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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot freaking wait. Santo Ileso looks amazing and is a great departure from Stillwater/steelport. The team seems to have created this with love and really care about getting this right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This so much. Can I get a HUZZAH?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HUZZAH! :0

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HUZZAH

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This so much. Can I get a HUZZAH?

      So excited. Truly a return to form from one of my all time favorite franchises.

      Hell yeah. Customization looks incredible too .

      This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

      Could you please be a little more obvious?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAMES ON Ganker!!!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Listen here shills.

        I want to be excited for this. I was okay with a reboot, even though it might not have been my first choice. But frankly nothing about this is appealing to me in the slightest.

        If you want to chase a new audience, go nuts, I'm sure you have some producer who has a really detailed plan about your key demographic and how much they want a game like this.

        But as far as I am concerned, I couldn't give a rats ass about what you've shown me so far. I've made my peace with this new game not being my thing.

        What I want to know is when you are going to honor a dying mans wish and release the Saints Row 2 patch you promised him and the community.

        Until you can tell me this, I would ask that you keep your paid shills off Ganker since nobody here cares and you'll likely have better traction at Reddit.

        Jesus christ this board fricking sucks

        >Hype
        >When they killed off the wienerney bastard male voice
        The Saints Row 2 PC port fix died for this.

        >NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HATE THIS GAME WE ARE LE LEGION ANGRY Ganker

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          [...]
          Could you please be a little more obvious?

          You're trying too hard, Volition.

          At least make a Descent 4 if you're going to try to shill to me.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        they're baiting (you)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      .05 cents has been added to your account

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a shill, get your pay and move on

        Meds….

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Deep Silver dick....
          Speaking about that piece of shit company, where the frick is Dead Island 2? Also why was Deep Island 1 a piece of shit??

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone who posts "meds" is an obvious shill or bot. It only ever shows up to detract pointing things out. This happens on EVERY board at this point.
          Hope all "meds" posters unironically kill themselves.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Anyone who posts "meds" is an obvious shill or bot.
            Meds

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there so many obvious shills today

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This so much. Can I get a HUZZAH?

      So excited. Truly a return to form from one of my all time favorite franchises.

      This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/aF1XPi1.jpg

      GET HYPE YALL. WE’RE NOT TOO FAR FROM AUGUST 23RD.

      LATEST VIDEO

      have a nice day

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The team seems to have created this with love
      Sure
      >and really care about getting this right.
      Nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How did you get this advertising job? Been looking for a side hustle and paid shilling seems fun.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stray shills
      >Now this
      Fricking snoyggers what the frick is Snoy doing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Finish the saints row 2 update, nobody cares about agents of mayhem 2.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This so much. Can I get a HUZZAH?

      So excited. Truly a return to form from one of my all time favorite franchises.

      Either awful shilling or irony, either way

      FRICK OFF

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This so much. Can I get a HUZZAH?

      erm what the scallop?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holy fricking shill, batman!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on a monitored connection. someone else hurl foul words at this post please.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This so much. Can I get a HUZZAH?

      Every time morons say companies don't shill here I chuckle
      >I-it's bait
      Ironic shilling is still shilling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed friend! I eagerly await the latest (and dare I say greatest?) instalment in the Saints Row franchise!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So excited. Truly a return to form from one of my all time favorite franchises.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah. Customization looks incredible too .

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >7 years in development
        Volition is 100% being shut down

        On my book, they've done far more than what CDPR did with Cyberpunk and they took fricking 6 years of development and they're still in fricking development without any significant success on the game's status.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Squeal/reboot #34018290
          >Did far more then CDPR who made an actual original game if even (extremely) flawed
          Kill your self

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberpunk is fricking great and I won't hear a bad word said against it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Cyberpunk can suck my Cybercunk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >no tit slider
        Dropped

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There is one but breasts are incredibly small even at the max. They released a character creation demo.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hahahaha, get out, homosexual marketer.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Black person" -obama

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hes absolutely right.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wow you are right it sound really cool.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hype
    >Y'all
    No

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the guy who says he can't hold a cup of yogurt anymore and also spends his time accusing people he disagrees with of being pedophiles? He called Randy Pitchford a pedo, man I wish we had more defamation trials

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like a gay but trolling Randy is always based.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Objectively wrong defamation is not based. Randy even got that employee to apologize because that flash drive wasn't CP and I had proof

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        didn't randy literally have CSAM on his laptop lol

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No, it was a disgruntled employee accusing him of the Medieval Times USB stick and it had squirting porn with people who were legal on it. He actually got them to apologize for accusing him of being a pedo too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He called Randy Pitchford a pedo

        anon...

