Now: スーパーマリオサンシャイン
Next: ヨッシーのロードハンティング
Later: ロックマンX
Schedule: https://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2022
Watch: https://twitch.tv/rtainjapan
Now: スーパーマリオサンシャイン
Next: ヨッシーのロードハンティング
Later: ロックマンX
Schedule: https://horaro.org/rtaij/rtaijs2022
Watch: https://twitch.tv/rtainjapan
What is that white thing
夏はシーフード.
it's called a human
ah yes cup noodles with red bull, delicious
All the power a runner needs to be on top form.
Does anyone else just like watching random stuff in foreign languages they have zero comprehension of?
I'd answer yes, but I learnt Japanese years ago, so I understand it now.
I do. The first foreign streamer I followed was a Korean streamer playing Rayman games, and now he tends to play old 90s PC games. Another streamer I follow is a 50 year old Swedish woman that plays WoW.
I have no idea what either of them say, but it's nice watching them play games.
Yes, you remain blissfully ignorant of whether you'd dislike them if you could understand them
yes
I woke up to an infamous run, nice
>Not even a speedrunner can pilot the fricking boat
I must not have played Sunshine much, because I don't remember anything about blue coins, let alone them being this collectathon feature with secret hiding places I'd probably never figure out without a guide.
Who in the world heats the water first before putting it in the noodles
Most of the world.
i don't believe you for 1 second, you heat the water with the noodles.
Anon, even when you're doing noodles on the stove, you always pre-boil the water before dumping them in
i just microwave the cup
The directions literally tell you to pour hot water in and wait three minutes, what the frick anon
Lots of instant noodles have directions for both hot water and microwaving options
MARY ON A CROSSSS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tB8KWXX1rM
I remember glitching out that reef area somehow, I think the water went away and it treated me as if I were on solid land and it screwed up the game somehow, had to reset. Don't remember how I did it though.
How did Wiggler go from being a common enemy in SMW to a giant boss in SM64, and an even bigger boss in Sunshine?
>THE BLUE COIN DISAPPEARING RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIS FEET
YAMETEEEEEEEEEEE
I wanna see one of the Sunshine romhacks run at an event one day (I think Sunburn is the one that's finished, Eclipse is the other WIP).
that was sick
That shit was masterful.
This is real comfy watching a speedrun event without men wearing a dress.
All that air movement and jumps off moving platforms makes me nervous.
>always happen to look away when something cool happens
it was some risky consecutive midair rocket boosts + dives over a bottomless pit with the flipping platforms in the challenge level
That really was some pretty nice platforming there.
Nice double balloon pop.
まあまあまあまあまあまあ
I wish RTA would put up videos of the waiting screens on YouTube so we can see all of them, and without any overlays.
same. maybe if enough people bug them about it. i emailed them that request before but they never replied.
Aha, I bet you were all so busy looking at the cute girl that you didn't even notice what was happening outside the window, did you?
what a choker
ow
He has to get 29 Shines in 7 minutes, will he be alright?
I think he cashes in all the blue coin shines at once
Ah, that explains it.
SAY IT WITH ME
Black person
Looking like this piece of shit is going to be about 5 minutes over estimate.
stop supporting terrorist organizations and delete this thread
over estimate
Looks like we're going over estimate.
Tick tock, time over
We're still at 94 stars too
We're about to witness harakiri live at RTA Summer 2022. One inch for each minute over estimate.
Three inches.
Is 120 Shines a cursed category at marathons? The 96 Shines run at ESA went really well
It's a rough run, and for some reason they keep setting the estimate really low. This guy's best run is a 3:01, it's very easy to lose 7 minutes over 3 hours when one mistake loses you a minute.
Yeah I was gonna say, the WR is in the late 2:50s so why they always set the estimate a few minutes above that is really stupid. Even weirder at RTA where they're always really liberal with estimates
Kind of, a lot more can go wrong in 120.
That run was insane and he went over the estimated time, how autistic are Mario runers holy shit
RIP Pump
i can't believe they just fricking killed fludd
>wwww
>yare yare
chad
Time to get some stretches in.
more chill lo-fi beats with dicky
It's amusing that even Japan doesn't want to watch a minute longer of Sunshine's ending and voice acting.
