>Xenogears
Not that well versed in Roboto Gorilla's lore but pretty sure he can make things better than what they already are. Through logistics stop the war between nations or something. Maybe even stop krellian from fucking over most of the planet. Even help reconnect gearslandia with the rest of human civilization out there.
>geneforge 2
i don't really know. i guess that he would beat the piss out of every single threat on terrestria fairly easily, and wouldnt even be slowed down by drakons which are probably in a similar power ranking to a neurothrope with the body of a tyranid warrior prime.
he wouldnt align with anyone, including the shaper council. he'd treat all magic and shaping as unsanctioned psyker witchcraft and serviles as either mutants or xenos, and all other shaping creations as xenos for sure. he'd probably attempt to rally non shaper humans around the assumption that he was teleported to some strange feudal world.
>you think robby girl won't fall like arthas? >Girlyman, you must purge them.
If individual functions are encouraged to ‘optimise’ their own costs – because
of the budgeting system – then this will often be at the expense of substantially
increased inventory across the system as a whole. >They are sick!
What happens if, say, production seeks to minimise the unit costs of production by maintaining long production
runs with large batch quantities is the creation of more inventory than is normally
required for immediate requirements. >Bobby G, my man, just listen to wh-
Likewise, if purchasing management seeks
low material costs through bulk purchases then again the inventory of raw materials ahead of production will often be excessive. Similar buffers of inventory will
exist right across the supply chain at boundaries within organisations and, indeed,
at boundaries between organisations. >Lookout! Hot space el-
Not only is this increased inventory a financial burden and a further strain on
working capital, it also obscures our ‘visibility’ of final demand. Thus upstream
activities may not have any clear view of what the real demand is downstream, as
all they see is a reorder-point-generated order hitting them at short notice (or, more
often than not, no notice at all). Figure 12.2 illustrates this point.
I doubt necrons would bother with a scheme that involves the nids, they'd sooner just kill everyone there.
Probably the best you can hope for a non-chaos twist is an overzealous inquisitor who thinks Kryptman was a genius.
The Silent King lore sets them up as opposing factions so it could be the nids coming to destroy a tomb world that will be a threat to them before it can fully awaken.
But who am I kidding, it will be Chaos, and it WILL be Khorne as fucking usual.
>But who am I kidding, it will be Chaos, and it WILL be Khorne as fucking usual.
Nah senpai, nurgle is the hottest shit nowadays so prepare to fight endless waves of nurglings and plaguebearers. Also if that would be the case they should put in a couple of plague wars references.
>I doubt necrons would bother with a scheme that involves the nids
I imagined it more like:
"oh shit, there were Necrons asleep under us the whole time and now they are waking up from all the noise we've been making fighting the tyranids"
Honestly I don't know how he would act, nothing good would come of it, that's all. Guy would definitely kill the Earth anyway as he would see it as a "Warp taint"
The empire went through a civil war and 10 thousand years of decay. It's impossible to fix it fully even in a thousand years and during peace, which we all know the Imperium doesn't have the luxury of enjoying.
Rawbutt Girlyman returned very recently and still holds his Great Crusade-era sensibilities.
Genshinman is good COMPARED TO THE OTHER PRIMARCHS.
He's just a regular, mentally well monarch without any mental issues.Think of Elizabeth II or Ceasar.
Not the worst man to be around but will definitely allow chaos to murderape you if it's strategically advantageous to do so.
Again, he won't be specifically harsh to you, just like your average monarch, bit he doesn't give a shit about you, well, just line your average monarch.
The only 'good' forces in 40k is vulkan, farsight and the orks.The rest are at best as good as irl political figures and at worst, psychotic.
because despite being the son of the emperor Guilliman is still one man up against heavily embedded institutions that control the empire, trying to push to hard in one area would cause massive unrest which is the last thing the Imperium needs since even before the rift it was barely held together, and thats not even getting into the millnium of decay, corruption, and massive shift in thining the Imperium has went through that makes reforms difficult, in other words he will have to play a long and very careful game if he ever hopes to restore the Imperium to a fraction of its former glory
Why not just go under or over the rift? Space travel isn't just 1 plane.
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The rift is magic and constantly shifting. If you tried to outsmart it by going over or under it, it would probably shoot out a warp storm to fuck you up.
>darkest dungeon 2
If we're equating the cosmic enemies with chaos, he'll just wipe the floor with them with his tech and the emperor's sword.
Because it's the only way the imperium survives.
Bobby G entering the picture changes up the formula a bit, but billions of guardsmen still need to be thrown into war, and thousands of psykers are still sacrificed everyday to keep Big E fed.
This is all out of necessity and desperation, not malice.
There are things that need improvement/reform, but they don't have much breathing space, and the imperium is stretched thin even before you consider the new rift.
>and thousands of psykers are still sacrificed everyday to keep Big E fed.
>the mechanicus bring a Dark Eldar archont (lord of torture and soulfeed) to help fix the Golden Throne >said archont has literal dozens of thousands of years of experience creating the worst possible tortures both to flesh and soul >dude falls to his knees crying as soon as he sees the GT and realizes how it works
>eldar harlequin glimpses the emperor >funny music stops
"She had laughed in the face of She Who Thirsts, but the Corpse Emperor filled her with a sense of dread."
The left one is leaving his gun pointed at the other, he should be executed for poor gun discipline at the very least.
Preferably both for their trigger discipline.
Both have a tear in their fatigues that they have not fixed. Disrespect towards ones uniform is punishable by death, so the correct answer is that both should be summarily executed.
Necessity, pretty much. Emperor never wanted to be worshipped in any shape or form. I like the fact Tau can flip worlds by essentially just giving their denizens real food and health care. Things are THAT bad in certain parts of the Imperium they eat recycled dead people in the form of corpse starch, for example.
