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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >*cough* Mon-keigh...*cough* before you strike the final blow..I have one request..
      >b-bump my... /misc/ humor thread.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Marazhai spams soijaks in it all the while saging it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          marazhai would definitely enjoy the thread though

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's not how one should kill eldar, corpse-slave

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Total Jimi Courtship!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is he the only one who kisses your hand? Why don't any of the other men of high standing do it? It's not necessarily a sign of courtship, but instead a sign of respect for a lady

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why won't he kiss my hand too, i keep telling him is not gay

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you gotta make the first move. Don't forget to say "no homo"

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Show him this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_fraternal_kiss

        It's totally not gay for two allies to kiss, as commemoration of killing xenos. In fact, in Commorragh Jimmy should kiss you all the time

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *especially as commemoration of killing xenos

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What would an average Marazhai Ganker post look like

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he'd be flooding craftworld Ganker with vidya butts while evading bans

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >someone sat down and wrote this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and, let us be clear: they're latinx

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Implementations of Convictions as mechanic kinda weirds me out.

    Initially I expected them to merely play dialogue role, I'm not sure how to feel about them affecting combat. It doesn't help that they don't really seem balanced - like, isn't Hereticus only useful for psykers and isn't Iconoclast basically the best (did Owlkek subconsciously made it better because they were expecting it to be the most popular one?)

    How would balance Convictions? Would you make weaker ones better or the other way around

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry your thread died 🙁

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >drinking alignmetns koolaid
      I would get rid of them altogether

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I prefer not to think about it. It's the dialogue and flavour I'm after. Id be fine with them having no mechanical benefits at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >iconocuck
      kys gay
      DogmatiCHADs for life

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sororitas canonically prefer eldar when given opportunity

        Live with this Dogmacuck

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >when given opportunity
          yes, the opportunity being "get fricked by space Black folk" or "accept filthy xeno help so that you can live to kill more space Black folk"

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >muhlignments
        Enlightened centrist is the only way to play

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          centrism between 'not heresy', 'heresy' and 'ULTRA heresy' is still heresy and will damn your soul, anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's just good business, and my soul is getting devoured in the warp anyway, so what do I care about it?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't have faith that The Emperor Protects
              NGMI

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >emprah protects, and your soul doesn't get devoured
                >but you're now stuck in a disembodied state in a fricking nightmare realm unable to feel the touch of a woman or a taste of amasec ever again
                frick that noise. i'd rather "not make it" as you kids say these days

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Emperor Protects
                >Pray Against buff isn't working

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                take it up with the tech priests, not the emperor's fault

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd lower the requirements. As it is you basically have to go whole hog down one path no matter what which doesn't really make sense for any rational character

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Iirc owlkeks are going to make it so more points are aquired, in later patch or patches

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Game says I am talking to a child
    >It is clearly an adult

    why

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SoB sex when? The game failed because of zero Argenta pussy

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pistol operative at all viable?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Depend on the pistol I'd say. I think Shuriken/Splinter and Blast Pistol can be good until some point

      Btw, is there one handed Fusion Gun?

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abetard is my boy. He gets mad at me all the time and I tease him for loving a dead b***h. Reminds me of my real friends

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >caster psyker is basically impossible
    Frick this game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >caster psyker is basically impossible

      Uh, what?!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For the rogue trader it is

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao really? I just started and thats what I wanted to do

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your psy rating is shit for half the game and all damage spells are mostly derive their damage from it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >casting is shit half the game

              Common crpg thing, honestly

              But I think it can be viable with right trinkets and enough characteristic

              Also, I hope they'll return telekinetic, it was apmost implemented, it was this close

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sanctic dogmachad is fine. get the eyes of joyeuse asap and you win

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Psyker Breastplate
        >Warp Conductor gloves
        >Some other trinkets

        Uh, what?

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trying to beat it
    >Muaran keeps popping up
    >nope, don't even think about it mon-keigh
    Is this psychic powers at work?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mon-keigh!

      I suppose Marzipan is next

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The harbingers of shit taste

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is Raszard a waifugay drawing his self insert coom fantasies or is he a shipper shipping his OC that's an actual character and not a self insert and Yrliet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >OC an actual character
        yes
        >waifugay drawing coom fantasies
        also yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his self insert coom fantasies
        >shipping his OC that's an actual character

        Surprisingly, those are compatible

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I know, but meant in the sense of "he's not self inserting, just shipping".

