Saint's Row

Y'ALL.

Volition has done the unthinkable. KEVIN trailer is out and it's looking pretty banger.

I wish I could see the looks on the faces of all of the retards who've been doomposting nonstop for the last 5 months
>b-but they don't have the budget to add Kevin!
>Kevin would take up too much development time!
>they won't add Kevin, he doesn't match the artistic direction of the game!
>the reboot is too casualized to include Kevin!
>the game has to be playable on PS5-level hardware, Kevin would be too intensive for this consolebabby garbage!
>everyone who thinks they'll add Kevin is just coping!
ANTI-KEVIN FAGS ABSOLUTELY IRREPARABLY BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY

HUZZAH, Y'ALL.

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks shit.

    /thread
    FPBP
    Based and redpilled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks piss.
      FPWP
      Cringe and bluepilled.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      Volition is full of fags and chuds who only know how to pander for an esg score. I look forward to beating up people in real life who admit to purchasing this trash

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's going to be one of those things where the media will love it, because they see themselves in the characters and to them it will be the ultimate power fantasy.
        But the public review score is going to be trash because unless you're some pampered upper middle class commie LARPer you're going to think the characters are utter twats.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    awesomesauce on a stick, huzzah!

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Destroy All Humans 2 releases on Steam this month instead of taking Timbucks so clearly THQN has more faith in it.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the most "meh" game in recent history?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      y'all really are such negative haters.
      Shut your brain off and just have some fun!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's right, turn your brain off. Zoomers have done it, why haven't you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no thats elden ring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no that was randy putchford badass games

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna rob Banks, not hate all the self-righteous millennials I'm forced to interact with.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the fuck is Kevin

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this, but I think thats the theoretical marketing gimmick in this shill post. its supposed to make you watch the trailer to get mad about how you don't give a shit.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the best Official Kevin Trailer I’ve seen in years.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fake numbers
      yikes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow a lot of idiots mass dislike a ign trailer so impotent and why is ign the only ones to get this many dislikes on saints row shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but just because I'm only subcribed to IGN and watched only their video. The game looks and sounds shit, so thought it deserves a dislike.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm surprised how often I see a large number of dislikes on newer videos
      I didn't know that many people had the extension installed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it uses an algorithm. i don't remember the details, but basically it's percentage based, based on google's api that let you see likes to dislikes. so it's not 100% accurate, but it gives insight into what the real numbers would closely resemble.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          so if a video had like 100 dislikes it would show more dislikes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I swear it is exactly shit like this that makes me miss Vogel.

      Oh hey, nice, good news.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah dude youtube dislikes translate to video game sales worked for cod right

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I do not know. I try to make it a sport to avoid CoD as much as I can. You tell me. How does an annual franchise that has somehow lifted itself up to FOTY status stack up to a reboot of a franchise that somehow tries to swear it is not Agents of Mayhem but with Millenial Fuckboys named Kevin?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gatfags btfo. kevin is here and he's kicking the old saints in the ASS. if you don't believe me you're either a RETARD or a moron

    HUZZAH

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Day one edition? More like day 400 pirate when that bitch releases a crack next year, am i rite guys hehe.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >implying i'll even bother pirating this shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't pirate this shit even if you paid me to do it

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I still don't get what's the point of acting like a poorly disguised marketer.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who is the target audience? I swear to God the only reason I remember this shit exists is because of these threads, i have not seen a single person outside of this site talk about it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is the target audience?
      nobody. the game's already paid for by tim. imagine working at volition and just throwing paper airplanes around the office all day doing nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Who is the target audience?
      The developers themselves. Epic Games already paid them enough to not worry about appealing to ANY audience

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomer johnny gat
    seriously why make a direct analog so insanely inferior, at least try to do something different

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you guys keep making these post? You aren't fooling anyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marketing department is desperately trying to build hype via paid shilling.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Holy SHIT! THEY GOT KEVIN UP IN THIS BITCH! WOW!!!!!! ANTI-NUSAINTS ROW FAGS BTFO!