The Emperor was also self serving, sure his goal was uplifting humanity, but he ignored literally everything else to the point the heresy happened and locked humanity into a grimdark downward spiral
I meant Guilliman, Emperor was obviously cracked morally and the thing on the golden throne is very different from the one that was there 10,000 years ago.
There are no "good guys" in the Imperium. There are people who are better than most, but that ain't saying much. The closest situation you'd have to a good guy in 40K is regret over having to condemn an entire planet to being scorched alive.
Anyone saying it's necessary is only half right. It's necessary in the same way a lost child has to steal food to survive. With the Emperor and Primarchs gone, the Imperium has completely gone off the rails and barely knows what it's supposed to be doing anymore. They use people as cannon and factory fodder because they don't know how to make things better.
Technological progress has been brought to a grinding halt partially because of dogma but a lot of people don't seem to realize that if the mechanicus were not as autistic as they are about form and ritual, they'd have lost the ability to do even basic maintenance over the course of 10,000 years. While a lot of the extra stuff they do that's basically just aping catholic traditions is not necessary, ritualizing something like fixing the parts of a Titan is genius in reality. It allows for no deviation from the established practices which is absolutely necessary if you cannot reproduce the parts that some retard just broke because he tried something new.
The entire Imperium is basically a quintillion children waiting for their parents to get home for 10,000 years. Girlyman (and now Lion) are going to have to overhaul the Imperium down to the most basic practices but they risk breaking things if they do it wrong. While the Imperium is a dystopian and totalitarian shithole, it is still a government that has lasted 10,000 years. Most human civilizations up to our current point in history are considered old if they lasted 500. Things are bad but they could definitely get worse. Chaos is still a million times worse than the Imperium. If you die in a factory or on a battlefield, at least your superiors were using your life to try to do something good like produce food or kill murderous xenos. If you get all your skin flayed off or turned into some horrible parasite-ridden human bomb by a demon, they're pretty much just doing it for fun.
>something good like produce food or kill murderous xenos.
While top tier Imperium people enjoying life in the pleasure worlds. Heretics have some point.
Only Salamanders are the good guys in wh40k
The Emperor always wanted an atheistic empire ruled by normal humans. The formation of the Council of Terra should be proof enough of that if for no other reason than how badly it pissed off Horus and E just told him to shut up. E always seemed to desire a human empire run by humans for humans and what he was doing in any given moment was just a means to an end. Space marines would have gotten a similar treatment to Thunder Warriors if they were able to conquer the entire galaxy and wipe out all major threats. He might keep some around but honestly it's just as likely that he would have had them all wiped out in an event that made Isstvan look like a joke. He'd then begin working on Space Marines 2 to either expand beyond the milky way or in preparation for an extragalactic invasion like the nids.
E has his flaws but he was a gift humans didn't deserve. Without him they're lost.
Custodes can't be mass-produced, E made each of them personally and individually. There would never be enough to be anything but what they are now: palace guard.
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Golden Boiz are memed on for being palace guards while the rest of the Imperium rots, but current lore has them scooting around the galaxy as 9 foot tall assassins gathering intelligence and fucking up anything that might one day threaten the Emperor on the throne.
>E has his flaws but he was a gift humans didn't deserve.
Golden era of humanity was gift humans didn't deserve. Because it was literally utopia and paradise even Eldars were friendly.
>Space marines would have gotten a similar treatment to Thunder Warriors i
I believe that the latest book of the siege of terra made it clear he didn't have that intention
>TWEWY
Steamrolls the entire game although the higher ups such as the Composer would most likely intervene. Also it would be amazing to see Roboute and Beat banter when doing even the most trivial tasks.
Nope >Taking place on the Forge World Graia several years after the events of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, the player takes the role of Malum Caedo, a Sternguard Veteran Space Marine of the Ultramarines Chapter sent by the Inquisition to Graia on a mission of great importance. Since the Ork and Chaos invasions from years before, the Inquisition has kept Graia closely watched for further threats. The Inquisitor in charge of the mission reveals that the Techpriests of Graia have experimented with the remains of the late Inquisitor Drogan's Power Source, and the experiments have resulted in the opening of a warp rift that have allowed the Forces of Chaos to once again invade the Forge World.
>Malum Caedo and his squad are tasked with retrieving the Power Source with the aid of a Servo Skull belonging to Drogan. When the Ultramarines make planetfall, their drop pod is severely damaged during the descent and crash land on the planet's surface, leaving only Malum Caedo as the sole survivor.
the Custodes Terminators are very nice
super happy with my purchase.
I hope we get a re-release of the ultramarine squad because i want to build an army
Dark Eldar attacked Chogoris after the Horus Heresy and captured some poor Chogorians. Jaghatai and the White Scars were so damn pissed off they hunted them down mercilessly. Jaghatai would later go after the DEldar into their own Webway Gate where he disappeared into. Some say he's somewhere there in the Webway and that he's probably also in Commoragh.
Lion was captured by wizard and tortured by fighting all Primarchs except Guillyman he just talked to him.
No idea what these people are talking about, the Lion just woke up somewhere in the warp (that was full of allegories and looked like old Caliban) and was eventually deposited in a planet with a Fallen DA on it.
He is led around by that warp place to other Fallen, and while he does fight fake versions of his brothers one time, the eldar had nothing to do with it.
Yeah the fake versions of his brothers he fights are conjured by some thing (a daemon I guess) the Emperor left guardinh his shield. And he does get captured by a wizard but that's a whole different thing.
>while he does fight fake versions of his brothers one time >Lion was captured by wizard and tortured by fighting all Primarchs except Guillyman he just talked to him. >t. read his new book
What?
Upon his returns the Lion gets the ability to "Forestwalk", essentially disappearing along with his gear and companions, walking a bit in an ethereal forest, and then reappearing at his chosen destination. It's like warp travel except more limited.
In this forest, the Lion confronts a daemon that takes the form of his brothers to taunt and fight him. He figures out pretty quickly it's just a fact but the failures it points out are very much real. Whatever, he kills it.