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          AHAHAHAAHAH HOLY FRICK WHAT THE HELL

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Wasn't Ashley Burch the voice of Tina or is this referring to something much worse

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >is this referring to something much worse
            Yeah, there's a Borderlands movie

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you post a picture of yourself that makes you look like you just lost your dentures.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

      the shillbot broke lmao can you homosexuals do anything right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This post makes me not want to spend money. This post makes me feel like Saints Row is not cool and is for old people

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I for one am glad IdolNinja passed away. SR2 was released during a dark time in America, and it's time we moved on from that past into this refreshing new experience Volition has been crafting for years! The Saints are back baby!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait it's not even on Steam, it's Epic?
    It's even deader than I thought

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Listen here shills.

    I want to be excited for this. I was okay with a reboot, even though it might not have been my first choice. But frankly nothing about this is appealing to me in the slightest.

    If you want to chase a new audience, go nuts, I'm sure you have some producer who has a really detailed plan about your key demographic and how much they want a game like this.

    But as far as I am concerned, I couldn't give a rats ass about what you've shown me so far. I've made my peace with this new game not being my thing.

    What I want to know is when you are going to honor a dying mans wish and release the Saints Row 2 patch you promised him and the community.

    Until you can tell me this, I would ask that you keep your paid shills off Ganker since nobody here cares and you'll likely have better traction at Reddit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are not needed. The Saints will do just fine without your support.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >What I want to know is when you are going to honor a dying mans wish and release the Saints Row 2 patch you promised him and the community.
      huh

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        IdolNinja, the guy working on the SR2 patch, had terminal cancer and died the day the nu-SR trailer dropped. Volition paid lip service to him and said they would finish the patch, but have given no further updates after that while going on record saying that Saints Row 2 is icky and doubleplusungood.
        If it comes out, great, but at this point it's safe to assume they've abandoned it.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus christ this board fricking sucks

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Hype
    >When they killed off the wienerney bastard male voice
    The Saints Row 2 PC port fix died for this.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Putting aside all the rest that is questionable (ie new "saints" characters being zoomer stereotypes ), Epic store exclusivity means it belongs in the trash can. Frick that garbage.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Epic store exclusivity means it belongs in the trash can
      >MUH LAUNCHER IS BETTER THAN UR LAUNCHER
      Why are steamies like this? Steam ruined pc gaming.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Am I in the wrong?
        >no, it's valve
        moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Regardless of what you think about the store itself, Epic exclusivity is the ultimate signal that the devs don't have confidence in their game. If you're willing to piss off your fanbase and alienate a ton of potential buyers all for a quick payout, then you know that nobody will want to buy your game anyway, and you're likely planning to head for the hills as soon as it's released.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I assumed it was going to release on steam, but yeah epic game store can frick right off, although I haven't played since SR2, so I'm not really hyped tbh

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick I'm so hyped bros. I wish I could freeze myself until release. This game looks perfect.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this is Ganker now

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker was always shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's shills.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        *people falseflagging as shill to get easy (you)'s

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Deep Silver, tell your marketing team/intern to go frick themselves

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is what the fans wanted the refreshed cast and setting really make this game relatable and relevant to today's climate

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The obvious shilling, dear God this is painful

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How is it shilling? He (or she) is excited for the game. Is it shilling because YOU don’t like it? You sound like a fricking snowflake. Hide the thread and move along.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You sound like a shill, get your pay and move on

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Do you realize how impossible it is to hide yourself here? We can see you coming from a mile away, right down to the speech patterns when you voice your extreme butthurt at being called out. Your game fricking sucks, you know your game fricking sucks, it sucks because you suck and by this time next month, the entire world will know your game sucks just as much as you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait you really think people wont spot you? ve tards use this site 10h-20h per day

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He (or she)
        Either elite troll or obvious intern doing some shilling at minimum wage.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >He (or she
        You didn't even ask for their pronouns. Are you a bigot? Nazis don't belong here.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You know I was willing to give this game a chance depending on reviews and whenever it goes on sale, but this blatant shilling has me even more skeptical of the overall product now. Pro tip, no one here uses the term snowflake

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shills dont get more obvious than this.
        I hope Volition goes bankrupt and you dont get a penny from your shitty astroturfing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be a women.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You talk like a gay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's probably just someone having a giggle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Curious. I dont't see you complaining about shills while the D(r)eck threads ran rampant....