I was starting to think we'd go the entire event without this getting used.
>sudoku
>katana
right in my weeb spirit... anon.. you don't use a katana to commit sudoku
Yeah alright
Thanks for teaching me something today.
These are just so fricking nicely done compared to the stuff GDQ and even ESA has for their stuff.
SUDDENLY
Black folk
>look at channel
>see some ugly africans
talk about a flashbang for the senses
I stopped watching cable for a reason.
Now even in Japanese streams, I cannot escape these fricking black people.
they seemed like good people.
Ignore the morons. If they had a conversation with an average African they'd realize that many are actually politically aligned with them. But racism trumps all.
You just said Trump haha
.
>地下水責任者
Why can't this guy be one of the doctors? Can't believe how racist this charity is.
tfw you're a waterboy for the doctors
send rta-chan to africa!
RTA in Japan does an infinitely better job or showing what the charity they're benefiting actually does. Don't fricking start. GDQ's idea of promoting the charity is having some white woman come out once per event and explain how she's researching how smoking affect pregnant women. Why can't GDQ do anything right?
GDQ's is about the appearance of doing good. I think ESA's okay since the Alzheimer's memes last Winter were really good, but RTA probably just give a shit about actually doing good. Action > appearance
whats in it
fertilizer, she became inspired after reading Uncle Ted's manifesto.
I wanted to make new clips of the intermission where RTA-chan's stuck in Tetris hell, but didn't that have some extra illustrations of her spilling coffee on herself? Was that when she died or something? I didn't see it from skimming through a VOD.
next up is some piece of shit yoshi shooter game
USE THE BAZOOKA
Who is Yoshi hunting?
Mario is the one who hunts, with a bazooka.
This is so autistic, he even pointed the head towards the camera
what I am looking at
Yoshi holding a bazooka
There is a Super Mario FPS. This plumber really has done everything
>yoshi's had just fricking enough of this shit
Game looks cool lmao
look at this smug b***h
>Come on Mario, let's go, Peach gave us carte blanche so it's not a war crime.
Is this worth watching if you cant speak in moonrunes?
if you like video games yeah
I'm on Ganker you should know the answer to that
the Bridget thread is two blocks down gay
>set up filters for Bridget and troony
>21 threads filtered
Monday was wack
You're a troony.
I'm a heterosexual man, as such I simply do not care about trannies
>browse Ganker
>genuinely enjoy games
Oh you'd be surprised
this run is pretty understandable if you are weeb, they are doing that shitty "is it over" "aah it's not over" joke on every single boss, you ain't missing that much.
jesus christ just watch and find out yourself homosexual
This is called Yoshi's Safari, which implies there's a reservation where you can take a Super Scope and kill hundreds of Goombas and Koopas legally. No wonder Bowser revolted.
No problem if it's state-approved.
DAMN i completely forgot and just realized that RTA in japan is going on and its almost over...
2 and half days left, plenty to watch.
Speedrunning on-rails shooters seems strange to me.
Really makes u think, huh?
>Real Time Attack
So does this classify as speedrunning like AGDQ, or is it more lax? As in, the runners aren't trying to break WRs and just doing it as fast as they can?
The website says they were inspired by GDQ's format, but the atmosphere is still very relaxed and without intrusive donation commentary.
Yeah, I watched a bit of this Yoshi's Safari run and it was quite relaxing, I think you're right on the donation commentary being intrusive in GDQ. Though I don't understand 日本語 very much (in training) it was still a good time.
Ah gotcha, definitely interested in it now, especially if they play more retro games.
ACHSUALLY Real Time Attack means the timer starts from the first input until the game ends, this includes loading screens.
It's just the Japanese term for speedrunning
Ohaiyo, anon-kun
ABE NOOOO
Best gaijin run?
What percent of the runners use vtube avatars on their streams?
It's gotta be a pretty significant amount
しばいぬCHADたち・・・まっ・・・負けるとはな・・・
I might crash during the Symphonia run, I'm kinda curious as to what it's like though.
