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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Will you have to fight off hordes of gropers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because you will be playing as Larry Croft

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        indians will rape men and women

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        in india this will not really reduce the horde by a lot. I can literally post some good pictures about it but lets just say my pic is very related.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Tomb Raider reboots' world already felt like filler. How would you design a full on open-world? Would they just copy Far Cry but in third-person?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like Just Cause ripoff

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's implying it would have any resemblance of fun

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope the game has a hacking section where the villain screams "DO NOT REDEEM" at you.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TOMB RAIDA
    PROVIDA

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Beautiful tomb raiddari sir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i boughted PS5 for she

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i am village boy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BEST ROBBARI

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What movier sirs in hindi?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      HOW HE DO THE ROBBARI SIR

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gib link full movi 1080p

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      frick benchod this is best robbari

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Sloppa

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloody benchod. Why you play as a girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      calm down saar

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you don't. They already announced that it's a transition.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are indians so collectively rarted

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They honestly should make a zombie game where you are a hot woman and you have to fight of hordes of indian men to survive.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Resident Evil 5 was kind of like that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Left 4 Dead, just mod all the zombies as Indian

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >[NEW OBJECTIVE]: Shit in the field
    >[OPTIONAL]: Don't get raped while doing so

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hhahaha make fun of Indians yes very funny….mean while Indians r controlling ur c**try running ur companies top CEOs accross the world are Indian….leader of most western countries r Indian…..Indians r simply tking over an theres nothing u can do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE GENETIC SUPERIORITY SIR
      SIR...!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you done scamming my grandmother today saar?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bait used to be believable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      India's about to collapse from the inside-out via climate change and a rapid biosphere collapse.
      Soon they won't have enough viable farmland to sustain their population.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >billions of indians will die in your lifetime

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No, that just means you'll get a frickton of Indians immigrating to 1st-world nations. It's going to be a disaster.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            India has twice the population of the US and EU combined. No 1st world country has the means to accommodate that sort of immigration. It will be a disaster, sure, but when the shit hits the fan, borders will be closed and guarded with lethal force.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I severely doubt most of the third world could survive a migration from south to north if shit hit the fan cause the infrastructure for it doesn't even exist. Neither could the EU hold em since we can't support so many. This is a dream scenario for anyone wanting to justify keeping borders closed in the future btw

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >climate change
        Lmao is that story still ongoing? Covid briefly ended climate change but now we're back to the old bullshit

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Almost exactly like my Mars colony.
        So many dead Indians.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      indians are sucking israelite wieners to climb the corpo ladder and then practice nepotism rampantly
      that's how they ruin the housing and job markets everywhere they go like the filthy parasites they are
      there's a reason india is such a shithole

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >british woman returns to pajeetlandia to plunder it of whatever riches are left and kill every living thing that gets in the way
    get colonized again, you fricking curry Black folk

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haha take that [male enemies] violent female protagonist games rock!
      >wtf why [male enemies] come here to rape the women? NOOOOOO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This will be the hilarious part. In the last game, it was Lara gunning down beaners and latinos.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just like how if it was set in China it would not be representative of what the country really looks like it will be the same with India. Just half as misrepresented as how bad it would be with China.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      getting stalked by 15 ugly men at any given moment doesn't sound fun, no

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are you allowed to redeem a giftcard to buy the game?

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara Croft gets gangraped while using public transit
    Woah...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What should her lines be?
    >ugh, you stink
    >what's that smell? was that you?
    >sorry, my travel insurance doesn't cover latrine costs
    >I expect to find ancient ruins, not yesterday's shit
    >archaeology tip: if you want to find a treasure, try looking under all the poo
    >this is one way to leave your mark, not the best one though
    >the only thing flowing more freely than this river is the waste in it
    >In India, you can't avoid the history. Or the open defecation, it seems
    >I see you've taken 'defending your territory' quite literally
    >looks like the real treasure around here would be finding a loo
    >I'd say you're full of it, but judging by the state of this place, that's a given
    >try aiming at the loo, next time
    >you call this a battlefield? feels more like a public restroom
    >I didn't realize 'fighting dirty' was is taken so literally around here
    >I'm all for cultural immersion, but I draw the line at stepping in it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      my sides

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOOOOOOL!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It wasn’t funny though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if you wrote all of these yourself you need to become a standup comedian immediately

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fantastic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm coming for all you pooers
      >I hate poo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you're gonna have to make more these are golden nuggets

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      someone should use ai to make her say these lines

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >>I'm all for cultural immersion, but I draw the line at stepping in it
      Absolute gold.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bastardish

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I swear you people are the most creative motherfrickers on earth when it come to shit like this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >archaeology tip: if you want to find a treasure, try looking under all the poo

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Very nice...Tombraider she will come to MUMBAI and can not get enough of my big Indian cack

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >libtard woman goes to India to "find herself"
    >finds herself ... being gang raped by a pack of feral poo monsters
    KEK!

