. New birds with their dives
    3. Overloaded mobs shocking you across the screen

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not the fact that the game is broken and not in any fun ways

  150. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does the scaling feel so off compared to the original?
    I don’t remember it being quite this ball busting on just rainstorm.

  151. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get different levels on the loops or is it just going to be variants on the same 4? I really want to hunt acrid and the named lemurian for the achievement

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You randomly get different levels each loop.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure as fuck doesn't seem like it, i've gotten the snow bridge and hive all 3 times thus far

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't gotten the lava area in 14 hours of playtime, only hive
        kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hive and fungus suck

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            BUNGUS

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I mean the maps

              what's that white circle around your character

              Repulsor Armor

  152. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does the new ancient wisp look ridiculous as a joke

  153. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    providence trials are so fucking good bros
    i can't even clear some of these! love the challenge unironically

  154. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHY THE FUCK ARE STAGES SO BIG AND HAVE NO ITEMS ON THEM?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >pass by a row with literally 5 items in a line at the start
      >teleporter is a mile and a half away
      Pain. Agony, even.

  155. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it harder? Or have I just not played in too long?
    Anyway, it's good, just Risky Rain but with more detailed sprite work.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      less items, you deal less damage, and enemies deal more damage
      and seems like healing items dont spawn as often

  156. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >12.74 for it right now
    they could've easily charged 20 or 30 for this game, so that's pretty cool. still might just pirate tho

  157. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's that white circle around your character

  158. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >keep dying to wurm despite dodging him all the time
    What am I doing wrong?

  159. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no idea why everyone is saying this game is hard

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >plays 3 cancer classes
      >loses 50% of the time on the one that isnt cancer

  160. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You didn't beat the game.

  161. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE ARCHER BUGS

    I HATE ARCHER BUGS

  162. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHO The FUCK PUT THE BIRDS IN ROUTINE MAINTENENCE

  163. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the music is completely soulless

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

      i hate 99% of music and i like it, so you're probably right.

  164. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is aghanims in the game? I've missed that item so much from 1.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yup, still in.
      same unlock as before, win on monsoon with merc.

  165. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the FUCK am I supposed to get the Hot Streak unlock as Miner? I'm going to KILL myself

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glass
      200% damage
      command
      chargefield generator
      congrats on your unlock

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glass and kin
        roll for something easy and farm them for 10 minutes. I think I did golems for it.
        finding a drone helps too
        kin is actually the stupidest fucking thing

        >cheating
        I'm disgusted to share a board with you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i do not have the autism required to do that shit the normal way
          apologies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          using artifacts for unlocks isn't cheating
          setting damage higher is cheating though
          setting bandit/loader to not require mashing is cheating too but I'd rather not kill my hands to play them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      glass and kin
      roll for something easy and farm them for 10 minutes. I think I did golems for it.
      finding a drone helps too
      kin is actually the stupidest fucking thing

  166. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TFW Surface tension returns

  167. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    games should never be remade ever.

  168. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >melee drones
    it's kino

  169. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    starstorm returns when

  170. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that final trial
    holy fucking kino this is almost a game mode in and of itself

  171. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it probably wouldn't be very balanced, but i wanna see someone make it so that player drones get the effects of their passive items.
    also make it so that they're affected by glass and damage modifiers because for some fuckin reason they aren't by default as far as i can tell

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why?
      Already in multiplayer if me or my friend dies we just send the other guy out to fucking open chests or whatever while the Drone guy literally solos the boss
      Its actually broken

  172. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >going for origin unlock
    >3rd stage enemy is the fucking birds
    >teleporter spawns a huge swarm of overloading birds
    >they all dive at the same time and I die
    fixing kin so the teleporter summons a swarm of elites is kind of fucked up. Basically just have to get lucky to not get any cancer spawns like that

  173. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LMAO WEEB

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >contracted commando instructs passenger to return to their quarters at gunpoint after violent outburst
      I knew commando and merc canonically would give each other shit

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and enforcer too

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really like the artwork for these

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone got the Huntress and the Artificer artworks?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i can supply huntress

  174. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Overloaded mob climbs onto the rope with you
    Nothing personal kid

  175. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If anything, Returns Arti is even worse. Despite scaling with attackspeed now, Flame Chakrams have a very specific range they're even remotely effective at and it is not right in front of her.
    The 2D Frost Pillar is a crapshoot and doesn't have Execute functionality like it does in 2.
    Flamethrower is now a giant neon sign begging for death, instead of being her only respectable attack outside of nanobomb.
    All of her alts require micromanaging to be even remotely useful, which is simply not possible in a game like RoR.
    She needs a complete rewrite.

  176. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I pirated the game and I feel scammed.

  177. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >At temple having a really good run with loader
    >See a golden chest on a high up area that I can't get to
    >Get on it multiple times with the grapple
    >Always choke and launch myself off of it on accident
    >Die after fucking up again

  178. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    death to glasscucks
    even worse than commandfags

  179. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is this even an option? seems odd to have a straight up slider for damage done/taken on top of the three difficulty settings

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shittermark. Same as glass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For playing with your noob friend and making it harder for youself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      for getting the bullshit unlocks that aren't fun at all

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this is useful for no damage taken runs for the unlock, just set it to 999% damage dealt and you don't have to worry about accidentally missing that you took a little fall damage

        You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is useful for no damage taken runs for the unlock, just set it to 999% damage dealt and you don't have to worry about accidentally missing that you took a little fall damage

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >glass artifact
      >50% damage taken
      now that's the old glass run i remember

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