He gets captured by a Chaos Sorcerer but that's completely unrelated to the previous thing.
>Gothic 1 Barrier is intact for a quite a while, Sleeper is kept as a Prisoner to keep barrier intact for a while, colony emerges as new Kingdom armed to teeth with magical ore weapons and armor
orcs get btfo, old king gets beheaded, one united empire
No Lorgar wasnt right. The fact that anyone can be made a "God" by just convincing enough people he is is already proof enough that no one in this universe is a God. For God existed before now and after everything and never needed someone else to make him. This is why the Catheric fate is the only true one.
Go to sleep Lorgar.
Also Corax it's waiting outside.
your girlyman is just as bloodthirsty and savage and Angron. He didnt even hesitate to massacre honest and humble people. Primordial truth will prevail.
No Lorgar wasnt right. The fact that anyone can be made a "God" by just convincing enough people he is is already proof enough that no one in this universe is a God. For God existed before now and after everything and never needed someone else to make him. This is why the Catheric fate is the only true one.
The emperor was such a moron twords the night lords >Never rebelled or went against the emperor >achieved compliance in the great crusade without mass genoicide and minimal civilian casualties by just live streaming a handful of people being butcherd horribly , where as other legions would just genoicide and bomb the world into submission, or the death guard would do the same but with white phosphorus >but konrad is a schzio , so declare them all renegades >never even tried to help konrad and just let his mental illness and visions get worse and threw the whole legion into the trash can because of him
>terrorise the shit out of worlds for compliance >they just revert to rebellion once the Night Lords leave
Nostramo was definitely not the only world that turned to shit once the Night Lords departed, it's not as efficient as you think.
You're missing the forest for the trees. Initially Konrad's legion was alright and they were treated well, but since they recruited from Nostramo, as Konrad left, it reverted back to its old ways, which had meant that the only ones hale and healthy enough to quality as candidates for becoming astartes were the most ruthless and murder happy hiver scum and they brought their attitudes and behaviors to the legion and completely changed it. His legion in its entirety, over the years became exactly what he had despised the most in humanity, they went from a force that applied terror and fear as a tactical tool to souped up scum with bodies of superhumans that performed acts of unspeakable cruelty for its own sake and it absolutely shattered him, which is why he gave zero shits about them and in the end and nuked Nostramo. The Emperor and his way failing completely was his vindication, but he was also a loon set in his ways and manipulated by visions of chaos that always showed him the worst possible outcomes but manipulated the visions in such a way as to show it "just as planned", even if many of them had major discrepancies that his stupid doomer self overlooked, making them a self fulfilling prophecy.
That didn't actually happen though, they were requested to journey to Terra for an investigation into various allegations against them. But you can easily see what the result of that would have been since if they were genuinely suspected of being disloyal they would not have been diverted to Isstvan to fight Horus.
>Never rebelled or went against the emperor
Nostramo should get Exterminatus at first time. It's a lost world same as Baal.
Night Lords are maniacs. Poor Curze, what a fate.
Not that anon, but Matt Ward made an entire story in which the Grey Knights slaughtered a fuckton of sisters of battle in order to bathe in their blood to gain a purity buff.
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Fucking why
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Anonymous
Because he's a retard.
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Rule of Cool
The vast majority of 40k "lore" is just dudes writing shit because it sounded cool. The scale of 40k is too absurd to take seriously, which is why the most beloved books are borderline-comedy pieces like Ciaphas Cain and The Infinite and the Divine.
>L4D2
It would just be Darktide 2: Primarch Edition, but more optimized.
Bonus points if we include either Ferrus/Fulgrims Clone (not sure how many spare copies did Trollzin has to trade) , Vulkan, Jaghatai, Corvus (would be weird, but alright), or Leman, all going apeshit on even bigger Nurgle Demons.
Everyone will try to ignore the giant demi god in the class room, he will solo every dungeon, his speeches and wisdom be enough to help the most angsty of teenager and adults he will max out all relationships and be the coolest dude at school.
Last day he and everyone else tearfully says good bye to everyone as he is picked up by a thunderbird.
Because they're boring. Every other chapter is defined by the personality of their Primarch and have specific things they're good and bad at. They excel greatly in their strengths (Fists are good at building defenses, Scars are good at hit and run, EC were good at being elite troops) and suffer when they're either taken out of their comfort zone or faced with enemies that can counter their abilities. When there's a problem that calls for a specific solution you could call on a particular chapter to do that job since they're the best option to handle it.
With smurfs, you can just kind of ask them to do whatever and they'll probably win. Need to defend a world? No problem. Need to siege a fortress? It's already rubble. Demonic incursion? Cato just killed a greater daemon with his magic sword. It's not to say they never lose (see: Cadia) but rather that it's more interesting to see a chapter with limits play to their strengths and win because they're the best at what they do. UMs are the best at winning. I was gonna say they're for people who like Superman but even he has kryptonite.
>Mass Effect
Yup, we're building an Imperium Secundus. Most of the Primarchs created solar empires from feudal worlds, now imagine what HE can accomplish with ME tech. Kinda curious about his stance about the Aliens though, assuming he's just plopped straight from WH40k uni or born in the ME.
Are you really gonna tell me that the Ultramarines aren't heavily defined by Roboute or share his characteristics either? come on you're being disingenuous. Smurfs are smart for not focusing on one particular tactic. All the other chapters, especially the first founders could easily be just as adaptable as the Ultra's. But they aren't because they're autistic.
>Cato just killed a greater daemon with his magic sword
Yeah because a captain of a first founding chapter having a magical relic sword is so far fetched(sarcasm).
Because they're boring. Every other chapter is defined by the personality of their Primarch and have specific things they're good and bad at. They excel greatly in their strengths (Fists are good at building defenses, Scars are good at hit and run, EC were good at being elite troops) and suffer when they're either taken out of their comfort zone or faced with enemies that can counter their abilities. When there's a problem that calls for a specific solution you could call on a particular chapter to do that job since they're the best option to handle it.