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol are people reposting the shill pasta's ironically now?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have a prosthetic fetish
    >don't even want to play this game for that
    And it's entirely cosmetic, lame.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went from good characters like johnny gat and shaundi and price to this
    what the fuck were they thinking with this shitty reboot

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watched GTA ONLINE print money for 10 years
    >Doesn't even try to compete, instead uses the same engine, code, and gameplay mechanics from 10 years ago
    >Effeminate cast that no one asked for
    Who the hell is in charge of decisions at Volition, do they actually give a fuck about these games?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's pretty hilarious that they're reusing animations from 11 years ago. Like damn, even if you want the same movements, at least remake it so I don't feel like I'm playing Saints Row 3

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >They have to explain who the characters are in trailers because they forgot to do any of that in game.
    Kek DOA

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Saints Row - Official Kevin Trailer
    Holy shit, holy fucking SHIT bros! They added Kevin! I wish I could see the looks on the faces of all of the retards who've been doomposting nonstop for the last 5 months
    >b-but they don't have the budget to add Kevin!
    >Kevin would take up too much development time!
    >they won't add Kevin, he doesn't match the artistic direction of the game!
    >the reboot is too casualized to include Kevin!
    >the game has to be playable on PS5-level hardware, Kevin would be too intensive for this consolebabby garbage!
    >everyone who thinks they'll add Kevin is just coping!
    ANTI-KEVIN FAGS ABSOLUTELY IRREPARABLY BTFO FOR ALL ETERNITY

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I was one of those doomposters, I'm sorry I just thought Kevin would take up too much install space on my HDD

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Really though what was the point of the trailer? How is a trailer dedicated to a new character that nobody is invested in supposed to generate sales?
        I'd understand a Johnny Gat trailer but this makes no sense to me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I think it's because they know the new characters are disliked and they're really hoping to win some people over or the marketing department is just phoning it in because they don't have much to work with content wise. From the gameplay videos at the very beginning it seems the main group already knows each other and has in jokes and such which is kind of bad writing for a reboot. They didn't even have stylized character intros

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Marketing interns straight out of college are about as out of touch as your grandma

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk what kevin is but i'll play this shit like i played all other sr games, make slut looking whore and fuck around mindlessly

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are u shilling saint rows here volition? literal u have twitter to buy you shitty characters, we are not you public

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone post part 2

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    everytime they make this thread just post cp and spam moron

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >No amazing customization post
    Fake shill is fake

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It'll at least have the good voices for the MC right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So far we got
      >Beta miles morales voice
      >beta mexican miles morales voice
      >Cocky white nerd guy that says "GG" everytime you switch weapons voice
      >Strong naggy mother female voice
      >Mexican hoodrat female voice

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting cp

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So far we got
      >Beta miles morales voice
      >beta mexican miles morales voice
      >Cocky white nerd guy that says "GG" everytime you switch weapons voice
      >Strong naggy mother female voice
      >Mexican hoodrat female voice

      I ain't clicking these.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't bro for real. It's fucked up that he even has that shit saved.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      posting cp

      MOOOOOODS

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iT's Le WoKe
    shut the fuck up, saints row is back baby and better than ever

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      has she shown her asshole yet? at this point she should really go the belle delphine route and just do full blown porn. she's got more money than she'll ever need already

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She doesn't have to really try anymore. Doing actual porn would be actual effort and then that stuff would be out on the internet forever. She just keep making a grand an hour playing just dance in her bedroom.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she just recently did "hardcore penetration" which apparently in her world means someone holding a flesh coloured dildo off screen and pushing it against her tummy (?) it was fucking weird, she knows her flocks of underage coomers will go for anything she puts out though

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shut the fuck up. You don't see that kind of woman in the game or in any of the trailers at all.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 100% certain they asked her to dress more conservatively before she refused on the basis that 100% of her viewership comes to gawk at her bare flesh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why would they when you can have a bikini and thing in the game

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I ain't tried the character creation demo, but didn't they remove the boob slider?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No it's still there, but the biggest boobs you can have look below average at best

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ah, so it goes from 'chud' to 'training bra'

              I miss the days where you could see them swinging back and forth from behind

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no they didnt you just cant make them over the top big like in saints row 3 you can even go topless nude in the game but you will never see that talked about here only crying about student loans and rent

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what am i supposed to be mad about again am i supposed to be offended he likes to cook and likes to do it every thread is the same bullshit over and over again

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks to these threads I'm replaying SR2 again
    Keep it up shillbros

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow...that's fucking hot. Would nutting to this put me in jail?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only if you do it in public.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just sinful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      posting cp

      bro fuck you now i really want pizza but it's past midnight and i live in buttfuck nowhere so everything is fucking closed

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sick fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >going to the CP store
        Wow!

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s looking pretty banger
    please shut up. use slang properly or don’t use it at all

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can I cancel you for saying fag, obvious shill?