>symphonia run is directly during my work hours
I was hoping for a distraction
Why aren't you watching the english restream, Ganker?
why should i?
>open stream
>megaman run
>close stream
Honestly, I find these runs to all blend together.
There's an english re-stream?
>clapping
>wearing masks
wait a second what's going in here
nation wide conspiracy to mock americans
>he's choking
>page 10
It all comes tumbling down tumbling down
Just wait until the 8 hour tales run next
Is early morning for us and these threads gather no interest because the mayority of Ganker is allergic to japanese stuff. I'd rather keep the threads slow.
>no interest because the mayority of Ganker is allergic to japanese stuff.
But the site was created to discuss Japanese stuff and this is the best thread by far, weird.
and the internet was originally created for military purposes
Weeb site
Not enough troony discussion for Ganker's tastes compared to GDQ.
The loudest morons do not ever make up the majority of anything.
>Ninja Gaiden trilogy relay race
>only 3 runners listed
How does this even work?
Maybe they all swap places after finishing a game?
There's a comma after the last runner so I'm guessing they just didn't bother to list them all. I hope.
Are you alright anon
>1 screen
guess they just mistagged it as a race, or the runners want to see which one of them beat their own game the fastest
>ESA usually maxed out at 30k views max
>RTA in Japan consistently has 50k+ views
What went wrong with ESA?
Europeans divided by the various restreams
european shitshow copying gdq
they should be more like rta and just chill while playing game fast
ESA has a dozen restreams dumdum.
is "note" a sponsor or do they just not know what to do with all that screenspace
it looks like its some japanese company with a really bad logo
>symphonia for 8 hours
>8 hours of a jrpg with commentary in a language i don't understand
my body is ready
at least it's the best tales game
OH GOD
TEIMU~~!
JII JII!
MY EYES
AAAAAAA MY EYES
What 8 hour run would YOU prefer over 8 hour RPGs?
the wonderful 101 all cutscenes%
Metako running FF9
It's still an RPG despite your favourite personality running it.
I want a mario run where they pick every coin in the game and get the max coin high score for every level
MGS4
what the frick was that
I run.
ok thank you
why do nips care about msf, isn't there some "help otakus frick women" charity that they should be pushing instead
The goal is to import refugees to help with that though
This, mixing japanese genes with prime western ones and reaching unity through dick is the ultimate goal here
>I get all my information from Ganker greentexts
>50-60k viewers
>only ~$18k raised
they clearly don't care very much
They don't have the power of hourly $1000 Anonymous and Yetee donations.
>gdq's mascot is a transsexual furgay abomination
>esa's is a loud, annoying, and queer scott who incidentally is also a furgay
>rta jp's is a sexy little girl
and this is why japan is the superior country when it comes to gaming
The closest to an ESA mascot would probably be the blonde emote girl. You sometimes see her on-screen holding a wad of money.
This is the ESA mascot
No. That's a game they keep shilling and you let it stick in your head which an advert is supposed to do. You fell for basic marketing tactics, good job.
You probably thought this whiny post was some kind of great comeback didn't you?
Guess the truth hurt.
Game?
>game
>been shilling Chenso Club for years
>release catchy ad about new playable character over a year ago
>game is still in beta
>new girl isn't even playable yet
They're spending all their money on advertisement most likely.
hell yea tales of symphonia
>its a comedy duo
My japanese is not at that level, god fricking dammit
thats a big guy
Well, time to take a shower, do my gacha rounds, eat breakfast, work, eat lunch, finish working and shitpost in Ganker while the run goes.
K-Kaniman?!
When I was a kid Sheena was my favorite. Now that I've grown up I realize Colette was truly the best girl.
You showed true growth. I am proud.
>Never played the game
>Always thought Colette was a boy from the artwork
Im moronic and/or blind
>liking the moron
That's the appeal, yes.
>people actually believed that this > FFX
it had co-op gameplay for starters
thank fricking god for stream 2
Monkey Ball should be good
where ?