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/L3DPPnE.png

      saars...

      Anybody into crap fetish are surely going to want to play the new game. Ganker is already making ai images of the new tomb raider covered in poop. 2 girls, 1 cup.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >villain is pakistani prentending to be indian

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This cope will be hilarious at least.
      Also obligatory

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ?si=vm5_qHoQx8az6l0Q

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the pajeet song

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      which one saar?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wouldn't be out of place, she's from a wealthy family that can afford to travel all around the world

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      When did Lana join LDS?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I tried to find this video but it looks like they deleted it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Not their video but here are some other videos about what goes on in India.

          Video of a White European(or maybe Australian) taking a road trip through India on his motorcycle.

          Video of a British guy taking a plane trip back to the U.K. and his "awful" trip in Air India.

          Video of an American guy traveling in India.

          None of this will ever make it into the new Tomb Raider game.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't know about poverty porn
            Top kek

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao the first vid showed designated shitting street

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Riding a C90 through India
            KINO

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I wonder when people will realize that third worlds are called that for a reason.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >anglos doing things

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Video of a White European(or maybe Australian) taking a road trip through India on his motorcycle.
            >2) India is the only country where I nearly died multiple times, had people crash into me repeatedly, and the only country where I actually shit my pants when I hit a pot hole too hard as I was riding. This was due to the horrendous stomach problems I had for the entire 3-4 weeks I was there.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Normal people really don't understand just how disgusting India is. They see pictures of the Taj Mahal and the areas close to it and don't realize that 99% of the country is the most vile disgusting filth on earth. The first half of that third video is a really good depiction of the vast majority of India.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys, I'm stuck on the QTE "don't shit yourself" event. Where the frick is the toilet?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider? Don't they mean "Truth Seeker" or whatever Lara is now?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How much you wanna bet they're gonna make her indian in the future? I mean she's already british, that's like having a foot in the jeet grave already.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they've already raceswapped everything else i loved so why not

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nu lara already looks like a brit bred a jeeta

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That’s ok DaShawn because you look like a cross between a chimp and an NBA star

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    YOU WILL NOT SAYING POO IN LOO ANY MORE PLEASE SIR

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thaank you sars,
    I will radeem the pee ess 5

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Superpower by 2026

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all this Racism against india is not funny in the slighlest

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They probably set the new game in India that way the Indian programmers won't mind smaller wages.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >India

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn’t there a rumor about an older Lara Croft in the sequel? I hope not because I don’t want to lose her to the disgusting ass hag gays

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Crystal Dynamics are deliberately erasing every part that made Lara, well, Lara. She's no longer a bombshell sex symbol, too objectifying and unrealistic. She's no longer a borderline sociopathic dommy mommy, because that's problematic characterization. And she no longer raids tombs for sport, because that's culturally insensitive.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yet blatantly shilling Black person samurai is completely fine, frick westoids

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >rape mechanics are part of the gameplay loop
    >have to learn how to please brown manlet wiener to survive
    >have to constantly take meds and showers to survive the toxic environment
    Pure kino.

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Another fricking game of Uncharted but with Lara Croft
    These games exhausted themselves on the second isntallments
    Uncharted should've ended with 2
    nu-Tomb Raider should've stopped on Rise.
    These games all play the same btw, who keeps buying those?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up moron, we need more games like Uncharted 2-3, the problem is they keep trying to "innovate" and ruin the formula that was already perfected
      >but you can rewatch those two good movie games forever
      I want more than 2 good movie games

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the memes will be fresh and dank.
    https://goyimtv.com/v/1381934058/Codex-Pajeet-II--India-is-the-worst-country-on-Earth-

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i sat through the entire fricking thing. shit was fascinating

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's great saar, I want everyone to experience this movie, even if they have to listen to it like a podcast because of the crude imagery.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Is there a Codex Pajeet III saar?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            No, there is a CODEX I but it's the same as II with the editors voice through a robot filter.
            II is the good one, Attenborough's voice really makes it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeets are terrifying van they be stopped?

