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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    so it's just cause now

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If it doesn't have a designated street-shitting section then I'm not buying it.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it that hard to take the original formula and make it a modern game ? You'd think puzzles and platforming would be video games 1o1
    Instead we get this fricking slop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They tried with Legend Anniversary Underworld trilogy and it wasn't very successful

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >They tried with Legend Anniversary Underworld trilogy
        Those barely had any exploration. The LAU games were as shit as the Survivor games.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      oh nice, a new uoh for the collection

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uhhh Lara, dear, that's not mud.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >survived countless dangers
    >dies from food poisoning

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Or raped

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a ryona situation triggered by slipping her bike on some poo on the street

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wouldn't she just get molested everywhere?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Does she get raped by a pack of feral pajeets, like it would happen irl?

      It's ogre

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do white women still go to India despite the high rape statistics?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, you might not yet want to believe it, but women are indeed fricking moronic.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >jeets get more action than average Gankertards

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's not hard to get action if you're a rapist

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry I'm not moronicly confident enough to touch strangers on the face and attempt rape.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Rub the poopy on the face to commence the ritual

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        women love rape, contrary to what they say out loud on the matter

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >actually, I'm an expert on women. And let me tell you: they love molestation

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            A classic take on women on Ganker, I kek every time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Why do chose a bear instead of a man on a forest? Because the notion of a bear for them is either winnie the poo, or those 3 bears from that american show.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Women want to be raped and only (sand)Black folk and pajeets are up for the job.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Women like rape. Simple as.
        Plus, white people love to put themselves in dangerous situations on purpose. Makes them feel alive or something.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does she get raped by a pack of feral pajeets, like it would happen irl?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      pajeets mostly rape pakis which they hate

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wtf pakistani women look like THAT?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what happened to this fine gentleman, by the way? was this in chinkor o jeetdian?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It was in hong kong i think

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          qrd?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Tell that to that couple of spaniards who went there and got the woman raped while the husband was beaten

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >travel through pakistan
          >safe
          >travel to india
          >
          Our response hindu bros? Verification not required

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        they rape everything, including fricking lizards. Good thing they have tiniest dicks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's a miracle that we had a hot Lara model like that in modern times. I will miss her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      'Fraid so.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Afghans are whiter than your average American

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you able to poo in the loo though?

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Can you tell me where the- HEY STOP TOUCHING. *pulls out Beretta*

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hello sers lara croft very beutiful big boba and vegene, show bob or i rape you and your mother!!!

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >the main villain is diarrhea

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >story is raider vs raiders

    its so obviously either a GaaS game or a repurposed GaaS game

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >we also included some health mechanics
    >you will succumb to asthma in new Delhi and washing yourself in the cleanest, most prestigious river in all of India will give you random infections and DOTs
    >we also included a stealth function by attracting mass attention when the men of India see you without your cloak and hood

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Alright so aren’t the first TR3 levels in India and nobody remembers or am I misremembering?

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    final boss is a train full of gang rapist street shitting saars

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    IMAGINE THE PORN, GOOD MORNING, SAAARRR

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fine with it as long as it's not called Tomb Raider. Last time they did spin-offs they used Lara Croft: Game Name, which was fine.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So another openworld boring ubishit style of game then.

    Its dead on arrival.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    India sounds fine as a setting. She's even been there before, like another anon pointed out.
    But I can't get excited for this because I've effectively written off ever playing a TR game with the feel of the originals. It's just going to be SotTR except the hub level (the worst part) will be the only level.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Redeemer

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    if we don't get THAT scene it's not believable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What's the point of taking pictures with random women?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        you can pretend you have curry rizz

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Fap folder duh

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So, rape mechanic. You have to survive feral jeets shooting them in their tiny dongs. (Very hard, because they are so tiny).

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yet another nu TR game stuck to one location
    globetrotting bros its over

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >oh my god, baby jirl, you so beitiful and white, please take pichar wit me and let me see your bobs once, please let me take pichar of wuvgina, love good

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you guys so racist towards Indians?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Indians are subhumans.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is it racist if it's true?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's not racist if it's true, pajeet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You as a country can be summarised with 4 things:
      >shit everywhere and literally eat shit
      >trick grandmas out of their pensions with Google vouchers
      >horrible incomprehensible tech support
      >open cloth, show bobs and vagene