With smurfs, you can just kind of ask them to do whatever and they'll probably win. Need to defend a world? No problem. Need to siege a fortress? It's already rubble. Demonic incursion? Cato just killed a greater daemon with his magic sword. It's not to say they never lose (see: Cadia) but rather that it's more interesting to see a chapter with limits play to their strengths and win because they're the best at what they do. UMs are the best at winning. I was gonna say they're for people who like Superman but even he has kryptonite.
Everything involving primarchs outside of beeing a background ''long long ago'' story was mistake, and harmed W40k beyond repair
this is factual statement and you can't disprove it
>FFXIV
Depending on how he’s integrated he either steamrolls or things are fucked all the same. That said it is funny to realize in theory, the player races (plus maybe Garleans) are just ab humans.
Still, also going both ways I wonder if Meiteion would become a new chaos deity or if slaneesh or burgle might cover despair/nihilism and she ends up under them.
ye olde lore had that half-eldar Ultramarines librarian who wasn't even an astartes
I do not believe there are any examples of such an abomination since they started playing the lore a little straighter and stopped naming characters things like Obi Wan Jaques Cousteau.
Leandros is in for a rude fucking awakening.
>But sir the codex astartes doesn't support this action
>"WELL I CAN'T READ!"
who
>he doesn't know
Man, Roboute would tear Leandros a new one.
I had no idea Doctor Roboto was such a fucking chad
>Starship Troopers
He'll end the war on Bugs permanently.
It could’ve been a 40k game
WHY WASNT IT A 40K GAME?
Because Games Workshop sucks
you fight bugs in space marine 2
Because we just got Darktide as a 40k hoard shooter and it's complete dogshit.
>MK 11
Pretty sure he'll do just fine, also just realized that a 40k fighter would be cool
> Witcher 2
Guess Foltest death will be the least of their problems with girlyman
Finally, an alliance leader who isnt a giant pussy.
>TOTAL
>BATARIAN
>DEATH
he probably meant warcraft alliance
I'm actually curious as to who's more powerful, a Primarch or my Angel MP player in WotR.
primarch of course
>Xenogears
Not that well versed in Roboto Gorilla's lore but pretty sure he can make things better than what they already are. Through logistics stop the war between nations or something. Maybe even stop krellian from fucking over most of the planet. Even help reconnect gearslandia with the rest of human civilization out there.
>geneforge 2
i don't really know. i guess that he would beat the piss out of every single threat on terrestria fairly easily, and wouldnt even be slowed down by drakons which are probably in a similar power ranking to a neurothrope with the body of a tyranid warrior prime.
he wouldnt align with anyone, including the shaper council. he'd treat all magic and shaping as unsanctioned psyker witchcraft and serviles as either mutants or xenos, and all other shaping creations as xenos for sure. he'd probably attempt to rally non shaper humans around the assumption that he was teleported to some strange feudal world.
Warcraft 3.
None of the bad shit happens and the story becomes boring as fuck, I guess.
you think robby girl won't fall like arthas?
>you think robby girl won't fall like arthas?
>Girlyman, you must purge them.
If individual functions are encouraged to ‘optimise’ their own costs – because
of the budgeting system – then this will often be at the expense of substantially
increased inventory across the system as a whole.
>They are sick!
What happens if, say, production seeks to minimise the unit costs of production by maintaining long production
runs with large batch quantities is the creation of more inventory than is normally
required for immediate requirements.
>Bobby G, my man, just listen to wh-
Likewise, if purchasing management seeks
low material costs through bulk purchases then again the inventory of raw materials ahead of production will often be excessive. Similar buffers of inventory will
exist right across the supply chain at boundaries within organisations and, indeed,
at boundaries between organisations.
>Lookout! Hot space el-
Not only is this increased inventory a financial burden and a further strain on
working capital, it also obscures our ‘visibility’ of final demand. Thus upstream
activities may not have any clear view of what the real demand is downstream, as
all they see is a reorder-point-generated order hitting them at short notice (or, more
often than not, no notice at all). Figure 12.2 illustrates this point.
>tf2
he probably wouldn't really notice a difference beyond less skulls
Indeed he is. In the Space Marine 2.
please please please PLEASE don't make the 60% point plot twist be "lol it was secretly chaos behind everything"
make it be necrons
I doubt necrons would bother with a scheme that involves the nids, they'd sooner just kill everyone there.
Probably the best you can hope for a non-chaos twist is an overzealous inquisitor who thinks Kryptman was a genius.
The Silent King lore sets them up as opposing factions so it could be the nids coming to destroy a tomb world that will be a threat to them before it can fully awaken.
But who am I kidding, it will be Chaos, and it WILL be Khorne as fucking usual.
>But who am I kidding, it will be Chaos, and it WILL be Khorne as fucking usual.
Nah senpai, nurgle is the hottest shit nowadays so prepare to fight endless waves of nurglings and plaguebearers. Also if that would be the case they should put in a couple of plague wars references.
>I doubt necrons would bother with a scheme that involves the nids
I imagined it more like:
"oh shit, there were Necrons asleep under us the whole time and now they are waking up from all the noise we've been making fighting the tyranids"
I don't mind chaos.
JUST DON'T MAKE THE FINAL BOSS ANOTHER FUCKNG QTE
STILL MAD
Pathologic 2.
Honestly I don't know how he would act, nothing good would come of it, that's all. Guy would definitely kill the Earth anyway as he would see it as a "Warp taint"
>Kotor 2
Single-handedly restores the Republic and launches an invasion of the Sith Empire, ensuring that TORtanic never happens.
>she
>HoMM2
Welp. Game over. Everybody goes home.
nope, there are plenty of creatures stonger than most PrimeArchs in the Might and Magic universe
How is Empire such a vile and cruel war machine if arguably most important person alive in it (not counting Emperor) is a moral good guy?
