>"Rorikstead.

>"Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead."
Chills every time

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rorikstead is two houses and a goat. It's shit.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you know they took turns on that goat

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >insulting the rorikstead goat

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wrong, it has that single father with two daughters who may hire you as a Companion to beat up one of them

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's 4 houses and 2 goats

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I see two houses, a tool shed, and a coop.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dont care, im having a blast with this game

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's okay to enjoy eating poop in the current year. You're a brave and powerful, sis!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a peaceful, prosperous farming town. It's a fine place to live all things considered. Just don't ask too many questions about why the harvests are always great...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one of Skyrim's primary exports are Elder and Goat Cheese Wheels
      >can't find a single goat in the basegame
      What did they mean by this?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are plenty of wild goats

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re laughing. He’s from Rorikstead and you’re laughing.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of a name is Teef for a Nord anyway?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon are you moronic? His name is Lokir

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > Wake up, you were dreaming.. whats your name?

    chills every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never should of come here!
      chills every time

      >Exiting the sewers
      chills every time

      whats the Starfied equivalent?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I've only had like three or four boyfriends before, tee hee

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this is the Bethesda magic, this is why no other game developer comes close, this is why I game

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ito threads are a thing of the past now
          Grim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think it was supposed to happen when you get the ship and you're all like "wow, this is amazing, an entire galaxy to explore..." but it happens in a dialogue while staring at badly animated Barrett's face so it just doesn't hit the same way

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't play that game sorry.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the first npc you see is a dunmer
      morrowind's intro was unironically without a shred or irony pure kino

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >never should of come here!
    chills every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Varg, is that you?

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Bethesda Games Studios
    >Presents
    >*ULTRA FRICKING LOUD CRASHING SOUND.mp3*
    >The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
    >*softlocks in an endless cycle of spinning
    Yeah I modded it to run with uncapped framerate and realised this piece of shit game's physics are tied to the framerate. Give me chills how bad people program games, even by todays standards.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      16 times the detailRT0D

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Stormcloaks were so weak Ulfric lost to literal nobodies at the border
    >only saved by actual divine intervention
    but "EMPIRE TOO WEAK TO RULE" narrative right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Ah yes, I'm going to side with the people who tried to cut my head off for no reason instead of betting on the other guy who escaped by DIVINE INTERVENTION

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fine, the Legion proved their trickery with an ambush. Now it's time for them to prove their might in full on combat against an equally strong opponent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >only saved by actual divine intervention
      Imperials have two on the Nords in regards to divine intervention tbh. Whitestrake practically carried the entire war against the Ayleids on his back and Akatosh having to personally intervene against Dagon when he broke through in capital city.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >forget the list. He goes to the block.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Exiting the sewers
    chills every time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw only found out recently that Jauffre's chest is a safe container
      >I used to buy a house in Bruma just to have somewhere to store my garbage
      My child brain really didn't think things through

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exiting the sewers in Oblivion and a nice, but nothing will ever top the Vault 101 exit from Fallout 3. Literally one of the best vidya moments of all time.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No! No, I'm too late! I thought I could get here in time, thought I could stop you! By Sithis, what have you done? What madness has claimed you? You have betrayed me, you have betrayed the Dark Brotherhood! Why? I am here to end your miserable life, to... But... I can see the confusion in your eyes. You... You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you?
    Chills every time. Unironically

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's because you're sitting still in rags during minus weather

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah that can't be it, your guy starts out as the default Nord character

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skyrim has aged badly
    a game like Bad Company 2 or RDR from a year earlier looks 10000 times better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      will skyrim ever stop living rent free in people's heads?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        will morrowind ever stop living rent free in skyrimbabs heads?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frankly i prefer not to take a side in the war unless I'm playing a nord proud boy because i feel it's inappropriate that one person literally blessed by fate to be 10000x stronger than everyone else in the world can decide the outcome of a war just because they feel like it. I don't want to make a choice that big just because i was born lucky. I'm just worrying about killing these homosexual dragons that are fricking up the world.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >browsing skyrim videos
    >see a comment about Ald'Ruhn
    >sudden urge to go see it again like Biblo would the mountains
    Morrowind. Chills every time.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are little nord girls like this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unless she's adopted, Braith is a Redguard.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh right
        she was bullying the battle-born kid so I thought she's grey-mane

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You see Ed. Ed's dead
    >You miss
    >SQUEAK
    >You were hit critically for 0 points of damage
    Chills every time

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't anyone from rorikstead mention this guy? The town has like 5 people, you think one of them would acknowledge his death/disappearance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you notice nobody in Rorikstead talked about all the Goatfricking either? Sounds like a connection.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just where he's originally from. He could have been gone from the place for decades to lead his life of crime for all we know.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Excuse the gloom... but none may know of this meeting. The nature of my trouble is darker still.

    chills every time

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