*ruins fantasy video games forever*

*ruins fantasy video games forever*

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Elden Ring was pretty good and being GoT lite wasn't FF16's issue.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The backbone of Elden Ring is mostly just Dark Souls 2 anyway.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        2trannies will never stop trying to piggyback off Elden Ring's success will they?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because he's right, Elden Ring cribs a fuckton from Dark Souls II's original concept artwork and what we know of the original development plans HOWEVER as a trve 2chad I still shun Elden Ring because as much as it takes from 2, it inherits just as much dogshit from DaS3 and still fails to deliver on any of the more important 2 concepts, like the dynamic lighting and towns with NPCs. Oh and a followable story, although I guess Ranni's questline kinda delivers on that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Elden Ring cribs a fuckton from Dark Souls II's original concept artwork and what we know of the original development plans
            I guess we all see what we want to see.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I literally just posted it you retard
              >no how can this game primarily directed by the fill-in director of DaS2, who has shown on multiple occasions that he hasn't let go of the game (DaS3 DLC?) take from DaS2 no AIEEEE save me Miyazakiman

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This fat fuck wrote 2 paragraphs for elden ring and that was it.
      The guy who made gwynevere a tiddy monster has contributed to souls games more than this lazy slob ever will.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GoT lite wasn't FF16's issue
      I'd say it's by far the biggest issue along with the serviceable enough but fairly dull combat system. The game feels like it's trying really hard to cram an epic political drama into a cliche JRPG plot and it falls a bit flat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >GoT lite wasn't FF16's issue
      It was a pretty big part of it. GoT is already boring and dated and what makes FFs beside gameplay is an interesting and original setting and story

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is up with GRRM and making trees or tree-like entities collect souls and conciousnesses? Half of his books are like this. Imagine reading a random scifi short story of his from the 70's and finding out there's a magic tree just like in game of thrones. Imagine playing elden ring and finding out george put another magic tree in there.

      YIKES dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring is literally redit the video game

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But whats his tax policy?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he obsessed with poop and incest?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Why is a fat, lazy, hedonist obsessed with degenerate stuff?"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saplowski also has a ton of weird fetishes. I lost count of how many times Ciri got sexually assaulted/beaten in the Witcher books.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it really that hard for famous authors to just not write when they're horny? Do they just forget to remove that embarrassing filth later?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if sex existing bothers you then you need to grow up
          it's grounding because it reminds the reader the characters grand though their adventures may be still suffer from the problems any normal person can face and that includes rape

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, the Daenerys passage everyone memes was intentionally meant to be uncomfortable because she's suffering from dysentery. It's a bad one to highlight because the point was to put the reader in Daenerys' head as she's suffering from this disgusting disease.
      Pink Mast is the better example of George using unnecessarily gross imagery.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Explicitly describing what is going on with a character's anus is always unnecessarily gross imagery.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Modern people in western nations, George's target audience, don't suffer from dysentery. At most they'll have food poisoning from bad Taco Bell or something.
          To highlight how grueling this disease is from the perspective of a character who's suffering from it during an outbreak caused by the conflict she started isn't unnecessary. It's gross, but not only is it not as explicit as you're describing, it's also important to highlight how just how low she's brought now that she's suffering from just one of the effects her actions have wrought by showing just how awful this once common disease is to a modern audience who has no frame of reference for it due to their high standards of living.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure the worst he says is "the more she drank the more she shat" and that her stool was liquid which... yeah that's what dysentery does.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Game of thrones was boring. For me LOTR is all I need. Pure german beer, cheese, meat, fresh water, fresh air, nature and lotr, if you need more you're a zoomer coomer and should off yourself and your chud boyfriend

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 4chan really chimping out at this guy because he's not a christian conservative Trump voter? lmao. Going to buy his books now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I rest easy knowing that classical fantasy is based in catholicism and british history, and no matter how desperate you gays get. You'll never be able to dig those roots up.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        LOTR is so unrealistic and stupid with characters coming back to life, I guess that's the influence of catholicism you talked about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you know how I know that you're American? I like Tokien and I like George RR Martin but you're so brainwashed and damaged by your freakshow politics that you think that because I like one, then I MUST be against the other. I really hope you guys manage to fix whatever the fuck is corrupting your soul over there.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUNSET

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically he didn't since they took all his characters and turned them into hulking monsterblobs like any Souls villains.

    Had they followed his direction, the game would have been full of boring plots and characters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Game only has like 2 monsterblob main villains

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GRRM is based, Tolkien is a chud incel scared of sex, you Tolkien fanboys are just mad that GRRM BTFO your god with facts and logic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this reads like bait
      but (p)redditors are so fucking pathetic now that I honestly can't tell anymore
      so regardless: homosexuality is a sin, abortion is murder, and chuds are pedophiles who deserve the rope

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you're a child

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It seems Tolkien fans have run out of arguments, here pic related is a great example of how ASOIAF is way better than LOTR!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no u have to have rape and pedoshit and incest and people shitting in the street in your fantasy mythos or ur naive
          Martin knows that Tokien fought in WW1, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like both

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >complains abotut fatfuck all the time
    >oh have you read the books
    >no i've just watched the tv show

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day Fantasy will be free from his death worshipping fans

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