The empire went through a civil war and 10 thousand years of decay. It's impossible to fix it fully even in a thousand years and during peace, which we all know the Imperium doesn't have the luxury of enjoying.
Rawbutt Girlyman returned very recently and still holds his Great Crusade-era sensibilities.
His name is Row-Boo-Tay
As in Raw Booty. Respect him
isn't it rabbit golly man?
It's Rabbi Goyiman
>moral good guy
didn't no rosbust man wore salamander armor.
Genshinman is good COMPARED TO THE OTHER PRIMARCHS.
He's just a regular, mentally well monarch without any mental issues.Think of Elizabeth II or Ceasar.
Not the worst man to be around but will definitely allow chaos to murderape you if it's strategically advantageous to do so.
Again, he won't be specifically harsh to you, just like your average monarch, bit he doesn't give a shit about you, well, just line your average monarch.
The only 'good' forces in 40k is vulkan, farsight and the orks.The rest are at best as good as irl political figures and at worst, psychotic.
because despite being the son of the emperor Guilliman is still one man up against heavily embedded institutions that control the empire, trying to push to hard in one area would cause massive unrest which is the last thing the Imperium needs since even before the rift it was barely held together, and thats not even getting into the millnium of decay, corruption, and massive shift in thining the Imperium has went through that makes reforms difficult, in other words he will have to play a long and very careful game if he ever hopes to restore the Imperium to a fraction of its former glory
>inb4 the third primarch to return somehow is Sanguinius and we get Imperium Secundus 2: Eletric Boogaloo
Lion is next, Roboute will just get him to fuck up people while he fixes shit.
>Lion is next
No shit. And who do you think took part in forming on Imperium Secundus?
I know that it's the three of them.
Why do you think the book is found during Roboute's awakening?
Lion is the 2nd, and he's stuck on the other side of the rift for now.
At least he got to talk to Dante who is mostly up to date.
I guess the awakening went better than expected
Why not just go under or over the rift? Space travel isn't just 1 plane.
The rift is magic and constantly shifting. If you tried to outsmart it by going over or under it, it would probably shoot out a warp storm to fuck you up.
>darkest dungeon 2
If we're equating the cosmic enemies with chaos, he'll just wipe the floor with them with his tech and the emperor's sword.
Because it's the only way the imperium survives.
Bobby G entering the picture changes up the formula a bit, but billions of guardsmen still need to be thrown into war, and thousands of psykers are still sacrificed everyday to keep Big E fed.
This is all out of necessity and desperation, not malice.
There are things that need improvement/reform, but they don't have much breathing space, and the imperium is stretched thin even before you consider the new rift.
>and thousands of psykers are still sacrificed everyday to keep Big E fed.
>the mechanicus bring a Dark Eldar archont (lord of torture and soulfeed) to help fix the Golden Throne
>said archont has literal dozens of thousands of years of experience creating the worst possible tortures both to flesh and soul
>dude falls to his knees crying as soon as he sees the GT and realizes how it works
Cries from joy?
Both joy and envy at being one-upped by the mon'kegs
>eldar harlequin glimpses the emperor
>funny music stops
"She had laughed in the face of She Who Thirsts, but the Corpse Emperor filled her with a sense of dread."
who the fuck is the imposter
The left one is leaving his gun pointed at the other, he should be executed for poor gun discipline at the very least.
Preferably both for their trigger discipline.
both
The left has no pupils.
At the bottom says: "BOTH One is having treacherous thoughts and the other has failed to notice and report them"
Both have a tear in their fatigues that they have not fixed. Disrespect towards ones uniform is punishable by death, so the correct answer is that both should be summarily executed.
half of the reason the imperium is a shithole is because people like girlyman went mia for 10000 years
Necessity, pretty much. Emperor never wanted to be worshipped in any shape or form. I like the fact Tau can flip worlds by essentially just giving their denizens real food and health care. Things are THAT bad in certain parts of the Imperium they eat recycled dead people in the form of corpse starch, for example.
Robot Girlyman destroyed a whole Imperial planet on the Emperor's whim which set off the whole Heresy
Because only the guy at the top is a good guy, ever single person below him are self-serving cunts.
The Emperor was also self serving, sure his goal was uplifting humanity, but he ignored literally everything else to the point the heresy happened and locked humanity into a grimdark downward spiral
I meant Guilliman, Emperor was obviously cracked morally and the thing on the golden throne is very different from the one that was there 10,000 years ago.
There are no "good guys" in the Imperium. There are people who are better than most, but that ain't saying much. The closest situation you'd have to a good guy in 40K is regret over having to condemn an entire planet to being scorched alive.
>There are no "good guys" in the Imperium.
How to spot a secondary.
Anyone saying it's necessary is only half right. It's necessary in the same way a lost child has to steal food to survive. With the Emperor and Primarchs gone, the Imperium has completely gone off the rails and barely knows what it's supposed to be doing anymore. They use people as cannon and factory fodder because they don't know how to make things better.
Technological progress has been brought to a grinding halt partially because of dogma but a lot of people don't seem to realize that if the mechanicus were not as autistic as they are about form and ritual, they'd have lost the ability to do even basic maintenance over the course of 10,000 years. While a lot of the extra stuff they do that's basically just aping catholic traditions is not necessary, ritualizing something like fixing the parts of a Titan is genius in reality. It allows for no deviation from the established practices which is absolutely necessary if you cannot reproduce the parts that some retard just broke because he tried something new.
The entire Imperium is basically a quintillion children waiting for their parents to get home for 10,000 years. Girlyman (and now Lion) are going to have to overhaul the Imperium down to the most basic practices but they risk breaking things if they do it wrong. While the Imperium is a dystopian and totalitarian shithole, it is still a government that has lasted 10,000 years. Most human civilizations up to our current point in history are considered old if they lasted 500. Things are bad but they could definitely get worse. Chaos is still a million times worse than the Imperium. If you die in a factory or on a battlefield, at least your superiors were using your life to try to do something good like produce food or kill murderous xenos. If you get all your skin flayed off or turned into some horrible parasite-ridden human bomb by a demon, they're pretty much just doing it for fun.