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    AHAHAHA

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row is by far the most obvious shilled game on Ganker.
    I remember a couple of weeks ago they tried to force a meme with one of their employee.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I must've blinked and missed that. What was the meme?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you use racist far-right site to promote your game ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > racist far-right site

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic shilling is still shilling you autistic fricks

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is now a Metal Slug Thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What Metal Slug did I play on the machine they had at the laser tag place 20 years ago? They all look the same to me so I can't tell. It was either 2 or 3.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        What was the first level? You can figure it out by that and the second level too

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think it was one of you coming up from the ocean. There was also a multi-story tank at some point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that sounds like metal slug x

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Metal Slug 3 my man

              It may be both, since I bought Metal Slug 3 on the Xbox Live Arcade years later and the memories of both have melded together over the years.

              Still some of the best sprite work in any platformer series I've ever played. The whole thing is like fever dream of watching a jingoist war movie.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Metal Slug 3 my man

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i just finished cup head, what kind of difficulty settings metal slug have.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                it's an arcade game. just set a limit to how many credits you wanna use to beat it

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you remember those SNK multi-arcade units they used to have? I played the shit out of Metal Slug and Baseball Stars 2 on those. BASEBALL STARS 2 IS DOPE

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My local /tg/ shop used to have a Neo-Geo next to a cabinet for the Capcom D&D beat-em-up.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Probably x, every arcade had x

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Where the frick is that tactics game?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YOOOOO metal slug tactics!!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      are all the metal slugs on pc? how should i get them?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        torrent, you can buy them on pc too. But you're better off emulating them on MAME and getting roms

        i just finished cup head, what kind of difficulty settings metal slug have.

        just one lol do or die. If you liked cuphead start with metal slug x or metal slug 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tactics fricking when???

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which one White Man?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Avril Mead of course.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I wish there was good porn of Avril

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I gotta say metal slug X is kino

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll drink to that. I bought the Metal Slug Anthology on Wii back in the day, the Wii motes suck but playing it with a classic controller is fricking kino. I love those games.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game looks like fricking trash. Actual zoomer-fortnite tier

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like we ALREADY have at least one dedicated discord shilling here.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is something I'll probably pick up in 2-3 years when it's on sale for $10.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For me its $10 complete edition when its on Steam, and that's depending on reviews.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rockstar shills SEETHING. Maybe try releasing a game in a timely matter without chasing micro transactions and maybe then people will start to give a shit about you again. They’re mad that the king of open world crime games has returned.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick Rockstar too, this still looks like shit. Try your next tactic, shill.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >maybe if I saw frick rockstar they won’t think I’m a rockstar shill
        I’m onto you shill

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >muddying the waters by accusing everyone else
          You guys aren't trained very well

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Frick off shill. YWNBAW

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Don't think your discord admin would be okay with saying something so problematic.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                You know I was willing to give this game a chance depending on reviews and whenever it goes on sale, but this blatant shilling has me even more skeptical of the overall product now. Pro tip, no one here uses the term snowflake

                >do I fit in yet?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Volition are always throwing shade at Rockstar and Rockstar gives so few fricks about them that they don't even bother with in game jokes directed at Saints Row. No, squid row is not a Saints Row reference.
      It's hilarious Volition thinks they matter.

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm waiting for it to be less than 20usd...so probably around august 30th.

  34. 2 years ago
    sagent

    actual zoomer game

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I won't even bother pirating it.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Legit looks like one of these mobile games ads

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    BRO THE HYPE TRAIN THO XD

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can i get metal slug collection anywhere, found torrent does it need emulator

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are they roms?
      You might need to install MAME to run them. Its an emulator. Or install retroArch as its easier to install. If anything the collection of iso, or exe should be in a torrent

      [...]
      It may be both, since I bought Metal Slug 3 on the Xbox Live Arcade years later and the memories of both have melded together over the years.

      Still some of the best sprite work in any platformer series I've ever played. The whole thing is like fever dream of watching a jingoist war movie.

      It really does have the best sprite work, and that "ROCKET LAUNCHER" line always made me kek

      >but loved the series up to 4
      Holy shit, how? 3 and 4 are complete abortions.

      Nah I said up to 4
      3 was a huge shift but I still had a lot of fun especially with Co op
      4 I just tried out for the superpowers but it was so bland and boring

      Haven’t been following this but loved the series up to 4
      What’s the general consensus on this? Good or bad?

      Metal Slug 3 slaps and 4 is a bit of the same. If you liked Metal Slug 3 you'll enjoy Metal Slug 4 too

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Haven’t been following this but loved the series up to 4
    What’s the general consensus on this? Good or bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but loved the series up to 4
      Holy shit, how? 3 and 4 are complete abortions.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah I said up to 4
        3 was a huge shift but I still had a lot of fun especially with Co op
        4 I just tried out for the superpowers but it was so bland and boring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        3 was a big shift, but it was still fun.
        4 actually really shook up the gameplay and went all in on the wacky humour 3 was courting, for better and for worse - it's better than how 3 was kind of trying to have it both ways.