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >flood internet discussions
      >ruined Canada
      >ruined tech support
      >ruined outsourcing
      >shit in streets, and rivers, drastically polluting their homeland. Even mudhut Africans can dig a hole and shit in it
      >absoultely obsessed with rape
      >actual pedophiles who believe "child porn doesn't harm anyone"
      >scam artists
      And these are just a small sample of the many reasons why people hate Indians. The only good thing you people have ever created are Bollywood films.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought the last couple tomb raider games didn't make any money

    How are they still making this

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >fall into a river
    >immediately die from the sheer fricking poison and waste in the water
    >also have to escape roving rape bands of saars
    sounds kino unironically

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine her eating the local "cuisine", getting explosive diarrhea, then raped by a pack of feral poo's. It's would truly be a game in that year.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I buy PS5 for she

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Parachute
    >Parkouring
    Let me guess there's gonna be taking enemy camps and claiming radio towers too?

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >are you afraid or disgusted?
      >both
      India in a nutshell

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Lara going to the rape capital of the world to ride her bike around
    There was just a gang rape incident recently of some tik tok influencer who was touring around india on their motorcycle.
    Speaking of which, van life woman who signal to the internet where they are alone are moronic

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    wonder how ugly and masculine in her demeanor she will be

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will she have dual pistols?

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want Crystal Dynamics to stop existing, NOW.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >players are gonna ride around on bikes, use parachutes and do parkour
    Tomb Cause?
    Just Raider?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Racist frickers. India has been progressing steadily. What you all see online is outdated.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      POO IN THE LOO, NOT IN FRONT OF A TRAIN

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        India has built a lot of toilets because of Modi. We poop like normal people.

        Good evening sars, please don't be doing the raping sars.

        No one is raping, Black person. Go to Pakistan instead

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Dig hole outside
          >Call it a toilet
          >people believe witches live in toilets and shit in the streets anyways.
          >"Progress"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So the song "Poo in the loo" was a success?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            elvis pig!!!!!
            THANK YOU, THANK YOU VURY MUCH-OINK!

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd love to see the definition of a "household" in this context and how many indians live in a "household"

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I SHIT FOR SHE

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the thing is pajeets will shit in the streets even if they have toilets
          they refuse to use toilets

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            meet the final boss

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          India is a literal shithole and people there have zero hygene standards, even today. You are not fooling anyone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good evening sars, please don't be doing the raping sars.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it's like that in some major cities, 95% of the total population are street shitters

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning, you're right sir. World superpower by 2030!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wasn’t it 2020?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, but COVID delayed that, sirs.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will be jump into ganges River still instant death?

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine the smell

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will not redeem

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >QTE event to not shit yourself as you find a toilet

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Find toilet
      >Toilet witch attacks you
      >5 minute QTE event where you have to escape tin shack outhouse while trying to pull your pants back up.
      >You hear witch scream as you escape "come again sirs"

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    So its still going to be done by Crystal Dynamics, Nixxes and Eidos?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt Nixxes will be involved now that they're Sony's pet.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I despise indians so much it's unreal.

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >lara croft gets pooed on

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the Lara lesbian scat porn

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if libturds will ever realise that literally no one wants a reminder than india exists
    It's like putting garbage dumps and wienerroach nests everywhere just because some freaks are fascinated with them

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    We will not be playing.
    We will be playing Tomb Raider 4 - 6 remastered

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Those games were shit originally and will be even shitter when remade. You contrarians are going to start praising Angel of Darkness soon enough because old good

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        homosexual.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual.

          So it's already here, we're already defending Angel of Darkness? Have either of you played it? Cause I have and it's fricking shit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Ya, that's the thing about remasters... you can fix shit

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    India is a pretty cool setting tbqh.
    >tropical forest
    >ancient ruins
    >90% people literally believe in weird cults
    Also this means you will get to kill Jeets. KINO

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >open world Tomb Raider
    lol whoever okayed that pitch is a moron that has no idea of the brand they're controlling (in other words, failing at their job).
    please PLEASE put the money into such a dumb idea, i will enjoy the failure while replaying my search for Excalibur (aka Legend kino).

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys act like Tomb Raider has never featured India before?

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Post the webm of the japanese girl who got molested in a festival in India

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    it will be very immersion breaking when she refuses to comment on the smell

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >franchise about an adventurer traveling to various third world shithole
    >will travel to India
    Seems about right

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Will she shit on the streets?

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Uncharted 4 already made the perfect
    >open hubs with linear bits
    formula and they refuse to copy it, instead shoving moronic settlements and side quests into the series. Just steal what works if your too dumb to make your own

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    According to newest leaks, you'll be able to make poop stews in this game. It's so true to life.

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