>something good like produce food or kill murderous xenos.
While top tier Imperium people enjoying life in the pleasure worlds. Heretics have some point.
Only Salamanders are the good guys in wh40k
The Emperor always wanted an atheistic empire ruled by normal humans. The formation of the Council of Terra should be proof enough of that if for no other reason than how badly it pissed off Horus and E just told him to shut up. E always seemed to desire a human empire run by humans for humans and what he was doing in any given moment was just a means to an end. Space marines would have gotten a similar treatment to Thunder Warriors if they were able to conquer the entire galaxy and wipe out all major threats. He might keep some around but honestly it's just as likely that he would have had them all wiped out in an event that made Isstvan look like a joke. He'd then begin working on Space Marines 2 to either expand beyond the milky way or in preparation for an extragalactic invasion like the nids.
E has his flaws but he was a gift humans didn't deserve. Without him they're lost.
Wouldn't the Custodes be his intergalactic jannies
Custodes can't be mass-produced, E made each of them personally and individually. There would never be enough to be anything but what they are now: palace guard.
Golden Boiz are memed on for being palace guards while the rest of the Imperium rots, but current lore has them scooting around the galaxy as 9 foot tall assassins gathering intelligence and fucking up anything that might one day threaten the Emperor on the throne.
>E has his flaws but he was a gift humans didn't deserve.
Golden era of humanity was gift humans didn't deserve. Because it was literally utopia and paradise even Eldars were friendly.
>Space marines would have gotten a similar treatment to Thunder Warriors i
I believe that the latest book of the siege of terra made it clear he didn't have that intention
Aryan Primarch pounding Eldar Pussy.
>she
It doesn't matter, he will just bitch about religion and suck dick like the chud he is before autowinning everything because he is King of the Smurfs
have a nice day /poltard/
Seethe, W40K is garbage for infantile trannies and soibois. Shit makes shounen garbage look intelligent.
Warhammer is a satire about irl. Same as Judge Dredd.
You're mentally ill.
>Robust Guiltyman
huh
>Doom
Nothing changes.
>Elite Dangerous
Finally, time to do the Great Crusade right
>Honkai:Star Rail
at this point i don't even know
I don't know how I feel about Robute doing Bayonetta poses
>Guilty Gear
here comes daredevil!
i don't have a favorite game so i guess he's floating in the void now
Is it true that Fenrir used to be some kind of Viking-theme amusement park?
>have a fuck huge empire
>it goes to shit once you cant properly govern it
WOW!
because the very means by which you travel is out to get you
>TWEWY
Steamrolls the entire game although the higher ups such as the Composer would most likely intervene. Also it would be amazing to see Roboute and Beat banter when doing even the most trivial tasks.
>TW: WH3
Good luck mate, you'll fuck the chaos morons up but I really do not recommend you set foot in Lustria.
>Boltgun is actually a follow up to Space Marine
What the fuck?
Wait, what? Are you supposed to play as Leandros?
Nope
>Taking place on the Forge World Graia several years after the events of Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine, the player takes the role of Malum Caedo, a Sternguard Veteran Space Marine of the Ultramarines Chapter sent by the Inquisition to Graia on a mission of great importance. Since the Ork and Chaos invasions from years before, the Inquisition has kept Graia closely watched for further threats. The Inquisitor in charge of the mission reveals that the Techpriests of Graia have experimented with the remains of the late Inquisitor Drogan's Power Source, and the experiments have resulted in the opening of a warp rift that have allowed the Forces of Chaos to once again invade the Forge World.
>Malum Caedo and his squad are tasked with retrieving the Power Source with the aid of a Servo Skull belonging to Drogan. When the Ultramarines make planetfall, their drop pod is severely damaged during the descent and crash land on the planet's surface, leaving only Malum Caedo as the sole survivor.
Huh, interesting. I hope they reuse some level design after the destruction
The main character says something like "I will finish what Captain Titus started" at the end of the trailer
>Pathfinder Wotr
Literally Angel knight commander
>tears of the kingdom
he's going to save the sheikah bloodline and rape ganon
She should really get that prolapse looked at.
>Transport Fever 2
He wanted to be a logistics autist right?
>the good life
Nothing would change really except how nice you are to people in dialogue.
did you buy his new action figure?
>the chinese translated the name into robert kylian
wtf
I have pic related and waiting untill they release a Custodes Shield Captain to have Kitten
the Custodes Terminators are very nice
super happy with my purchase.
I hope we get a re-release of the ultramarine squad because i want to build an army
Rogal Dorn would like the Factorio more.
Can't wait to Jagathai Khan return from the webway with dark eldar gf.
>abandons the Imperium to live with his goth elf harem
absolute gigachad
lorelet here, I don't get it.
How much hatesex you think Greyfax and Celestine had?
Not sure but I wish I was there to witness it.
more like Celestine Thrice-Cum, heh
can you guys brief me on this ordeal? why and when and how did they presumably fuck?
They're subhumans.
That's ironic. You're filled with so much hate, you need help, brother.
Dark Eldar attacked Chogoris after the Horus Heresy and captured some poor Chogorians. Jaghatai and the White Scars were so damn pissed off they hunted them down mercilessly. Jaghatai would later go after the DEldar into their own Webway Gate where he disappeared into. Some say he's somewhere there in the Webway and that he's probably also in Commoragh.
That has been retconned to hell.
Retcon all your want, it can unwrite it or unpublish it
I honestly wish it was Jaghatai who woke up rather than Lion. Jaghatai is just cooler and a more dynamic character
The fuck ius up with Lion
banging farsight.