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza needs meat and vegetables. Why would anyone want cheese on bread when it can be so much more?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can always tell when a character is written by someone who has never lived that certain type of lifestyle

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you think the when they made saints row 1 they where gang bangers are you retarded?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The first mission of Saints Row is you getting jumped into the gang
        >All that obscure ass gangster rap in the soundtrack
        Somebody on the dev team was plugged in

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          I'm not talking about gangbanging, I'm talking about an introvert writing what they think an extrovert is like. This character doesn't feel organic at all.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao what a retarded post

        I'm not talking about gangbanging, I'm talking about an introvert writing what they think an extrovert is like. This character doesn't feel organic at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kevin is the video game equivalent of the chad meme.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, i get what you mean anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmao what a retarded post

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't know a new SR was in the making. Is the story about goin from 0 to the biggest gang in town or is it mr.President saving the day?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a reboot that looks like Fortnite

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i think you might be retarded

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No one likes your game Jim

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nice non argument jackass

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Go work on your diet Jim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally about College kids trying to get enough money to pay off their student debt.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you think the hole game will be this dumbass

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Different guy but yeah, think about it. RDR 2 was all about "WE NEED TO GET MORE MONEY ARTHUR FOR THE PLAAAAN" and in that game they never even told you the plan or how much you'd need. They can milk the whole poor college kid thing for 20 hours easy.
          >Side missions are part time jobs
          >"UGH MUH RENT!"
          >"Guys let's pull off a fuck huge attack on this other gang for money"
          >gang war
          >"Guys we still need more money thuogh!"
          >More gang war

          Yeah dud they're really going to do this shit the whole game, if you're expecting some real 5 deep 4 u shit to happen or the story to switch gears into some really serious shit that's more than money you're about to disappointed.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Side missions are part time jobs
            what in the fuck are you even talking ahout

            >"UGH MUH RENT!"
            wow 1 mission talking about rent i am throwing up blood

            >"Guys let's pull off a fuck huge attack on this other gang for money"
            waht did you think the reword for everything in the older saints row games was

            >gang war
            ok and?

            >"Guys we still need more money thuogh!"
            >More gang war
            what in the fuck are you talking about

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll slow it down for you.
              >Side missions are part time jobs
              If you played any SR game that I'm sure you're familiar with the respect system. You had to have at least 1 Level to start the main missions.
              >The point of this statement
              They can weave the whole "Broke college kid" thing into the actual side missions or hell story missions. "Hey guys I got a part time job at freckle bitches" and then it's just a minigame of waiting tables or delivering pizzas.

              >"UGH MUH RENT!"
              They're not gonna mention that once it's gonna be main driving beat of the story "Get money"

              >"Guys let's pull off a fuck huge attack on this other gang for money"
              >The point of this statement
              I was saying they can make this part of the "Oh fuck we need money shit" to drag out the story

              Either you like wasting time or you're seriously dense if you're still confused you're on your own.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                in other videos they show they still have the respect system dumbass and why are you trying to make it seem like making money in this game a bad thing and why do you keep trying to make it seem like the college shit will be in everything in this game what the fuck is wrong with you people is this just some crazy shitposting

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Jesus christ you're fucking dumb. You missed the entire point and just seem to want to argue for no reason. You must be the average fan of this series lmao

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not even going to give this a hate-view. Advertising is against the rules.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic shill post are still shill post.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ayo this finna be the freshest game this whole year no cap fr fr
    yall's them haters just tryna ruin our vibe yo

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know this is an ironic shitposting thread but still... too far.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Teaser"
    They still think people are actually excited for this game, let alone some bootleg fag version of Johnny Gat

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks so boring. What does this game even do differently than saints row 3? It even has the same graphics. Whoa it has a wing suit? Who cares?
    It doesn’t even look on the same level technically as GTAV which came out almost 10 years ago.

