>ROOBEEEEEERRRTTT

>ROOBEEEEEERRRTTT
HIS NAME IS SEKIRO DUMBASS

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No his name is Wolf.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sekiro means wolf without an arm or something like that

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking gaijin, his name is Ookami.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >boss cannot be damaged by katana
    based japs having inferior complex that their katana would be ineffective against european armor

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >acknowledging the use of armor bad

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an inferiority complex if it's true.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Katanas didn't cut through Japanese armour, why would it go through European?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm mother bothered by the fact that Wolf climbed up and jammed his sword through the neck and it still did nothing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm mother bothered by the fact that Wolf climbed up and jammed his sword through the neck and it still did nothing
        Probably because he has chainmail under that armor and katanas cannot pierce that easily

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's not an inferiority complex if it's true you retarded weeb. Even European soldiers and knights knew that longswords are dogshit against armor and you were better off using a mace, war hammer or polearm.
      You want to talk about seething and inferiority complex then mention pope claiming that crossbows are weapons hateful to God, because they allowed untrained peasants to btfo noble elites in their fancy armor worth 20 villages.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was a proclamation against all ranged weapons, not just crossbows. Crossbows were just the most prominent ranged weapon in most European armies by that time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No you dipshit, crossbows could be loaded and used by anyone so you didn't even need to be a master archer to be effective with a crossbow. If the church were making a blanket statement about ranged weapons why did they wait until after the invention of the crossbow? Because the crossbow empowered the average person in the same way that the printing press empowered the average person. Catholicucks must be absolutely seething 24/7.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Claymores would like a word.
        >Doesn't need to be sharp. Just needs to be a stick made of metal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I dont mind Crossbows personally. Spears on the other hand are major pussy weapons

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Literally the Zanzibart meme
    ZAANZIBAAARRRTTTT

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Except they actually provide a backstory to him in the game, so it's not just a random name.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What was it, some sick child or some shit?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >cracker selling cracker crackers in Japan
            Heh

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty fire.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There was another part in sekiro that made me think of that meme, in the dungeon place with the zombies there's if I remember right a bit of paper that says forgive me [name I forget]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want FromSoft to name a character Zanzibart in ER DLC just for the fuck of it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        While that would be funny in a different time, you just know that twitter fag will absolutely bust the fattest nut and try to cultivate as much clout as possible for it.
        Fuck Twitter

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Robert
    It's Roberto

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    how come we didn't get to see robert in the game

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Let me summary his story for you.
      >be some dutch dude from european
      >take a boat with your son sailing to nippon
      >oh shit my son have a disease!!! what the fuck am I suppose to do?
      >maybe these monk dudes could help cured my son with some unknown wacky experiment! I hope nothing go wrong
      >monks tell me to guard this area for some reason they won’t allow me to see my son
      >some manlet come to me
      >he push me out of the bridge
      >mfw I will never see my son Robert ever again

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Robert is actually Roberto and he is portuguese, not dutch.
        Thisbhappens during namban trade

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          roberto is an italian name though

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Roberto is a portuguese name, a spanish name and italian name.
            Italy wss never in Japan
            Spain sent dome jesuits to japan in portuguese boats to helpnportuguese spread christianity.
            Portugal was the first european country to reach and trade with Japan duri g the end of sengoku period when japan was having a warring state war. Infact Nobunaga won the war because of portuguese fireweapons, the tanegashima gun.

            Dutch only got to japan 100 years later during Edo period when Japan closed borders to the world to prevent the spread of christianity. They could only trade books, food and Hispanices. N9thing to undermine or create conflict in japanese society
            The edo period was a period of peace civilization and prosperity, not war.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              moron that was interesting but drop the beer lmao

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If you were trying to avoid cultural influence wouldn't books be one of the worst things to allow the trade of?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Most people back then were illiterate with nobility and higher ranking officials being the exception. You want to keep the spread of new ideas away from yhe peasents that could rise up against you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Ah that makes sense, get all the benefits yourself without the risk

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You don't want the daimyous and scheming court nobles to learn too much about fancy Western ideas either.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Its alot easier to take the head of another noble as an example to others than to stamp it out of the general populace where can spread like wild fire.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Knowledge
                Science
                Art
                No religion.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Considering he was called Roberto, he was probably Portuguese.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sekiro can't see the children.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Probably already dead or not relevant enough

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Probably already dead
        100% dead, the Divine Child says all the other children died.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >watch other people play sekiro on youtube
    >boss does a completely foreign move you've never seen before even though you've beaten them like 50 times

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes anon you didn't fight the Inner versions of bosses in the Gauntlets of Strength. We get it.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Witnessing From's inferiority complex was the most embarrassing part of Sekiro. Sure, Europeans are larger than the Japanese, but making the most skilled warrior in your fantasy Japan setting completely ineffective against some dime-a-dozen drunken knight is just too much. Goddamn europaboos.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It allows From to beat the public to the punch of
      >Hurrr nippon steel inferior to euro steel
      Which is true anyway put away your sushi Apollo.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Katana is inherently a weak weapon. It struggled to cut through wood. You actually needed to be really skilled to make a swift cut so the sword would not become jammed on whatever it is that you cut.
      Thenpolearm was actually the weapon of choice for mor samurai. The Katan was just glorified durinf edo period when it became a social status symbol that only people on the top of the hierarchi could wield it.
      Its a dumb weapon memed into a 100% crit chance with bleed effect and armor break by dumb japanese games and anime

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It looks cool as fuck and wielding them in video games feel cool as fuck, who the fuck cares about realism, when has realism ever made a game more fun

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I mean the same could be said about longswords. They were side arms not your main source of attacking.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          lmao ok lindy

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not saying longswords aren't better in construction. Just saying anyone with half a brain is going with a spear or halberd in most cases when compared to a longsword in actual battle.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Spears are for fucking pussies

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          logswords are harder to break and they're still better against armor

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I think the proper name for a logsword is "club"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        katana isn't built to block an attack from a sword, it was built to parry and counterattack an enemy who isn't properly defending

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It isn't built to parry either, japanese sword philosophy is all about striking before the opponent hits you

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            well, how can you attack a person who's using a spear? you literally cant approach if you wont parry

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >well, how can you attack a person who's using a spear?
              Use a spear yourself

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                And thus it became a spear thread. The best kind of thread

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I've got a spear for you right here *unzips dick*

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                thanks vivec, very cool

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ROBERT-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spearchads! WE JUST KEEP WINNING! LMAO AT SWORDKEKS!

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why are all the Europeans in this game Giants? Armoured Warrior and the Chained Aryan?

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you would actually KNOW the lore, you would know Sekiros name IS Roberto.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was Owl a filthy Westaboo?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Felt bad man.

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