Saints Woke 5

What were they thinking?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    CRAPPITY CRAPPER CRAP wienerBALLS!

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The video in OP wasn't even that bad. There was no obvious woke talk, not counting the shitty ""gender neutral"" lesbian character designs. I was expecting dialouge like "take that, white alt-right shitlord"

    Then again, only time will tell.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much every other line was some woke shit about capitalism or moral posturing.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Woke shit about capitalism
        But they shit on communism when they had Eli shit on the shirtless gay by telling him to go join up with the Idols commune but he says nah because he likes hot water

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GTA4 and GTAV, as well as a number of other non-woke games have some frequent jabs at captialism, though probably not as bad and not coming from the place of wokeness.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >hating capitalism is woke
        what are you, 13? lmao

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    was never interested in this series, always seemed like a weak gta clone tbh

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >woke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You can't use woke anymore
      Why not?
      >you just can't okay!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Woke is actually the term that Neo-Marxists use to describe Neo-Marxism + Intersectionality.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wanting the Fortnite audience.
    Saints Row went to shit at 3 anyways.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tiny black pecker cope

    I'm black and have a small dick i love big white Dicks

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What were they thinking?
    HOOZZA

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Huzaah! I can't wait for August 23rd! I already preordered my copy!

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tone is identical to the previous games but you are too indoctrinated i to incelchd shit to realize it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Playing through SR2 right now and no it most certainly is not.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        SR2 was the last Saints Row game and everything after was just a fever dream or drug induced nightmare and no one can convince me otherwise.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah frick off m8, only ones I didn't bother to finish were 1 and GouH. 3 was fun but should have been a 2 expansion, and 4 is a great superhero game, but shouldn't even be named Saints Row and should have used a different city or added the old one back to compensate. 2 had its issues as well, from the janky graphics and AI to the repetitiveness of multi-level side activities. Its not perfect, none of the games are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >celebrated with a big party after the events of SR2.
          >Everything afterward is just the Boss's overdosed Loa Dust hallucinations.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that would be moronic thank god some random shill dont make games

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >moron would rather have SR3 on up be canon instead of it just being a nightmare dream

              moron huzzahgay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                cope homosexual

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I do make games I call this one New Unity Project (12)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why is every line of dialogue some cringey reddit commentary on capitalism?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >same spam thread
      I hate this game too anon but frick off, I’m not watching your shitty channel.
      It’s not, this game has no self awareness

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Im 100% sure this is the first game entirely made by an AI, there is no way humans had anything to do with it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this homosexual is trying so hard to shill this video

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soi's Row

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Whoa this trailer looks fresh af. I've just preordered the Platinum Edition folx. I get to have a fun experience with Saints Row 3 Remastered while I wait for the game that takes the series back to its roots. I can't wait. Huzzah!

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have to say you "og fans" are the the biggest pussy crybaby's i have ever seen what next you are going to cry that the boss sings in the new game

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It must be nice. Being able to enjoy consuming any steaming pile of shit shoveled in front of you.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        cope homosexual you going to make another saints row thread just to shill your shit video on a dyeing channel

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh look, it's this shilling homosexual again. have a nice day already you AIDS-infected piece of dogshit.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Third day in a row you've posted this
    Stop shilling your awful channel you homosexual brit frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its not even him he downloaded some random person video cut it up and now he is shilling the video in saints row threads he makes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure he can get x2 YT strikes for doing that. 1 hes stealing another users footage without permission 2 if he has stolen it he hasnt given credit to the original source

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >third day in a row
      its a saints row!

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >using the term wage slave unironicaly

    NOOOOO THATS OUR WORD!!! YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT!!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    We had this thread 2 days ago, then again the day after, now again today.

    Just report the thread as it's just op begging for views

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    HUZZAH

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Eh looks whatever.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      noooooo you are a shill you have to say its the worst thing ever

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go back to gamingtroonyjerk troony

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          mad i am not watching your video shill

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are people shilling this game? it looks like every other le wacky *punk* generic open world

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >[Media Product] from [Large Corporation] preaches to me about consumerism and/or capitalism

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I love it when apple makes ads to say how green and eco friendly they are meanwhile you can't even replace the battery in their phone without bricking it because it's tied to hardware ID. I love how the Mac computers are purposefully designed to last 2 years. The best part is the hardcore apple gays who are the target for these ads because they are guzzling on globalist koolaid about climate change.

      Funny thing is that Saints Row already parodied something similar.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Saints row had capeshit tier quippy cringe characters right from the start.
    Not a defense, what I'm saying is making this many games and still having cringe dialogue is a new low with every tired corporate mandated sequel release.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Even before this I didn't see the hype
    The series has essentially been in hibernation since 2, don't really care at all

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was always a woke game and being shit had nothing to do with that

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't care
    make saints row 2 dlc work on PC
    idolninja is still spinning in the grave

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They'll probably have to hook him up to a generator to keep the lights on after their new game bombs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SR2 patch never, ever. That trailer was purpose built to kill him. Volition will never say another word about him or the patch.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why no one has made webms instead of shilling this video?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I’m mixed on this game. On the one hand, they added the groin slider which lets me make traps, but on the other hand they removed my favorite voice which was the Eastern European accent.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1>3>4>2

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    About sweet fresh from the printer Blackrock money

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But they don't fund THQ, moron.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why the frick is there an entire scene about a wafflemaker? It's like improv comedy.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Besides the woke shit, is Volition just stuck in 2012 or something? It would explain why this game looks worse than 360/PS3 GTA V

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    woke or not, it's going to flop hard
    aesthetically looks like something that should have come out in 2018, comes out next week and there's zero hype. I forgot it was coming out this year at all

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    still waiting for saintsgodzilla to make a video

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