        Point is people wanted something with more the tone and setting of 2 and we got fricking watch dogs 2. And they b***h about the 'fake fans' on twitter, who they'll inevitably blame like a surly old drunk would blame his beaten spouse when the game bombs.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Saint's Blow remake will finally take WATCHDOGS' crown as the shittiest GTA clone with the dumbest storyline.
    >Discord trannies, and shill Black folk tongue my anus.
    >4ARGG in capture
    >Metal Slug is aiight.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb lost but rolling for Peach

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its gonna be bad but i dont think itll be THAT dumb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shit selection, barely any decent rolls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whoooooooooooooooo am i gonna JERK my wiener to TONIGHT

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Off by one
        Why do i even wake up

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        what did he mean by this?
        >reply
        have this anon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Watch Dogs 1 is better than SR1 and SR3.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      begin

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SR doesn't need much to beat the literal movies that are GTAV and RDR2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bigs ass pls

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it, why not

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blind rolling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      !

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    hey is 4 on PS+ Premium already? I fricking loved having matrix like powers in that one.

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get a poggerschamp in the chat YALL?
    @ me if you're gonna preorder.

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    can’t wait

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Experience the best city yet! Hoverboards and is the top in their bid to form from Stillwater/steelport. The Saints Row playground ever created this with love and really care about your way to have created this with love and really care all about getting this right.
    You are not needed. The Saints Row playground ever created this with love and really care about getting to become Self Made.
    Experience the best Saints are all time favorite franchises.
    The team seems to Santo Ileso looks amazing and wingsuit you shoot, drive, and retures and blockbuster/steelport. The Santo Ileso looks amazing friends embark on the bid this. is. HYPE!

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So I just tried out the boss factory character creator demo and it’s terrible.

    >largest tit slider results in small breasts even at the max
    >can’t make a woman with a huge ass
    >man faces
    I just wanted a quick fap bros…

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all ÷%_<,.......

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most pathetic attempt at inciting hate o Ganker ive ever seen

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
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    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Looks fantastic!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It looks like a late 7th-gen game from like 2013.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I want my boss to be SELF MADE! This game will match and surpass all titles before it, including the the classic bestseller - Saints Row the Third! In fact, I'll play my copy of Saints Row the Third Remastered in anticipation for this game! Afterwards, my boss will revisit the virtual world of Steelport take on the evil Zinyak and his Zin Empire in Saints Row IV! I LOVE Saints Row, bros!

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to watch this but why would they interview one of the protagonist VA's?
    I miss when marketing actually showed off a product. Now it's always someone who worked on the product talking about working on the product.

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice try marketing gay, nobody gives a frick about your pozzed piece of shit product.

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker already hates this game, there’s no need for these larp threads

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >7 years in development
    Volition is 100% being shut down

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      is that the wienerteeh?

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The new Saints are going to be just as endearing as the old group, Johnny Gat's reputation is mostly built up by the fanbase, less impressive than his actions, just like Boba Fett. Kevin at least has a personality other than being a psychopathic murder machine!

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh I love Metal Slug !!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Talking about good videogames
      This thread is about a shitshow, not stuff worth playing

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >shitshow
        You are going to enjoy eating that crow once the game releases.

        Oh wow look it's a shill thread.

        Sour grapes, there is no marketing in this topic. We get it, you people can pretend to dislike this game, but it'll hook ya! Guaranteed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >You are going to enjoy eating that crow once the game releases.
          LOL
          There is ANTI HYPE for this game.
          Why do you think they're pathetically trying to canvas market even places like Ganker?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No fish want to bite this shit-encrusted hook you're offering.

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh wow look it's a shill thread.

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YALL
    You're either a redneck or a twittergay and I'm leaning towards the later.

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >y'all

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >the shilling
    >everyone calling it up
    >shills try to fit in
    >they get called up even more
    KEK. Not clicking your video. Won't purchase your game. Cope.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate every video game

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >another black troony mc
    and its shit

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    frick out of here Black person loving shills

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait for the "pick it up used in few a month's time from ebay for less than 5 bones w/free shipping edition" so you sad c**ts never see a penny from me and I still get to laugh at your shit house game.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >YALL

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the dev team's twitter so we can see what mobile game they'll be shilling on 6mo when their studio closes

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    idk guys, it's so on the nose i feel like it's a falseflag
    either way they fricked saints row by removing it's color scheme, it doesn't even look like a saints row title on the box art i got no faith

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    JUST GIVE ME MY FRICKING SR2 UPDATE, RELEASE THE SOURCE CODE, AND FRICK OFF WHILE THE FANS REBUILD SR1!