Farsight is a Tau chad who wears red and black he isnt a eldar.
the lion have blue fever
No idea what these people are talking about, the Lion just woke up somewhere in the warp (that was full of allegories and looked like old Caliban) and was eventually deposited in a planet with a Fallen DA on it.
He is led around by that warp place to other Fallen, and while he does fight fake versions of his brothers one time, the eldar had nothing to do with it.
t. read his new book
Yeah the fake versions of his brothers he fights are conjured by some thing (a daemon I guess) the Emperor left guardinh his shield. And he does get captured by a wizard but that's a whole different thing.
>while he does fight fake versions of his brothers one time
>Lion was captured by wizard and tortured by fighting all Primarchs except Guillyman he just talked to him.
>t. read his new book
What?
Upon his returns the Lion gets the ability to "Forestwalk", essentially disappearing along with his gear and companions, walking a bit in an ethereal forest, and then reappearing at his chosen destination. It's like warp travel except more limited.
In this forest, the Lion confronts a daemon that takes the form of his brothers to taunt and fight him. He figures out pretty quickly it's just a fact but the failures it points out are very much real. Whatever, he kills it.
He gets captured by a Chaos Sorcerer but that's completely unrelated to the previous thing.
I bet you he is going to see the Sanguinor before he meets Guildymans.
T. also read the book
Lion was captured by wizard and tortured by fighting all Primarchs except Guillyman he just talked to him.
Guilliman like. WTF let me sleep.
So: Dorn.
Dead or alive?
>heroes of might and magic 3
uuhhhhh. fine I guess
>Starsector
Same thing you normally do tbh, get a big fuckoff fleet, kill AI, unite/raze the Persean sector.
>Gothic 1 Barrier is intact for a quite a while, Sleeper is kept as a Prisoner to keep barrier intact for a while, colony emerges as new Kingdom armed to teeth with magical ore weapons and armor
orcs get btfo, old king gets beheaded, one united empire
unless he can LVL UP what would his LVL be?
42-43?
>dead space
give him less than a week to kill all brotther moons
with fucking what?
he has no Space Marines or Cult Mechanicus or STCs
reminder that girly man massacred devoted believers of the emperor's divinity and smugly chuckled at his own brother who WAS RIGHT IN THE END.
Lorgar did everything wrong
your girlyman is just as bloodthirsty and savage and Angron. He didnt even hesitate to massacre honest and humble people. Primordial truth will prevail.
>your girlyman
I dislike him because he's an uninteresting character and an awfull fighter/duelist
>Lorgar did everything wrong
And yet the word bearers still won...
No Lorgar wasnt right. The fact that anyone can be made a "God" by just convincing enough people he is is already proof enough that no one in this universe is a God. For God existed before now and after everything and never needed someone else to make him. This is why the Catheric fate is the only true one.
Go to sleep Lorgar.
Also Corax it's waiting outside.
>Factorio
Game play itself i guess
>she
i would kill milions for a cumb of her Roboutussy
What is preventing Lion autism to actually murder Roboute xeno gf?
probably the fact that roboute's xeno gf is a meme and doesn't actually exist
the threesome
how was pic related so strong?
He just learned to fight
lived at a time where there were more warriors and thus more chance a god tier warrior would crop up
>Disco Elysium
>Robotue sits down
>"By the 500 Worlds, this chair is probably worse than my father's Golden Throne."
>Marathon
Dies within a couple of hours
>LoR
huh???How would that even work
>doom
pretty good i'd say
Holy shit that comic / image set is fucking awesome. Thanks for leading me down the rabbit hole.
The emperor was such a moron twords the night lords
>Never rebelled or went against the emperor
>achieved compliance in the great crusade without mass genoicide and minimal civilian casualties by just live streaming a handful of people being butcherd horribly , where as other legions would just genoicide and bomb the world into submission, or the death guard would do the same but with white phosphorus
>but konrad is a schzio , so declare them all renegades
>never even tried to help konrad and just let his mental illness and visions get worse and threw the whole legion into the trash can because of him
>terrorise the shit out of worlds for compliance
>they just revert to rebellion once the Night Lords leave
Nostramo was definitely not the only world that turned to shit once the Night Lords departed, it's not as efficient as you think.
rebelled or went against the emperor
Blow up their home planet
C'mon now, they deserved that.
Nightlords were plenty morons by themselves.
You're missing the forest for the trees. Initially Konrad's legion was alright and they were treated well, but since they recruited from Nostramo, as Konrad left, it reverted back to its old ways, which had meant that the only ones hale and healthy enough to quality as candidates for becoming astartes were the most ruthless and murder happy hiver scum and they brought their attitudes and behaviors to the legion and completely changed it. His legion in its entirety, over the years became exactly what he had despised the most in humanity, they went from a force that applied terror and fear as a tactical tool to souped up scum with bodies of superhumans that performed acts of unspeakable cruelty for its own sake and it absolutely shattered him, which is why he gave zero shits about them and in the end and nuked Nostramo. The Emperor and his way failing completely was his vindication, but he was also a loon set in his ways and manipulated by visions of chaos that always showed him the worst possible outcomes but manipulated the visions in such a way as to show it "just as planned", even if many of them had major discrepancies that his stupid doomer self overlooked, making them a self fulfilling prophecy.
That didn't actually happen though, they were requested to journey to Terra for an investigation into various allegations against them. But you can easily see what the result of that would have been since if they were genuinely suspected of being disloyal they would not have been diverted to Isstvan to fight Horus.
>Never rebelled or went against the emperor
Nostramo should get Exterminatus at first time. It's a lost world same as Baal.
Night Lords are maniacs. Poor Curze, what a fate.
Kurze should have recruited from worlds that weren't shitholes and Night Lords would have been fine.
First batches from Nostramos were alright though
Still a loyal world, same as Nuceria
>a loyal world
I don't know who is worst Nostramo population or Berserks of Khorne World eaters.
