RoboCop

New RoboCop game comes out in 1.5 month. Are you excited?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >made by the terminator devs
    sort of, but i still dont know what you even do in this game. obviously you arent going around killing everyone in a robocop game

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They'll just say everyone is afraid of going outside so that's why you only see gangsters on the street.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Seens like you actually do.

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      >that ED who flipped down from stairs

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >working with ED-209

        Odd.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          SWAT use EDs because seems like OCP forced them to. They look effective enough in that clip tho.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Which is a nice change of pace. I've always liked ED-209's design and it would have made a great rival antagonist for RoboCop if they hadn't decided to make it a complete failure just for giggles. At least we get to see ED show its stuff in MK11.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I actually loved EDs from remake. They were deadly and efficient.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          absolute proof that it's slop
          they used google trends to see what was most popular (ed-209 was always a bit of a meme) and built the game around that
          its going to be soulless trash, like the demake movie

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >the demake movie
            You mean the fan one with THAT scene?
            https://archive.org/details/fatal-farm-our-robocop-remake-scene-27

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >https://archive.org/details/fatal-farm-our-robocop-remake-scene-27
              KEKW bless you for posting this Anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the demake movie
                You mean the fan one with THAT scene?
                https://archive.org/details/fatal-farm-our-robocop-remake-scene-27

                >Robocop was working for the chud doctors all along

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Those are the Pipe Strip guys. God bless these guys, i love them. Also the other guy who was trying to rape the first woman, that looks like bobcat from Police Academy.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            209s were in every Robocop film, the 88 animated series, and video games.

            Yeah, it totally can't be because blacks are simply very prone to crime.

            Pig cops are worse than morons.

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          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            one could say that a robocop videogame being slop is in character

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I like it. Obviously they become enemies later on.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, it's ED

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's pretty strange seeing a modern game styled after retro console shooters. But it's really fitting for the game.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          How old are you, retard?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >moral center is a mystery meat lady
        Tiresome

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          There's also psychiatrist woman who talks to Robo between missions. She is trying to figure out how much human left in him.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Crackers have had their turn up to bat for decades now, relax.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not supposed to take cover or anything you just walk and shoot at the criminals like actual robocop would

        pretty cool glad they didn't just make it regular duck behind cover shooter

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        looks pretty decent for a movie game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        holy goyslop
        how is this detroit? none of the criminals are black

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My brother in satan, American prisons are about 60% white.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            DESPITE

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Making up only 30%(male) of the population

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it was a different time

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cain was such a downgrade in RoboCop 2

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The USA used to be 85% white until 1980.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why didn't you ban all immigration and genocide all of those slaves you shipped over by the thousands if you're so "concerned" about the racial makeup of your precious country?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The same reason Stacey chose Tyrone's dick over yours.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You adore blacks?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Game bosses predictions
        >ED-209
        >thugs with military rifles like in the first movie
        >construction crane
        >thug in mechanical construction suit (like in Aliens)
        >new OCP monstrosity which was supposed to replace Robo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nice on rails shooter can't wait to dump some quarters into it at my local theater

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, Robo's gun sounds weak as hell.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I was until I saw and then I stopped being excited.
        I like the green highlights on things but if this is the best thing you got to show when the release is only 6 weeks away, that's not a good look. I expected some type of freeroaming the streets of delta city stopping random crimes type gameplay and this is just an on-rails tutorial that would have looked clunky in 2005.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder if using high sensitivity on a mouse would make this game look odd with how slow you move

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I like that it's LITERALLY robocop, as in you just take bullets like a motherfucker

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes but I'm honestly not sure if I'm gonna pick it up at launch, I have too many fucking games on my plate right now. Their terminator game was janky but pretty fun.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Mildly, guess I better finally watch the sequels in preperation, maybe I should rewatch the first one as well.
    The remake from a bit back was crap right?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      PG-13 ruined it. They used original script, which was actually could have been nice if it was done properly

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >The remake from a bit back was crap right?
      yea

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Robocop 2014 was better than Robocop 3.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >guess I better finally watch the sequels in preperation
      Don't bother, they're shit
      >The remake from a bit back was crap right?
      A bit, but I think its honestly better than the sequels