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >August 23rd
    Nah, too close to Destroy All Humans 2 on the 30th. We’re almost home, Cryptobros…

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this turd gets released
    >the SR2 patch is most likely vaporware
    Idolninja is doing barrel rolls in his grave.

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute lady in the first second

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt that this is even a shill thread, ive seen them over the years, they werent THIS moronic

    Bet its just some underaged discord shitters trying too hard to troll cause they cant get any replies otherwise

    >inb4 underaged replies with memes to damage control

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are you guys ironically mad at all of this ironic shilling or do you genuinely think somebody is getting paid to shill this game on Ganker? I can't even tell anymore with you people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks there are no shills on a popular anonymous site.
      Anon...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You do know that multiple games have had canvas marketing over the years on Ganker... right?

        Do you honestly believe that this specific thread is a genuine attempt at advertising the Saints Row reboot?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Have you seen how moronic their pr is in their twitter? Those homosexuals are fricking braindead

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Volition devs actually did use to post here to hype up SR3 and SR4 back in the day and sometime last year or the year before there was another supposed Volition employee posting early map designs of this reboot and saying things along the like of it being a new start and "you may not like the direction". So the board is on their radar. Whether they actually do have mentally impaired shills here now or it's just some larpers having a larf is unclear. I hope it's the latter because if actual shills are getting paid for this terrible a job then I need to get into that line of work asap.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You do know that multiple games have had canvas marketing over the years on Ganker... right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Do you honestly believe that this specific thread is a genuine attempt at advertising the Saints Row reboot?

      I'm amazed that anyone could be this naive to think that companies don't advertise on popular sites while trying to make it look like natural posts. Ganker gets millions of individual users per day and Ganker is one of the busiest boards. They'd be moronic not to try to advertise in some capacity here, it's the cheapest method of advertising with the highest yield, it only costs a pittance because they hire people from 3rd world countries to do it, and they can just endlessly bump the thread to keep it on page 1.

      "Can I get a huzzah"? Fricking seriously? You really think this is a genuine post from an actual person who isn't being paid to advertise a product?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        As the companies want to risk their reputation by associating with what the vast majority of normies believe is a neo-nazi mass shooter website

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm amazed that anyone could be this naive to think that companies don't advertise on popular sites while trying to make it look like natural posts.
        That's the thing moron. The posts are not natural. So it's very clearly someone trolling and you're falling for it. A natural shill Ganker post in support of a game would be something like
        >Yeah it looks alright
        Or
        >Yeah I've heard all the shit but I'll probably still get it
        Game companies know that no moron saying
        >Zoinks this game looks freaking epic!!!
        Is going to be taken seriously here.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gankerners are themselves moronic in masses.
          Theres only a handful of trolls up there at the start of the thread, everyone else who took that bait are just normies who happen to be stuck here.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there anything cringier than VAs?

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who the actual frick is this game made for? tattoo'd tumblr sjws dont fricking play games

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >who the actual frick is this game made for?
      BlackRock

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        BlackRock is an investment company that looks to make returns on it's investments so it can grow it's mutual funds.
        This game isn't going to sell well. I don't see how it was made for BlackRock.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          BlackRock doesn't care about sales, it cares about pushing israeli ideals. It's been proven time and time again that pozzed games/shows/movies sell badly yet they keep getting financed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            schizo moment

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >uncomfortable truth=schizo
              israelite projecting.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s for 14 year olds just like Saints Row was back when people who liked that juvenile garbage were 14.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      As many people as possible. It just feels incredibly fake when you parade around 50 year old studio heads talking about relatability for "younger" people.

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Game looks like shit, hope the pay is good shillgay

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guys I know you're all pretty mad about the troony shit but i think it looks pretty cool it has nice graphics and cool characters if you get to know them i think it will be kino

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey anons what consoles do you guys use I just got a PS5 for Saints Row and so far the console is very smooth and runs games well

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fr fr bim bam boo boo wizwaz frimfram nigguh ahahah frufru mingding dingledan ya'll. shiiieeet.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These aren't shills. They're obviously baiting and joking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This, it's pathetic how Ganker falls for it this easily

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretending to like the game is too obvious, real trolls pretend to get upset about blatant shitposts to get newbies like you stroking your beards and patting yourselves on the back.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this, its all bait. if you get unironically mad on Ganker you're a moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You just got baited by me, I was only pretending to not know it's all baits

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >he didn't know I know
            baited

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is a bot thread right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why does this brat love anal so much

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        90% of the Iori anal doujins are made by the same guy. Hilarious how one anal obsessed e-girlcon changed the internet's view of a character forever.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty based honestly. Is the guy still making doujins?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Last doujin was a contribution to the august edition of LO, so yes.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nobody likes limp wristed zoomie caricatures as fricking GANGSTERS, not even zoomies themselves like that

  86. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what's worse
    the homosexual marketeer keeps shitting up the board with threads about this trash to make sure people don't forget about it
    the homosexuals that reply and bump the threads

  87. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is this fake enthusiasm bullshit? Are people really determined to turn this trash fire game into Ganker's version of the Gentleminions meme?