Why are the speedrunners in Japan not trannies like the american ones? I was told speedrunning is strictly a troony hobby.
guy on left is trans-lobster
Trannies are almost exclusively an American phenomenon and most of the ones you see outside the US were at some point infected by American culture terror.
>gaming discussion leans heavily into American-moderated communities
>game communities hold more LGBT
woah a church clergyman with angel wings, I bet he's totally on the good side and not at all an evil dude
Why is the church ALWAYS evil in JRPGs?
so u can fight god at the end of the game
So which Tales game is the best
for me its symphonia but vesperia is good too
Xillia 2 is my favorite.
Eternia
i've only played symphonia, so i'll go with that
I started with Vesperia, so I love that game. However, Abyss and Symphonia grew on me, while Destiny is one of my favorites. Kind of sad after introducing to super armor in Xillia, all of further games feel terrible if encounter.
Kind of wish they'd make remaster collection of old tales of games for PC.
DEMON FANG
>8 hour jrpg
>viewercount still the same
Japan loves their jrpgs
>mashing X for 8 hours
>mashing spacebar for 200 hours
do not click this image
it's still in there, just like last time
Is there some huge skip in Symphonia? Maybe it's because I've never tried to speed through the game, but I can't see how you can beat it in 8 hours.
There are a few places where you can optimize like having potions already when you enter the mines and others. But I'm guessing there's either a skip or you just go straight towards everything and only fight the fights you need for xp
there has to be, story must have nearly 8 hours of cutscenes alone
no way he makes it 8 hours with that thing on his head
>puts on more shit
i don't get the crab hat
It's cool
pun with kratos's name in nipponese maybe?
Crab angel
>NASA running remote marathon right now
>47 viewers
NASA bros...
https://www.twitch.tv/nasamarathon
Do they even promote the event?
they're promoting RIGHT NOW
>Running during RTA
Foolishness, utter foolishness.
I've never seen it posted anywhere, they do zero promotion.
it's just a weekend remote action rpg marathon, not a full NASA in person marathon (not that they do a better job of planning or promoting those either)
SWOOOOOOOOORD RAIN
oppai... the greatest enemy...
this game is pure nostalgia for me, played it with my friends in middle school. where my regal homies at
How grim is Tales of future now that all of their gachas failed and the newest release was pretty average?
Grim.
Arise is one of there better selling games now so they are just going to keep going with that route
Hopefully they stop with the gachas and put more work into the games.
If anyone's curious, the font used in the English version of Symphonia is DFPPuDing-B5 by Dynafont.
thanks for the piece of trivia nerd
no problem anon. if you're interested in other fonts this is a good account to check out.
https://twitter.com/Fontendou
Ultra based, but I need the font for the screen text of Phantasy Star Online and see you have a folder for it there. It looks like Gulim/Dotum kind of but the actual font used in the GC/DC version definitely differs a bit and it bothers me.
Also the Fontworks/DynaComWare fonts used in vidya are incredibly easy to find after lurking the threads on Ganker
https://web.archive.org/web/20210529173537mp_/https://repo.mariocube.com/Fonts/DynaFont/
You can find most of Fontworks/Dynacom/Morisawa/Maltese/etc. on the internet archive too. There's also this Chinese font pack with a well-seeded torrent if you search for 超级字体整合包 XZ. I'll look at PSO's menu text later, I doubt it used anything special and I think the PC version even used your default Windows font.
Also Gulim Dotum is the font that comes with PSO Ephinea (didn't notice I already had it) so that's probably correct.
why do the faces look so weird in this game
older game
the 2d artstyle is fantastic tho
Hello japan-a-manon
i like that this game has small towns/temple areas that are completely optional and don't really have any quests or anything. really makes the world feel more "real" and less like everything revolves around the player
I like that they keep that up in the other world too. A lot of just small Abbeys or huts of salvation that serve no real purpose besides world building
Isn't this the game that had you rebuild a town to unlock some ultimate weapon later, but you had to donate a specific gold amount like 10 times, with different amounts each time (that don't carry over to the next or build up, you have to donate exactly what is needed or else you waste your money), and there was no fricking indication of the amount in the game? That was to sell strategy guides right? Frick that part.