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    pajeet kino confirmed

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara Croft
    >in India

    Oh, they know exactly what they're doing.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >british woman loots india
    we are so back

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, it took them 3 games before they introduced vehicles in the nureboot

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where does the do not redeem thing come from anyway?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      There's this YouTuber who gets a frick ton of spam phone calls so he pretends to be an old lady to mess with them. He records "highscores" based on how long he manages to frick with them, ranging anywhere from a few minutes to over 12 hours. In this one video, he plays an old woman getting scammed to buy Google Playstore vouchers, which the scammers usually just steal the code before it's inputted. After like 10 hours of negotiations he finally inputs the code and redeems it, completely fricking up the jeets plans to steal the code. I really wish I had a link, the moment he cries out "DO NOT REDEEM DO NOT REDEEM NOOOOOOOO" is hilarious.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You mean Kitboga?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Lara baby I love I care for you I receive you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what the actual frick is going on here?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hinduism.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Truly India is the empire of Satan.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only part of India I'd be interested in visiting is the airport.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I assume Lara will be able to collect rare artifacts this time like Vishnu statues, unopened Google Play cards or toilets

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Morning. Please do the needful today. Thank you!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Can't we just bomb India with millions of EMP bombs to knock them out from the internet or something?

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    POO'D

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      European torture device.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider: The Designated Shitting Street

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I buy PS5 for she

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I swear on bob vagene

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    finally I can shoot poos

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >finally I can shoot poos

      They'll somehow make you shoot evil white mercs oppressing poor indian village. I'd bet on this

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is xhe in? How will Saars react to xher?

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOOO DELETE PLS SAAR
    BLADDY BENCHOD U b***h

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker seems to hate india more than china or isreal recently

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      israelites trying to derail since indians are easy to meme with

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      and?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone have that OG India shitting blogpost from some chinese going on a holiday to india and finding it horrifying with corpses being strewn about everywhere?

      Unfortunately the Western world has been exposed to them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not hate, it's just India is a meme country

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    switch 2 poort confirmed

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LOOOOL

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    blaaadddi bich british!
    you come to loot suparrpowars endia!
    BASTRED!

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >no mention of riding on camels
    this game deserves to fail

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >camels in india

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so its just cause
    and being set in india because all the monkeys who will work on the game . are from there

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >white woman
    >india

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I used to get mad at guys for doing this shit now I actually support it. Any woman moronic enough to go out alone, dressed like that, deserves rape

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Just Causing on India slums
    Sounds ludo

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara can now save her game by shitting on a rail

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    REMEMBER TO DO THE NEEDFUL

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What exactly IS the needful btw?

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it's racists being racist.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like Indians, they're beneath animals, and they should never enter the West.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      DO NOT REDEEM

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gm saar

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    sir its amazing amazing i watch this scene every night i love this, superb!

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >India
    She would get raped instantly by a group of Sirs just like when Lara Logan tried to interview people in Egypt and immediately started getting raped by all the dudes surrounding her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      wow wow wow wow lara croft is great beauty, pale skin and pretty dark hairs wow wow amazing, wonderful, best raperi

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Objective: find morning after pills.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    see

    Morning. Please do the needful today. Thank you!

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    She kinda looks pajeeta so it works

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    India is cool setting for Tomb Raider. I don't care about street shitters but riding dirtbike actross enormous jungle to find ancient ruins is what Tomb Raider absolutely needs after these dogshit 'hubs' from latest trilogy.

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >People want linear level based puzzle platformers like what the franchise started out
    >Hmmm no let's do open world Far Cry ubishit ripoff with a skill tree, and OH don't forget to blow the budget into a couple hundred million dollars and act shocked when fans don't buy something they didn't ask for
    Sucks to see one of my favorite franchises get infiltrated and ruined, but it ain't the first time I guess

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    QTE rape dodging sequence confirmed.
    Lara will get all her holes groped if you fail the prompts.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If the "Aryans" hadn't promoted the degenerate caste system, and stayed in Iran, India wouldn't be a shithole.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"Let's try ripping off Just Cause this time!"
    Another floppa.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno seems kinda based
    a white noble woman (whose great grand parents were british colonists) and a videogame icon gets conquered by an indian bull, oof hot

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    HELLO LARA CAN I PLEASE SEE YOUR VAGENE
    SHOW ME BOBS YOU DIRTY BASTERD b***h

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    LARA SAAR YOU NEED TO RIDE IN DE OPEN WARLD ON DE MOATACYCLE YOU BLOODY BENCHOD b***h

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    SHOW BOB AND VAGE-ACK

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs!!!

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