    I am so tired of these bare minimum bullshit Fisher-Price games. No risk. No passion. Completely soulless.. fuck these people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It even has the same graphics
      if you think the games look the same you are blind as fuck

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >slightly better lighting
        Wow okay
        World still looks cookie cutter boring and shitty. They haven’t even attempted to make an interesting world to explore.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A lot of shills in this thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >95 replies with 55 ips

      He's desperate.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it'll have a shit driving camera and probably a braindead tutorial that feels like it lasts a decade which means I'll uninstall within 20 minutes

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey this is Kevin and his personality is based on not having a shirt. Can't wait for the next character who has a penchant for saying swear words! What a diverse cast.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so I have to filter out "saint's row" now? what the fuck, I hope this shill at least play you, jannies

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Someone got paid to write this dialogue

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the game has no no words you cant play the game?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Side missions are part time jobs
        what in the fuck are you even talking ahout

        >"UGH MUH RENT!"
        wow 1 mission talking about rent i am throwing up blood

        >"Guys let's pull off a fuck huge attack on this other gang for money"
        waht did you think the reword for everything in the older saints row games was

        >gang war
        ok and?

        >"Guys we still need more money thuogh!"
        >More gang war
        what in the fuck are you talking about

        nice non argument jackass

        Poor form, samefag. No one is buying your game.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you dont know what a same fag is do you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      100% cringe

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Not OP

    lol
    lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wow some retards mass dislike a video wow you show them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Not OP

        >wow some retards mass dislike a video wow you show them

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ok go dislike this video most people cant see again

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I will, don't you worry

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              [...]

              at this point threads is just filled with shitposting and nothing new

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, what else did you expect? The game looks like crap in every aspect, doubt anyone on the fucking planet would even dare to have an actual discussion about it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody is giving me an actual reason to be mad about this game all i see so far is gays getting mad a dude likes to cook and 1 line in a cutscene about student loans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you have to be MAD about the game? I think everyone who is over 30 and played the other games just recognize how corny and dated it already looks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It looks like shit 🙂

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is mad at the game retard.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                seeing as you gays are crying your eyes out about a character saying student loans

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice strawman. You can call shit shit without getting emotional over it.
                I don't know why you're getting so emotional over people calling the game shit. Actually I do know but if I say why you'll just deny it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no gay thats all you gays have been doing is crying about student loans one jackass crying about rent and one jackass going batshit about no no words words in the game

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                MK animations are terrible and the series sucks lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody mad? Who’s mad? We are laughing, and so is everyone else. You wish people were mad so you could justify the bad feedback.

                >https://youtu.be/DSvX0KOdBWQ
                Here. I got a thing for cringe too. But fuck it hurts being a fan of the old games.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does it have to be so cringey? "Less shirt, more power"? Pearce really liked classical music but he wasn't a cringelord about it. And he wore a fucking shirt.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so one like is making you cry piss and shit yourself?

                MK animations are terrible and the series sucks lmao

                why bring mario kart up out of nowhere are you ok

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so one like is making you cry piss and shit yourself?
                I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.

                These new characters are bad. The characters in the other games were good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So every negative post is making you cry piss and shit yourself?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >so one like is making you cry piss and shit yourself?
                I'm not even sure what you're trying to say.

                These new characters are bad. The characters in the other games were good.

                well you kiddos seem to be getting mad about it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going
                This is really getting to you isn't it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, "one line."

                These characters are bad. They don't fit in this setting. They feel like they were designed by a committee. All the dialogue we've heard so far has been cringe. They are designed to be likeable to the point that they don't even seem to have flaws.

                Why doesn't Kevin wear a shirt? That's stupid. He's part of a biker gang who wears kawaii cyberpunk helmets. Steve Urkle wants to run the gang like a start up and uses investment jargon?

                This shit is indefensible.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i dont know but i am going play a girl topless so i can see her boobs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh it's a gender fluid game anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he's still going
                This is really getting to you isn't it?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]

          You are no longer allowed to spam your shit-edited soijaks.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Not OP

            >You are no longer allowed to spam your shHHHHNNNGGH ACK

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck is this spamming fucking shithead not rangebanned yet?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So now that we know this will flop as their last game did, what's in store for the remains of Volition? Is this pozzed up husk going to be sold to MS or something to pump out support on major titles for the rest of time?

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched the trailer three times because I'm addicted to cringe. Seriously it looks like Mass Effect Andromeda set in the modern day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can look up literally anything about the reboot and cringe. It's like Volition is doing it on purpose. Every trailer is worse than the last.