But i like hidden stuff like that
This was bullshit though, you had to donate tens of thousand of gold at a time.The mayor doesn't say "wow we're almost there", you donate 1 gold over or below and you just wasted your money. I hope I'm wrong because frick I get angry just thinking about that part while I was a kid playing this.
It's like 2nd or 3rd strongest weapon before demon arms and joke weapons. And yeah I remember as a kid not knowing it worked like that and would just go to the earth temple and farm that gold dragon for like 100k gold and donate that each time until it worked
is the moronic coffee scene coming up
Think it's after tower of mana seal. I'm not sure on order but there's probably a human ranch before it
That or after the 3rd seal but since he went up it'll be tower of mana instead of the wind seal which would be the 3rd if you went across the ocean first
Gonna take a nap, I want to be awake for Legend of Mana.
Speedrunning a JRPG with unskippable cutscenes and dialogue just seems so fricking miserable. I have no idea how people do it.
need more alt costume rta
This reminds me that i still havent touched my ring fit adventure
>8 hours JRPG "speed"run
Tales of ZZZZZZZZ
Where is Stream 2?
I love Japan
And I love SOO SHEE!
UMAPYOI!
UMAPYOI!
lloyd giving her the ole hot and cold, classic
THE COFFEE
"Lloyd" seems like a very ill-fitting name for a jrpg protagonist
Yuri isnt any better
better than Loid
AHHH HOW COULD YOU LLOYD
i think sheena was when i first started showing interest in breasts
For me, it's when she puts on her evening wienertail dress and you get super booba.
her bikini is fantastic as well
Don't let the twitch mods find out
>sheena pops up on screen
>runner calls her megaton boing
>chat starts laughing at it and repeating it like twitch chat does
>mods have an absolute meltdown and time out all of them
I think its just autobot timing out for certain words
Pretty sure it's not since the timeouts wouldn't come delayed that way. There was a time earlier where the mods missed some people too when people were talking about how Midna twisted their fetishes during the TP run.
Jannies of any kind are always homosexuals, imagine the type of person who willingly signs up to police the speech of others.
Holy frick lmao
I cant imagine the meltdown by jannies or staff if a runner called Laura Croft
>Giga Jiggle
can anyone post an image of those so called megaton ?
oh I thought he was talking about someone in the venue
still nice
So was the coffee hot or cold?
Yes.
sheena will always remind me of slave maker. i wonder if that shit is still getting updates
Psst, hey kid, meet me behind that rock over there.
i forget, does kratos know he's lloyd's daddy at this point
Didn't he figure it out the moment he saw Lloyd's exsphere? I might be remembering wrong though, it's been a long time.
ah yeah that sounds right
I commentated for RTAIJ Winter earlier this year and GOD jt is so disorganized. Nobody tells you jack and you're not even told of you're on the commentary slot until literal minutes before the run.
nice, more organization always correlates with less SOVL. it's unavoidable
Which run did you commentate?
whomst
i don't know but that face is filtered to shit
after some detective work I found her account
Wow!
Good morning!
My bueauty!
SIR ohayo SIR
i hate women
This is my first time watching an event in something other than English and I can't tell if affecting my enjoyment.
These runs have been pretty mediocre to boring so far, but thats just been the games and actual runs.
Have any really stood out to you so far?
i'm enjoying this run because i have nostalgia for the game and haven't seen it in a long time, but yeah generally this isn't a marathon i can really just sit down and watch like GDQ since i don't speek jap. more of a just background noise and i pop in the thread periodically
Yes, most of the runs are good I only remember the few bad ones, the metal stick game, susan, the other gaijin with all the pixels and this 8 hour long jrpg. Solid event so far, wish they had machine TL on screen like harutomo does.
so will the rest of the game be ez mode since he took that 'hard' path early?
I am now realizing this is an 8 hour run
>IS THAT A JRPG ON MY JAPANESE SPEED RUN STREAM AHHHH I'M GOING INSANE
KMS
undine's undies
>he's had that crab mask on for 2.5 hours
god speed, autist
It's hot.
This shits so boring without english subs or a redub.