  88. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >total warhammer's immortal empires on the same day
    As if this game wasn't mogged enough by all the other shit decisions they made

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >total warhammer's immortal empires
      Literally who? Saints Row is going to crush your nerd game both in sales and respect

  89. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    So, how much do you moronic Black folk get paid to post this shit?

  90. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >trolling is shilling now
    Since when did Ganker turn dumber than Facebook

  91. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

      This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

      Yeah guys this totally isn't a shill thread, no thread bumping bots here. If you reply to this thread remember, all fields

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  92. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  93. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >ps5 box art
    >yall
    >saints row reboot
    >link to vlog with black people and female voice actors

    OP created the perfect bait thread kek

  94. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >WE'RE NOT TOO FAR FROM August 23rd, 2023 because you homosexuals knew your game would suck shit so you took Timmy's exclusivity shekels since it's not like anyone wants to buy the game anyway

  95. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  96. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    #BEYOUROWNBOSS LETS GET IT RUNNING BROS

  97. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Bros/Women! I can't wait for [Game title here], so cool that it comes out on [Release date here]. I'm to pre order it right now! #hype

  98. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    WHO'S TROLLING WHO?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saints Row threads are the absolute most schizophrenic threads regularly featured on Ganker. This is /x/-tier schizo levels going on ITT.

  99. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just taking a shit here.

  100. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row says, MAP Rights!

  101. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Damn Bros/Women! I can't wait for Saints Row, so cool that it comes out on August 23rd. I'm to pre order it right now! #hype

  102. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    *SIPPPPPPPP*

    >it doesn't need to be edgy
    >it doesn't need to have protagonists who aren't college students
    >it doesn’t need to have humor that isn’t reddit cringe
    >it doesn’t need to be set in stilwater
    >it doesn't need to have tagging
    >it doesn't need to have AI homies
    >it doesn't need to have any of your buddies dying tragically
    >it doesn't need Johnny, shaundi or pierce
    >it doesn't need to have non-pozzed rap music
    >it doesn't need to be fun
    >it doesn’t need to have non-bullet sponge gunplay
    >it doesn’t need to have freckle b***hes
    >it doesn't need to have rim jobs
    >it doesn’t need to have in-depth character customization
    >it doesn't need to have a story that isn't paying off your student debt
    >it doesn't need to have driving physics better than saints row 3
    >it doesn’t need to have different fighting styles
    >it doesn’t need to let you streak
    >it doesn’t need to let you eat or smoke
    >it doesn’t need to have cheats
    >it doesn’t need to have a map bigger than steelport
    >it doesn't need to have body shields
    >it doesn't need to have more than 25 main story missions
    >it doesn’t need to have gender types instead of body types
    >it doesn’t need to have a wienerney voice type
    >it doesn’t need to have separate story arcs for gangs

    *SIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If someone reorders this properly, this could be a funny *you are here* meme

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shazam only works on games people think will be good. Nobody thinks nuRow will be good.

  103. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am SO HYPED for this Next-Gen Slam 'Em Smash 'Em urban adventure that will make the Orange Bullies of the world SEETHE and DO COPING! Can't wait to get behind the wheel of this baby! Let's rock it, squad!

  104. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Game
    >Game 2
    >Game the third
    >Game 4
    >GAME

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Game 4
      Game IV akstcually

  105. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row is TPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive crime-sim; meta-growth, choice + epic 3rd Street Saints!

  106. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Positives:
    >graphics look ok
    >customization is good
    >desert city is pretty nice
    >combat looks fun

    Negatives:
    >story seems terrible
    >saints look like moronic hipsters
    >too hokey / saints row 3ish

    SR 1/2 were pretty goofy but you could still larp as a gangsta. This just looks like LEL DILDO BATS and STUDENT LOANS again.

  107. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Saints Row (2022) is a bad game!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      das rite my Black person

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  108. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >all previous trailers have been, at best, dogshit
    >hmmm, why the hell not
    >click
    >hambeast c**t: the video
    I expected nothing, and I'm still disappointed.

