Samus

Idc what anyone says this women is the hottest fictional character of all time and nothing you can say will change my mind.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sybb thread

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this women
    Another quality ESL coomer thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How is that grammatically incorrect at all?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Should be this woman

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Damn, is there a name for that phenomenon where you read something that is grammatically incorrect correctly because your brain knows what's supposed to be correct?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah its referred to being a third worlder you dipshit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          she is many women, each picture of her constitutes a new woman

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            then it would be "these women"

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you like about her anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      prostitute anon made several anons cum

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i just like to stand erect and not coom

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just missed it last time

        ruined

        Samus is pure (sex)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but her slim, toned figure is the appeal

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Show her slim, toned figure

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                First and only image of actual Samus ITT.

                like this??

                That's not Samus, that's some random dude drawing his imagination of Samus.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you been officially diagnosed with autism?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you understand the difference between the actual Samus and fan interpretations which can look like absolutely anything?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Remember when Samus was canonically overweight?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your "actual Samus" is just something an artist that worked for the devs drew and it isn't even canon anymore.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, the actual Samus is what Samus looks like. All other shit can make her look fat, thin, like a homo, a degenerate or anything. If we're going by what Samus looks like, use official images, otherwise she can look like absolutely anything.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't answer my question

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hunters ZSS is my favorite "actual Samus"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Least feminine Samus after Prime 1

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Elaborate?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Masculine jawline and face.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Continue.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We pretty much only see her face, so that's it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't accept that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, show another pic where we see more then.

                She isn't real.

                How does that matter? You have an official Samus approved by the creators, then you have a ton of filth drawn by shitty artists.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She isn't real.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              like this??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ruined

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is unmistakably female, guaranteed to make trannies sneed.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde
    Not my type sorry

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sort of agree. there's really nothing hotter than a blonde with a ponytail.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So where's the image of Samus? That's someone's drawing.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >blonde
    My type, thank you

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tell me you are South American without spelling it out. You probably jerk off to WEGs too.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this why Nintendo gays are so despised? They talk about how sexy Samus is, yet np actual image of Samus is provided, and everything always ends up in porn spam.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    off model dogshit

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Samus was canonically overweight?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I remember when Samus was overweight

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's not Samus, that's some degenerate porn from an even more degenerate artist.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >AI Shit.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does samus hide her identity because nobody would take her seriously as a bounty hunter if they knew she was a stupid human instead of a bird chozo thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Play the games moron

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BWC

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My favourite is the one in SFMs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sarah Bryant?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Huh

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Look what they did to Samus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >THEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIT!

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sure, she's hot but.... you've posted fanart. How about an in-game model?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      loose bimbo

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REAL
    PARTY
    ANIMAL

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pumping

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god i wish i was her...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were her then I'd pound you every day

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another discord thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another seething gacha homosexual

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