フィルターされてるw
Your impression of a moron using Ganker shitposter vernacular but in Japanese is pretty decent
I played zesteria and thoroughly did not enjoy it.
The combat was not very fun, and it looks like the other games have the same style. Is this franchise just not for me then?
Just curious, I'm guessing you didn't ask or look for any opinions on the game before you started? Zestiria is known as one of the worst games in the whole Tales of series.
My favorite is Tales of Eternia (with undub mod) because it's got a terrific 2D battle system and a great soundtrack.
Symphonia and Abyss are also good ones to start with, people seem pretty happy with Arise if you want something more modern.
I got it in a humble bundle or some shit, idk. A 2d battle system would suite better I think. The linear whatever combat was pure ass
zesteria is probably the worst modern tales
even tales fans don't like it
I tried to play it and I just couldn't stomach that shit, it was awful in every way
Woodpecker laugh
Why is RTA-chan so freaking smug? Brat..
she knows you want her records
TOP GAMER
I want to pull her pigtails!
do not
Fine, ill just rape her anally
has this been pretty much glitchless so far? just mashing through text, doing the battles fast, and knowing where to go?
how many people blow threw all of their items on these fights that you're allowed to lose?
There aren't really any games I'm looking forward to the rest of the week but golf tbh
Maybe that gundam game
I'm looking forward to Takeshi and Druaga. Not sure after that but I'll watch the races and bing bing wahoos.
Sitting for 8 hours straight doesn't sound that good for you.
Why is that one dude always in handcuffs
Because he feels bad about being so fricking swole he can solve every issue by punching it.
spoilers: he killed someone he loved with his hands so to atone for his sins he limits the use of his hands
>not even halfway through
Crash Bandicoot Idling
presea prpr
Rip thread
I'm ready for Mario Kart
>still halfway more to go
4 hour+ runs eat up a lot of time but I guess they're comfy if you like the game.
I like Symphonia a lot, but I think the most important part is the runners actually being able to create a good atmosphere.
These guys aren't grating or spastic, are actually explaining the story and various things in a nice way and are not getting interrupted every 10 seconds. Add in some humor and it goes a long way to making even a long run enjoyable.
Colonel, I managed to infiltrate the RTA thread, but there's nothing going on here. Only a small gathering of men half asleep looking at an RPG game being played.
*mherrrnn*
Looking at it is making me feel a bit sleepy myself. Moving on to the next area. Over.
why did you post a blank image
It's 3 AM over there, and there's still a few people sitting in the back watching.
It's 3 am, they still need fans and this guy has been sitting there with a mask on for 4 hours.
I hope for humanity that this is the only runner who runs this boring as 8 hour game
Are you playing anything anon? I should probably continue Bayonetta 2. I kind of feel like playing through SH1 instead.
Elusive target rerun in Hitman just dropped. Don't know what to do after that though.
Been playing COGEN. That earlier Akiba's Trip 2 run and that anon mentioning that they're giving the finn a route after all these years makes me want to play it againn.
beat XBC2 last night, about to start the DLC. just want to play XBC3 so probably gonna rush through it a bit even though i think i'll be more interested in the dlc story than the main game
Thats never a good idea, enjoy your games anon
i know, i end up doing this shit a lot with jrpgs and it definitely fricks up the playing experience. especially since a lot of jrpgs have those "fake out" endings where i think i'm nearly done but really there is 20 hours left
8 hr runs require goofy costumes for the runners or fun commentary like megaton boing.
This run,luckily, has both
>Guy int he back fanning himself just like the nobles in my Japanese animes
dedededede de dedede
Even if it's a speedrun, seeing all those chests just getting ignored hurts me a bit inside.
how we holding up, symphonia bros? crab mask guy is hating his life now i'm sure
fantastic, RPGs are so much fun
DX
are we getting the lame colette ending?
every jrpg should have these sliding ice puzzles, i love 'em
How is Tales of Arise?
mediocre
The only Tales game that I played and had zero urge to NG+, and I played Zesteria.
I liked it but I wish the skits were still those little boxes.