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Better than 3, sure, but Robocop 2 is a fine movie.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is he meant to be a Jesus allegory?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Paul Verhoeven referred to RoboCop as "American Jesus"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No he's a corporate zombie. Capitalism won't let you die, it'll resurrect you and force your body to work for it so it can save money.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This. The entire movie is also satire as shown with the ending. Robocops kills the "big bad" but that does nothing from stopping the evil corporations fucking everything over. That's why Robo cop smiling as he walks away is so hilarious.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The good and decent everyman sacrifices himself in the spirit of Christ for a greater future every day but the demons try to turn him into a product they own. Even in his demonically summoned form the same spirit that makes him a viable product subverts the demonic system. The demons can't do anything without the decent man, all their castles rest on Christ.
      The point about the need for the good family man is spoonfed more to us in Robocop 2.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    DO DO DO DO DO, DO DO DO DUM, DO DO DO DO DO DUM

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If I got it right, game is taking place between 2 and 3 movie. But planned new RoboCop movie will be a sequel to original movie, which will erase 2 and 3 from canon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't the Future War setting in Terminator Salvation (as it was in Terminator 1/2) also rendered non-canon by the newer Terminator films? Who gives a shit, it'll still be good.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah. Game taking place in original canon timeline (T1 and T2) and ignores other movies.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, theres like 4 canon timelines in terminator because the movies always cancel each other out.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not Salvation, Resistance.

        Yeah. Game taking place in original canon timeline (T1 and T2) and ignores other movies.

        to be fair, theres like 4 canon timelines in terminator because the movies always cancel each other out.

        Yeah it's a clusterfuck so why worry.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >But planned new RoboCop movie will be a sequel to original movie, which will erase 2 and 3 from canon.

      Robocop 2 and 3 were never in canon to begin with.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        RoboCop 2 was ok, 3rd one is awful.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          "Ok" is not acceptable when you're trying to follow up on the literal best movie ever made.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Having played the beta, I'm very excited. Hopefully they fix the pervasive shader stuttering, though.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will buy it for half price

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    UUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Will there be acid vats in this game? it's a nonstarter if not

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He got reversed "missoula,montana!!!"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DON'T TOUCH ME MAAAAN

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm excited.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Read your own graph retard. It explicitly says per 100,000 people of that ethnic group. There's far more white people in Michigan than there are black people.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    looks like proof of a deeply racist state

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it totally can't be because blacks are simply very prone to crime.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Now do gender

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I need more AA fun, looking forward to this and Outcast 2

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No. It looks like shit. Nothing like the movies. Ungood engine is not realistic, filmic or in any way appreciable at all.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Watch this, scumbags: https://streamable.com/bpavch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Robocop the musical when.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not soon enough, that's when.
        And then the Robocop Mukbang web series: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pOoSe2K5DU

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >https://streamable.com/bpavch
      wtf I don't remember there being so many cocks in that scene

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    the delay seems a bit scary. not like i had any hope in the first place

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Robocop is the greatest movie ever made.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Robocop thread ruined by 4chan gayry
    Sad

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't help yourself from joining in through, you can all go back to twitter fucking doublemoron gay butthurt larpers

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Got hyped for the game, so i decided to rewatch the trilogy. What the fuck were they thinking with that 3rd one? They somehow managed to get everything wrong

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They made Robocop for kids. The entire joke of Robocop 2 became a reality.
      If you're interested in more, there's TWO television series and TWO animated cartoons.
      The first TV series is also made for kids, but can be entertaining at times. I'd recommend the episode "robocop vs commander cash."
      Second series is much more serious, but drags. Still worth a watch.
      First Robocop cartoon is dog shit till the last episode where somehow Boddicker is still alive.
      Second cartoon is actually pretty good. Goofy, but it works well where Robocop is in the future. It also has the best intro music.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >hate 3rd movie
        >hey man, you should also check all this shits thats like the 3rd one
        Thanks anon

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Robocop 3 is genuinely the worst of everything. The movies, cartoons, TV shows, and remake. Robocop 3 is the absolute worst of it.
          There is only up after 3.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I never watched the third movie since they had a different actor play Robocop.
    Now after reading through this thread I'm glad I skipped it.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will Robert make it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He remade the song

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  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i want a payday style asymmetric multiplayer robocop game where 8 players are trying to rob some convenience store and not die to robocop.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What is more crazy is that fucking native american percentage

    Peaceful savages my azs

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black RoboCop when?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      One of tv movies had murphy's friend get turned into a robocop

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I remember that he had 2 guns

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        was it any good?
        i mean i remember now that it existed but i never watched it

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