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's not self inserting, just shipping

            I doubt that. It's far from common for OC shipping with video game romances anyway

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      did he include the Muaran in the original art or did you put that in to censor a wiener?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >did you put that in to censor a wiener
        Yes. But Raszad also has a version with Calcazar censoring. So how do we interpret this?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          link to original? I'm morbidly curious as tho how abominable that penis looks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            there is no penis, the censoring is a joke

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just a glimpse. Maybe Hank Hill ass is the more nsfw part.
            https://old.reddit.com/user/Raszard/comments/1bn36dw/nsfw_warning_my_biggest_secret_heresy_is_that/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he keep the hood on lol, he drew the character without it plenty of times

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are like half the portarits nobles or crime lords?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Noble is funny. Crime Lord I dunno

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But there are inly two Crime Lord

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of portarits why are there no good ones for psykers?
    The vanilla ones look like crackheads

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think female one is decent and make would be good if the moustache would be good

      I can give you some alternatives

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also, tbh psykers ARE crackheads. In the sense that their heads might crack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The vanilla ones look like crackheads

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yup, total crackhead

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that most Eldar do not treat Humans like shit. We have canon examples of civilian Eldar freaking out when they realized they killed humans and even Aspect Warriors philosophically recognizing that killing humans is murder. We also have examples of Harlequins going out of their way to save human civilians without any ulterior motive.

    Yrliet is just a fricking butthole by Eldar standards, because she doesn't even have the Autarch and Farseers' excuse of being responsible for the survival of their race.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yrliet is pretty average. No interest in killing humans, not sad when they die.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >treat humans like shit
      >freaking out when they realized they killed humans and even Aspect Warriors philosophically recognizing that killing humans is murder. We also have examples of Harlequins going out of their way to save human civilians without any ulterior motive

      Those are compatible anon, albeit not to "they're animals", "ew human touch" level. Also, Yrliet's craftworld god destroyed by humans and she had to work with coomers on Janus

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish we could romance Calcazar and the Leige. There should be more old men to romance in crpgs

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femcels who lust for Muaran, what do you imagine him to look like under the helmet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no one seriously lusts after muaran. he's a fricking non-character

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >another helmet

      Seriously, helmets, and armor in general are hella hot

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i like eldar egghead helmets. I think they're neat

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The frick are the navy and priest origins even intended for

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >navy

      >priest

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >navy
      to bro it up with abelard
      >and priest
      to put chorda to shame

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >to bro it up with abelard
        >by making either him or yourself redundant

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but trying to make the most effective party often goes against role-playing fun.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          navy background doesn't lock you into warrior/vangurad you know. You can both be navy and fullfill completely different roles

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >priest
      For my gigachad deathworld priest warrior.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    recruitable and redeemable yremeryss
    yay or nay?
    >inb4 she's a small character
    she'd get companion content

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >recruitable
      why not
      >and redeemable
      lmao no, frick off, moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >recruitable
      Yay
      >redeemable
      No. Enough of this. In fact, there should be more romances where it's the companion who tries to fix PC

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >recruitable

        Alternatively, drukharing Yrliet
        >Yrlicel to Yrlikek pipeline

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Additionallyn optional route
          >Yrlicel becomes Drukhari in Ch 3
          >You can still help her be somewhat better person and not fall to debauchery as quick.

          This wayb"redemption" is actually somewhat doable in the time we have for Ch 4 - 5

          Also, we don't know how much feeding on suffering a "new" Drukhari needs and in Path of the Outcast novel there was actually wholesome drukhari, albeit we don't know how much she feeds, but we don't see her do that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redeemable
      Nay. I'm not opposed to redeemable Drukhari, but that's a hell of a character arc that takes way more than 2 acts.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yay
      Make her the lovey dovey romance post redemption and give her more romance content than others have for maximum seethe
      I don't really care about her or knife ears, but wanna see anti-eldar spergs fume

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alternative:
      Asuryani who's been Drukharified like in Yrliet's bad ending. Needs to feed on suffering but doesn't like it. Can be "redeemed" by torturing bad guys only.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think she doesn't actually become a drukhari in corsair ending (weird considering that it's Path of Damnation ending), only if you leave her in Cummorrug

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah Commorragh is what I meant by bad ending.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Redeemable in the sense of joining the Ynnari or becoming corsair allied to RT

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >redeemable by becoming a Corsair
      She would still have to feed on suffering, and even more so because she's outside the Webway.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Butcher chaos worshipers, pirates and her former kabalgays that are hunting her
        Ez

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay, you're convincing me

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i have spent 6 hours in the character creator so far and like 10 minutes playing the game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      were 5 of those hours spent on trying to come up with a cool but lore-friendly name?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no just contant indecision and getting upset at not having good pictures for intended builds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Quick, everybody post your Lord Captain and voidship name.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Leonardo
          >Lady Anne's Revenge

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Commissar Du Bois
          ship name is Disco Elysium
          yeah i know im unoriginal but if you say that to my face you're getting shot like the eldar

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >ELECTROCHEMUSTRY: turn off the Gellar Field, it'll be omegalul
              >COMPOSURE [Easy: Success] That's suicide, don't do that whatever happens, besides everyone would think you're batshit
              >HALF LIGHT They'd think right

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >LOGIC [Trivial: Failure]: Walk into the fire.
              >COMPOSURE [Legendary: Success]: Walk into the Fire.
              >ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] Shouldn't you do what Abelard says, you don't want to *let down* your *bro*, do you?
              >PAIN THRESHOLD [Trivial: Success]: WALK INTO THE FRICKING FIRE. Trust me, it'll be *fun*. You like *fun*, don't you?
              >ELECTROCHEMISTRY: Oh yeah we do. Party in the fire. Let's fricking go.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Yrliet, I want to have frick with you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Emiel Regis
          Hopeless Endeavour