I've started all of Arise, Symphonia, Abyss, Graces, Vesperia and never finished any of them.
i have only finished berseria
Symphonia is the only jrpg i've ever beat twice except for the first few gens of pokemon. I only played a little of Abyss but if I had more time I could see myself liking it a lot. Legendia is shit but the dark haired pale girl is a top tier QT. Got like 75% of the way through Phantasia but the 2D combat is a real slog
wtf is rta
real time attack
Let's be real, I would hate if that was my gf/wife. She has sex appeal but no wife qualities whatsoever. Can't cook shit so she's making me instant noodles and killing me slowly with high sugar energy drinks. Can't even make me a goddamn tea.
well i do all the shit for myself right now, so continuing that way but having a hot, loyal sex partner would still be a net positive for sure
>loyal
rta-chan is an anal princess
she doesnt know what anal is
>
Why is she so loose?
selling your body as a female is quite optimal anon
imagine making instant noodles the wrong way
THE JRPG RIDE NEVER ENDS
that part where Regal kamehamehas his way out of a jail cell later really pisses me off. feels like we could've skipped half the game if that little b***h just used his hands
regal is a man of principle
>dont understand a single word
>still way better than GDQ
how do japs do this?
are japs better than wh*tes at speedrunning?
It's a shame Raine's model is kinda ugly when her portrait is so cute
>just clip through the down facing generator
lazy
>looking back at the good runs of this year
>mfw Elex from ESA 2022
A modern classic
I hope we see that dude back in the future, he was incredible.
was there a major plot skip? It's 5 hours in and he's already drowning botta
they got to tethealla at like the 2.5 hour mark, as far as i've seen its just been mashing through text, knowing where to go, and doing the battles fast
damn nice. So he's really just playing super fast
i think so, though i've mostly had it on as background noise and could've missed something
>8 hours of intense gaming without a piss/shit break
How do they do it?
piss bottles
Is very easy to go over 8 hours without a bathroom break.
>wake up
>8 hours tales run
sukippu
Hell yeah
>They're playing shiritori with Tales names
Where do I get a crab gf?
Flode needs a better game ASAP
>Celesphonia has a better postgame battle system
>Worse HRPG-heroine
It's not fair!
People praised the shit out of Celesphonia but I never touched it since I didn't like the girl. The sad fate of erorpg.
It's probably his best game but it's a bad h-game. Flode was fun to see go down the corruption path because she really was just that into it by nature, plus she got a lot of content for it and in general. Amane/Celesphonia inversely has higher stakes and a way better character arc, but all the smut past the first tier is excessive, and even then it's almost all locked behind defeats. Celesphonia feels way more right as a Pure character who's roped into ecchi, with a decent turn-based RPG battle system and a surprisingly good soundtrack. But smutwise it was only good for teasing me and frick all more than that
How to get bnuuy gf?
crab and bunny
how hot and smelly is that room? Everyone is fanning themselves
Me on the bottom right.
are they even on disc 2 yet
QRD on the story of this game?
running errands that end up being pointless from what i can tell from the run
also church bad, god bad
Been a while since I played, but here we go.
The world is kind of dying, and there's filthy half-elves running around committing race crimes and using humans in farms to grow macguffins, and the main character (Lloyd)'s friend (Colette) is the chosen one who will undergo some trials to restore the world to its proper state. Lloyd tags along for Colette's journey even though he wasn't supposed to, and as Colette goes through the trials, she loses humanity/senses and becomes closer to an Angel. Before her ascension is complete, it gets interrupted because it's a sham, there's another world linked to their world, and all that really happens is that the balance of shitty world/nice world gets shifted with each Chosen's journey. Lloyd and company end up in the other world, and figure that this system fricking sucks and that they'll find out how to make it so that both worlds can be nice at the same time, and get Colette's humanity back while they're at it. Eventually they find out that all of this is because there's a really old kid who is fricking pissed that an old war got his sister killed, so he seized control of the world, split it into, and started the whole Chosen thing so he could find someone to shove his sister into. The gang beats the frick out of him and does something to fuse the two worlds together and make it all good. I'm probably forgetting a lot of points here and there.
