Sameface Samestory

Fire Emblem fellas...
Are the Japanese SHIT writers?
Maybe but... if not investing there... just what are they investing your gacha money in?
Because it ain't character models.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Schizo post

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      one of my favorite things to witness is Ganker's usual psychiatric cases trying their hardest to shitpost a game but running out of negative things to say so they starts babbling incoherently like lobotomized asylum patients

      ESL anons - these two.
      OP's post is well-written.
      The argument has flow, purpose, and unlike many Ganker threads is an open door to discussion.
      The re-use of assets in Switch Fire Emblem titles is disappointing given the large amount of money their mobile game pulls in.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not ESLs
        even worse
        zoomers
        anything beyond tiktok simplethink is a no-go
        you can shut their entire life down by asking them to read a classical novel

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          not a zoomer but honestly you're a moron if you think reading fiction is somehow praiseworthy, reading is a low intellect activity that only women partake in

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >OPs post full ellipsis
        >well written
        anon?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not ESLs
        even worse
        zoomers
        anything beyond tiktok simplethink is a no-go
        you can shut their entire life down by asking them to read a classical novel

        Both post.
        Same style.
        Finish your sentence, press Enter.
        But at least you didn't start sentences with capital letters in your second post.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        big anime breasts

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >not having cute retainers who will play with your dick while you're sleeping for 1000 years
          Sadness.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ESL is a net positive, troony.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The FE characters model is awful, they looks so bad.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one of my favorite things to witness is Ganker's usual psychiatric cases trying their hardest to shitpost a game but running out of negative things to say so they starts babbling incoherently like lobotomized asylum patients

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the Japanese SHIT writers?
    Always has bee. Thats why western games clear they shit everyday.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Always has bee. Thats why western games clear they shit everyday.
      why are you speaking like a Black person?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Are you seething cause he criticised your nip overlords?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Shit taste. Most modern Western games have shit stories.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >people say how FE has same face syndrome
    >but ignore the fact that new Ashley from RE4 remake looks exactly like trans actor/actress Ella Hollywood
    Ganker in a nutshell

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >>but ignore the fact that new Ashley from RE4 remake looks exactly like trans actor/actress Ella Hollywood
      At least is not homosexual shitty moe face like all you weebgays love.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >moe face
        >weebgays
        Sorry anon, I don't speak Ikea language, and I sure as hell won't google it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >posting about anime style characters in a nintendo game? WHY AREN'T YOU moronS OBSESSING OVER A troony IN A CAPCOM GAME!?!?!?!?
      I'm so confused.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I thought Resident Evil was more popular than Fire Emblem. Was I wrong?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are a lot of more popular games. Why should I care about them?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >being mad the anime game looks like anime
        And YOU are the confused one?
        have a nice day.
        All of you.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anime is fricking moronic and cringe shit, that's why we make fun of it, weeb boy.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Anime style does not mean every character needs to have the same face, although apparently that is what it means post-2010.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      My only complaint is that Resident Evil characters in the RE engine, always seem to look like they have oily faces for some reason.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the fog of war chapt where you get the chocolate girl, is it possible to save the fist house from bandits?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I forgot if you have a warp at that point but im sure you have a rewarp so a flier with enough luck not to get fricked by all the axe fliers can theoretically get there in time

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You can do it with warp and obstruct but it's just an elixir

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what about the bottom left one?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the Japanese SHIT writers?
    Where the frick have you been? Why do you think most people prefer it when an anime/manga get canceled instead of having a proper ending? Oh yeah, because the endings are so dogshit it pisses off the fandom knowing that they wasted many years watching and reading that story.
    I've not seen a SINGLE anime/manga that had a good ending. Not one.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >FMA Brotherhood
      >Attack on Titan
      >Hellsing Ultimate
      >Berserk
      etc etc

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for proving my point.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Attack on Titan
        didn't most people not like the ending? or are animegays finally caught up and think its good? (for some reason)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        People outright fricking dislike FMA Brotherhood ending. Not because it's fricking horrible like AoT ending, but it's so generic and disappointing when compared to FMA 2006 finale.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do you think it gets cancelled they never have a good ending
      >The endings they have are written when they get cancelled and often rushed to finish any plot points
      Manga is often written to never end or to continue on until it stops being profitable then axed. Of course the endings are going to be shit. Manga is japanese version of capeshit.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I've not seen a SINGLE anime/manga that had a good ending. Not one.
      Watch movies/OVAs.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if you look at women in real life, they basically all have the same face if you remove the hair and makeup

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Because it ain't character models.
    Did you forget about Fire Emblem: Awakening already? It's barely been 10 years.

    They game that saved the franchise cut costs by not modeling a single character's feet. Fire Emblem has always been about cutting costs on animation and models.

    >FE6, 7, 8 all re-use ingame assets
    >9 and 10 use the same setting and characters
    >11 is a remake
    >3H has shitty combat animations that can only be played in super-slo-mo or hyperactive hi-speed

    Stop expecting something insane and groundbreaking from FE. Series has an S-rating in the life support. You just have to accept that it's a mediocre series now and enjoy what you get as much as possible or move onto better series. t. Mega Man fan; I know what I'm talking about.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    schizo thread

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Are the Japanese SHIT writers?
    no shit sherlock, the vast majority of JRPGs have garbage storytelling and usually hit you with "have friends" over and over

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Our most mocked games of recent history are JRPGs for a reason. Literally all of them end in fighting god with the power of friendship. At least in western games the characters look and act like real people, something jappos have a hard time interacting with.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    remember to promote early

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >needing a guide to click Master Seal
      do zoomers really?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers are morons.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I am not a zoomer, but I am a moron. So explain to me like I'm 75 IQ

          If I promote at level 12, I get new class, level drops to 1, but my overall level is 13, right? Every time you promote, you basically go up only 1 level, no?
          I ask because some missions say
          >recommended level 18 base level
          and some are
          >recommended level 5 advance class
          So when the game says '5 advance class', do they mean base level 20 + 5 advance, or something else?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            just match your main story level to the paralogue level, do them when they match

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No you've got it right. The game assumes you don't promote until 20, but there's no reason not to promote at 10 in this game since you can get infinite levels with Second Seals.

              All characters have the an internal level they use. Master and second seals do no affect it. So if you promote at level 10. You are still level 10.

              I mean, I play on maddening so it's not like I can grind in non-existing skirmish fights. I just wondered how the game calculates this, but since maddening doesn't offer much side missions (except for paralogues) I assume you're always prepared for the next mission.

              They do no damage.

              Yeah, you really shouldn't hit armored units with knives.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            No you've got it right. The game assumes you don't promote until 20, but there's no reason not to promote at 10 in this game since you can get infinite levels with Second Seals.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            All characters have the an internal level they use. Master and second seals do no affect it. So if you promote at level 10. You are still level 10.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      are thieves really that strong in engage?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        have you tried using them?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          They do no damage.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ok, so dont use em

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thieves are for tanking not killing things
            you can't solve all of your problems with glass canons

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