      There's one that shows them talking for 2 minutes about a waffle maker while that Kevin fag cooks a casserole. The Boss comes in during the cringey conversation and starts talking about student loans.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh God I can't fucking wait, seriously. I don't even intend to pirate this game, I just want to see how bad it's going to get

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Here. I got a thing for cringe too. But fuck it hurts being a fan of the old games.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >IP doesn't increase

    Case in point.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hey shillfag, don't you have a hobby? Advertising here is bad you know

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lmao this game looks absolutely trash
    SR4 underperformed, then that other game they made completely flopped, now this game is going to completely flop. looks like the writers had better start applying for mcdonalds

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you ever think they read comments like this and hate their life? Imagine working 100 hours a week on some shit show nobody wants to play. Imagine being gaslit by your company that this is the new cool thing for the kiddos.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        At that point I'm willing to bet they just see it like any other paycheck, "who cares i got paid"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SR4 underperformed
      when it did more than saints row 2 and 3 ok

      >https://youtu.be/DSvX0KOdBWQ
      Here. I got a thing for cringe too. But fuck it hurts being a fan of the old games.

      wow you are going to shill your video again gay ?

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Not OP

    Entire game is a bunch of generic, swarthy shit skins because ~~*diversity*~~. I'm sure it'll fly off the fucking shelves on release day lmao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it'll probably get an okay number of sales because of name branding alone but I could see this being the second to last saints game

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's terrible, but keep in mind all of the talent at Volition left after SR3 released including the two founders. The reason SR4 was basically just a DLC for 3 is that they had to use all of the SR3 assets to put something out to prove the studio wasn't completely worthless when they were acquired post THQ. This team will definitely never capture any magic present in the first two games.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I actually didn't know any of that but it now makes a ton of sense

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone have the screenshot of that smug, self satisfied PR retard on twitter claiming the negative feedback is only because "you don't know you want this yet"?
    I'm reactivating my old twitter account just to throw that post back at them and laugh when this fails miserably. I love seeing arrogant fucksticks fail.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They fucking fired that PR rep. They're aware of that one.

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Y'ALL
    >Y'ALL
    >Y'ALL
    >Y'ALL
    People should stop saying that word.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're pandering to the crowd that doesn't even play these fucking games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Not OP

      they're not doing it for sales. its cultural marxism/anti-white propaganda disguised as a game.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bite, what's the fucking point of these threads?
    All you're doing is making people NOT wanna buy this game even more.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      1 guy makes a fake shill thread than other idiots come in thinking he is serious works every tame

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who even knows if it's a fake shill. Look at the actual game, these people are so completely out of touch

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll go back but you know it's bad when the official subreddit is also shitting on the game

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the Reddit mortal kombat autist is now a diehard nuSR defender
    Pottery

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's so bad there are a handful of the same people doing damage control on the youtube comments.
    It's going to be a massacre, and if the devs don't see this they're blind.
    I'm actually impressed they had the guts to allow comments.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Makes me wonder who the main cast are self-inserts for on the dev team

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nobody talking about mortal kombat dude starts talking about mortal kombat out of nowhere why?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is EXCELLENT! I CANNOT, literally, wait to play the New Saints Row. Is anyone else mega HYPED or just me??

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm convinced this is all an elaborate stunt to bring back the real Saints somehow. It has to be.

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow PS5 games look like THAT!?

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nooo there is no shill here, this is shitposting, and you are a retard for not understanding it
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/u7QakWVhMM956MDqwEcvmA/
    you guys are pathetic
    and if there really is any shitposting going on here, don't you realize that you are giving this game free advertising

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Free advertising on a board where 95% of people pirate their games?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ganker has a lot of traffic, and the vast majorityare lurkers. There's good reason to advertise here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Your argument boils down to there being a lot of traffic here and thereby exposure. Riiiight.
          Hey here is a good idea, how about we tell Violition that it might be a good viral marketing campaign to dress up as Gat with oversized heads and go replay scenes from CHAZ/CHOP with some real footage of people riddling a car full of holes just so they know Kevin means BUISNESS!
          inb4: "But the traffic on Ganker"
          Shut up you tourist. Every non braindead channer knows they are just here to watch us call eachother a moron.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          BioWare probably thought that too when they unsuccessfully shilled Dragon Age 3 here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you are ignoring what I posted, they are still advertising their game here, every day, even though their game is possibly pirateable, which I doubt because it will be on ebin store

        he gets you in the threads its working

        you are correct, I will stop reply here, I hope all of you will do the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he gets you in the threads its working

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are the odds the end twist is that the boss, male or female, was a chud the whole time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think the Nigerian scammer is going to be a twist villain.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuck you
    release the saints row 2 patch

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IT"S MORBIN TIME HOMIES!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All I fucking wanted was a proper Red Faction Guerilla sequel. Why is that so fucking hard?

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