so does lloyd win at the end or is this one of those no main characters aloud to fall in love with each other game
iirc, depending on your choices, he'll end up with Collette (blonde dumb childhood friend), Sheena (titty ninja who is probably the worst summoner in the Tales series), Raine (half-elf teacher/ruins maniac and his best friend's sister), or none of them and instead you get to keep Kratos (his father) as a party member and Zelos dies.
i played this game like 15 years ago and all i remember is the beginning and the stews, i still remember the characters of course but i didnt know you could romanced anyone. sheena was my crush
>>i remember is the beginning and the stews
>Not the Dwarven Vows
theres a distant fading memory but nothing concrete
One of the post-battle scenes has Genis and Colette reciting one and Lloyd grumbling about how he hates it. There's also a few times where Lloyd's adoptive father throws out a few, like
>Dwarven Vow number 11- Lying is the first step down the path of thievery.
dwarven vow number 4: liquor before beer, have no fear. beer before liquor, never been sicker
i guess i have to replay it now, it's kind of unforgivable to not remember something like that
You can actually end up with anyone and everyone but canon wise Lloyd cucks Genis and ends up dating Persea
you get to choose your waifu/husbando and they're the one that gets captured towards the end (though the game obviously is set up for you to like colette). you don't actually kiss or marry any of them, but in the epilogue you go on a journey with whoever your choice was
The game has an affection system where you can choose any of the party members to pair up Lloyd with (you can even bro up with the guys). Colette seems to be the "intended" character, but there is no official canon choice. Even the sequel that we don't talk about leaves it open who Lloyd gets with.
Thank you I will try to follow along
world is at war so guy goes on quest to fix stuff. end up splitting the world into two separate worlds that trade off on siphoning energy from an asteroid to be prosperous. guy's sister get's fricked up in the process so he has whichever world that isn't prospering offer up a girl to transfer his sister's conscious into before they swap but it never really works each time he tries.
our protag is part of a group that is trying to get his world's turn for energy, not knowing it will sacrifice his gf (his world doesnt know about the other world). he intervenes and they go on a journey to end this fricked up system and reunite the worlds.
Braster has left the building
ONLY 2 MORE HOURS LEFT
LETS FRIKKEN GOOO
>First skip after 6 hours
How is this a speedrun?
six hours in a foam crab mask
Could you do it?
depends if they got ac
no, i bow before crab man and his powerful resolve
He hasn't stopped talking this entire time. It's impressive.
It would probably be obnoxious if I could understand him
>It would probably be obnoxious if I could understand him
yeah it's odd how the constant chatter would be grating if i could understand it, but since i can't it's just kind of pleasant background noise
Explains why Americans started to like the French runners once there was the cafe background noise on.
If they paid me
>kikkene kokkene shirovano nejone
Ok didn't want to watch anyway.
Jesus are they still on the same game?
another 90 minutes left in the estimate m80
>tune in
>estimate says 8 hours
>show back up before 8 hours have passed
>incredulous they are still going
good one
>chooses raine
BASED GOD
they had a bidwar for it
even better
>pulls out gun
???
Now they're really learning from GDQ.
BAD END
rip axe kun
>If Presea was in her swimsuit this would be a nice scene
These fricking guys.
i've never wished i could understand nipponese more than right now
I'm not very informed, but between the way she was crawling around and the runner saying swimsuit I got the general idea. Maybe it requires a pervert's mindset?
Wait no, i'm the moron, I'm gonna try to setup a re-stream with yukarinet connector
Less than an hour to go
Isn't the next one FFVII though? It's JRPGs all the way down.
Mario Kart DD before the jrpgs
nap-bros, we're eating good today
more like crotch-os amirite
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
Soul.
I have a confession to make I've never liked Lloyd's design.
yeah same
IT'S OVER
different guy who went back to check it, that's pretty much what he said
>this part is really nice if you change presea's outfit to a swimsuit
i failed. In case someone wants to try this program https://machanbazaar.com/download_ync/ translates JP to EN
>page 10
owari da!
誰かベイキングして!
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mithos getting into the mech for the second fight is peak moronic jrpg shit