  109. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally who asked for this reboot?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the powers that be

  110. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is such a shitshow that no one is going to notice I'm gay

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everyone already does

  111. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  112. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Day One edition
    >will still be available on store shelves in 2 years

    I guarantee it lol. Also, who is that little boy on the cover? Seems xer transition is going quite well.

  113. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >box art has stock danger hair with an undercut "she don't need no man" masculine dyke

    No joke, I feel really sorry for any teenagers growing up right now. THIS is your pop culture. This is what you get. Past generations got sex, drugs, and rock n' roll, you get hormone pills and diversity inclusions. I am so, so sorry.

  114. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Playing Saints Row for the story is like watching porn for the story. Saints Row has never had a story on par with GTA or RDR and never will. Witcher 3's story was also flawed as frick, like the shit pacing of the last 3rd of it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saint's Row 2's story was pretty entertaining if you went with the British voice for your character.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, absolutely. It is absolutely hilarious to hear the boss say
        > when we get over there, Pierce, we are going to ask them real nicely, they'll say no, and we get to kill each single one of these motherfrickers
        in both the crassness that only being American can give you and at the same time some Brittish accent.
        I should replay that game cus I am sure I butchered the quote.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know what his name is but whoever did that voice absolutely knocked it out of the park. It's one of the greatest VA performances I've ever heard in a video game.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Charles Shaughnessy, the male lead from the Fran Drescher show, The Nanny

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I hated the SR3 replacement voice in comparison as he was trying too hard.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Saints row 1&2 had a better story than any nu rockstar garbage

  115. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    test

  116. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I probably won't play it but I'm glad they let you make your own character and you're not forced to play as a black female lesbian hipster.

    I was never a big Saint Rows fan anyway, so I'm not the target audience, I tried years and years ago to get into Saints Row, just didn't click with me. The one where you're president and get superpowers was fun, but that was about it.

  117. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone tell me the 'story' of Saints Row 1 by any chance? Saints Row 2 was my first SR game and I love it. I always wanted to try SR1 but by the time my computer was powerful enough to emulate it the gameplay was so incredibly dated that I quickly gave up.
    I could probably find something on youtube but I am not even sure if it is worth that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Basic summary
      >You play as a nobody who gets nearly killed in a gang attack.
      >You get recruited into the Saints.
      >You take out the 3 gangs, Los Carnales (Red), Vice Kings (Yellow) & Westside Rollerz (Blue).
      >At the end you get betrayed by Julius, Troy & Dex, nearly dying in a boat rigged to explode to kill a government official named Richard Hughes.

      It's honestly nothing special, but there you go.

  118. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  119. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not gonna buy it

  120. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What bothers me about this game is not the obvious Black in cover, that can be fixed (to some extent, can't do jack shit about writing of "character" so some Black personness will remain), but rather the rest of the "gang".

    I assume you can't just turn around immediately after getting out of character creation and beat them to death, so I'll be stuck with them for rest of the game. That's the real dealbreaker for me.

    At least in redfall they let you play without rest of the Black folk.

  121. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this false flagging bait, or actually shills?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt it's shills, this is way too obvious.
      It's just trolls.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      At first real then people start clowning on the shills which is good I’m getting sick of how arrogant they are and how quick they b***h out when their info is posted only to call a mod act like a b***h again only until they realize I can just post it again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re an inoperable moron if you think anything here is more than trolls fricking around and baiting by pretending to care about this game.

  122. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hi guys!
    Is this the ResetERA thread?
    My pronouns are she/her.

  123. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'll wait the week for Destroy All Humans 2 instead.

  124. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  125. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How goes the patch for Saints Row 2?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the main guy working on it died of cancer. its never happening.

  126. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have actually worked on this title and the gameplay is the best saints row has ever been(since 2 i really like executions for human shields in 2). Story is okay. I genuinely laughed a few times. Definitely better than the last three games. People that don't like the characters will be pleasantly surprised when they are made out to be massive tools. Shocker but a game about parodies will parody millennials.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >gameplay is the best saints row has ever been
      it's one thing to lie but we've seen the game in action now and it looks like a stiff saints row 3 with touches of agents of meyhem. i'm a big fan of the series and can stomach most changes but we're a decade removed from saints row 3, there's no excuse for this game playing like something from 2011

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like you don't remember how garbage combat has traditionally been in Saints Row games

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          no i do and what we've seen form the new ones footage is painfully stiff looking and in no way a great presentation of a sequel the previous games

  127. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Y'ALL I JUST CUT MY DICK OFF AND I FEEL GREAT!