>It's a lost world same as Baal.
Delete this
Savage cannibals shouldn't exist.
Why do 40k fans hate Guilliman so much?
Matt Ward. That man had done irreversible harm to both Grey Knights and Ultramarines.
He like grey knight too?
Sweet summer child.
Oh so he was the retard who wrote the grey night pool party?
>Captcha is HATSS
*knight
>grey night pool party
Explain right fucking now
Not that anon, but Matt Ward made an entire story in which the Grey Knights slaughtered a fuckton of sisters of battle in order to bathe in their blood to gain a purity buff.
Fucking why
Because he's a retard.
Rule of Cool
The vast majority of 40k "lore" is just dudes writing shit because it sounded cool. The scale of 40k is too absurd to take seriously, which is why the most beloved books are borderline-comedy pieces like Ciaphas Cain and The Infinite and the Divine.
They mostly don't anymore since his storyline after coming back has been generally popular.
Hes Fr*nch
He is well liked, its his chapter the Ultramarines that are disliked
>It's Matt Ward's writing that is disliked
Fixed it for you.
>RCT2
I have no clue
Warhammer 40000 Dawn of War?
Yeah he will mock everyone.
>Dwarf fortress
He came
He saw
He conquered
>L4D2
It would just be Darktide 2: Primarch Edition, but more optimized.
Bonus points if we include either Ferrus/Fulgrims Clone (not sure how many spare copies did Trollzin has to trade) , Vulkan, Jaghatai, Corvus (would be weird, but alright), or Leman, all going apeshit on even bigger Nurgle Demons.
>Gran Turismo 7
Turns the cafe into a star spanning Empire
Persona 4
Everyone will try to ignore the giant demi god in the class room, he will solo every dungeon, his speeches and wisdom be enough to help the most angsty of teenager and adults he will max out all relationships and be the coolest dude at school.
Last day he and everyone else tearfully says good bye to everyone as he is picked up by a thunderbird.
Does he still have Izanagi and wear glasses?
The Ultramarines are the greatest chapter, why does this simple fact make so many people seethe?
Because they're as interesting as vanilla ice cream.
Actually, the imperial fists(eww, just typing their name me out makes me sick) are the vanilla chapter.
Sheer, unfathomable, untarnished beta cuckold seething. That is the only reasonable answer.
Because they're boring. Every other chapter is defined by the personality of their Primarch and have specific things they're good and bad at. They excel greatly in their strengths (Fists are good at building defenses, Scars are good at hit and run, EC were good at being elite troops) and suffer when they're either taken out of their comfort zone or faced with enemies that can counter their abilities. When there's a problem that calls for a specific solution you could call on a particular chapter to do that job since they're the best option to handle it.
With smurfs, you can just kind of ask them to do whatever and they'll probably win. Need to defend a world? No problem. Need to siege a fortress? It's already rubble. Demonic incursion? Cato just killed a greater daemon with his magic sword. It's not to say they never lose (see: Cadia) but rather that it's more interesting to see a chapter with limits play to their strengths and win because they're the best at what they do. UMs are the best at winning. I was gonna say they're for people who like Superman but even he has kryptonite.
>she
well at least wh40kfags aren't denying they're not trannies anymore.
>Mass Effect
Yup, we're building an Imperium Secundus. Most of the Primarchs created solar empires from feudal worlds, now imagine what HE can accomplish with ME tech. Kinda curious about his stance about the Aliens though, assuming he's just plopped straight from WH40k uni or born in the ME.
Are you really gonna tell me that the Ultramarines aren't heavily defined by Roboute or share his characteristics either? come on you're being disingenuous. Smurfs are smart for not focusing on one particular tactic. All the other chapters, especially the first founders could easily be just as adaptable as the Ultra's. But they aren't because they're autistic.
>Cato just killed a greater daemon with his magic sword
Yeah because a captain of a first founding chapter having a magical relic sword is so far fetched(sarcasm).
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lol alpha legion always mogs ultramarines when comes to tactics and adaptability
Do the Alpha legion control a Realm of 500 rich and prosperous worlds? no? then sit the fuck down chaos gay.
>gets reduced to an all you can eat buffet for the nids
lol
lmao
>Do the Alpha legion control a Realm of 500 rich and prosperous worlds?
maybe
>Do the Alpha legion control a Realm of 500 rich and prosperous worlds?
yes they have agents all the way to Terra
sounds like some strange mary sue cope to me. Do better.
You don't know that for sure
Konrad Curze is now the protagonist of your favorite game. How well will she fare?
>modded Mount and Blade Warband
GG Swadians
Im not sure if Guilliman is viable for a sonic-like game
how long before we get a warhammer 40k kart racing game?
I'm up for some White Scars Kart.
Everything involving primarchs outside of beeing a background ''long long ago'' story was mistake, and harmed W40k beyond repair
this is factual statement and you can't disprove it
>this is factual statement and you can't disprove it
Maybe, but I got a kickass Mortarion model out of it, so I don't care.
>FFXIV
Depending on how he’s integrated he either steamrolls or things are fucked all the same. That said it is funny to realize in theory, the player races (plus maybe Garleans) are just ab humans.
Still, also going both ways I wonder if Meiteion would become a new chaos deity or if slaneesh or burgle might cover despair/nihilism and she ends up under them.
Can a human and eldar conceive a child in 40k lore?
ye olde lore had that half-eldar Ultramarines librarian who wasn't even an astartes
I do not believe there are any examples of such an abomination since they started playing the lore a little straighter and stopped naming characters things like Obi Wan Jaques Cousteau.
I played spacehulk deathwing not too long ago but I still don't know who or what these are
?t=444
are they servitors? astropaths?
They look like servitors but I don't know the context of the level.
The last game I played as was Total warhammer 3.
He'd be a sick fucking legendary lord I'll tell you what.
Most powerful monke psyker