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >wanted a name with Von in it because I was making a noble
          >didn't realise I'd already be inheriting a title along with the warrant
          >now spent the game getting introduced as Olentius von Vasselvern von Valencius
          In retrospect it fit suprisingly well

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Putting surname becomes weird when character are adressing you

            >Jimmy, you're father of my 20 children, you can address me by first name only

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lord Captain Taranis of The Blazing Star.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I did this in WotR

      RT for me is better in the sense of both character creator and the time spent in it

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Drukhari trad wife spotting traitors, mutants and criminals on your ship
    >bringing their dead bodies to your quarters like a cat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's what marazhai does pretty much. You can even make him your wife (male)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dark eldar wife
      >built like a squat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This but Ynnari pirate bringing dead Tau to a Rogue Trader's heir

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My wiener will unite humans and elves.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Then there is no time to lose
      >We need to get a fleshmaster to do some gene mingling
      >Then produce lots and lots of children to raise and eventually supplant regular humans
      >Will you help me in this quest for a peace between our kins, Yrliet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >humans replaced with Aeldari halfbreeds
        Yes. Hop to it GW.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >humans replaced with Aeldari halfbreeds
        Yes. Hop to it GW.

        The hapa WMAF future in 40k.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Muaran gets a terrifying vision
        >Legions of half-eldar marching to wage jihad all other the universe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't worry, muaran. your women are so infertile while humans are capable of breeding like rats, so this will literally never happen

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eldar men x human women

            Reminder that only confirmed half-breed that ever existed (well, not anymore) had human mother

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >malding human using primitive exclamation point
              >based enlightened Aeldari using ellipsis of serene indifference
              do you see now, elantach?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              leldar "men" can't get it up. and that confirmed mutt was probably a deldar rapebaby

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would these threads look if swarmgay were to set up shop with the 40K equivalent

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >swarmgay
      QRD?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So why the frick would I help Marazhai save his fellow kabalites?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frick if I know. I butchered them despite him asking me not to. He seethed but that's it. I think helping them increases his kabal counter or something

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Should have been able to ask Idira to read Heinrix's thoughts while we sexually harrass him

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh Quest for Knowledge

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pasqal is so cute. I would

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I really hope the DLC's add a good chunk of new convictions to the game, I want to be able to play a Commissar or Ministorum and not need to pick all the stupid Heretic options like trusting fake Theodora. Sidenote are there any good dialogue bits for burning out the Daemon influence then still reforging the sword.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what the frick are you talking about?

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dogmatic/pyromancer psyker rogue trader with a party built around stacking as much burn and similar debuffs as humanly possible
    How bad of an idea will this be?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Great idea but as a supporter not a meleechad. Set Pasqal on fire and watch him one shot everything because all his stuff that adds int on top of his damage also applies to the melee burn damage.

      what the frick are you talking about?

      Conversation dialogue that increase Heretic/Dogmatic/Iconoclast so you aren't starved for points if you don't pick literally every one right.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >When Pasqal gets angry
    Makes all women wet their panties

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eh, not really. I find him cute, like one finds their autistic nerdy younger brother cute, but i don't really get wet for him. Although I would have tried out his romance if it was available once out of macabre curiosity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?&t=580

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >you need 45 STR to wear power armour as Pasqal
    Why?

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lord Inquisitor audience time
    >he greets you like this
    Your actions?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did an autistic Ganker woman finally discover the game?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >finally
      the Jimi Femcels has been here for ages, anon

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Owlkek
    >Ambition Class Cruiser when
    https://warhammer40k.fandom.com/wiki/Ambition-class_Cruiser

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Emperor protects this thread from the void beyond page 10!

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Officer Master Tactitian - Psychic Awakening viable?

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femcels don't exist.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Femcel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not a single woman can't get sex or a boyfriend.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yrliet
          >Vigdis
          >50 shades author
          >You

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Coooope

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Character Creation
    >Tattoo Options
    >Aquila on the back
    >Jimmy will look at the Holy Aquila while plowing RT from behind
    >Augmentation Options
    >Golden Aquila on the the forehead
    >UwU
    Tfw no Aquila pubic hair option

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Abelard, ensure that all female officers on the bridge would receive a new uniform with improved ventilation of their sensitive areas, which include
    >thigs
    >hands
    >armpits
    >neck
    >lower torso areas
    >underboob area and belly
    >ankles
    >feet
    It's a matter of the highest priority.

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Chorda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Rape Octaviana

      Rape Vistenza

      Rape Regina

      Sanctioned rape?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >heretics and strays
        It's a godly deed

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My wiener sanctifies everything it touches.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Octaviana

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Vistenza

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gentle lovemaking with vox master Vigdis

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Idira

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rape Regina

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why won't Idira offer her unsanctioned pussy to the Lord Captain?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too busy getting fricked in the head by warp

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