  128. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no johnny gat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the johnny gat people want hasnt really existed since saints row 2. he's long gone

  129. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Volition israelite shills experiencing a top grade kvetching ITT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Meds

  130. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    fiolina is my waifu

  131. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey Volition PR, tell your fricking devs to finish the SR2 patch. Better yet, release the source code yourselves and let the community handle things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's going to be buried to give the reboot more attention, because you NEED to play something, and just to make absolute sure you buy it, SR2 will be delisted from sale in all stores.

  132. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i forgot this piece of shit exists, thanks homosexual for remember it

  133. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was playing Saints Row the Third today. It came out years ago and I liked it as a teen, but now I realized the game aged pretty bad and the remaster just made everything look worse.

    You DO play with the wienerney accent, right?

  134. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bussin!

  135. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This. is. HYPE! Santo Ileso is going to be the best city yet! Hoverboards and wingsuits just SCREAM what the Saints are all about!

  136. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    anyone know where these homosexuals came from? there’s like a spawn of them ever since the reboot had gameplay shown

  137. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic shilling is still shilling

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that image
        Holy frick go outside, have sex, take your meds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's not, moron. It's called taking the piss out of something. Do you take literally everything at face value?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, sorry, didn't realize you were on the spectrum.

  138. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It doesn't matter if these are real shills or ironic ones, I got hyped for this game. Unironically.
    323 posts isn't no joke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      All jokes aside it looks pretty decent. Gameplay videos look fun. My only real concern is how over the top it seems to be and the story.

  139. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    na

  140. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never knew chuds can deliver free advertising

  141. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    are you guys really hyped for western-made games anymore? It's all hype and then dissapointment with game-breaking bugs and woke bullshit which you have to wait 2 years for them to patch the bugs.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yea I am

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Only people angry about "woke shit" are white supremacist incel losers

  142. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    n

  143. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't fricking get the hate around this title. I think it looks like a better sandbox than GTA 5 (which isn't great compared to 4 or SA but still). Maybe even more like a mix of GTA and Just Cause.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of the hate is the “zoomer” characters and the other is hate bandwagons. Don’t get me wrong, a lot of real Saints row fans dislike the direction but the amount of people saying they’re “real fans” is funny since the franchise was never *that* popular to begin with. The most successful one was Saints Row 3 and it’s arguably the worst one. The game also doesn’t really look that impressive for a 2022 title.

  144. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironically pretending to be a shill is boring and a mark of a sub-par sense of humour

  145. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.

  146. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You cvcks really shame my name.

  147. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The inability of people on this site to detect sarcasm is amazing

  148. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SR3/SR4 fans deserve worst

  149. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints row 2 airport, home.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm partial to SR4 night streets, preferably between a red alien checkpoint and a portal that makes all the people go all fricky.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      107.77 the mix playing as you fly around stilwater

      Take me back

  150. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All they had to do was
    >go back to wanksta era
    >make 3 new gangs that don’t look like literal fricking clowns
    >desert city is fine but should have modeled after Vegas
    >remove all wacky shit like plasma guns, hoverboards but keep the funny stuff if they insisted

    It’s like they’re purposely fricking the selves over. Imagine the hype that would have been around if this were a real SR 1/2 successor.

  151. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    More like troony's Row amirite

  152. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will play it and enjoy it

  153. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cringe reddit thread

  154. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No thanks, I'm getting Soul Hackers 2. I loved SR2, 3 and 4, but this garbage is not SR.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >likes the wacky super power aliens of SR4
      >reboot goes back to being a criminal group
      Sorry pal but you’re a bit of moron for saying you like 3 and 4 publicly

  155. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints Row reboot is truly one of the videogames ever made. It definitely looks like an open world game

  156. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've been looking forward to a new SR entry for a while...SR2 was my fav, SR3 was good, SR4 was too much, and never played the first one. But I've always enjoyed the customization aspect of each!!

  157. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Which metal slug should I play. I've played it in arcades in the past, but never sat down and done a full play through

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Slug is for morons, pre-purchase Saints Row.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Slug X is when they found their feet and top-tier kino. Metal 3 is higher quality, but difficulty jumps up a few notches and is harder to digest if going into the series blind.

  158. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    PESKY SHILL

  159. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's Epic exclusive which means it sucks.
    If you take free money instead of just throwing it on the market it simply means that you never believed in the success of your product in the first place.
    A good game on Steam/GOG would easily make its money back within the first days but you going for Timmys Fortnite money simply shows that this is yet another flop comparable to Soulstorm and Super Meat Boy Forever

  160. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it has text chat so I can join ERP co-op games with other anons and we can strip down and do sexy emotes near each other while naked.

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